[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Together: ROAD TRIP!
>> Ice King: CHECK OUT THIS
SWEET MAKE-OUT WAGON!
LIFE-GIVING MAGUS BRO!
>> YO, YO, YO.
>> Ice King: YO, YO.
RON JAMES BRO!
>> WHAZZUP!
>> Ice King: NOT MUCH, NOT MUCH.
FINN'S OLD HAT BRO!
>> UH, NAME'S "LITTLE DUDE."
>> Ice King: SURE, SURE.
HEY, UH...
>> IT'S BEAU.
>> Ice King: BEAU BRO, RIGHT!
LEAF MAN BRO!
AND, UH...
WHO'S THIS GUY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
WE JUST PICKED HIM UP.
THAT'S THE KIND OF TRIP THIS IS
GONNA BE.
IT'S A "DESTINY WILL GUIDE US"
KIND OF THING.
>> Ice King: HOW 'BOUT WE CALL
YOU...GIUSEPPE.
>> [ FARTS ]
>> Ice King: THAT'S RIGHT,
GIUSEPPE.
>> OKAY, RON JAMES, IT'S TIME.
>> A'IGHT, LISTEN UP, BRAHS.
HERE'S THE PLAN.
>> All: OOOOH.
>> WE'RE HEADING FOR
BIG BUTT ROCK.
AT SUNDOWN, WE'LL GATHER ON THE
CHEEK'S PEAK, AND USING THE
AH-HAS, DEEP FEELS, AND WOO-WOOS
WE SCORE FROM THE JOURNEY, WE
WILL CHANT A TOTALLY ORIGINAL
SPELL, THUS FORMING AN ENTIRELY
NEW SCHOOL OF MAGIC!
KIND OF LIKE THOSE JERKY SECRET
SOCIETIES, BUT LESS JERKY.
[ BLOWS ]
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> JUST GOT ONE MORE STOP.
>> Ice King: FINN AND JAKE'S
CRIB?
THEY WON'T COME.
THEY'RE OUT OF OUR LEAGUE.
>> Finn: HEY, ABRACADANIEL'S
HERE, WITH A BUS FULL OF LAME
WIZARDS.
>> Jake: HERE WE GO.
THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA TRY TO
LURE US ON SOME DUMB TRIP.
>> HEY, WATER NYMPHS!
UH...HI.
UH...DO YOU GIRLS FEEL LIKE,
UH...GOING ON A ROAD TRIP?
>> UM...NO THANKS.
>> OKAY, BUT WHAT IF I...
[ STRAINING ]
>> EW.
>> [ PANTING ]
>> HEY, LADIES!
HELLOOO.
>> WHOA, DO YOU GUYS KNOW THIS
PERSON?
>> NO, BUT HIS EYES ARE JUST...
GORGE.
[ NYMPHS LAUGHING ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Jake: OH.
>> HERE WE GO!
>> All: WOOO!
[ BUS CLATTERS, ENGINE STOPS ]
>> Ice King: UH, WHY'D WE STOP?
>> I THINK WE RAN OUT OF GAS.
[ LOUD CLANK ]
>> AND THE WHEELS FELL OFF!
[ COWS MOOING ]
>> WELL, THIS AIN'T GOIN' THE
WAY WE PLANNED, BUT FATE HAS
DECREED THAT THIS PLACE IS JUST
WHAT WE NEED.
DRAW YOUR INSPIRATION FROM THIS
MUDDY, OLD COW PASTURE.
HERE, BROS.
WE GOT A FULL STOCK OF T.P. AND
MAGIC INK.
>> LET'S ALL WRITE DOWN ARCANE,
CRYPTIC WORDS IN UNEXPECTED NEW
COMBINATIONS AND PATTERNS.
MAYBE THE NYMPHS CAN DANCE ON
TOP OF THE BUS TO BE, LIKE, OUR
MUSES.
>> INSPIRE US, WATER NYMPHS!
>> WE DON'T WANT TO.
WE'D RATHER WRITE.
>> Ice King: I'LL DANCE IF
DANCING IS NEEDED.
♪ DOO-DOO DOO DOO-DOO ♪
♪ YAH YAH ♪
♪ DOO-DOO WAH ♪
♪ DANCE, DANCE ♪
♪ DANCIN' DANCE WRITING ♪
♪ I'M DANCE, DANCE, DANCE,
DANCIN' ♪
♪ TOP OF THE BUS, WINDOW... ♪
>> HEY, CHECK IT OUT, Y'ALL.
THE DIRTY OLD STRANGER'S
WRITING, TOO.
>> WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS?!
I OWN THIS PASTURE, SO GIT BACK
IN YOUR VEHICLE AND GIT!
>> Ice King: WE CAN'T!
OUR WHEELS FELL OFF!
[ GUN COCKS ]
>> Ice King: [ GASPS ]
BACK ON THE VEHICLE.
I'LL MAKE A SLICK ICE ROAD.
[ GUN COCKS ]
ARE YOU GONE?
I CAN'T REALLY SEE!
>> Ice King: [ GROANS ]
OH!
>> [ PANTING ]
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
>> Ice King: I RAN OUT OF JUICE.
>> CAN I TAKE OVER?
>> Ice King: YEAH, MAYBE YOU
SHOULD.
HEY, LET'S SWITCH HEADGEAR.
OOH, IT FITS!
>> [ GIGGLING ]
>> Ice King: YEAH, GIRL, LET THE
ICE MAGIC FLOW.
OH, B-BUT BE CAREFUL, OKAY?
>> WHAT?
>> Ice King: OH!
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
NOT ME.
NICE ICE ROAD.
>> THANKS.
HEY, I DON'T THINK WE'RE MOVING.
>> Ice King: UH, HOLD ON.
EVERYONE, TIME TO PUSH THE BUS!
>> EH, I DON'T REALLY WANT TO.
>> Ice King: COME ON! DESTINY!
[ ALL GRUMBLING ]
PUSH!
[ ALL STRAINING ]
OKAY, BACK ON THE BUS!
BACK ON THE BUS!
HUH?
OOH, A CRABAPPLE TREE.
GIUSEPPE, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL
AND GRAB US SOME OF THEM
CRABAPPLES.
GET READY.
JUMP!
>> OH, NO!
GIUSEPPE CAN'T CATCH UP!
>> Ice King: WHAT?!
MAGUS OF LIFE GIVING, TAKE THE
WHEEL!
[ PANTING ]
>> UH, OKAY, BUT I AM NOT A
CONFIDENT DRIVER.
>> YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BUDDY.
>> DON'T TOUCH ME!
>> Ice King: GIUSEPPE, THROW THE
CRABAPPLES!
GIUSEPPE?
WE HAVE LOST GIUSEPPE.
MM! HMM?
WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT OLD
GIUSEPPE WROTE.
[ GASPS ]
LISTEN TO THIS, EVERYBODY!
"THESE ARE NOT MY TEAR DROPS,
DAUGHTER DEAR,
BUT JUST A SHEEN OF DEW
THAT LINGERS HERE,
PAST OTHER FIELDS
WHERE OTHER FATHERS LIE
WHO KEPT THEIR DAUGHTERS
BETTER FAR THAN I."
[ SNIFFLES ]
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> [ SNIFFLES ]
LOOKS WHO TALKING.
>> Ice King: [ SNIFFLES ]
HUH?
THIS IS TRUE ART.
[ BLOWS NOSE ]
WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU OTHER
GUYS WROTE.
LITTLE DUDE, HERE'S YOURS.
"DAYS DON'T HAVE SHADES
DIRECTIONS WITH NO WAYS
ADJUSTING MINIMUM
SCHOLARLY CURRICULUM
TO ENRICH EMPTY MINDS
IT TAKES REFRACTED SUNSHINES."
THAT IS AWESOME.
"TAKE THIS LIGHT
WITH YOUR GREAT MIGHT
FREE HEARTS THAT ARE GATED
SEEING TRUTH IN THINGS
EXAGGERATED."
AH, SOME INTERESTING SPELL
COMBOS GOING ON, GUYS.
>> ICE KING!
I SEE THE BUTT ROCK!
>> Ice King: THE HOUR OF GLORY
IS UPON US.
CAULDRON!
[ MURMURING INCANTATIONS ]
[ NYMPHS YAWN ]
>> [ MOANS ]
[ BOTH MOAN ]
>> SMELLS SO GOOD DOWN HERE!
WHAT'S COOKING?
>> Ice King: [ SNORING ]
[ GURGLES ]
AAH! AAH!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> GIRLS, WE CAN HELP.
OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE! LIFT!
[ NYMPHS STRAINING ]
OW! OW.
UM...let's get out of here.
>> Ice King: [ Weakly ] NO,
DON'T GO.
HEY, I COULD FREEZE ALL OF US.
THEN WE'D BE SAFE FROM DROWNING,
AND ONCE SOMEONE DISCOVERS OUR
PRESERVED BODIES, WE'LL BE
SAVED!
BE LIKE 200 YEARS, TOPS!
[ ALL GRUMBLE ]
>> OH! LET ME TRY THIS!
MOMMY!
>> OH, GROG! I CAN'T SWIM!
AAH! OH, GLOB!
>> YMMOM!
>> SOMEBODY!
[ BUS CLANKS ]
>> SORRY.
>> I WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T COME
TO THIS -- MY "LAST RESORT"
POSHE, OBTAINED FROM A MAD YOGI
IN THE MYSTERY MOUNTAINS.
IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT IT
DOES.
BA-BAM!
>> NICE AND SLOW.
OOH, GENT-- OH!
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OH, I'M FLYING!
>> Ice King: YOINK.
TAKE MY HEAD AWAY FROM HERE,
BABY!
[ GULPS ]
NO!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> MAYBE THIS IS A TEST FROM
DESTINY, GUYS!
IF WE ALL JUST SURRENDER TO
THESE EVENTS, THE ANSWER WILL
REVEAL ITSELF.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ Shakily ] WHOA.
>> WHA?
HEY, IT'S GIUSEPPE!
>> Ice King: GIUSEPPE, HOW HAVE
YOU DONE THIS?
>> All: WHOA.
>> WHAT WAS HE?
>> Ice King: I DON'T KNOW,
ABRACADANIEL, BUT I THINK HE WAS
TRYING TO SHOW US SOMETHING --
SOMETHING NEW.
>> Together: SPLOO!
JICKA HAKA BOOGY NOONA HUBBA
GUBBA -- SECRET WIZARD
HANDSHAKE!
>> LATER, CHINCHIZERD.
>> BYE, BERDZERD.
SEE YOU AT THE SECRET THING
TONIGHT!
LOSER.
>> Ice King: GIUSEPPE.
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪