[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Bubblegum: CINNAMON BUN!
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING OUT
IN THE WOODS?
I ASKED YOU 20 MINUTES AGO TO
TAKE THESE DRINKS AROUND FOR US.
>> OH. OH!
"AROUND FOR US"!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID "WALK TO THE
ZOO AND BACK."
>> Bubblegum: GAH!
[ SIGH ]
>> Bubblegum: FINN,
CINNAMON BUN'S GONNA TEND THE
JUICE BAR NOW.
I HAVE A SPECIAL JOB FOR YOU.
AS OOO's GREATEST CHAMPION, I'M
RELYING ON YOU TO KEEP
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS FROM
CRASHING THIS WEDDING.
I WENT AHEAD AND DEPUTIZED YOU,
SO, YOU KNOW, NO HOLDS BARRED.
GOT IT?
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
OH. BUT WHAT ABOUT JAKE?
>> Bubblegum: WELL, HONESTLY, I
HAVEN'T SEEN JAKE THIS HAPPY IN
A WHILE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I KIND OF DON'T WANT TO SQUASH
HIS GROOVE.
>> Jake: HANDS OFF, LITTLE
PIGGIES!
>> Bubblegum: KNOCK KNOCK!
HEY, TREE TRUNKS!
>> OH, HEY, PRINCESS.
WOW!
YOU LOOK PRETTIER THAN A
SIPPY CUP IN A SNOW BANK.
>> Bubblegum: [ CHUCKLES ]
THANKS, TREE TRUNKS.
NOW LISTEN -- I DON'T WANT YOU
TO WORRY ABOUT A THING.
I'VE GOT FINN ON LSP DUTY, AND
WE'RE KEEPING YOUR EX-HUSBANDS,
RANDY, DANNY, AND WYATT,
100 FEET APART AT ALL TIMES,
AT LEAST UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO PERFORM THE CEREMONY.
>> OH, WELL, UH, PRINCESS --
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] -- I
APPRECIATE YOUR GENEROSITY,
GOING TO ALL THIS TROUBLE TO
HIJACK MY WEDDING AND ALL, BUT
YOU CAN'T PERFORM THE CEREMONY.
>> Bubblegum: WHAT?!
WHY NOT?
>> WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST
DON'T RECOGNIZE YOUR "AUTHORITY"
ON SUCH MATTERS.
I CAN ONLY BE MARRIED BY
HIS HOLINESS, THE ONE TRUE
KING OF OOO.
>> Bubblegum: WHAT?!
THAT FRAUD?!
>> NOW, I KNOW HIS TEACHINGS--
>> Bubblegum: THAT FRAUD IS
HERE?!
>> UH, WHY, YES, BUT --
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
OH, DEAR.
MAMA, I'M AFRAID I'VE OFFENDED
THE PRINCESS.
>> OH, NONSENSE, BABY.
SHE'S PROBABLY JUST JEALOUS
'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO MARRY
SUCH A HANDSOME, FINE,
SAUCY MAN!
OH, BUT HE IS A SAUCY FINE
BOLOG-NAH FACTORY!
MM-HMM!
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'D LIKE TO OPEN UP THAT HOOD,
SEE HOW THE BOLOG-NAH GETS MADE!
MM!
>> MAMA, PLEASE!
PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM A
SAUCY, FINE BOLOG-NAH FACTORY!
>> BOLOG-NAH FACTORY!
BOLOG-NAH FACTORY!
>> OH! MY PERFECT DAY!
WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?
>> PLEASE GO ON -- DESCRIBE THE
NEXT "THOUGHT-FORM."
>> UM...I SEE, LIKE,
REDDISH-GREEN BLOTCHES.
>> AH! HA HA HA!
ONE YEAR GOOD LUCK.
[ CROWD GASPS ]
>> Bubblegum: I'VE WAITED A LONG
TIME FOR THIS, KING OF OOO.
AND NOW I'M GONNA EXPOSE YOU IN
FRONT OF EVERYONE FOR WHAT YOU
REALLY ARE.
>> YAY! [ LAUGHING ]
>> H-HEY, BARKEEP, CAN I HAVE
ANOTHER ONE OF THESE CIDERS?
>> SURE!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> HEY, LITTLE ROBOT, HOW YOU
DOING?
>> I AM THE BEST!
I LOVE WEDDINGS, I LOVE FLOWERS,
I LOVE L-O-O-O-O-O-O-OVE!
>> HEY, DID YOU KNOW I USED TO
BE MARRIED TO TREE TRUNKS?
>> N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> HEH, YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]
IT WAS JUST ME AND T.T.
WE HAD SOME WILD TIMES BACK IN
THE DAY.
DID YOU KNOW I ONCE TOOK HER TO
PLAY TENNIS?
>> N-O-O-O-O!
>> YEP. TENNIS.
I TOOK HER TO ONE OF THOSE,
UH...PADDLES OR WHATEVER, YOU
KNOW?
>> NO.
>> YEAH, SHE LEFT ME.
SHE SAID I WAS STIFLING HER
SPIRIT.
I MEAN -- [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
YOU KNOW, WHAT -- NOT ENOUGH
TENNIS FOR YOU?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> NO...
>> IT'S STARTING!
THE CEREMONY IS STARTING!
[ SNORTS ]
>> [ PACHELBEL'S "CANON" ]
>> ♪ LA ♪
♪ LA ♪
[ AUDIENCE GASPS, MURMURS ]
>> [ SNIFFLES ]
>> [ GASPS ] OH, NO!
I'M MISSING THE LOVE!
>> NO!
UH...PLEASE, STAY HERE.
THIS IS CATHARTIC.
YOU'RE A GOOD LISTENER.
>> OH.
OKAY.
>> SWEETIE, YOU LOOK SO NICE.
>> Shh.
>> Finn: SOUNDS REALLY SWEET.
[ LEAVES RUSTLING ]
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS?
IS THAT YOU?
>> LET ME GO TO THIS PART-Y-Y-Y!
>> Finn: AAH!
IT'S NOT YOUR PARTY, LSP.
>> POOR FINN.
DON'T YOU KNOW?
EVERY PARTY...
IS MY PARTY!
>> Finn: [ GRUMBLES ]
[ "CANON" CONTINUES ]
>> [ YAWNS ]
>> Bubblegum: I'M JUST GONNA
LOOK IN THIS GUY'S BLIMP, MAKE
SURE EVERYTHING'S IN
ACCORDANCE...
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
...WITH THE LAWS.
>> Psst!
SWEETIE, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
>> HMM?
>> [ GRUNTING ]
GET OUT OF MY WAY, FINN!
OH, MY GLOB!
YOU'RE TOUCHING MY WOMAN'S BODY!
>> OKAY, DEAR.
NOW UP YOU COME.
>> DON'T HURRY THIS.
>> HERE WE GO.
WHOA, WHOA, KIDS!
GOT TO FINISH THE CEREMONY
FIRST.
KEEP THE BABY IN THE BASKET.
>> EVERYONE AT THE PARTY GET
READY 'CAUSE HERE COMES A HOT
BUNCH OF GRAPES!
>> Finn: [ GRUNTING ]
>> AAAAAAAAAH!
OH, MY GLOB!
>> WE'VE GATHERED HERE ON THIS
BEAUTIFUL DAY, UNDER MY
LIFE-GIVING SUN, TO CELEBRATE
THE ENJOINTMENT OF MR. PIG AND
TREE TRUNKS THE LITTLE ELEPHANT.
THESE TWO WEIRD ANIMALS FIRST...
>> OH, I BET SOME CUTE WEDDINGS
ARE HAPPENING OVER THERE.
>> [ SIGHS LOUDLY ]
BMO, YOU'RE SO NICE.
>> THOSE FLOWERS LOOK REALLY
COOL.
>> OH, I'VE HAD A HARD LIFE.
PEOPLE SEEM CUTE.
THEY SEEM NICE.
BUT THEN WHEN YOU CAN'T STOP
CRYING BECAUSE THEY BEAT YOU AT
TENNIS THAT ONE TIME, THEY CALL
YOU A BABY!
>> YEAH, CUTE NICE BABIES.
>> BMO?
>> MM-HMM?
>> BMO, WOULD YOU MOVE IN
WITH ME?
>> [ GASPS ]
[ PANTING ]
>> DO YOU, MR. PIG, TAKE
TREE TRUNKS TO BE YOUR
EVER-WEDDED WIFE, FOREVER
FOLLOWING THE TEACHINGS OF ME,
THE TRUE KING OF OOO?
>> I DO.
>> Bubblegum: [ GRUMBLING ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> AND DO YOU, TREE TRUNKS...
DO YOU PROMISE TO LOVE MR. PIG
FOREVER AND SPEND THE NEXT FIVE
YEARS WITH ME IN MY SERENITY
COMPOUND, PERFORMING SIMPLE
HOUSEHOLD REPAIRS, TO HAVE AND
TO HOLD, IN SICKNESS AND IN
HEALTH, IN MY GATED MOUNTAIN
COMPOUND?
>> I...
>> EVERYBODY GET READY...
TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
>> ...I-I-I-I-I-I...
...I-I-I-I-I-I D--
OH!
>> EV-EVERYBODY! HEY!
I'M HERE!
LOOK AT MY BOOQ --
UNH!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> AAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ POP! ]
>> AHH!
>> MY ZEP!
>> Bubblegum: EVERYBODY, THIS
WEDDING IS A FARCE!
A CRIMINAL FARCE!
>> HEY, JUST WHAT ARE YOU EGGING
AT HERE?
>> Bubblegum: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
I'M EGGING AT.
I'M EGGING AT THIS OUTDATED
WEDDING-OFFICIANT LICENSE!
>> OH!
>> OH, IS THAT WHAT THIS IS
ABOUT?
YOU MUST'VE FOUND THAT IN MY
BACK RECORDS.
I HAVE THE UP-TO-DATE PAPERWORK
RIGHT HERE.
>> OH!
>> Bubblegum: WHAT?
UH...
>> HEY, WAIT.
HOW DID YOU GET THAT?
I COULD'VE SWORE IT WAS LOCKED
IN MY ZEP.
>> Bubblegum: NOPE! Shh!
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!
STOP TALKING! GO TO JAIL!
>> OH!
>> Bubblegum: YEAH.
>> PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM, YOU HAVE
GONE TOO FAR.
WE STAND TOGETHER AGAINST YOUR
TYRANNY.
>> Finn: HEY, EVERYBODY.
>> YOUR PRISON MAY HOLD ONE OF
US, BUT IT MAY NOT HOLD ALL
OF US.
>> OH, POOR TREE TRUNKS.
WAIT. WHERE'S MY MAMA?
HAS ANYONE SEE MY --
OH!
NO, MAMA!
WELL, I GUESS THIS IS IT,
SWEETIE.
[ BEEPING ]
OH. OH, NO.
THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD IS
CALLING TO ME NOW.
OKAY, HOLD YOUR HORSES.
I'M COMIN'.
>> WAIT, TREE TRUNKS!
LOOK AROUND!
EVERYONE WE CARE ABOUT IS ALL
HERE TOGETHER.
FINN, UNCLE DONALD,
BANANA GUARD #1, JAKE, JAKE JR.,
EVERYBODY!
WE COULD HAVE THE CEREMONY RIGHT
HERE.
>> HEY, YEAH!
>> KING OF OOO, WILL YOU DO THE
HONORS?
>> [ MUNCHING ]
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
THAT LOOPY BIRD IS GONNA STRING
ME UP SIDEWAYS!
YOU CAN PERFORM YOUR OWN DANG
CEREMONY!
KingOfOoo.com!
>> OH. OH, DEAR.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
TREE TRUNKS, DID YOU HEAR?
>> HUH?
>> THE KING SAID YOU COULD
PERFORM YOUR OWN DANG CEREMONY.
>> YEAH, THAT REALLY STUNG.
>> BUT...
>> BUT...THE KING'S WORD IS LAW.
[ GASPS ]
I CAN PERFORM MY OWN DANG
CEREMONY?
>> Jake: ARE YOU UP TO IT, T.T.?
>> I'LL TRY.
I GUESS IT'S TIME.
A-ARE YOU READY?
OH, OKAY. UM, UH...
DO YOU, MR. PIG, TAKE ME,
TREE TRUNKS, TO BE YOUR
BEAUTIFUL WEDDED WIFE?
>> I DO.
>> AND DO I, MR. PIG, TAKE HIM
TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED
HUSBAND, TREE TRUNKS?
>> I DO.
>> THEN, YOU...
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
>> Both: MWAH!
>> Bubblegum: OH, GEEZ.
LET 'EM ALL GO, BANANA GUARD #3.
>> UH...WHAT?
>> Bubblegum: I JUST CAN'T STAY
MAD AT SOMETHING SO CUTE.
>> DID SHE JUST SAY "LET
EVERYONE GO"?
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT THE
WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES, IF YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
>> WAIT. D-DON'T YOU THINK THERE
MIGHT BE CAMERAS DOWN HERE?
>> I HOPE SO.
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪