[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ ZOMBIES GROANING ]
>> Finn: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Jake: BRO!
[ ZOMBIES GRUNTING ]
>> AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Jake: [ GRUNTS ] BOOM!
>> Finn: THANKS, BRO!
>> Jake: THERE FOR YOU, BRO!
BUT, FINN, I'M GONNA TELL YOU
SOMETHING GENTLY...
>> Finn: OKAY.
WHAT IS IT, BRO?
>> Jake: GET A NEW SWORD.
>> Finn: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Jake: BRO, THESE GUYS COULD
HAVE HURT YOU.
>> Finn: IT STILL WORKS.
YUT.
>> Jake: BRO?
>> Finn: I LOVE THIS SWORD.
>> Jake: IT'LL BE OKAY.
LET'S GO SHOPPING!
[ MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Both: CANDLES. CANDLES.
CANDLES FOR ALL OCCASIONS.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Jake: HEY, THERE'S
CHOOSE GOOSE!
GOOSE!
COME ON!
FINN, WHAT'S WRONG?
>> Finn: MM, MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY
SOMEONE ELSE.
>> Jake: WHAT?
BUT WE HAVE A HISTORY WITH HIM.
THAT'S IMPORTANT IN BUSINESS.
>> Finn: YEAH, BUT WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A SWORD.
REMEMBER THAT ARMOR HE SOLD US?
>> Jake: OOOH, YEAH, OKAY.
I ASKED AROUND.
THIS IS THE PLACE TO GET
SA-WORDS.
>> Finn: OH?
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S OPEN...
[ WIND HOWLS ]
>> Both: OPEN!
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> CLOSE THE CURTAINS BEHIND
YOU, PLEASE.
WALK TOWARDS THE CANDLE.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
>> Finn: NEED A SWORD.
>> HOLD ON...
HERE YOU GO!
A GRASS SWORD!
IT'S A BARGAIN.
>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER USED A GRASS SWORD
BEFORE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP LOOKING.
>> SWORDS LIKE THIS DON'T COME
AROUND EVERY DAY.
>> Finn: DON'T COME AROUND EVERY
DAY, HUH?
[ SHIMMER! ]
I LOVE IT!
>> Jake: WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
>> REMEMBER, NO TAKE-BACKS.
>> Jake: HEY, THE PILLOW VENDOR!
>> Finn: UH?
HYAH!
>> Jake: HUH?
PIZZA?
>> Finn: YEAH!
IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
IT WAS GONNA BONK YOU ON THE
HEAD.
>> Jake: YOU'RE GETTING GOOD
WITH THAT SWORD.
YOU WERE NEVER ABLE TO DO THAT
WITH YOUR OTHER SWORDS.
>> Finn: NO MORE PIZZA BONKS.
[ SHING! ]
YUT!
HEY, WE'RE NEAR TREE TRUNKS'
HOUSE.
LET'S STOP BY AND GET SOME
PIE-E-E.
>> Jake: PIE-E-E.
>> Finn: YUT! YUT!
HYAH!
>> HOWDY, BOYS.
NICE PILLOW AND NICE SWORD.
MY HANDS ARE FULL, FINN.
UH, YOU MIND SLICING AN APPLE
FOR ME?
>> Finn: YUT!
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG
WITH THAT AWFUL SWORD.
>> Jake: HE'S GETTING REALLY
GOOD.
HE SAVED ME FROM PIZZA.
>> THAT APPLE SLICING IS TOO
PERFECT...
DEMONICALLY PERFECT...
THAT SWORD IS CURSED!
>> Both: [ LAUGH ]
>> Jake: I LIKE IT WHEN
TREE TRUNKS GETS ALL SERIOUS.
>> Finn: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Jake: UH, HOW'S THAT CURSE
DOIN'?
MAKIN' YOU WANT TO MOIDLE ME?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: NAW, MAN.
THIS SWORD DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE
ANY CURSE ON IT AS FAR AS I CAN
TELL.
HYAH!
>> Jake: WELL, OKAY.
RRK...GRK...
DANG TAG.
>> Finn: I GOT IT!
>> Jake: HMM?
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> Jake: [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: WHOA.
>> Jake: HEY, QUIT SHOWIN' OFF,
BRO.
>> Finn: SORRY, MAN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
I...
I'LL GO PUT THIS AWAY.
>> Jake: GOOD IDEA.
[ SNORES ]
[ LID CREAKS ]
>> Finn: HMM.
[ LID CREAKS ]
>> Finn: [ GROANING ]
[ MUTTERING ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]
AAH!
[ PANTING ]
HUH?
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHAT THE?!
[ GASPING ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]
[ GROWLING ]
HNNGG!
GAH!
AH, GEEZ...
[ SWORD CLINKING ]
STUPID...THING!
WORST THREE BUCKS I EVER SPENT.
[ GROANS ]
[ GASPS ]
PHEW!
[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]
>> Jake: WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
>> Finn: THE SWORD IS AFTER MY
FLESH!
>> Jake: HUH?
OH, SNAP.
>> Finn: DON'T LET IT GET ME,
JAKE!
>> Jake: DON'T WORRY.
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
[ SHING! ]
THERE.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
LET'S GO RETURN THAT JUNK.
HUH.
>> Jake: HEY, HE'S NOT HERE.
>> Finn: HMM.
MAYBE SOMEBODY AROUND HERE KNOWS
WHERE HE IS.
>> HELP! HELP!
>> Finn: SOMEBODY IN TROUBLE!
>> HELP!
THEY'RE TAKING OUR CANDLES!
>> Jake: IT'S THE HOOLIGANS WHO
LOVE CANDLES!
>> Finn: LET'S GET 'EM!
HEY!
>> HUH?
>> YO!
>> YOU GOT A PROB, BOB?
>> Finn: STEALING CANDLES FROM
OLD LADIES IS IMMORAL!
>> ANARCHY!
>> Finn: SCHOOL! HYAH!
>> HUGH!
>> AHH! STOP CHASING U-U-US!
>> AAAAH!
>> Finn: [ PANTING ]
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>> Finn: OOF!
>> YOU'RE DEAD, TEDDY BOY...
[ RUSTLING ]
>> Finn: NO...
>> LO-O-O-O-SER-R!
[ SHING! ]
[ SHING! SHING! SHING! SHING! ]
>> All: AAAAH!
>> Both: YOU SAVED OUR SHOP!
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU BRAVE
YOUNG MAN.
>> AND DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT
THE DAMAGES.
>> WE'LL JUST USE THE BROKEN
PIECES TO BUILD A LIFE-SIZE
CANDLE IN YOUR LIKENESS.
>> OH, AND WE'LL PUT IT RIGHT BY
THE ENTRANCE, AND IT'LL BE OUR
MASCOT -- THE CANDLE MAN!
>> Jake: DUDE!
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
>> Finn: YEAH. NOT COMING OFF.
>> Jake: DON'T GIVE UP, MAN.
HEY, MAYBE CHOOSE GOOSE KNOWS
WHERE THE OLD MAN WENT.
HEY, CHOOGLES, WE NEED YOUR
HELP!
WE GOT TO FIND THE DUDE WHO SOLD
US THIS CURSED SWORD.
DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS?
>> I KNOW YOU DID BUSINESS WITH
SOME RANDO GUY!
HELP YOU BACKSTABBERS -- WHY
SHOULD I?!
>> Jake: WHAT?
COME ON, CHOOGIE, IT WAS ONLY
ONE TIME.
>> HMPH.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
[ BUZZING STOPS ]
>> Finn: I MADE A MISTAKE, C.G.
THIS MERCH IS TOTALLY DEFECTIVE.
PLEASE...
>> OKAY DOKAY.
I KNOW THAT QUACK WITH THE
GRASSY SHACK.
HE'S A WIZARD FROM THE GRASSY
PLAINS.
HE LIVES ATOP THE GRASSY
MOUN...TAYN.
>> Jake: AWESOME -- WIZARD OF
GRASSY MOUN-TAYN.
MOUNTAIN.
YEAH, THANKS, CHOOGS!
>> Finn: YEAH, THANKS!
>> HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
LIFT THE CURSE!
BUT BEWARE!
HE'S A HUGE DINGWAD!
JUST THE WORST!
>> Finn: [ PANTING ]
CHOP! CHOP!
CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!
[ MONSTER GROWLING ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> Jake: AAAAAAH!
[ MONSTER GROANS ]
>> Finn: HMM. FOR A CURSED
DINGUS, YOU CUT SO GOOD.
COME FORTH, WIZARD, AND UNCURSE
MY MITT!
GRASSY MOUNTAIN WIZARD!
>> COMING UP HERE!
TRYING TO ENTER MY HOUSE?!
ARE YOU FOR REAL!
MOW HIM DOWN, MY CURSED GRASSY
OBJECTS!
>> Finn: HYAH! [ GRUNTING ]
>> UH! GO FORTH!
GO, UH, FORTH!
THAT WAS ALL MY GRASSY OBJECTS.
AAAH!
OOH!
>> Finn: LIFT THE CURSE!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
NEVER!
YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, YOUNG
FOOL.
THE GRASS SWORD WILL BE PART OF
YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Finn: HMM.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I'M COOL WITH THAT.
>> WHAT?
>> Finn: WHOA.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SWORD SHINGING ]
>> Jake: NOW THAT YOU'VE
ACCEPTED IT, YOU CAN CONTROL IT!
>> Finn: YEAH, THIS IS REALLY
COOL.
I JUST HAD TO GET USED TO IT.
>> THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE ARE
SUPPOSED TO REACT TO AN ETERNAL
CURSE!
>> Both: WHATEVS.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
DO IT AGAIN!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪