[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS,
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> DENISE, WE HAVE CONCLUDED
YOU'RE AN INTERESTING AND
CONVENTIONALLY HOT WOMAN.
MY SIBLINGS AND I WOULD LIKE TO
REQUEST A DATE WITH YOU.
ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR A DATE
WITH GLOB ON SATURDAY, GROD ON
FRIDAY, GROB ON THURSDAY, OR GOB
ON SUNDAY?
PLEASE SELECT YOUR DATES NOW.
>> AAAAH-OOOOOH!
THAT'S NICE.
>> EAT IT, LICH.
>> Both: WHOOO!
>> Jake: [ CHOMPING ]
WHAT?!
NO MORE CRACKERS!
EEEEEEE!
PRISMO! PRISMO!
HEY, MAN, HEY.
>> HEY.
>> Jake: BAD NEWS -- YOU RAN OUT
OF CHEESE CRACKERS.
>> WHAT?! NO.
>> Jake: YEAH, MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
>> JAKE. [ CHUCKLES ]
I'M PRISMO THE WISHMASTER.
WE CAN HAVE ALL THE CHEESY
CRACKERS WE WANT.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
[ CHOMPING ]
PRISMO, YOU MAKE ME HAPPY,
PRISMO.
>> OH, STOP.
>> Jake: I'M ALWAYS SMILING WHEN
I'M AROUND YOU.
I JUST NOTICED THAT.
I ALWAYS AM.
>> I'M ALWAYS SMILING WHEN I'M
AROUND YOU, TOO.
>> Jake: [ GIGGLES ]
THIS FEELS SO GOOD.
>> Both: PEPPERMINT BUTLER!
DEATH!
>> Jake: WHAT'S UP?
>> HEY, UM, THOSE GUYS ARE DOING
SELFIES ON THE LICH.
IS THAT SAFE?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
DEFINITELY GONNA SEND THESE TO
DENISE.
>> OH, YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
HE'S HARMLESS.
>> YEAH, BUT WHY ISN'T HE
KILLING EVERYONE IN THE ROOM
RIGHT NOW -- CONTROLLING OUR
MINDS, MAKING US RIP EACH
OTHER'S EYES OUT WHILE WE
BUTTERCUP ONE ANOTHER?
>> WELL, THE LICH'S PRIMARY
FUNCTION IS TO CAUSE MASS DEATH,
AND SINCE HE CAN'T DO THAT WHILE
HE'S TRAPPED IN MY TIME ROOM,
HE'S STUCK IN A STANDSTILL, LIKE
A MACHINE WITHOUT A PURPOSE.
>> I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW.
>> YIKES!
>> Jake: AH, DON'T WORRY.
HE AIN'T GONNA HURT NOBODY.
HA! YOU GOT A CUP ON YOUR HEAD.
HA HA! YOU DINGUS!
[ LAUGHS ]
SEE, HE'S DOCILE AS A LAMB.
>> HMM. WELL, OKAY.
THEN I GUESS I CAN GO FOR A
SELFIE, TOO.
>> Jake: YEAH, MAN, MAKE YOUR
DREAMS COME TRUE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
OOH! WHAT TIME IS IT?
HEY, YO, CLOCKFACE!
WHAT TIME IS IT?
>> IT'S 12:30.
>> Jake: AH, BOO TO THAT.
YO, PRISMO, I GOT TO GET BACK
BEFORE FINN REALIZES I'M NOT
HOME.
HE GETS WORRIED IF I STAY OUT
TOO LONG.
>> ALL RIGHT. LATER, DUDE.
>> Jake: LATERS!
>> Finn: JAKE, WHERE WERE YOU?
>> Jake: I WAS, UH, IN THE,
UM...ALL RIGHT, MAN.
I'M GONNA COME CLEAN.
I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF
PARTYING AT PRISMO'S LATELY.
COME ON, MAN!
I DON'T EVEN TAKE LADY UP THERE.
>> Finn: DUDE...I FOUND OUT MY
HUMAN DAD IS STILL ALIVE.
>> Jake: WHOA. WHAT?
>> Finn: HE'S AT SOME PLACE
CALLED THE CITADEL.
>> Jake: WHOA.
ARE -- ARE YOU GONNA GO SEE HIM?
>> Finn: I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T.
MAYBE THERE'S A GOOD REASON HE
DIDN'T RAISE ME, LIKE HE WAS
PROBABLY CAPTURED BY THIEVES AND
KEPT A SLAVE FOR YEARS.
>> Jake: YEAH.
OR MAYBE HE WAS AMBUSHED IN THE
WILD AND HID YOU SO YOU WOULDN'T
BE CAPTURED, TOO.
>> Finn: YEAH.
MAYBE IT'S BETTER NOT TO ROCK
THE BOAT.
>> Jake: BUT IT MIGHT ALSO BE
GOOD TO FIND OUT IF YOU GOT ANY
GENETIC RISK FACTORS OR
ALLERGIES OR WHATEVER.
PLUS, YOU GET TO SEE WHAT YOU'LL
LOOK LIKE AS AN OLD GUY.
COULD BE COOL.
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]
I GUESS IT WOULD BE OKAY TO MEET
HIM, JUST TO KNOW WHAT I'LL LOOK
LIKE.
>> Jake: COOL. OH!
IF WE HURRY, PRISMO MIGHT STILL
BE PARTYING.
>> COME ON. JUST ONE MORE GAME.
>> I DON'T KNOW, MANG.
I WAS JUST GONNA, LIKE, CLEAN UP
AND CRASH OUT.
>> AW, YEAH! MORE PLAY-AHS!
>> [ GROANS ]
>> YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY SOME
CARD WARS?
>> Jake: NO.
PRISMO, WE NEED TO GET TO THE
CITADEL.
>> WHOA!
YOU GUYS DO NOT WANT TO GO
THERE -- SERIOUSLY.
CHECK THIS OUT.
THE CITADEL IS A NASTISIZED
PRISON.
ONLY THE WORST OF THE WORST END
UP THERE.
REAL STINKFACES.
THESE GUYS ARE THE PITS...
THE ARMPITS.
>> Finn: HEY, MY DAD MUST BE,
LIKE, THE WARDEN THERE.
>> Jake: I KNOW YOU CAN'T GRANT
ME AND FINN ANY MORE WISHES, SO
WE BROUGHT SHELBY ALONG TO WISH
ON OUR BEHALF.
>> HELLO.
>> HA! LOOK AT THAT -- A LITTLE
GUY.
>> SO...I WISH FOR...
A PONY FOR MY G.F.!
>> DONE.
>> Jake: SHELBY!
>> SORRY, DUDES.
MY GIRL'S BEEN HOUNDING ME FOR A
PONY FOR MONTHS.
I'M GONNA MAD POINTS FOR THIS.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
OH, HI!
OH, SO YOU GOT IT?
THAT'S GREAT. YOU LIKE HIM?
UH...UH-HUH.
Y-YOU'RE GONNA NAME HIM WHAT?
SPEEDBOAT?
YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> Jake: DANG, SHELBY.
>> A WISH WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED
ANYWAY.
YOU CAN ONLY GET TO THE CITADEL
COMMITTING A COSMIC CRIME.
>> Jake: SO, WHAT DO WE GOT TO
DO -- ROB A COSMIC BANK OR STEAL
A SPACE BABY?
>> HOO!
UH, I JUST REMEMBERED I GOT TO
GO HOME.
GOT TO GROOM MY FEATHERS.
GOODBYE. GOODBYE!
>> LISTEN, IF YOU GUYS ARE
SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, ALL YOU GOT
TO DO IS FIND A CERTAIN SLEEPING
OLD MAN AND BRING HIM HERE.
>> Finn: THAT'S IT?
>> YEP, HE'S ON ONE OF THOSE
FLOATING ISLANDS OUT THERE.
IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE AN
UPSIDE-DOWN DUCK.
>> Jake: THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE
MUCH OF A CRIME.
>> YEAH, BUT THAT'S ALL THERE IS
TO IT...for now.
>> Jake: WHAT?
>> CHECK IT OUT.
I GOT GIFTS FOR YOU GUYS.
>> Finn: HEH! COOL.
IT'S A PEN LIGHT.
BAZOO! ZOOOO! VROOM!
JAKE, DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY IN
THE -- AAAAAH!
[ ENERGY BUZZING ]
>> Jake: OH! OH, SORRY.
>> Finn: PA-CHOO! PA-CHOO!
>> Jake: PEW! PEW!
>> Finn: PA-CHOO! PA-CHOO!
>> Jake: PEW! PEW!
>> MM. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
>> Jake: COME ON, FINN.
LET'S GO FIND THIS OLD GUY.
>> OH, ONE LAST THING, DUDES.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T WAKE HIM
UP.
OKAY, YOU CAN GO NOW.
>> Finn: PEW! PEW!
YOU EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO
MAKE A PLACE ALL WRECKED UP LIKE
THIS?
>> Jake: NOPE.
HEY, UPSIDE-DOWN DUCK!
NO, WAIT, IT'S RIGHT SIDE UP.
AH-HA!
HEY! GET OUT HERE, OLD MAN!
>> Finn: Dude, shh!
Don't wake him up.
>> Jake: Hey, get out here, old
man.
>> Finn: Bazow!
Old man.
>> [ MUTTERS ]
>> Jake: Beep. Beep. Beep.
>> [ GROANS ]
>> [ HISSING ]
>> Jake: Uh-oh!
Finn, a little help.
>> [ HISSING CONTINUES ]
>> Finn: Bazap!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> [ HISSING ]
>> Jake: Hmm. Kazow!
[ GLASS SHATTERS, ENERGY
BUZZES ]
>> Finn: Let's hoof it!
>> [ GRUMBLING ]
>> Finn: Jake, don't jostle the
package.
[ ALL HISSING ]
HUT!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
ALL RIGHT.
>> OH!
[ ALL HISSING ]
>> Finn: There's too many of
them!
>> Jake: Let's see here.
[ ENERGY HUMS ]
[ STEAM SIZZLES ]
>> OH, HEY. YOU'RE BACK.
>> Jake: DUDE'S GOT SERIOUS
NIGHT TERRORS.
>> Finn: WHAT NOW, PRISMO?
>> OKAY. WAKE HIM UP.
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> YEAH.
I JUST WANTED ONE LAST LOOK AT
MYSELF.
>> Finn: WAIT, THIS OLD MAN IS
YOU?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
PRISMO IS NOTHING BUT THE DREAM
OF A WRINKLY OLD MAN.
MAN, I'VE GOTTEN A LOT HAIRIER,
BUT ALSO BALDER.
TELL ME HOW THAT MAKES ANY
SENSE.
I LOOK LIKE A BIG, OLD HAIRY
RAISIN.
>> Jake: SO, WAIT, WHAT HAPPENS
TO YOU WHEN WE WAKE HIM UP?
>> POOF! I'M A GONER.
THUS ENDS MIGHTY PRISMO.
>> Jake: PRISMO.
>> KILLING A WISHMASTER IS A
COSMIC CRIME.
ONCE I'M DEAD, THE GUARDIAN WILL
SHOW UP AND TAKE YOU TO THE
CITADEL.
>> Finn: I DON'T THINK SEEING MY
DAD IS WORTH SACRIFICING YOUR
LIFE.
>> AH, DON'T WORRY.
AS SOON AS MY CORPOREAL BODY
FALLS ASLEEP AGAIN -- in a
thousand years -- I'LL BE BACK.
>> Jake: YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
>> HOLD ON, LET ME TAKE ONE LAST
LOOK AROUND.
HUH, THOUGHT I'D OWN MORE STUFF
BY NOW.
OKAY, LET'S DO IT.
>> Jake: STILL FEELS LIKE A BAD
IDEA, MAN.
>> PSH, WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>> WAKE UP.
>> BUT WAIT!
I'VE CHANGED MY MIND!
[ GASPS ]
>> Jake: [ GASPS ]
PRISMO, DON'T WORRY!
I'LL PUT THE OLD MAN TO SLEEP
AND GET YOU BACK!
>> Finn: DUDE, THAT MEANS THE
LICH JACKED OUR ENTRY INTO THE
CITADEL!
>> Jake: AW, NO, MAN!
HOW YOU GONNA SEE YOUR DAD?!
>> HELLO? WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
[ Yawning ] COULD ANY OF YOU
STRANGERS TELL ME HOW TO GO
HOME?
I'M DONE WITH MY NAP.
>> Jake: OLD MAN PRISMO.
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> I JUST WOKE UP FROM MY NAP.
UH...BUT I'M READY TO GO BACK TO
BED.
I'D LIKE TO GO HOME AND TAKE A
NAP.
>> Jake: NO, OLD MAN PRISMO.
DON'T TALK TO HIM!
>> ARE YOU MY SON?
[ GASPS ]
>> Jake: OLD MAN PRISMO! NO!
[ GROWLING ]
LICH, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ STATIC WARBLES ]
[ ICE CREAKING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHING STOPS ]
>> Finn: OH, DANG!
I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO THE
CITADEL.
I'M COMING, DADDYYYYYYY!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪