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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
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LANDS ♪
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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
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AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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>> Finn: [ HUMMING ]
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>> Bubblegum: [ YAWNS ]
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>> Finn: GOOD MORNING, PRINCESS!
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>> Bubblegum: AAH!
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FINN, YOU SCARED ME!
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>> Finn: I AM SORRY, PRINCESS!
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>> Bubblegum: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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HERE, FINN?
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>> Finn: SINCE I GOT OUT OF MY
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LAST RELATIONSHIP, I'VE BEEN
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SLACKING ON THE JOB.
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SO I'M REDEDICATING MY LIFE TO
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PROTECTING, SERVING, AND MEETING
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YOUR EVERY NEED.
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JAKE SAID I WAS ACTING BANANAS
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ABOUT THE WHOLE THING AND WANTED
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NO PART OF THIS.
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>> Bubblegum: IT'S 5:30 IN THE
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MORNING.
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>> Finn: THAT'S RIGHT, PRINCESS.
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I'M GETTING BACK ON THE JOB
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HARD-CORE, GIVING 100% OF MY
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BEING ALL FOR YOU.
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>> Bubblegum: THANK YOU.
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THAT'S VERY NICE.
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>> Finn: NO NEED TO THANK ME,
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PB.
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IT'S MY JOB.
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HEH.
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>> Bubblegum: THANK YOU.
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>> Finn: HOW AM I DOING AT MY
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JOB, PRINCESS?
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AM I CRUSHING IT?
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>> Bubblegum: YES, BUT CAN YOU
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MOVE JUST A BIT?
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NO, NO, LIKE...OUT OF THE WAY.
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>> Finn: OH!
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>> Bubblegum: OKAY, WHAT ELSE DO
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I NEED?
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AW, DANG IT.
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I FORGOT WE'RE OUT OF MILK.
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NOW I HAVE TO GO GET IT FR--
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>> Finn: B-B-B-B-BUH!
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I GOT IT!
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[ PANTING ]
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HYAH!
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[ PANTING CONTINUES ]
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[ PANTING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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MILK.
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YOU WANTED MILK.
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>> Bubblegum: FINN, I THOUGHT
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YOU WENT HOME.
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>> Finn: YES.
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I DO REGRET THE SLOW RETURN.
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BUT I ASSURE YOU, THIS IS THE
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HIGHEST QUALITY MILK AVAILABLE.
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[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
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IT'S MINK'S MILK.
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I MILKED A MINK.
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100% DEDICATION.
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NO LIMITS TO WHAT I'D DO FOR
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YOU.
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I'D THROW PEPPERMINT BUTLER OFF
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THIS BALCONY IF YOU ASKED.
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SORRY, PEPPERMINT BUTLER.
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JUST JOKING, BUT KIND OF SORT OF
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NOT.
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>> Bubblegum: YOU'RE REALLY
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GOING OVER THE TOP HERE.
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TAKE IT EASY. PRINCESS' ORDERS.
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>> Finn: OKAY, I'LL JUST REST
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HERE.
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>> Bubblegum: NO, NO.
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RESTING ON THE JOB IS NOT
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RESTING.
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GO SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU CAN
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RELAX.
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>> Finn: YES, PRINCESS.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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HYAH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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♪ PRINCESS, I GIVE MA LIFE TO
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YOU, GIRL ♪
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♪ YOU ARE THE BEST DANG PRINCESS
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IN THE WHOLE WI-WORLD ♪
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HUP! HUP! HUP!
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HMM.
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WOW, PB.
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SURE IS A NICE DAY TO BE
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OUTSIDE.
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HEY, WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT
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PB, BRO!
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TALK GARBAGE ABOUT PB ONE MORE
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TIME, BRO -- SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
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HOLD ON ONE SEC, PB.
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I GOT TO DEAL WITH A REAL TOUGH
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GUY OVER HERE.
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[ SHING! ]
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YOU GOT ONE LAST CHANCE TO
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APOLOGIZE BEFORE I DISHONOR YOU
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LIKE YOU DID M'LADY.
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ALL RIGHT, BRO, HAVE IT YOUR
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WAY.
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HYAH!
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WHERE'S YOUR PANTS, BRO?!
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WHERE'S YOUR HONOR NOW?!
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EVERYONE'S LAUGHING AT YOUR
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UNDIES.
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IT'S REAL UNCOMFORTABLE.
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WHAT'S UP?!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ SHING! ]
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HEH.
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WHOA!
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WOWZERS!
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[ GASPS ] NO!
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DID YOU DROP THIS CAR ON M'LADY,
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BRO?!
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>> LEAVE THIS DUMP NOW.
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[ COUGHS ]
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>> Finn: YOU DROPPED A CAR ON
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M'LADY, BRO.
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NOW I GOT TO RESTORE HER HONOR.
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HOPE YOU'RE WEARING UNDERWEAR.
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[ SHING! ]
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>> HUH?
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>> Finn: UH!
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[ SHING! ]
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[ GASPS ]
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WHOA. DUDE'S GOT AWESOME POWERS.
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HEY, DUDE, YOU GOT AWESOME
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POWERS!
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[ SHING! ]
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RA-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!
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[ GROANS ]
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YOU GONNA KILL ME, BRO?
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>> NO...
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INSTEAD I WILL PLUCK OUT YOUR
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EYES WITH THE POINT OF MY SWORD
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AND WHENEVER YOU TRY TO SEE
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STUFF, YOU WILL THINK ONLY OF
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ME...
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RATTLEBALLS!
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>> Finn: AAAAH!
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DO IT! I AIN'T A BABY!
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DO IT, BRO-O-O-O!
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[ SHING! ]
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[ PANTING ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU HAVE A WARRIOR'S SPIRIT...
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[ COUGHS ]
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...SOMETHING I HAVEN'T SEEN IN
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A LONG TIME.
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BUT YOUR SWORDSMANSHIP IS PBHT!
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YOU SHOULD LEARN TO MASTER YOUR
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WEAPON BEFORE YOU DRAW IT.
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>> Finn: WHAT?
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA TELL ME I'M
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TERRIBLE AND WALK AWAY?!
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TEACH ME SWORD STUFF, MAN!
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>> [ FARTS, COUGHS ]
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[ COUGHS ]
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I KNOW YOU'RE BACK THERE.
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>> Finn: I BROUGHT YOU A MUFFIN.
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>> I DON'T EAT MUFFINS.
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I'M A ROBOT.
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[ COUGHS ]
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>> Finn: LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T
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KNOW ME AND WE GOT OFF ON THE
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WRONG FOOT, BUT PLEASE, DUDE,
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TEACH ME HOW TO USE THE SWORD.
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PLE-E-E-ASE.
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>> [ COUGHS ]
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>> Finn: YOU OKAY?
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>> NO.
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WHEN I WAS A YOUNG ROBOT, I WENT
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HORSEBACK RIDING...
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NO ONE TAUGHT ME HOW TO POST.
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THE HORSE TOOK A CRAZY JUMP, AND
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I CAME DOWN ON THE SADDLE HARD.
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ONE OF MY GUMBALLS BOUNCED UP
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INSIDE ME...
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IT'S BEEN LODGED IN A WEIRD SPOT
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FOR YEARS.
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>> Finn: OH. HERE...
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>> ERRR!
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EH...
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MORE TO THE LEFT...
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GETTING CLOSER...
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CLOSER!
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HOH!
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YOU GOT IT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THANK YOU!
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>> Finn: YEAH.
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PERHAPS YOU FEEL A SENSE OF
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INDEBTED OBLIGATION TO ME?
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>> YES, I WILL TEACH YOU THE
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SWORD STUFF.
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LESSON ONE -- BLOCK MY EGGS.
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>> Finn: YUT.
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YUT.
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HA! GOT ONE!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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EGG-CELLENT!
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>> Finn: WHOA!
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OOH!
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[ SHING! ]
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OOH! OOH!
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YEAH!
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THAT'S RIGHT. I CAN TAKE IT.
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YEAAAAH!
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[ EGGS BREAKING ]
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>> YOU HAVE DONE WELL TODAY.
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YOU'VE FELT THE STING OF THE
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YOLK, ENDURED THE SIZZLE OF THE
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MINI BBQ.
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PERHAPS YOU ARE READY TO LEARN
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MY SECRET TECHNIQUE.
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>> Finn: SECRET TECHNIQUE!
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>> WATCH.
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[ SHING! ]
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>> Finn: WHAT THE?!
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>> THE SHADOWLESS THRUST.
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YOUR BLADE MUST BE SWIFT ENOUGH
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TO SLICE THE AIR BETWEEN YOU AND
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THE TARGET, REMOVING ALL WIND
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RESISTANCE.
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NOW YOU TRY.
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>> Finn: FSHH! FSHH!
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>> AGAIN.
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>> Finn: SO, AM I A MASTER
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SWORDSMAN NOW?
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>> YOU WILL BE, IF YOU TRAIN
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THIS HARD EVERY DAY...
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FOR 10 YEARS...
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AND GET A ROBOT BODY.
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>> Finn: OH.
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SO, UH, WHY YOU LIVIN' IN THIS
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DUMP?
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YOU SHOULD BE OUT IN THE WORLD
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SAVIN' FANCY LADIES AND JUNK.
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>> THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A LONG
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TALE...
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WHICH I WILL TELL YOU NOW.
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IT WAS A MUCH WILDER TIME IN THE
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CANDY KINGDOM.
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I WAS A MEMBER OF AN ELITE ROBOT
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POLICE FORCE CREATED BY
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PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
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HER PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS AT LAW
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ENFORCEMENT HAD BEEN A BUNCH OF
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GOOFS.
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>> STOP HIM!
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>> GO! GO! GO! GO!
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>> OUR RIGHTEOUS SWORDS CUT A
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SWATH THROUGH THE CHAOS.
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BUT WE WERE TOO SUCCESSFUL.
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UNFORTUNATELY, WE WERE STILL
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PROGRAMMED FOR VIOLENCE.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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[ SHING! SHING! ]
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[ ROBOTS CHEERING ]
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>> OH!
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>> Bubblegum: ONE, TWO, ONE,
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TWO, ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO.
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OKAY, ROBOTS, ALL THE NUMBER
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ONES GO STAND ON THAT PLATFORM
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OVER THERE.
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AND ALL THE NUMBER TWOS JUST
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TURN AROUND AND FACE THE WALL.
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AND NO PEEKING.
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>> WE WERE PROGRAMMED TO FOLLOW
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HER COMMANDS 100%.
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BUT THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF
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WILL...
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NNNNNNG!
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...I WAS ABLE TO OVERCOME IT.
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WE HAD BEEN JUDGED TOO DANGEROUS
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TO STAY OPERATIONAL AND
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SENTENCED TO DEATH.
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>> Bubblegum: NUMBER TWOS, CHOP,
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CHOP.
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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I ALONE ESCAPED...
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WHILE MY COMPATRIOTS BECAME
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MINIMALIST FURNITURE.
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>> Finn: AH, SORRY.
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>> I'VE LIVED AS A FUGITIVE IN
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THIS JUNKYARD EVER SINCE.
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THAT IS WHY YOU MUST NEVER TELL
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PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM ABOUT ME.
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IF SHE EVER FOUND OUT...
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SHE WOULD HAVE ME DESTROYED.
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>> Bubblegum: RATTLEBALLS IS
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STILL WHAT?!
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>> Finn: HE ASKED ME NOT TO TELL
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YOU, BUT I COULD NOT BREAK MY
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OATH TO SERVE YOU M'LADY, 100%.
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>> Bubblegum: CAPTAIN ROOT BEER
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GUY, ASSEMBLE MY GUARD.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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HELLO, PRINCESS.
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>> Finn: SORRY, REE-B-Z.
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MY OATH TO THE PRINCESS COMES
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FIRST.
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BUT ONCE YOU TWO TALK IT OUT, I
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KNOW SHE'LL SEE YOU MEAN NO
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HARM.
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>> Bubblegum: BANANA GUARDS,
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DESTROY!
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>> SO BE IT.
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>> Finn: WAIT!
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>> CHA-A-A-A-RGE!
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>> WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO!
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UGH!
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>> CHA-A-A-A-A-R--
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[ GUARDS GROAN ]
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>> RATTLEBALLS!
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[ SHING! ]
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>> Finn: R.B., DON'T!
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>> YOU THINK I'M DANGEROUS,
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PRINCESS?
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>> Bubblegum: DANG RIGHT I DO!
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YOU KILLED ALL MY BANANA GUARDS!
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>> Finn: NO, PRINCESS, LOOK!
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THEY'RE ONLY BRUISED.
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[ GUARDS GROANING ]
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>> HEY, YOU HIT ME.
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>> I NO LONGER CRAVE MINDLESS
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VIOLENCE.
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I HAVE FOUND PEACE IN
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MEDITATION, GARDENING...
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EGG THROWING.
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I HOPE TIME HAS ALSO MADE YOU
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LESS BLOODTHIRSTY, PRINCESS.
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BUT DO WITH ME AS YOU WILL.
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IN MY HEART, I STILL SERVE
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YOU...
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100%.
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>> BIGGER PIMPLES MEAN BIGGER
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DIMPLES, SO MASH UP YOUR
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MUSH...
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>> Bubblegum: AHEM...
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>> ...WITH PIDIMPLE CREAM.
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>> Bubblegum: OKAY, EVERYBODY.
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I TOOK CARE OF RATTLEBALLS.
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>> OOH, WOW. COOL.
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>> SHOW'S BACK ON.
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>> Bubblegum: EVERYTHING'S
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SETTLED.
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I DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK ON MY
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ORDER, AND YOU CAN PROTECT THE
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KINGDOM FROM THE SHADOWS.
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>> THANK YOU, PRINCESS.
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THAT'S MARGINALLY BETTER THAN
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HIDING IN A DUMP.
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> Bubblegum: WAIT.
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>> HMM?
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>> Bubblegum: I DUB THEE...
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SIR RATTLEBALLS!
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>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
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♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
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FOREST ♪
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♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪