[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE!
>> Jake: WAKEY, WAKEY, WAKE!
[ ALL MURMURING ]
>> Finn: YOO YOO YOO YOO YOO
YOO!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
AHHH!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> WOW.
THAT WAS REALLY SOMETHING.
[ BEEPS, DOOR UNLOCKS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
REALLY SOMETHING.
>> SURE, I'LL HOLD.
>> THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
>> HELLO?
I'D LIKE TO TAKE A FEW MINUTES
OF YOUR TIME TO TELL YOU ABOUT
AN AMAZING VITAMIN SUPPLEMENT.
BUT FIRST, JUST LET ME ASK YOU,
DO YOU EVER FEEL THAT NO MATTER
WHAT YOU EAT, YOU'RE STILL TIRED
AND SLUGGISH AND [SIGHS] FILLED
WITH NAGGING ANXIETY AND DOUBT
AND --
>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ]
ROOT BEER GUY, GET YOUR HEAD
BACK IN THE GAME!
>> HELLO, MA'AM.
I'D LIKE TO TAKE A FEW MINUTES
OF YOUR TIME --
[ RECEIVER CLICKS ]
HELLO?
>> WHAT WE NEED IS TO CUT OUT
THE MIDDLE MAN.
>> HEY, ROOT BEER GUY.
>> HEY.
>> DUDE, WE SHOULD START OUR OWN
PLACE.
>> NEXT STOP,
LOLLIPOP PARK ESTATES.
>> [ MUNCHING ]
THIS IS GOOD.
WHAT IS THIS?
>> CANDY.
>> HMM.
[ MUNCHING ]
>> OH, I'VE GOT A CLOSING
ARGUMENT TOMORROW,
ROOT BEER GUY.
>> [ Thinking ] "I KNEW THERE
WAS TROUBLE.
I COULD SMELL IT ON THE HOT
EVENING BREEZE.
FORTUNATELY FOR ME, TROUBLE IS
MY FAVORITE THING BECAUSE I'M
JOE MILKSHAKE.
I KICKED DOWN THE DOOR WITH ONE
SWIFT, DECISIVE MOTION."
NO.
"WITH ONE SWIFT AND DECISIVE
MOTION, I KICKED DOWN THE DOOR."
NO.
"THE DOOR WAS KICKED DOWN BY ME
SWIFTLY WITH NOT MANY MOTIONS
BUT A WHOLE LOT OF DECISIVENESS
WAS USED BY ME THAT WAS APPARENT
TO EVERYBODY."
UGH.
[ SCRATCHING ]
>> Bubblegum: AAAAAAAAAAH!
>> HMM.
>> Bubblegum: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?!
[ GRUNTS ] LET ME GO!
NO!
>> Both: YEAH!
>> Jake: [ IMITATES ENGINE
SPUTTERING, REVVING ]
>> HEY. HEY, ARE YOU AWAKE?
>> NOT REALLY.
>> WELL, THIS IS GONNA SOUND
CRAZY, BUT I THINK I SAW
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM GET
KIDNAPPED, AND THE PERPETRATORS
WERE THAT FINN AND JAKE.
>> OKAY, SWEETIE.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN INTERESTING
DREAM.
[ SNORING ]
>> BUT IT DID HAPPEN.
[ SNORING, SNORTS ]
>> YOU NEED TO EAT SOMETHING
BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK, AND YOU
CAN'T KEEP FALLING ASLEEP AT
YOUR TYPEWRITER.
IT'S BAD FOR YOUR BACK.
BESIDES, I MISS YOU AT NIGHT.
>> I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.
I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT
THAT WEIRD STUFF I SAW LAST
NIGHT WHEN I WAS PEEKING THROUGH
THE BUSHES.
>> UGH!
PEEKING THROUGH THE BUSHES?!
YOU'VE BEEN WARPING YOUR MIND
WITH ALL THIS MYSTERY STUFF.
I SWEAR, SOMETIMES I THINK YOU
LOVE THAT NOVEL OF YOURS MORE
THAN YOU LOVE ME.
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT EVERY
NIGHT FOR 10 YEARS, AND FOR
WHAT?!
LOOK AT ME, ROOT BEER GUY!
I'M A CHERRY CREAM SODA, AND I
HAVE THE SAME NEEDS AS ANY OTHER
CHERRY CREAM SODA OR EVEN
DIET CREAM SODA!
>> [ Thinking ] I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, BUT JOE MILKSHAKE
NEVER WAS A TALKY GUY.
ON MY WAY TO WORK THAT MORNING,
I DECIDED TO TAKE A SECOND LOOK
AT THE CRIME SCENE.
HMM.
[ WHIRRING ]
LAKE BUTTERSCOTCH?
HMM.
>> ROOT BEER GUY! ROOT BEER GUY!
ROOT BEER GUY!
HOW MANY BOTTLES OF PRODUCT YOU
SELL THIS MONTH?
>> ZERO.
>> GREAT! WE CAN COUNT TO ZERO!
>> YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU'D GIVE
ME THE NEW LEADS...
>> YOU HAVEN'T EARNED THE NEW
LEADS.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> IT'S EASY TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE
ALL THE LEADS.
>> EXACTLY.
>> HEY, ROOT BEER GUY.
>> IT'S ALL ABOUT THE LEADS.
>> Finn: SEE? I TOLD YOU!
IT'S CANDY STUCCO.
STUCCO FEELS GREAT.
>> Jake: HMM.
WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NIGHT
WITH PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM?
>> Finn: UH...
>> Jake: HMM...
WE WERE HOME LAST NIGHT.
>> Jake: YEAH.
WE WERE DOING THAT...THING.
>> Jake: THAT WAS A GREAT THING
WE WERE DOING AT HOME WITH NO
OTHER WITNESSES.
>> Finn: BUT WE'RE EACH OTHER'S
WITNESSES.
>> Both: YEAH!
>> BUT I SAW YOU.
>> Finn: LOOK, MAN, YOU DIDN'T
SEE NOTHIN'.
>> HMPH!
[ WHISTLE BLOWING ]
MR. BANANA GUARD, YOU'VE GOT TO
ARREST THOSE GUYS!
COME ON!
THESE ARE THE GUYS!
THEY'RE KIDNAPPERS!
YOU HAVE TO ARREST THEM AND FIND
OUT WHERE THEY'RE HIDING
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
>> Jake: PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM?
SHE'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!
OH, PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM!
[ High-pitched voice ] YES?
[ Normal voice ] I THINK SOME
BANANA GUARDS WISH TO SPEAK WITH
YOU.
[ High-pitched voice ] WHERE ARE
THOSE BANANA GUARDS?
>> YOUR HIGHNESS!
>> All: GREETINGS, YOUR MAJESTY!
>> YOUR SKIN IS LOOKING LOVELY
TODAY.
>> Jake: OH, THANKS!
>> IT'S REALLY, REALLY ORANGE!
>> UGH!
>> Jake: I'VE BEEN USING THIS
NEW, UH, MARMALADE SPRAY-ON TAN.
YEAH. CINNAMON BUN...
>> [ Thinking ] BINGO-BANGO.
THIS WAS MY LUCKY BREAK.
WITH ONE DECISIVE MOTION, I
KICKED DOWN THE DOOR.
>> Jake: SO, UH, BEING TAN IS MY
THING NOW.
>> QUICKLY, I SCANNED THE ROOM
FOR THE --
OH, MAN.
"CARAMEL COURT,"
"COTTON CANDY CRESCENT."
"LOLLIPOP PARK ESTATES" --
BINGO-BANG--
>> AHA! HUH?
[ GROWLS ]
>> [ Thinking ] BINGO-BANGO.
[ HINGES CREAK ]
>> BONSOIR, MONSIEUR.
[ French accent ] WOULD YOU LIKE
ME TO TURN DOWN THE BED?
>> UH, LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT.
THE SECURITY TAPE WILL SHOW THAT
FINN AND JAKE KIDNAPPED
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
>> [ Normal voice ] FINN AND
JAKE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
>> OH, YEAH?
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN,
AFTER I PUT THIS TAPE IN THE
VCR, JUST TO MAKE SURE I GOT THE
RIGHT ONE.
I'M PRETTY SURE I DID!
[ RINGING ]
HEY, YES! THIS IS IT!
>> Bubblegum: AAAAAAAAAAH!
>> BINGO-BANGO!
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE --
ARE YOU IN THE TUB, SWEETIE?
I'M GOING OUT!
I'VE GOT TO GET THIS TAPE TO THE
BANANA GUARDS OR THE NEWSPAPER
OR MAYBE THE D.A. OR SOMETHING.
>> Jake: [ Normal voice ] HEY,
ROOT BEER GUY.
YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO VIEW
THIS TAPE.
>> BUT -- BUT HOW DID YOU GUYS
KNOW?
>> I TOLD THEM.
THAT'S RIGHT.
I DID IT FOR US!
OH, THIS THING IS EATING YOU
ALIVE, ROOT BEER GUY!
>> BUT IT'S ALL I'VE GOT.
>> [ CRYING ]
>> Jake: HEY, THIS LOOKS KIND OF
PERSONAL.
>> HMPH.
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
MR. PUDDING --
>> WELL, YOU CAN JUST CALL ME
"BUCK."
>> UH, BUCK, THOSE --
>> NO NEED TO BE FORMAL HERE,
SON.
>> THOSE GUYS WHO WERE JUST IN
HERE -- CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT
THEY BOUGHT?
>> WELL, LET'S SEE -- A SHOVEL,
A SAW, SOME PLASTIC BAGS, SOME
DUCT TAPE, A BLUDGEON, A MOP,
RUBBER GLOVES.
>> SAY, MR. -- BUCK, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS
LAKE BUTTERSCOTCH?
>> RIGHT NICE SPOT,
LAKE BUTTERSCOTCH -- MILES FROM
WHERE ANYONE COULD HEAR A PERSON
SCREAM, IF A PERSON WERE
SCREAMING FOR SOME REASON.
CREEPY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT
IT.
NOTHING UP THERE THESE DAYS BUT
SOME ABANDONED CABINS.
NICE PLACE TO HIDE A BODY IF YOU
WERE INTO THAT SORT OF THING.
SON, NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
MY PICKUP TRUCK?
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ MOTOR STARTS, WHIRRING ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> YEAH?
>> DON'T HANG UP!
I'M ROOT BEER GUY.
I'M THE GUY WHO KIDNAPPED
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
YEAH, YEAH.
I WRAPPED HER IN A CARPET --
YEAH -- AND I'M GONNA DUMP HER
IN LAKE BUTTERSCOTCH!
I'M COMPLETELY INSANE!
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
BUT YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO STOP
ME.
GET UP TO LAKE BUTTERSCOTCH
RIGHT NOW, BANANA GUARD.
[ SIGHS ]
AND I TOOK A BOAT OUT AFTER
8:00.
>> EMERGENCY!
QUICKLY, TO LAKE BUTTERSCOTCH!
>> All: WEE-OOO! WEE--
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> All: WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO!
WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO!
>> UGH!
>> All: WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO!
WEE-OOO!
>> USE THE LICORICE LACE LASSO!
[ WHIP! ]
>> WHOA!
OH, MY WORD! GET THOSE GUYS!
THEY'RE MY ACCOMPLICES!
>> OH. OKAY.
I GOT IT!
[ WHIP! ]
>> BUSTED, YOU BOAT CRIMER.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> IT'S...
FINN AND JAKE?!
>> Finn: WELL, GUYS...
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAUGHT US.
OKAY, PRINCESS.
YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.
>> Bubblegum: [ BREATHING
LOUDLY ]
>> PRINCESS!
>> Bubblegum: MM-DAH!
>> OH, YEAH.
IT IS THE PRINCESS.
>> Bubblegum: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
CONGRATULATIONS!
WHEE! WHEE!
YOU WERE SO GOOD AT SOLVING THE
CASE.
>> UM, WHAT CASE?
>> Bubblegum: THE FAKE
KIDNAPPING.
TO TEST THE CANDY KINGDOM'S
SECURITY SYSTEM?
>> WE DIDN'T SOLVE THAT CASE.
>> Bubblegum: BUT IF YOU WEREN'T
FOLLOWING THE CLUES I LEFT, WHO
WAS?
>> UM...IT'S ROOT BEER GUY.
>> Bubblegum: THEN WHY THE
JUMPING JAY IS HE IN HANDCUFFS?!
>> UH, HE WENT BOATING.
[ ALL MURMURING ]
>> ♪ BOO-BA-DEE-BEE ♪
♪ DEE-BA DEE-BA DOO DOO ♪
♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DEE ♪
>> THAT WAS A GREAT NIGHT, BABY.
>> WE HAVEN'T DANCED LIKE THAT
IN YEARS.
>> I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,
MR. CAPTAIN
OF THE BANANA GUARDS.
[ HINGES CREAK ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪