[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: [ HUMMING ]
>> Bubblegum: [ YAWNS ]
>> Finn: GOOD MORNING, PRINCESS!
>> Bubblegum: AAH!
FINN, YOU SCARED ME!
>> Finn: I AM SORRY, PRINCESS!
>> Bubblegum: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE, FINN?
>> Finn: SINCE I GOT OUT OF MY
LAST RELATIONSHIP, I'VE BEEN
SLACKING ON THE JOB.
SO I'M REDEDICATING MY LIFE TO
PROTECTING, SERVING, AND MEETING
YOUR EVERY NEED.
JAKE SAID I WAS ACTING BANANAS
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING AND WANTED
NO PART OF THIS.
>> Bubblegum: IT'S 5:30 IN THE
MORNING.
>> Finn: THAT'S RIGHT, PRINCESS.
I'M GETTING BACK ON THE JOB
HARD-CORE, GIVING 100% OF MY
BEING ALL FOR YOU.
>> Bubblegum: THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY NICE.
>> Finn: NO NEED TO THANK ME,
PB.
IT'S MY JOB.
HEH.
>> Bubblegum: THANK YOU.
>> Finn: HOW AM I DOING AT MY
JOB, PRINCESS?
AM I CRUSHING IT?
>> Bubblegum: YES, BUT CAN YOU
MOVE JUST A BIT?
NO, NO, LIKE...OUT OF THE WAY.
>> Finn: OH!
>> Bubblegum: OKAY, WHAT ELSE DO
I NEED?
AW, DANG IT.
I FORGOT WE'RE OUT OF MILK.
NOW I HAVE TO GO GET IT FR--
>> Finn: B-B-B-B-BUH!
I GOT IT!
[ PANTING ]
HYAH!
[ PANTING CONTINUES ]
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
MILK.
YOU WANTED MILK.
>> Bubblegum: FINN, I THOUGHT
YOU WENT HOME.
>> Finn: YES.
I DO REGRET THE SLOW RETURN.
BUT I ASSURE YOU, THIS IS THE
HIGHEST QUALITY MILK AVAILABLE.
[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
IT'S MINK'S MILK.
I MILKED A MINK.
100% DEDICATION.
NO LIMITS TO WHAT I'D DO FOR
YOU.
I'D THROW PEPPERMINT BUTLER OFF
THIS BALCONY IF YOU ASKED.
SORRY, PEPPERMINT BUTLER.
JUST JOKING, BUT KIND OF SORT OF
NOT.
>> Bubblegum: YOU'RE REALLY
GOING OVER THE TOP HERE.
TAKE IT EASY. PRINCESS' ORDERS.
>> Finn: OKAY, I'LL JUST REST
HERE.
>> Bubblegum: NO, NO.
RESTING ON THE JOB IS NOT
RESTING.
GO SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU CAN
RELAX.
>> Finn: YES, PRINCESS.
[ GRUNTS ]
HYAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
♪ PRINCESS, I GIVE MA LIFE TO
YOU, GIRL ♪
♪ YOU ARE THE BEST DANG PRINCESS
IN THE WHOLE WI-WORLD ♪
HUP! HUP! HUP!
HMM.
WOW, PB.
SURE IS A NICE DAY TO BE
OUTSIDE.
HEY, WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT
PB, BRO!
TALK GARBAGE ABOUT PB ONE MORE
TIME, BRO -- SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
HOLD ON ONE SEC, PB.
I GOT TO DEAL WITH A REAL TOUGH
GUY OVER HERE.
[ SHING! ]
YOU GOT ONE LAST CHANCE TO
APOLOGIZE BEFORE I DISHONOR YOU
LIKE YOU DID M'LADY.
ALL RIGHT, BRO, HAVE IT YOUR
WAY.
HYAH!
WHERE'S YOUR PANTS, BRO?!
WHERE'S YOUR HONOR NOW?!
EVERYONE'S LAUGHING AT YOUR
UNDIES.
IT'S REAL UNCOMFORTABLE.
WHAT'S UP?!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ SHING! ]
HEH.
WHOA!
WOWZERS!
[ GASPS ] NO!
DID YOU DROP THIS CAR ON M'LADY,
BRO?!
>> LEAVE THIS DUMP NOW.
[ COUGHS ]
>> Finn: YOU DROPPED A CAR ON
M'LADY, BRO.
NOW I GOT TO RESTORE HER HONOR.
HOPE YOU'RE WEARING UNDERWEAR.
[ SHING! ]
>> HUH?
>> Finn: UH!
[ SHING! ]
[ GASPS ]
WHOA. DUDE'S GOT AWESOME POWERS.
HEY, DUDE, YOU GOT AWESOME
POWERS!
[ SHING! ]
RA-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!
[ GROANS ]
YOU GONNA KILL ME, BRO?
>> NO...
INSTEAD I WILL PLUCK OUT YOUR
EYES WITH THE POINT OF MY SWORD
AND WHENEVER YOU TRY TO SEE
STUFF, YOU WILL THINK ONLY OF
ME...
RATTLEBALLS!
>> Finn: AAAAH!
DO IT! I AIN'T A BABY!
DO IT, BRO-O-O-O!
[ SHING! ]
[ PANTING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU HAVE A WARRIOR'S SPIRIT...
[ COUGHS ]
...SOMETHING I HAVEN'T SEEN IN
A LONG TIME.
BUT YOUR SWORDSMANSHIP IS PBHT!
YOU SHOULD LEARN TO MASTER YOUR
WEAPON BEFORE YOU DRAW IT.
>> Finn: WHAT?
YOU'RE JUST GONNA TELL ME I'M
TERRIBLE AND WALK AWAY?!
TEACH ME SWORD STUFF, MAN!
>> [ FARTS, COUGHS ]
[ COUGHS ]
I KNOW YOU'RE BACK THERE.
>> Finn: I BROUGHT YOU A MUFFIN.
>> I DON'T EAT MUFFINS.
I'M A ROBOT.
[ COUGHS ]
>> Finn: LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T
KNOW ME AND WE GOT OFF ON THE
WRONG FOOT, BUT PLEASE, DUDE,
TEACH ME HOW TO USE THE SWORD.
PLE-E-E-ASE.
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> Finn: YOU OKAY?
>> NO.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG ROBOT, I WENT
HORSEBACK RIDING...
NO ONE TAUGHT ME HOW TO POST.
THE HORSE TOOK A CRAZY JUMP, AND
I CAME DOWN ON THE SADDLE HARD.
ONE OF MY GUMBALLS BOUNCED UP
INSIDE ME...
IT'S BEEN LODGED IN A WEIRD SPOT
FOR YEARS.
>> Finn: OH. HERE...
>> ERRR!
EH...
MORE TO THE LEFT...
GETTING CLOSER...
CLOSER!
HOH!
YOU GOT IT!
[ LAUGHS ]
THANK YOU!
>> Finn: YEAH.
PERHAPS YOU FEEL A SENSE OF
INDEBTED OBLIGATION TO ME?
>> YES, I WILL TEACH YOU THE
SWORD STUFF.
LESSON ONE -- BLOCK MY EGGS.
>> Finn: YUT.
YUT.
HA! GOT ONE!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
EGG-CELLENT!
>> Finn: WHOA!
OOH!
[ SHING! ]
OOH! OOH!
YEAH!
THAT'S RIGHT. I CAN TAKE IT.
YEAAAAH!
[ EGGS BREAKING ]
>> YOU HAVE DONE WELL TODAY.
YOU'VE FELT THE STING OF THE
YOLK, ENDURED THE SIZZLE OF THE
MINI BBQ.
PERHAPS YOU ARE READY TO LEARN
MY SECRET TECHNIQUE.
>> Finn: SECRET TECHNIQUE!
>> WATCH.
[ SHING! ]
>> Finn: WHAT THE?!
>> THE SHADOWLESS THRUST.
YOUR BLADE MUST BE SWIFT ENOUGH
TO SLICE THE AIR BETWEEN YOU AND
THE TARGET, REMOVING ALL WIND
RESISTANCE.
NOW YOU TRY.
>> Finn: FSHH! FSHH!
>> AGAIN.
>> Finn: SO, AM I A MASTER
SWORDSMAN NOW?
>> YOU WILL BE, IF YOU TRAIN
THIS HARD EVERY DAY...
FOR 10 YEARS...
AND GET A ROBOT BODY.
>> Finn: OH.
SO, UH, WHY YOU LIVIN' IN THIS
DUMP?
YOU SHOULD BE OUT IN THE WORLD
SAVIN' FANCY LADIES AND JUNK.
>> THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A LONG
TALE...
WHICH I WILL TELL YOU NOW.
IT WAS A MUCH WILDER TIME IN THE
CANDY KINGDOM.
I WAS A MEMBER OF AN ELITE ROBOT
POLICE FORCE CREATED BY
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
HER PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS AT LAW
ENFORCEMENT HAD BEEN A BUNCH OF
GOOFS.
>> STOP HIM!
>> GO! GO! GO! GO!
>> OUR RIGHTEOUS SWORDS CUT A
SWATH THROUGH THE CHAOS.
BUT WE WERE TOO SUCCESSFUL.
UNFORTUNATELY, WE WERE STILL
PROGRAMMED FOR VIOLENCE.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ BELL DINGS ]
[ SHING! SHING! ]
[ ROBOTS CHEERING ]
>> OH!
>> Bubblegum: ONE, TWO, ONE,
TWO, ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO.
OKAY, ROBOTS, ALL THE NUMBER
ONES GO STAND ON THAT PLATFORM
OVER THERE.
AND ALL THE NUMBER TWOS JUST
TURN AROUND AND FACE THE WALL.
AND NO PEEKING.
>> WE WERE PROGRAMMED TO FOLLOW
HER COMMANDS 100%.
BUT THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF
WILL...
NNNNNNG!
...I WAS ABLE TO OVERCOME IT.
WE HAD BEEN JUDGED TOO DANGEROUS
TO STAY OPERATIONAL AND
SENTENCED TO DEATH.
>> Bubblegum: NUMBER TWOS, CHOP,
CHOP.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
I ALONE ESCAPED...
WHILE MY COMPATRIOTS BECAME
MINIMALIST FURNITURE.
>> Finn: AH, SORRY.
>> I'VE LIVED AS A FUGITIVE IN
THIS JUNKYARD EVER SINCE.
THAT IS WHY YOU MUST NEVER TELL
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM ABOUT ME.
IF SHE EVER FOUND OUT...
SHE WOULD HAVE ME DESTROYED.
>> Bubblegum: RATTLEBALLS IS
STILL WHAT?!
>> Finn: HE ASKED ME NOT TO TELL
YOU, BUT I COULD NOT BREAK MY
OATH TO SERVE YOU M'LADY, 100%.
>> Bubblegum: CAPTAIN ROOT BEER
GUY, ASSEMBLE MY GUARD.
>> [ SIGHS ]
HELLO, PRINCESS.
>> Finn: SORRY, REE-B-Z.
MY OATH TO THE PRINCESS COMES
FIRST.
BUT ONCE YOU TWO TALK IT OUT, I
KNOW SHE'LL SEE YOU MEAN NO
HARM.
>> Bubblegum: BANANA GUARDS,
DESTROY!
>> SO BE IT.
>> Finn: WAIT!
>> CHA-A-A-A-RGE!
>> WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO!
UGH!
>> CHA-A-A-A-A-R--
[ GUARDS GROAN ]
>> RATTLEBALLS!
[ SHING! ]
>> Finn: R.B., DON'T!
>> YOU THINK I'M DANGEROUS,
PRINCESS?
>> Bubblegum: DANG RIGHT I DO!
YOU KILLED ALL MY BANANA GUARDS!
>> Finn: NO, PRINCESS, LOOK!
THEY'RE ONLY BRUISED.
[ GUARDS GROANING ]
>> HEY, YOU HIT ME.
>> I NO LONGER CRAVE MINDLESS
VIOLENCE.
I HAVE FOUND PEACE IN
MEDITATION, GARDENING...
EGG THROWING.
I HOPE TIME HAS ALSO MADE YOU
LESS BLOODTHIRSTY, PRINCESS.
BUT DO WITH ME AS YOU WILL.
IN MY HEART, I STILL SERVE
YOU...
100%.
>> BIGGER PIMPLES MEAN BIGGER
DIMPLES, SO MASH UP YOUR
MUSH...
>> Bubblegum: AHEM...
>> ...WITH PIDIMPLE CREAM.
>> Bubblegum: OKAY, EVERYBODY.
I TOOK CARE OF RATTLEBALLS.
>> OOH, WOW. COOL.
>> SHOW'S BACK ON.
>> Bubblegum: EVERYTHING'S
SETTLED.
I DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK ON MY
ORDER, AND YOU CAN PROTECT THE
KINGDOM FROM THE SHADOWS.
>> THANK YOU, PRINCESS.
THAT'S MARGINALLY BETTER THAN
HIDING IN A DUMP.
[ SIGHS ]
>> Bubblegum: WAIT.
>> HMM?
>> Bubblegum: I DUB THEE...
SIR RATTLEBALLS!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪