[ ALL CHEERING ] >> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪ ♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH CAKE THE CAT AND FIONNA THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪ ♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> ♪ M-M-MONEY ♪ >> Jake: [ SNORING ]
[ INSECT BUZZING ] AH.
[ LIPS SMACK ] [ CONTINUES SNORING ]
>> STAND AND DELIVER, BOI, BECAUSE I'M ROBBING HOOD.
GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUNNY MONEY, SHERIFF OF NAUTY-HAMS.
>> BUT, BMO, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE BAD GUY.
I WANT TO BE ROBBING HOOD'S PAL, FRIER TUX.
>> NO, NEPTR.
HA HA!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] FRIER TUX WOULD NEVER HAVE A
MUSTACHE LIKE THAT.
[ GIGGLES ] >> NO FAIR.
EN GUARD!
>> ON BLITZEN!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ] YOU'RE TERRIBLE!
WHOA!
[ RUMBLING ] EEE!
>> AAH!
>> Jake: WHAT? HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING BREAKING THE TREEHOUSE?!
>> UH...
>> Finn: YO, BMO, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> YOU GOT TOO MUCH MONEY, HONEY.
ALL OF THIS DOSH IS THREATENING THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF THE
TREEHOUSE.
>> Finn: WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE TOO MUCH TREASURE?
>> [ GROANING ] I'M SORRY, MASTER.
>> Both: ANCIENT PSYCHIC TANDEM WAR ELEPHANT!
>> YOU TOLD ME TO STAY INSIDE THE MONEY ROOM, BUT NOW I AM
OUTSIDE.
WHAT IS YOUR PUNISHMENT, MASTER?
>> NO PUNISHMENT, DUDE.
JUST CHILL WHERE YOU ARE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I WILL CHILL WHERE I AM UNTIL YOU COMMAND ME.
>> Finn: SO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH ALL THIS SWASH?
>> YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO ROBBING HOOD.
>> Jake: NO WAY, BMO.
THIS IS OUR TREASURE.
>> AW.
>> Finn: HEY, MAYBE WE COULD, LIKE, SPEND IT?
>> Jake: REALLY?
HOW MUCH OF IT?
>> Finn: DUDE, LIKE ALL OF IT.
>> Jake: THEN WE CAN GO FIND COMPLETELY NEW TREASURE.
>> NEPTR KNOWS JUST THE PLACE TO BLOW YOUR GREASE.
BEHOLD THIS RECENT ADVERTISEMENT.
>> Jake: WHOA! WE GET MAIL?
>> Finn: CHECK IT OUT, JAKE.
>> Jake: DANG!
WILDBERRY KINGDOM GOT ALL FANCY.
[ STRETCH! STRETCH! ] [ COINS CLINKING ]
[ STRETCH! SQUEAK! ] >> I CONTINUE TO CHILL.
>> COME ON, NAUTY-HAMS.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> THANK YOU.
>> Finn: NICE PLACE.
SO, HOW ARE WE GONNA SPEND ALL THIS GISH?
>> Jake: I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER REALLY SPENT MONEY BEFORE.
I'VE ONLY STOLEN IT OR HOARDED IT.
>> Finn: HA!
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ] [ SIGHS ]
SO, HERE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN.
[ COINS CLINKING ] [ STRETCH! STRETCH! ]
LET'S PARSE OUT SOME DOUGH TO SPEND.
>> HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
NO PEOPLE OR MONEY ALLOWED IN THE FOUNTAIN, YA DUMS!
WHERE'S YOUR SENSE AT?!
>> Jake: SORRY, MAN, WE WERE LOOKING TO SPEND SOME CASH
IN TOWN.
[ STRETCH! ] WANT SOME?
[ COINS CLINKING ] >> FELLAS, GOOFING IN A PUBLIC
FOUNTAIN IS PUNISHABLE BY A LASHING, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO
BRIBE ME.
[ STRETCH! ] OOH!
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, FELLAS.
[ CHUCKLES ] HAVE A GOOD TIME IN THE
FOUNTAIN.
[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> Jake: WHOA.
SPENDING MONEY IS KIND OF FUN.
>> Finn: YEAH, THIS'LL BE EASY.
HO, HO, YOUNG BERRY LADS!
>> YEAH?
>> Finn: GO BUY THE MOST EXPENSIVE MEATS AND FURNITURE TO
ADORN OUR NEW FOUNTAIN HOME.
KEEP THE CHANGE FOR YOUR FAMILIES IN NEED.
HYUP!
>> THANKS, BUT WE'RE, UH, MIDDLE-CLASS.
>> Finn: REALLY?
>> UH, YEAH, UPPER MIDDLE.
>> Jake: JUST GET THE DARN FURNITURE.
>> HEY, NO FURNITURE OR MEAT IN THE FOUNTAIN!
YOU'LL WRECK UP THE WATER!
[ STRETCH! ] YOU CAN'T BUY ME OFF TWICE,
FELLAS.
[ STRETCH! ] [ Chuckling ] AH, MAYBE YOU CAN,
FELLAS, MAYBE YOU CAN.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] >> Finn: DUDE, WE BOUGHT ALL
THIS FURNITURE AND MEAT, AND WE STILL HAVE A TON OF GAMBONI
LEFT.
>> Jake: HMM.
[ GASP ] LOOK AT THOSE GAMS!
HEY, YO, LEGS! LEGS!
YOU WANT A BAG OF MONEY?
>> SURE!
>> Jake: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR IT?
>> WELL, UM, I'M A DANCER BY TRADE.
>> Jake: SHOW ME.
[ WHOOSH! ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> HUP!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] FINN, LOOK.
I MADE THIS GUY DANCE.
>> Finn: YEAH, MAN. WHOO!
>> HOLD IT!
NO DANCING IN THE STREETS WITHOUT A PERMIT!
>> Jake: GO AWAY, DUDE.
>> HEY, YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.
[ COINS CLINK ] ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING!
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] THIS IS CRAZY.
PEOPLE DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY.
AND I'VE GOT A TON OF MONEY.
DANCE HARDER, LEGS! HARDER!
[ COINS CLINKING ] >> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Jake: [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] [ SIGHS ]
THIS BORES ME.
YOU'RE BORING!
IT'S TIME TO PUSH THIS THING FURTHER.
MIDDLE-CLASS BERRIES, WATCH AFTER THIS TREASURE WHILE I'M
GONE.
>> OKAY.
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ BOTH SNORING ]
>> Jake: [ CLEARS THROAT ] >> MAYBLE, DO YOU HEAR
SOMETHING?
>> Jake: GOOD EVENING.
>> Both: OH, NO!
WE'RE BEING ROBBED!
>> Finn: OH, NO, WE'RE NOT ROBBERS.
WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE TO GIVE YOU MONEY.
>> WHAT?
>> Jake: LISTEN.
I WANT TO SEE YOU TWO DO THINGS FOR THIS BAG OF MONEY.
>> OKAY, MAN.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, NICE.
GOJI BERRY MAN, YOU SLEEP ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE BED NORMALLY.
NOW YOU SLEEP ON THE RIGHT!
>> OKAY.
>> I DON'T LIKE SLEEPING ON YOUR SIDE.
IT'S TOO CLOSE TO THE WALL!
MR. GOJI BERRY, YOU SLEEP ON YOUR BACK NOW -- AND ON TOP OF
THE COVERS.
>> I CAN'T SLEEP ON MY BACK, MAN.
I GOT SLEEP APNEA.
I WON'T GET ANY SLEEP.
MY WIFE WON'T GET ANY SLEEP.
MY DANCE INSTRUCTING WILL SUFFER.
>> Jake: TURNING DOWN ALL THIS SMOOSH, HUH?
DANCE INSTRUCTING PAYS MORE THAT I THOUGHT.
>> WAIT, MAN!
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING ELSE WE CAN DO TO GET THOSE GOLD
COINS.
>> Jake: WELL, SURE, MAN.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE GOLD COINS...
ALL THE GOLD COINS YOU CAN EAT!
>> [ GASPS ] >> Jake: DINNER IS SERVED!
[ COINS CLINK ] YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY.
HEY, YOU KIDS NEED SOME DESSERT?
I'LL JUST SEE WHAT I CAN RUSTLE UP -- IN THE TOOLSHED!
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] >> Finn: GUYS, I'M SUPER SORRY
ABOUT MY FRIEND.
HERE.
[ BOTH MUNCHING ] DON'T EAT IT, YA DUMS!
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] >> Jake: HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
I'D HAVE TO PAY THEM TO LICK THE DUST OFF OF ALL THIS DUSTY
STUFF?
>> Finn: DUDE, I DO NOT APPROVE OF THE WAY YOU'RE SPENDING MONEY
RIGHT NOW.
>> Jake: DUDE, THEY'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING THEY DON'T WANT TO.
THEY WANT MY SWEET CHEDDAR, AND I WANT TO SEE SOME STUFF IN
EXCHANGE.
IT'S MUTUAL -- FREE MARKET.
>> Finn: WHAT?
>> Jake: FREE MARKET!
>> Finn: DON'T WORRY, BROTHER.
I'LL HELP YOU SEE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS.
BERRY LADS! BERRY LADS!
I NEED TO SPEND ALL THIS BLINGO FAST.
>> OKAY.
>> Finn: TAKE ME TO THE SEEDIEST ALLEY IN THE KINGDOM.
>> THAT'S CRUDBERRY BACK ALLEY...IN CRUD TOWN.
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] [ COINS CLINKING ]
[ WHEELS RATTLING ] >> Finn: FRIENDLY CRUDBERRIES,
I HAVE MONEY FOR YOU!
COME GET IT!
>> MONEY?
>> MONEY? MONEY!
>> MONEY?
>> MONEY!
>> Finn: EASY, FELLAS!
LET'S PASS THESE OUT ONE AT A TIME.
[ COINS CLINKING ] HEY, TAKE IT EASY, BREH.
>> GIVE US THAT MONEY!
>> Finn: I-I-I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
[ ALL GRUNTING ] [ FISTS POUNDING ]
WHEW!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> Jake: HOW MUCH COIN WOULD IT
TAKE FOR YOU TO BE MY BERRY FOOT WARMER?
>> Finn: DUDE!
>> Jake: OH, HEY, MAN.
>> Finn: JAKE, THIS MONEY IS BAD.
WE GOT TO GET RID OF ALL OF IT RIGHT NOW.
>> Jake: OKAY, I GOT A PLAN.
AND THIS TIME, IT'S GONNA INVOLVE ALL THE MONEY.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] [ COINS CLINKING ]
>> ♪ M-M-MONEY ♪ ♪ M-M-MONEY, MONEY ♪
♪ MONEY ♪ ♪ MONEY ♪
♪ M-M-MONEY ♪
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ] >> [ YAWNS ]
[ DOOR CLATTERS ] [ STEAM HISSES ]
[ DOOR CLATTERS ] >> FINN AND JAKE?
>> Jake: PRINCESS, ARE YOU READY TO EARN ALL THIS CAY-ASH?
[ COINS CLINK ] >> WHA...?
>> Jake: ALL OF THIS SWEET, SWEET CRUNKLE IS YOURS
IF YOU LET ME...
SIT ON YOUR HEAD.
>> GET OUT OF HERE!
>> Jake: PSH, NO ONE CAN SAY NO TO THIS MUCH DINERO.
♪ M-M-MONEY ♪ >> JAKE, I AM WARNING YOU.
>> Jake: ♪ M-M-MONEY ♪ >> [ GROWLS ]
>> Jake: ♪ M-M-MONEY ♪ >> AAH! GUARDS! GUARDS!
SEIZE FINN AND JAKE AND PREPARE THEM FOR EXECUTION!
>> Jake: OR DON'T DO THAT AND GET PAID MAD BUCKS.
>> AND TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY!
>> Jake: TAKE ALL MY MONEY?!
[ CELL DOOR SLAMS ] WELL, WE WERE TRYING TO GET RID
OF ALL THAT SKRILLA ANYWAY, RIGHT?
>> FINN AND JAKE, YES, YOU HAVE INSULTED ME, BUT WORSE THAN
THAT, YOU HAVE ABUSED THE POWER OF MONEY!
[ BERRIES GASP ] >> WE WILL DEAL WITH YOU SWIFTLY
AND IRONICALLY BY ENCASING YOU IN YOUR OWN MOLTEN GOLD!
[ LIQUID BUBBLING ] RELEASE THE GOLDEN FLOOD!
[ WHEEL SQUEAKING ] >> Jake: [ GASPS ]
>> Finn: [ GASPS ] [ ARROW TINGS, PIPE SQUEAKS ]
>> OH, NO! AAH!
[ BERRIES SCREAMING ] >> WHO DARES?
>> HO, HO, HO!
ROBBING HOOD IS THE DEFENDER OF THE POOR!
>> ME TOO!
>> Jake: GOOD SHOT, BMO!
>> I WAS AIMING FOR THE ROPE.
YEAH!
[ ARROW PLUNGES ] [ STRETCH! ]
[ ARROW TINGS ] >> Jake: LET'S BOUNCE, PO' BOY.
[ WHOOSH! ] [ WHOOSH! ]
>> FINN AND JAKE, IF YOU EVER RETURN TO WILDBERRY KINGDOM
AGAIN, I'LL HAVE YOU DOUBLE-DIPPED IN GOLD!
UNLESS I GET A WRITTEN APOLOGY.
[ DING! ] >> Finn: HUH?
GOLD PIECE.
YOU WANT TO FLIP TO SEE WHO WRITES THAT APOLOGY LETTER?
>> Jake: HOW ABOUT YOU WRITE IT, I SIGN IT?
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ] NO WAY, MAN.
[ DOOR CREAKS ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪ ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪ >> Finn: THIS PARTY IS SO CRAZY!