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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
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LANDS ♪
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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
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AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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>> PRINCESS, HE DID IT!
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ROOT BEER GUY SET UP THE FORCE
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FIELD!
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>> Finn: BUT HE SACRIFICED
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HIMSELF TO DO IT.
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>> Jake: IT'S AN UGLY SCENE,
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MAN.
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>> Bubblegum: LET ME SEE.
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Bubblegum: REST IN PEACE,
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ROOT BEER GUY.
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>> GIVE UP NOW, PRINCESS, AND I,
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MAJA THE SKY WITCH, PROMISE NOT
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TO COMPLETELY DONK UP YOUR
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KINGDOM.
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>> I MAKE NO SUCH PROMISE.
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DARREN MUST FEED.
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>> OH, GLOB! OH, OH, OH!
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>> OH, WELL. [ CHUCKLES ]
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WHAT CAN YOU DO?
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>> CRUNCHY, CHILL. CHILL.
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>> KEEPERS OF THE CLOCK, MASTERS
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OF DIMENSION, BEAR WITNESS!
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BY MY POWER, I COMPEL YOU TO
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CONVERGE!
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PAST AND PRESENT, BE ONE.
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AWAKEN THE TERROR OF A FORGOTTEN
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AGE IN THIS MOMENT THAT IS ALL
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MOMENTS IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.
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DARREN, THE ANCIENT SLEEPER,
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ARISE!
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>> I HAD A DREAM I WAS FIGHTING
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AN ARMY THAT COULD BIRTH NEW
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SOLDIERS FROM THEIR OWN BLOOD.
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I WAS ENDLESS.
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DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
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>> YES.
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YOU WANT TO GO CONQUER THE
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CANDY KINGDOM?
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>> WHAT'S THAT?
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>> IT'S A PLACE THAT CONTAINS
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THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF CARING AND
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SENTIMENTAL AFFECTION IN ALL OF
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OOO.
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>> WHAT IS CARING?
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WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS?
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>> IT'S A FEELING I USE IN MY
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MAGIC TO GIVE ME POWER.
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LIKE THIS SHIRT THAT WAS ONCE
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THE PRIZED POSSESSION OF
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PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
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WITH THE FEELINGS IN THIS SHIRT,
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I WAS ABLE TO SUMMON YOU.
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>> I DON'T -- WALK ME THROUGH
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THIS.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> THIS KINGDOM OF CANDY...
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>> YES?
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>> I WILL LAY IT TO WASTE, TURN
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THEIR PEOPLE TO SALT.
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>> YEAH...
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>> AND GARNISH A MILLION MEALS
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WITH THE SALT, WHICH WE WILL EAT
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FOR ETERNITY.
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>> THAT'S NOT MY PLAN EXACTLY,
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BUT YOU'LL BE FINE.
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I PROMISE.
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>> I PROMISE, AS WELL, TO
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DELIVER DESTRUCTION SO THOROUGH
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THAT ALL REALITIES ARE AFFECTED.
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>> OKAY.
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WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT.
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>> ALL REALITIES.
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>> HEY!
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WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT!
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>> BREAK THIS WITCH OUT, DARREN.
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Bubblegum: HOW LONG WILL YOUR
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FORCE FIELD HOLD,
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GRIDFACE PRINCESS?
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>> THE SLEEPER'S MAGIC IS OLDER
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THAN LEGEND.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DISABLED
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BOTH GUMBALL GUARDIANS, BUT AT
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LEAST I KNOW MY TECH IS TIGHT.
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THE FIELD WILL HOLD LONG ENOUGH
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FOR YOU TO THINK OF A WEAK PLAN.
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>> Bubblegum: COLONEL
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CANDY CORN?
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>> HRR, UH, YES, PRINCESS.
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>> Bubblegum: READY THE CANNONS,
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YOU GOT ME?
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IF THEY GET THROUGH THAT
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BARRIER, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO
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USE OUR GROUND TROOPS.
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>> WILL DO, PRINCESS.
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AND LET ME JUST SAY...THANK YOU
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FOR PUTTING THIS OLD CREASE BACK
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IN THE FIELD.
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I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE MY
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LOVELY LINDA PASSED AWAY.
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>> Bubblegum: YEAH.
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GOOD LUCK.
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>> OH, I TRIED DATING AGAIN, YOU
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KNOW?
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BUT THESE YOUNG GIRLS THINK I'M
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TOO SERIOUS OR SOMETHING.
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>> WHY DON'T YOU DATE SOMEONE
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YOUR OWN AGE?
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>> Bubblegum: Peppermint Butler,
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come on!
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>> OH, WOMEN MY AGE DON'T HANG
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OUT.
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WHERE ARE THEY HIDING?
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I NEED A YOUNG GIRL WITH AN OLD
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SOUL TO HEAL MY HEART.
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>> THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG.
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>> THEN DO THE THING!
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>> I CALL FORTH THE LEGION OF
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CADMUS, THE DRAGON'S TEETH!
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>> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO -- OH!
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PARTY'S STARTING.
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LOAD 'EM UP, SOLDIERS!
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>> YEAH, JUST PUT IT IN THERE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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>> OH, DANG!
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>> BLAH, GAH, LAH, GLAH!
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>> FIRE!
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>> WHOO! BLAH!
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>> Bubblegum: FINN AND JAKE, ARE
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YOU READY TO -- WHAT THE...?
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FINN?
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WHERE THE JAM IS FINN?!
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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WEREN'T THEY JUST HERE?
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>> Bubblegum: WHAT THE JAM?!
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ALL RIGHT.
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FINN OR NO FINN, PB's GOT TO
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GET IN THAT BIZ.
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HYAH!
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>> WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED FIRING?
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>> WE RAN OUT OF AMMO, COLONEL.
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>> THAT'S NONSENSE, SOLDIER.
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>> RAH! AH!
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>> THIS IS HOW YOU DEFEND YOUR
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KINGDOM!
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FIRE, YOU WIMPS!
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YA-HA!
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>> All: AH!
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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FOR THE KINGDOM!
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>> All: FOR THE KING...
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>> Bubblegum: OH, ZANG!
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>> All: ...INGDOM!
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>> [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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>> EAT IT, TRANCH!
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[ WIND WHISTLING ]
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>> Bubblegum: OH!
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AAH!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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OH!
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>> IT'S OVER, PRINCESS.
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PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED ACROSS
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ALL DIMENSIONS.
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>> PRINCESS! NO!
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>> WAIT, DARREN!
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DIAL IT BACK.
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I NEED HER RESIDUAL FEELINGS.
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>> WHAT THE FLIP IS FEELINGS?
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DARREN ONLY UNDERSTANDS LIFE AND
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DEATH!
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WAH!
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>> WHAT THE SLIZZ?
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>> Both: YEAH, BOY!
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>> HI, DARREN.
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>> THE ANCIENT PSYCHIC TANDEM
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WAR ELEPHANT?!
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>> ELI, WERE YOU ASLEEP FOREVER,
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TOO?
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ALL THIS STUFF IS DIFFERENT NOW.
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WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE?
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>> YES, IT'S BEEN A DIFFICULT
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ADJUSTMENT.
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>> Finn: BLAZE HIS FACE, ELI!
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>> YES, MASTER.
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[ TRUMPETS ]
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>> Ice King: YO!
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LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!
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>> NO!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> YEAH, RIGHT.
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>> [ TRUMPETS ]
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>> [ LAUGHING ]
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>> FINN, HIS WEAKNESS IS HIS
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BRAIN-SEED.
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>> Finn: OKAY!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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WHOO-HOO!
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OH, UH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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AAH!
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> Jake: WHOA!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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[ SWAN SQUAWKS ]
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>> WELL, I GUESS MY KIDS STILL
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HAVE A DADDY.
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>> BAM, YOU DOPE!
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>> Bubblegum: PARTY TONIGHT IN
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THE CANDY KINGDOM!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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HEY, WHERE'S FINN?
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>> Finn: HI.
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>> Bubblegum: OKAY.
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Y'ALL BRING FOOD AND BEVS.
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FINN, YOU MAKE THE GUAC, ALL
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RIGHT?
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>> Finn: I'LL THE GUAAAAAAAAC.
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>> FINN!
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FINN!
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>> Finn: YO!
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WHAT'S UP, A.P.T. DUBS-Y?
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>> WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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>> Finn: DUDE, I DON'T KNOW.
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PROBABLY NOT GO BACK IN THE
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BASEMENT.
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YOU'RE SO BIG'UNS.
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YOU SHOULD BE FREE, BOY.
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>> FREE TO DO WHAT?
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I NEED PSYCHIC COMMANDS.
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>> Finn: CAN YOU HELP ME DICE
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TOMATOES FOR THIS GUAC?
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>> NO.
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>> Finn: YOU SEE, MAN, I FEEL
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WEIRD GIVING YOU ORDERS.
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YOU SHOULD JUST DO YOUR OWN
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THING.
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REALIZE YOUR POTENTIAL.
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>> BUT THIS IS WHAT I AM -- A
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WAR MACHINE WHO SERVES ITS
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MASTER.
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>> Finn: NO, MAN.
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YOU'RE MORE THAN THAT.
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WHOOPS.
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I SEE INTO YOUR BRAIN, REMEMBER?
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YOU'LL DO GREAT.
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JUST GO FOR IT.
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I BELIEVE IN YOU, MAN.
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OH, WORD. THANKS.
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>> MAYBE DARREN WAS RIGHT.
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THERE'S NO PLACE FOR MY ANCIENT
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WAYS.
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>> Finn: DON'T THINK LIKE THAT,
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DUDE!
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COME BACK AND SEE US WHENEVS!
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>> I'M DOING THIS FOR A REASON.
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WHAT CHOICE IS THERE?
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>> HUNGRY! HUNGRY! HUNGRY!
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>> MUST FEED BABIES.
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>> HEY!
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ELEPHANT.
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I'M MORE ANCIENT THAN YOU.
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SOMEDAY, I WILL ENGULF THE SOLAR
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SYSTEM.
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WHAT WAS AND WHAT WILL BE IS
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MEANINGLESS.
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MEANWHILE, YOU SHOULD WONDER --
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ARE YOU JUST A TWO-HEADED PILE
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OF MEAT ON A CRASH COURSE WITH
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THE COSMIC DUMP?
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OR DO YOU CONTAIN THE SOUL
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MEMORY OF A MILLION DEAD STARS?
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HOW DO YOU LIGHT A CANDLE
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WITHOUT A MATCH?
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>> HELLO?
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WHO'S THAT?
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WHY CAN'T I SEE JACK?
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>> YOU BONKED YOUR HEAD.
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YOU'RE IN A COMA.
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BUT I CAN HELP.
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>> UM, ALL RIGHT.
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ARE YOU, LIKE, POWERFUL?
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>> YES.
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I CAN FLY AND DO LASERS FROM MY
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NOSE.
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>> OKAY.
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I CAN RUN WITH THIS.
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TAKE ME TO THE CANDY KINGDOM AND
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SHOOT YOUR LASER NOSE AT IT.
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>> NO.
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I MUST DECIDE, IN THIS MOMENT,
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WHAT IS BEST.
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FOR NOW, I AM THE MATCH AND THE
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CANDLE.
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>> WHAT?
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>> I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND AND
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KEEP YOU ALIVE, UNTIL YOU REGAIN
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CONSCIOUSNESS, MAYBE.
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>> UGH, THAT PLAN SOUNDS LIKE
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DIRT!
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>> SEE THROUGH MY EYES, MAJA.
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>> AH! IT'S BRIGHT!
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WAIT!
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YOU'RE THE FLIPPIN' ELEPHANT!
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YOU LASER-NOSED ME!
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SOMEBODY HELP!
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OH, MY GLOB. SOMEBODY!
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[ CRASHING ]
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>> WELL, THIS WASN'T PART OF MY
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PLAN.
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>> HEY, MAN. I'M GONNA EAT YOU.
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>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
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♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
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FOREST ♪
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♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪