[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ TRUMPET PLAYING ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Bubblegum: [ SIGHS ]
WHEW!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE
INVENTED TIME TRAVEL.
THIS PHASICAL SPHERE IS FLOODED
WITH INFO WAVES THAT SCAN EVERY
SECOND, LOGGING EVERY MOLECULE
THAT PASSES THROUGH ITS VOLUME.
I MADE SPECIAL GLOVES FOR IT.
[ SPHERE WHIRRING ]
NOW CHECK IT OUT!
IT'S LOGGING TIME!
[ BOTH BABBLING ]
>> [ SPITS ]
[ BOTH BABBLING ]
>> Bubblegum: I'LL SET THE CLOCK
BACK NOW.
[ CLOCK BEEPS, WHIRS ]
[ BOTH BABBLING RAPIDLY ]
NOW I'LL PUSH THE TIME-TRAVEL
BUTTON.
[ CLOCK BEEPS ]
>> Both: AAH!
[ BOTH BABBLING ]
>> Jake: EH, IT'S NOT REALLY
TIME TRAVEL, THOUGH.
YOU JUST, YOU KNOW, MOVED THEIR
STUFF AROUND.
YOU DIDN'T REALLY MANIPULATE
TIME.
ICE KING'S DONE IT BETTER BEFORE
WITH MAGIC.
>> WELL, I ENJOYED YOUR
PRESENTATION VERY MUCH,
PRINCESS.
THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.
>> Bubblegum: NO!
FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES,
THEY TRAVELED BACK TO AN EARLIER
POINT IN THEIR TIME.
>> Jake: EH, I GUESS, BUT NOT
REALLY.
I MEAN, ICE KING DID IT FOR
REAL.
GUY PULLED HIS FIANCéE OUT OF
TIME FROM A THOUSAND YEARS AGO
USING MAGIC.
>> HEY, TIME, WHERE'S MY
FIANCéE, AM I RIGHT?
[ BELL JINGLES ]
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Bubblegum: JAKE, DON'T DENY
MY SCIENCE!
THIS IS A TIME-TRAVEL MACHINE.
>> HYAH!
TAKE ME BACK TO WHEN MY
EX-BOYFRIEND BRAD LOVED ME!
[ SHOUTING ]
>> Bubblegum: LSP.
>> WHAT?
>> Bubblegum: LSP, THAT'S NOT
HOW IT WORKS.
IT CAN ONLY REARRANGE YOUR
MOLECULES INTO A PREVIOUSLY
LOGGED FORMATION, AND YOU NEED
THESE GLOVES.
>> Give them to me.
>> Bubblegum: NO.
>> YOU WITCH.
GIVE THEM TO ME NOW!
>> Bubblegum: NO, I'M SORRY, BUT
YOU NEED TO PULL YOURSELF --
>> YOU SKUNK!
>> Bubblegum: HEY!
>> YOU SKUNK! YOU SKUNK!
YOU PRETTY SKUNK!
YOU DON'T KNOW HEARTACHE, WITH
THE WHOLE CANDY KINGDOM IN LOVE
WITH YOUR PRETTY BUBBLEGUM BUNS!
AAH!
[ BABBLING, BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Bubblegum: HEAR ME,
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS, I WILL
AVOID DECLARING WAR ON THE
ENTIRETY OF LUMPY SPACE, RULED
BY YOUR PARENTS, IF YOU
APOLOGIZE TO ME IMMEDIATELY!
>> I'M SORRY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y.
I'M SORRY YOU'RE SO stupid.
>> Both: WHOA!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Bubblegum: SHEESH.
>> ♪ I'D LOVE TO GET YOU ♪
♪ ON A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA ♪
♪ ALL TO MYSELF ♪
♪ ALONE ♪
>> EVERYONE IN HERE IS A LOSER.
NOBODY'S AS GOOD AS BRAD.
OH, BRAD!
WHY CAN'T I GET OVER YOU?
>> HAVE YOU TRIED BURNING AN
EFFIGY?
THAT'S WHAT THEY DO IN MOVIES.
>> THIS ISN'T A MOVIE, CHARLIE!
IT'S REAL LIFE!
[ SIGHS ]
>> ANOTHER CUCUMBER WATER,
YOUR MAJESTY?
>> [ Gruffly ] WHAT?
>> OH, I-I'M SORRY FOR STARING,
BUT, UH, I KNOW YOU.
W-WE USED TO --
>> EVERYONE KNOWS ME.
I'M LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS.
>> NO, UH, FROM HIGH SCHOOL --
W-WE WERE LAB PARTNERS.
I'M JOHNNIE.
>> "UGLY JOHNNIE"?
>> Y-YEAH, YOU USED TO CALL ME
THAT QUITE A BIT.
>> YEAH.
BUT I CAN'T CALL YOU THAT
ANYMORE.
COME ON. SIT UP STRAIGHT.
LET ME SEE THEM EYES.
>> MM.
>> DO IT.
NOPE.
CAN'T CALL YOU THAT ANYMORE.
[ LAUGHS CRAZILY ]
SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE
CANDY KINGDOM, JOHNNIE?
>> BUSINESS, UH, ACTUALLY.
I OWN MY OWN COMPANY, BOTTLING
AND DISTRIBUTING LUMPY GAS.
>> MM-HMM.
>> AND I'M UP FOR A BIG
CONTRACT, UH, HERE IN THE
KINGDOM, WHICH COULD REALLY HELP
MY BUSINESS "TAKE OFF," SO TO
SPEAK.
>> THAT'S SO COOL.
YOU'RE LIKE YOUR OWN BOSS OR
WHATEVER.
>> TO BE HONEST, I'M A LITTLE
NERVOUS ABOUT THIS MEETING
TOMORROW.
>> WHY, JOHNNIE?
>> I'M BAD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE POOR
POSTURE.
>> REALLY?
>> YOU GOT TO STOP SLOUCHING.
NOW LOOK ME IN THE EYE!
YEAH, STAY LIKE THAT.
>> BOY, LSP.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU SURE ARE MAKING ME FEEL GOOD
ABOUT MYSELF.
>> YOU FEELING GOOD MAKES ME
FEEL GOOD, JOHNNIE.
SO, WHERE ARE YOU
STAYING WHILE YOU'RE IN TOWN?
>> I'M SUBLETTING A FRIEND'S
APARTMENT.
>> TALK IS CHEAP, JOHNNIE.
YOU SHOULD TAKE ME THERE.
[ DOORKNOB TURNS, KEYS
JINGLING ]
>> THAT CHAIR?
OH, IT USED TO BE OVER THERE,
BUT I MOVED IT.
>> JOHNNIE, IT'S SO NICE.
YOU'VE REALLY MADE IT YOUR OWN.
>> THANKS.
>> OOH! RECORDS!
[ LAUGHS ]
OKAY, WANT TO SEE SOMETHING
FUNNY?
>> YEAH.
>> OKAY.
[ Laughing ] OKAY.
SIT DOWN.
OKAY, ARE YOU READY?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OKAY!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
IT'S HIS FACE, BUT ON YOUR BODY.
>> I KNOW! THAT'S THE JOKE!
MY FRIEND MELISSA AND I CAME UP
WITH THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU'RE SMART THAT YOU GET IT.
>> BOY, WHEN THIS EVENING
STARTED, I WAS FEELING SO DUMP
TRUCKS, BUT NOW IT'S LIKE A
HUNDRED FORKLIFTS!
>> I FEEL THE SAME WAY, JOHNNIE.
>> DO YOU FEEL THIS COUCH?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT?
>> 'CAUSE IT'S WHERE YOU'RE
GONNA SLEEP!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
SERIOUSLY, IT'S GETTING LATE,
AND I DON'T WANT YOU WALKING
HOME, SO I INSIST.
I'LL BE IN THE OTHER ROOM,
SLEEPING PEACEFULLY...
AND DREAMING ABOUT YOU.
>> JOHNNIE!
>> THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.
>> JOHNNIE.
GO TO BED ALREADY.
YOU HAVE A BIG DAY TOMORROW.
>> GOOD NIGHT.
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
RISE AND SHINE!
I HOPE YOU LIKE PANCAKES, 'CAUSE
I GOT...
OH.
I GUESS SHE'LL BE THE ONE WHO
GOT AWAY.
>> LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?
>> YOU'RE STILL HERE!
>> 'COURSE I AM.
NOW MAKE ME SOME BREAKFAST.
OKAY, JOHNNIE, GOOD LUCK AT YOUR
MEETING, AND REMEMBER, I'LL BE
RIGHT OVER THERE SENDING YOU
GOOD VIBES WHILE YOU'RE WOWING
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
[ Echoing ] SENDING YOU GOOD
VIBES.
>> YO.
WHY ARE YOU SO CONFIDENT, MAN?
AREN'T YOU NERVOUS TO MEET THE
PRINCESS?
>> NOPE.
MY G.F. IS BACK AT MY PLACE,
SENDING ME GOOD VIBES.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> JOHNNIE'S FRIEND HAS SO MANY
MOVIE CHANNELS.
HA-HA! THAT MOVIE WAS SO DUMB.
OH, POOP! JOHNNIE'S MEETING!
WONDER HOW IT WENT.
[ LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS ]
JOHNNIE!
[ GASPS ]
OH, JOHNNIE, YOU'RE HOME!
HOW'D IT GO?!
OH, DON'T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE,
JOHNNIE!
>> I DID IT, BABE!
I LANDED THE SALE!
>> JOHNNIE, THAT'S WONDERFUL!
>> AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU.
>> I KNOW!
>> AND HERE'S THE BEST PART --
SHE WANTS ME BACK AT THE CASTLE
TONIGHT TO GO OVER THE CONTRACTS
DURING A ROYAL DINNER.
>> OH, MY GLOB!
IT'S GONNA BE SO NICE TO HAVE
DINNER INSIDE THE CASTLE.
IT'S BEEN AWHILE.
>> OH. NO.
I-IT'S A BUSINESS MEETING, NOT
SOCIAL -- JUST ME AND THE
PRINCESS, I'M AFRAID.
>> WHAT?!
>> LSP?
>> SO, BUBBLEGUM THINKS SHE CAN
HORN IN ON MY TERRITORY, SIP
FROM MY SOUP AFTER I CUT ALL THE
ONIONS?
YO, THINK AGAIN, TRANCH.
>> WHO -- WHO ARE YOU TALKING
TO?
>> Bubblegum: SO, HOW ARE YOU
ENJOYING YOUR TIME IN THE
CANDY KINGDOM?
>> OH, IT'S JUST GREAT.
I MET THIS AMAZING PURPLE GIRL
AT THE CANDY TAVERN.
>> Bubblegum: THAT'S WONDERFUL,
JOHNNIE.
NOW, TELL ME...
>> OH, JOHNNIE. "UGLY JOHNNIE."
THROUGH MY TENDER LOVE, YOU HAVE
METAMORPHED INTO BEAUTIFUL
JOHNNIE BUTTERFLY.
[ SIGHS ]
EVERY RELATIONSHIP, I GAMBLE
WITH MY HEART.
I GO ALL-IN BECAUSE THE PAYOFF
IS TRUE LOVE.
I SEE YOU WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES.
AND THINKING OF YOU MAKES MY
MIND FEEL LIGHT.
ALL MY PROBLEMS FADE AWAY, AND I
CAN'T HELP SMILING.
[ CHUCKLES ]
TO LET SOMEONE YOU LOVE GO INTO
THE ARMS OF ANOTHER TAKES A BIG
PERSON.
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BE THAT
BIG.
[ MATCH STRIKES, FLAMES IGNITE ]
[ GRUNTS ]
AAH. AAH.
>> Bubblegum: [ GASPS ]
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
>> CAN I HELP?
>> Bubblegum: NO, HIDE YOURSELF
BENEATH THE TABLECLOTH.
THERE'S CYANIDE-LACED GUM UNDER
THE TABLE.
CHEW IT IF YOU HEAR RAIDERS
BREAK DOWN THE DOOR.
>> OKAY.
>> HI, JOHNNIE.
>> [ GASPS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I'M GOING TO TIME-TRAVEL YOU
BACK TO WHEN WE FIRST MET AT THE
TAVERN, BACK TO WHEN YOU LOVED
ME, SO WE CAN HAVE A SECOND
CHANCE.
>> WHAT?
[ THUNK! WHIR! ]
>> AAH!
[ WHIR! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Bubblegum: MANFRIED, WHERE
ARE THE BANANA GUARDS?!
>> TAKE A CHILL PILL, PRINCESS.
I HANDLED IT.
>> Bubblegum: WHAT DID YOU
HANDLE?
>> YOU KNOW.
SOMEONE DROVE THEIR CAR IN THE
DOOR, BUT NO ONE WAS DRIVING,
AND IT EXPLODED, SO I HANDLED
IT.
>> Bubblegum: MM.
[ BLAM! ]
DON'T CHEW IT, DON'T CHEW IT,
DON'T CHEW IT!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ SPHERE WHIRRING ]
>> ♪ I'D LOVE TO GET YOU ♪
>> JOHNNIE?
COME ON. SIT UP STRAIGHT.
LET ME SEE THEM EYES.
[ CHUCKLES WEAKLY ]
UH...
>> Bubblegum: HE'S NOT HERE.
>> [ GASPS ] WHAT?
BUT I SENT HIM BACK.
>> Bubblegum: THE SPHERE
WOULD'VE HAD TO LOG HIS
MOLECULES BEFORE YOU ENGAGED THE
TIME-TRAVEL FUNCTION.
>> WELL, THEN WHERE IS HE?
>> Bubblegum: I DON'T KNOW.
>> [ CRYING ]
THEN IF HE'S GONE, CAN YOU SEND
ME BACK TO BEFORE I MET HIM SO I
WON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS
HEARTACHE?!
>> Bubblegum: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU
WANT.
>> DO IT.
DO IT!
[ THUNK! ]
[ CLOCK BEEPING ]
[ WHIR! ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ THUNK! ]
YOU WITCH!
GIVE ME THEM TO -- WHAT?
WHAT? WHERE ARE WE?
>> Bubblegum: YOU ASKED ME TO
USE THIS.
>> DON'T TOUCH ME!
YOU PRETTY SKUNK!
YOU DON'T KNOW HEARTACHE, WITH
THE WHOLE CANDY KINGDOM IN LOVE
WITH YOUR BUBBLEGUM BUNS!
>> Bubblegum: [ SIGHS ]
[ SPHERE CONTINUES WHIRRING ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪