[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> HAVE YOU OBTAINED THE STAFF
OF STRANSON DOUGHBLOW?
>> YES, BELLA NOCHE.
WE PROCURED THE STAFF USING THE
FULL EXTENT OF OUR WIZARDY WAYS.
>> THEN THE TIME HAS COME TO
REVEAL MY TRUE FORM, AND WHEN I
MATERIALIZE ON THIS...
>> Ice King: OH, THIS STRIZ IS
GOING DOWN, MAN.
>> ...YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR END
OF THE DEAL.
>> THE LOST SYSTEM OF
ANTEDILUVIAN MAGICK -- THE
TIGHTEST OF ALL WIZ BIZ.
>> SO RIGHT AND TIGHT I GET
RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME ABOUT IT.
LOOK!
>> AND NOW IT WILL BE YOURS.
>> Ice King: AND MINE!
>> WHAT THE BLOOD?! ICE KING!
>> Ice King: LISTEN, DUDES, ALL
I WANT IS TO BE IN THE CLUB AND
PLUS UP MY MAGIC.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
>> YOUR LIFE IS MY PROBLEM.
>> TOO LATE, FOOLS!
BELLA NOCHE EMERGES.
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
>> WHOA!
WHAT THE...
>> STOP THAT NOW, TRASH CONES.
BELLA NOCHE MUST NOT CROSS INTO
OUR WORLD.
>> Ice King: UH, WHY NOT AGAIN?
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
>> DUCK!
>> AAAAH!
>> Ice King: AAAAH!
AAAAAH!
>> AH, CRAM! HERE WE GO!
>> UH, HEY.
HEY, I CAN'T FEEL MY MAGIC!
>> ME NEITHER. WHAT GIVES?
>> BELLA NOCHE IS A BEING OF
PURE ANTI-MAGIC!
Y'ALLS GOT PLAYED!
>> UH, HELLO?
>> OH, WHAT A FOOL AM I!
AAAAAAH!
>> GO! DESTROY!
THROW YOUR BOOTS AT IT, OR -- I
DON'T KNOW!
>> HUH?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> DANG. SORRY, ICE KING.
>> [ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
THIS MUST BE IT, MAN.
I'VE CROSSED INTO SOME NEW
SUPER-INSANE ZONE WHERE I FEEL
LIKE I'M JUST NORMAL AGAIN.
OR MAYBE I'M JUST NORMAL AGAIN.
>> HEY, STOP LOOKING AT
YOURSELF.
YOU'RE UGLY, BRO. GET LOST.
THIS IS MY BUSKING SPOT.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> SORRY, MAN. NO TIME!
GO, CARPET!
WHOA!
IT'S GOT TO BE HERE.
EVEN IN MY PROLONGED STATE OF
INSANITY, MY IMMUTABLE ESSENCE
MUST HAVE KNOWN TO --
OH, YES.
HELLO.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ PANTING ]
AH, MY RESEARCH.
MY JACKIE -- JACKET!
MUTATION, MUTATION, MIND EXPA--
AHA!
"MYSTIC RITUALS AND THEIR
SPACE-TIME APPLICATIONS" BY
SIMON PETRIKOV AND BETTY GROF.
BETTY.
WHOOPS.
MARCELINE?
>> A-ONE, A-TWO, A-ONE, TWO,
THREE, FOUR.
>> Finn: WAIT!
>> WHAT?
>> Finn: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING
YOUR BASS UP HIGH LIKE THAT?
>> UNH-UNH.
I GET BETTER FINGER ACTION THIS
WAY.
>> Finn: BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A
NERD.
MOVE IT BACK DOWN. IT'S BETTER.
>> Jake: MOVE THE BASS DOWN.
>> Finn: A-MOVE THE BASS A-DOWN.
>> Jake: BE REASONABLE.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
[ BEEP ]
>> YES?
>> MARCY, IT'S ME, SIMON.
I'M BACK, BUT MY BODY MIGHT DONK
OUT SOON.
SO, GET TO THE ICE KINGDOM FAST
AND HELP ME WITH THIS TIME
PORTAL SO I CAN FIND BETTY AND
SAY I'M SORRY BEFORE I
CROAKBOAT!
I KNOW THAT'S A LOT TO PROCESS,
BUT HURRY, AND BRING HAMBO.
HAMBO IS THE KEY.
Okay, Marcy? You got that?
Marcy?
>> A LONG, LONG TIME AGO, SIMON
WAS MY ONLY FRIEND.
HE WAS THERE WHEN I NEEDED HELP.
ALL HE EVER WANTED WAS TO FIND
BETTY, AND NOW I CAN HELP HIM.
[ SQUEAK! ]
SIMON?
>> WENK!
WENK!
>> SIMON!
>> MARCELINE!
>> I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU
AGAIN.
>> I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT
MYSELF.
YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP.
>> Jake: BELIEVE!
SHE'S LIKE A MILLION YEARS
OLD.
>> ONE MILLION YEARS?
HOW COULD IT BE?!
>> HE'S JUST KIDDING.
I'M ONLY A THOUSAND.
>> Jake: AND STILL LOOKING GOOD!
>> Finn: DO YOU REMEMBER
ANYTHING FROM WHEN YOU WERE THE
ICE KING?
>> NOTHING SPECIFIC -- JUST
DREAMLIKE IMPRESSIONS.
>> Finn: DO YOU STILL HAVE
IMPRESSIONS FROM ALL THE TIMES
WE FLIPPED YOUR BRICKS?
>> I HAVE...BRUISES.
[ COUGHS ]
EXCUSE ME.
[ COUGHING RAGGEDLY ]
>> MAN, SIMON.
>> I'M FINE.
>> YOU'RE DYING!
>> WELL, YES, BUT ONLY IN
INCREMENTS.
I'VE STILL GOT WORK TO DO.
FINN AND JAKE, WILL YOU RUN MY
GENERATOR?
>> Finn: YEAH, MAN.
>> Jake: COOL.
[ MACHINE HUMS ]
>> THAT'S GREAT! KEEP PEDALING!
ALL WE NEED NOW IS THE
CATALYST -- AN OBJECT FROM THE
PAST THAT HAS BEEN LOVINGLY
TENDED TO THROUGH THE AGES.
>> [ SIGHS ]
GOODBYE, HAMBO.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> BECAUSE OF YOU, I CAN SAY
GOODBYE TO BETTY AND TELL HER
I'M SORRY FOR DRIVING HER AWAY.
THANK YOU, MARCELINE.
[ LIQUID BUBBLING ]
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
>> [ PANTING ]
[ ENERGY WARBLING ]
>> Ice King: WHERE'S MY BETTY?
WHERE'S MY PRINCESS?!
PRINCESS!
PRINCESS!!
>> SIMON, DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE
THIS.
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
>> [ Echoing ] BETTY?
BETTY.
BETTY!
>> SIMON?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> I'M A THOUSAND YEARS IN THE
FUTURE, LOVE.
I OPENED THIS PORTAL SO WE COULD
SAY GOODBYE.
>> YOU'RE DUMPING ME?
>> NO!
IT'S JUST THAT EVERYTHING
CHANGED AFTER I PUT ON THAT
CROWN.
I-I WENT CRAZY, YOU RAN AWAY,
I-I NEVER SAW YOU AGAIN.
>> BUT WHERE WOULD I GO WITHOUT
YOU?
>> I'LL NEVER KNOW.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU DON'T SEEM CRAZY NOW.
I MEAN, IN THE FUTURE.
>> THE PORTAL IS CLOSING.
THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
JUST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND
I FORGIVE YOU FOR LEAVING ME.
>> SIMON, I KNOW WHO I'M LEAVING
YOU FOR!
>> WHO?!
>> YOU, DUM-DUM!
[ SMOOCHES ]
HMM?
SIMON?
[ GRUNTS ]
WHAT'S WRONG? ARE YOU SICK?
>> NO, I'M OLD.
THE CROWN WAS KEEPING ME ALIVE,
BUT IT'S MAGIC WAS NEGATED BY
THE CREATURE BELLA NOCHE.
>> DON'T DIE, SIMON.
I JUST GOT HERE.
>> OH, I'M SORRY, BETTY.
>> I KNOW!
I'LL FIX THE CROWN, AND THEN
I'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX YOU!
>> WHAT? NO.
GUYS, STOP HER.
>> Jake: UH...
>> HMM.
>> Finn: YEAH, BUT...
>> Jake: IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE
A GOOD IDEA.
>> RIGHT, WHOEVER YOU ARE.
I'M SORRY. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
>> NO!
>> OKAY, RUG, TAKE ME TO
BELLA NOCHE.
GET ON, SIMON!
>> I AM GETTING ON...
THE DEATH BUS.
>> I GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS,
SIMON.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> IT'S MY TIME, BETTY!
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ICE KING
AGAIN.
IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH ETERNAL
DIAPER BUTT.
I CAN'T DO IT!
>> NOT FOREVER.
DESTROYING BELLA NOCHE AND
GETTING YOUR POWER BACK WILL BUY
ME TIME TO FIND A LOOPHOLE
THAT'LL UNDO YOUR CURSE AND YOUR
DEATH.
I CAN DO IT!
YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME, SIMON!
>> I...
>> GET REAL, MAN.
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ICE KING
TILL THE SUN BLOWS UP.
THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE.
I MADE A MIX TAPE FOR THE
RIDE -- "SUMMER JAMS 3"!
>> IF I DON'T LET HER TRY, THEN
WHAT AM I?
WHAT AM US?
>> WHAT?
>> UH, FAIR ENOUGH.
SEE YOU IN A FEW.
>> [ WARBLING ]
>> THIS BRIOCHE WON'T STOP
GROWING.
RON JAMES, WHAT TOOK...YOU?
>> YO, MY LAB GOT CREAMED!
I HAD TO DUMMY-RIG AN ALCHEMICAL
FILTER OUT OF A DIRTY BIDET AND
A VAPORIZER!
>> BUT WILL THE DOUBLE-NEGATIVE
MAGIC WORK?
>> HECK YEAH!
RON JAMES ALWAYS DELIVERS!
CHECK IT OUT, BROTHA!
YAAH!
IN YOUR FACE!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Both: YEAH!
>> WHAT THE STINK IS THAT?!
>> MY LAB CONDITIONS WERE NOT
IDEAL.
>> BUT YOU DID NOT DELIVER.
>> PEACE, MAN! AAAAH!
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
>> WE'RE HERE TO HELP!
>> HELP? HOW?
>> [ GROANS ]
WE'RE TOAST, BRO.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> SIMON!
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> HEY, DON'T SCARE ME LIKE
THAT.
>> JUST HOLD MY HAND TO YOUR
FACE.
THIS WILL BE MY...LAST
SENSATION.
>> DON'T BE A WIMP, SIMON!
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND!
>> YOU GOT ABOUT 15 SECONDS.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> HOW THE... WAIT.
>> SURPRISE!
TRANCH!
>> All: OHHHHH!
>> YOU LOSE, SIMON.
SORRY, MAN.
>> Ice King: UH, HUH?
[ ALL CHEER ]
THIS A PARTY? HUH?
>> WIZARD CITY IS SAVED!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Ice King: WHOA!
[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.
WHOOPEE!
SO, THEN, RON JAMES TOLD ME THIS
GIRL I WAS WITH FLEW INTO
BELLA NOCHE AND MYSTERIOUSLY
DEFEATED IT FOR ME!
WOW! [ CHUCKLES ]
JUST MY LUCK, RIGHT?
BLACK OUT FOR A DAY AND MEET THE
WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS.
>> I WILL GET YOU!
>> Ice King: HEY, DON'T BE
JEALOUS, MUSCLE PRINCESS.
SHE'S GONE -- KABLOOIE.
LET'S BE REALISTIC, RIGHT?
WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE NOT MY TOP
PICK.
OH, GROD!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Ice King: NO!
AAAH!
GO HOME!
YOU CAN GO! AAH!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪