[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
>> Finn: LOOK, JAKE, MORE
GUARDIANS.
THE CITADEL, I PRESUME.
>> Jake: LIKELY SO.
>> Finn: HEY, DO YOU THINK MAYBE
ONE OF THEM COULD BE MY DAD?
>> Jake: NAH, I DON'T THINK SO.
WE'LL PROBABLY KNOW WHEN WE SEE
HIM.
>> Finn: RIGHT. RIGHT.
THAT MAKES SENSE.
[ HUMMING ]
[ STATIC WARBLES ]
HEY, THE LICH, AGAIN.
THIS MUST BE WHERE THE PRISON
CELLS BE AT.
SEE?
GOOD RIDDANCE, TOO.
I HOPE YOU ROT FOREVER, YOU
AWFUL JERK FLAPPER.
SOME PEOPLE JUST MAKE THE WORLD
A WORSE PLACE TO BE, JUST BY
BEING AROUND, JAKE.
THAT'S RIGHT. BAD APPLES.
LOCK 'EM ALL UP, I SAY, AT THE
BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN, WHERE IT'S
TOO DARK TO SEE.
>> Jake: LOOK AT THAT WEIRD, OLD
KID DOWN THERE.
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.
MAN, LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES.
>> Finn: DADDYYYYYYYYY!
>> Jake: WUP!
[ THUD! ]
>> Finn: AAH!
ALL LOCKED UP IN THERE.
D-DO YOU THINK MAYBE HE'S A
CRIMINAL, TOO?
>> Jake: WELL, IT HAD CROSSED MY
MIND.
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
GEEZ, MAN.
I WISH I HADN'T SAID ALL THAT
STUFF BEFORE.
NOW MY HEART FEELS YELLOW AND
GREEN.
[ GROANS LOUDLY ]
[ SIGHS ]
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE
COME HERE.
WHAAAAAA?!
>> Jake: [ BLOWING RAPIDLY ]
>> Finn: JAKE, WHAT DID YOU DO?!
>> Jake: IT WASN'T ME!
IT CAME FROM UP THERE!
>> Finn: GAH!
HE'S MELTING THE CRYSTAL ALL UP!
BREAKING CATS OUT LEFT AND
RIGHT!
TURNING CATS GREY!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Finn: DID HE TRICK US, AGAIN?
I THINK HE DID.
>> HEY, KID.
[ BLOWS ] HEY, DO ME A FAVOR.
GET ME OUT OF HERE, HUH?
THIS FIRE SMELLS CRAZY!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> [ GROANS ] THANKS, KID.
NOW, WHERE'D YOU GUYS PARK YOUR
STARSKIPPER?
THIS PLACE IS COMING DOWN QUICK,
AND I'M TALKING QUICK LIKE
ZIP-ZIP, LIKE WOW.
LIKE BOOM-BOOM WOW.
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Finn: OH, WE -- WE DON'T HAVE
A STARSKIPPER.
>> Jake: ALSO, FINN'S YOUR SON.
>> WHAAAT?!
NO STARSKIPPER.
>> Jake: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
I SAID, "FINN'S YOUR SON."
HE CAME A LONG WAY TO MEET YOU.
>> SON? OH.
HEY, GOOD FOR YOU, KID.
IN OTHER NEWS, I STILL GOT TO
GET OUT OF HERE, AND THE GROUND
IS MELTING.
HUH.
IT'S ALL POOLING IN THE CENTER.
>> Finn: HEY, UM, I -- I WANTED
TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
I...WELL...
>> HUP!
>> Finn: HEY, WAIT UP!
[ Muffled ] DAD! WAIT!
>> [ GASPS ]
[ BOTH GASPING ]
>> Finn: DAD, I WANTED TO ASK
YOU -- WHOAAAAH!
>> Jake: AAAAH!
[ ALL GROANING, GASPING ]
>> Jake: [ COUGHING ]
AAH!
[ ENERGY WARBLES, TRAIN WHISTLE
BLOWS ]
>> NO!
>> GREE NAH GAH BAH GA DA DA
BRAHDADA!
GRA GRA GRA GRA BRA!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Jake: FINN, I KNOW WE
NORMALLY COME OUT OF THESE
THINGS OKAY, BUT I GOT A BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
JUST PROMISE ME -- IF BOTH MY
EYES GET FRIED OFF, YOU'LL FRY
YOURS OFF, TOO.
>> Finn: WHAT?
NO.
LISTEN, YOU DON'T GOT TO WORRY
ABOUT A THING, JAKE OLD PAL.
WE JUST NEED TO DEFEAT THOSE
FIVE SPACE VILLAINS, HIJACK THE
SHARD THEY'RE HIJACKING, AND
SAIL IT HOME TO SAFETY.
EASY PEASY.
>> YEAH, JAKE, SMARTEN UP.
SOON AS THE LAST GUARDIAN DIES,
THE FIGHTING STOPS.
SEE?
HE'S BITING THE DUST RIGHT NOW.
>> Finn: [ SCREAMS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Finn: UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH,
UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH...
>> [ Weakly ] IT'S...OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
>> Finn: UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH,
UH-OH, UH-OH.
>> YOU JUST GOT TO FETCH ME A
GOB OF THAT GUARDIAN BLOOD, SON.
IT'S GOT THAT GOOD NOOCH THAT
KEEPS US YOUNG IN THE CRYSTAL.
>> Finn: NOOCH?
>> COME ON, NOW, PARTNER.
NO DODDLING.
YOUR OLD MAN NEEDS YOU.
[ TINK! ]
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
>> ATTABOY, FLYNN!
DO IT FOR YOUR OLD MAN!
YEAH, JUST GET RIGHT IN THERE!
DON'T BE SHY!
>> Finn: [ GRUNTING ]
[ SPLASH! ]
>> YEAH!
HEY, GOOD JOB, SON.
NOW RUB SOME OF THAT SAP ON MY
LEG THERE.
MAKE SURE TO GET IT INTO THE
CHICKEN-WING HOLE.
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
DAD?
>> MARTIN.
>> Finn: OKAY, M-MARTIN.
WE NEED TO TALK.
>> YEAH, OKAY, KID, BUT HURRY IT
UP.
I'M TRYING TO ACT COOL HERE, BUT
THIS THING REALLY STINGS!
>> Finn: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME IN THE
FOREST WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BABY?
>> OH. I MEAN [CHUCKLES LIGHTLY]
YOU KNOW ME.
I'M A FUNNY GUY.
>> Finn: WHA--WHA...
>> [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
WHO KNOWS?
LIKE, MAYBE YOU LEFT ME.
[ SIGHS ]
BUT, HEY, DADDY'S BACK!
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU AND ME, DADDY AND BABY.
OR SHOULD I SAY, "BABY AND
DADDY"?
NOW SLAP THAT SAP.
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
UCK.
>> WHOA! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
SMOOTH LIKE NEW.
[ SCOFFS ]
COULDN'T FIX THE BOOT, TOO, HUH?
>> Jake: DUDE, S'MORES IMPORTANT
JUNK HAPPENING!
LOOK!
[ BUBBLING ]
>> Finn: IT'S TIME TO PEEL
BANANAS ON THIS FOOL...
AS A FAMILY!
HOW ABOUT IT, MARTIN?
DAD?
>> I GOT TO RUN TO THE STORE!
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
HUH?
>> FALL.
>> Finn: [ GROANS SOFTLY ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
>> YOU ARE ALONE, CHILD.
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
>> THERE IS ONLY DARKNESS FOR
YOU, AND ONLY DEATH FOR YOUR
PEOPLE.
THESE ANCIENTS ARE JUST THE
BEGINNING.
I WILL COMMAND A GREAT AND
TERRIBLE ARMY.
>> Finn: [ GROANING WEAKLY ]
>> AND WE WILL SAIL TO A BILLION
WORLDS.
WE WILL SAIL UNTIL EVERY LIGHT
HAS BEEN EXTINGUISHED.
YOU ARE STRONG, CHILD.
BUT I AM BEYOND STRENGTH.
I AM THE END.
AND I HAVE COME FOR YOU, FINN.
>> Finn: [ GROANS WEAKLY ]
>> [ GASPS ]
GAH!
[ GROANING ]
>> Finn: WHAT?
YOU DON'T LIKE THIS STUFF, HUH?
[ WHIMPERING ]
>> Finn: RIGHT IN THE DOORBELL.
DAD!
JAKE, FINISH OFF THE LICH!
I GOT TO GO CATCH MY DAD!
>> Jake: DUDE, FORGET THAT
LOSER!
>> [ HUMMING ]
>> Finn: DAD! WAIT!
>> HEY, COOL GUYS.
LOOKING FOR A NEW BOSS?
[ TINK! ]
>> [ CHOMPING ]
>> CHEW FASTER.
THAT GUY'S REALLY MOVING.
[ RIP! ]
>> Finn: HYUP! UGH!
[ GROANING ]
DAD, STOP!
>> Jake: FINN!
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
MARTIN, I WON'T LET YOU ESCAPE!
>> HEY, HEY!
YOU'RE A VOID CASTER, RIGHT?
WE GOT TO PUT SOME...GAS IN THIS
BUGGY.
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
>> Jake: FINN, LET GO!
HE'S NOT WORTH IT!
>> Finn: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Jake: [ GASPS ]
>> OH, GROSS.
PEDAL TO THE MEDAL.
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
>> Finn: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Jake: [ GASPS ]
>> HEY, WHAT ABOUT AIR --
>> Jake: IT'LL BE OKAY, DUDE.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
I MEAN, AT LEAST YOU FINISHED
OFF THE LICH, RIGHT?
>> Jake: OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE
GOOD NEWS.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO.
ONE SEC.
UP YOU GO!
CHECK THIS OUT.
BRAND-NEW BABY.
THE LICH IS SUPER CUTE NOW, AND
HE SMELLS REAL NEAT.
THAT SAP REBOOTED HIM OR
SOMETHING.
>> [ LIPS POP ]
>> Jake: I LIKE HIM A LOT.
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> OVER HERE, FELLAS!
NEXT STOP -- THE CANDY KINGDOM.
PREVIOUS STOP -- THIS WEIRD
PLACE.
>> MR. PIG, I THINK WE SHOULD
GET A D--
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Jake: OKAY, RUN. GO, GO, GO!
>> OH!
OH, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
>> HELLO!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪