[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ] >> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
WE ARE DELIGHTED TO HOST THIS
YEAR'S PRINCESS DAY HERE IN
BREAKFAST KINGDOM.
PLEASE ENJOY THE CONTINENTAL
BREAKFAST EXPERTLY PREPARED BY
OUR VERY OWN BREAKFAST CHEFS.
NOW ON TO MORE PRESSING MATTERS.
BRIGANDS HAVE BEEN ATTACKING OUR
WESTERN SEAPORTS, DOZENS OF
UNREGISTERED PRINCESSES ROAM THE
LAND, AND TRADE DEFICITS ARE AT
AN ALL-TIME HIGH!
HISTORICALLY, BREAKFAST KINGDOM
HAS TRADED ONE SACK OF SUGAR A
MONTH TO SLIME KINGDOM IN
EXCHANGE FOR FOUR EGGS, BUT EGG
PRODUCTION HAS PLUMMETED!
>> I CAN'T JUST POP OUT EGGS ON
COMMAND.
I'M AN ARTISAN!
>> YOU HAVE AN EGG IN YOU RIGHT
NOW.
>> [ GASPS ]
HOW DARE YOU?
>> YEAH, AND WHAT ABOUT THAT
PEANUT JUICE, PEANUT PRINCESS?
MY BODY NEEDS JUICE!
>> I'M NOT GIVING OUT A SINGLE
DROP OF NUT BUTTER, NOT UNTIL
RAGGEDY PRINCESS PAYS ME!
>> FINE! TAKE IT!
TAKE ALL MY SOCKS!
>> YOU STILL OWE ME A PAIR OF
JORTS!
>> AND, HEY, WHAT ABOUT MY
TUQUE?!
>> [ GROANING ]
[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]
AAAH!
[ ARGUING STOPS ]
YOU GUYS, I'M BORED OUT OF MY
FACE!
I MAKE A MOTION TO STOP TALKING
ABOUT DUMB STUFF THAT'S LAME!
>> OH, LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS, I'M
AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO BE PATIENT
WITH US AND OUR PETTY DISPUTES.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE ACHIEVED THE
SELF-SUFFICIENCY THAT I ASSUME
YOU HAVE IN YOUR KINGDOM.
[ GASPS ] OH, WAIT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU DON'T HAVE A KINGDOM!
YOU LIVE IN A BOX IN THE WOODS.
>> IT'S NOT A BOX.
IT'S A ROTTING LOG.
>> [ SCOFFS ]
SORRY, LSP, BUT THE CHAIR ONLY
RECOGNIZES REAL PRINCESSES, NOT
BUMS.
>> WHAT?!
I'M LIKE A COOL HIPPIE.
>> WHATEVER, FREELOADER.
IF YOU WERE INVITED TO
PRINCESS DAY, IT MUST HAVE BEEN
A MISTAKE OR AS A JOKE.
AM I RIGHT, GIRLS?
>> OHH!
>> THE JOKE'S ON YOU BECAUSE I
WASN'T INVITED.
I'M CRASHING!
AND I ALREADY ATE A BUNCH OF
YOUR FOOD!
WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT,
PRINCESS EGG BREATH?
>> All: OOH!
>> [ GROANS ]
>> THAT'S TRUE.
SHE DOES HAVE EGG BREATH.
>> OKAY, YOU'VE WASTED ENOUGH OF
OUR TIME.
GUARDS, TAKE THIS PAMPLEMOUSSE
OUT OF MY SIGHT.
>> [ GASPS ]
YOU DIDN'T!
DON'T TOUCH ME!
[ GOBBLE! ]
[ GULP! ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> HMM.
>> OKAY.
NOW THAT THE WANNABE'S GONE,
LET'S GET BACK TO PRINCESS
BUSINESS.
O-OH, NO, N-NOT YOU,
PRINCESS BUSINESS.
UH, PRINCESS BUSINESS.
NO. SOUNDS THE SAME. I'M SORRY.
>> HEY, YOU WANT TO DITCH THIS
JAZZ?
>> Bubblegum: I'D LOVE TO, BUT
I'M REALLY INVESTED IN THIS
CROSSWORD PUZZLE.
>> FIGS.
>> Bubblegum: HMM.
>> LSP, WAIT UP!
WHOA.
>> [ MUTTERING ]
LOUSY BREAKFAST PRINCESS.
PAMPLEMOUSSE.
WHAT IS THAT, EVEN?
>> YO, LSP.
SICK TAG.
>> OH. THANKS?
>> YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOUR VIBE,
DUDE.
YOU DON'T TAKE ANYONE'S SASS.
>> YEAH, ESPECIALLY NOT FROM
THAT GROSS PILE OF GREASY HASH!
SHE LUMPIN' HUMILIATED ME!
>> LISTEN, LET'S GET EVEN.
TEACH OLD GREASY LOCKS A LESSON.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> YOU'RE BAD.
AND I LIKE IT.
THIS PLACE IS HUGE!
>> ♪ THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE
BUTTER, BACON, SAUSAGE, AND
JUICE ♪
>> ♪ GONNA MESS WITH
BREAKFAST PRINCESS 'CAUSE SHE
CALLED ME PAMPLEMOUSSE ♪
>> "YOBO, PEEBOCHEEKS.
JUST KICKING DOWN THE TOWN WITH
LSP-BOOS.
SHE IS ACTING SOOO BAD."
>> "HA.
JUST DON'T LET HER GET OUT OF
CONTROL."
>> "TOO LATE.
LSP IS REALLY DOING IT UP RIGHT
NOW, AND I'M JUST FEEDING THE
FLAMES."
>> "NOOOOO," EXCLAMATION POINT,
EXCLAMATION POINT, EXCLAMATION
POINT!
>> LOOK. THERE.
BREAKFAST PRINCESS' ROOM.
>> HOW YOU WANT TO GET PAST THE
MAPLE MAN?
>> I'LL SHOW YOU, HON.
OOH! AHH!
HEY, THERE.
YEAH, LOOK OVER HERE.
>> WHAT?
[ GROANS ]
>> NICE DISTRACTION.
>> Both: RIGHT ON.
>> BLAH!
UGH. I CAN'T DIGEST SYRUP.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
THAT'S FOR POISONING MY GIRL!
>> STOP!
OKAY, JUST ONE MORE TIME.
>> [ GRUNTING ]
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BAD.
BAD PEOPLE DON'T STOP.
>> LET'S DON'T STOP INSIDE.
>> Both: P-P-P-PAYBACK!
>> UH...ALL HER CLOTHES ARE
STICKY.
>> AND HER TASTE IN MUSIC IS
TERRIBLE.
[ LAUGHS ]
CHECK IT OUT.
I HATE THIS ALBUM, BUT I'M
TAKING IT ANYWAY.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S MESSED UP!
[ GOBBLE! ]
[ Garbled ] THIS'LL TEACH
BREAKFAST PRINCESS.
>> HUH?!
JERRY!
WHO DID THIS TO YOU, JERRY?!
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY GOT
PAST ME.
[ DOOR CREAKING ]
>> [ GASPS ] WE'RE BUSTED.
TURN INVISIBLE!
>> I CAN'T.
>> WELL, HIDE, THEN!
>> UH...HIDE WHERE?
>> I KNOW SOMEBODY'S IN HERE.
I-I HEARD SOMEONE SAY "WHERE."
GETTING CLOSE NOW.
NO SIGN OF THE INTRUD...ER.
AAAH! MY EYES!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> OHHH.
[ THUD ]
[ MOANING ]
OH, IT SMELLS LIKE GRAPEFRUIT.
>> Both: YEAH!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> WHEN I RECOVER MY SIGHT, I'M
GOING TO IMPRISON YOU, YOU
GIGGLING GIRLS!
AAH!
[ GROWLS ]
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> I GOT THIS.
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I DON'T SEE THEM.
>> Both: HEY.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> [ SHRIEKING ]
>> WAAAAH!
[ THUD ]
>> OH, GLOB.
>> [ MOANING ]
>> Both: HE'S OKAY!
>> OTHER JERRY, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Both: YEAH!
>> OKAY, LET'S TAKE A
LUNCH BREAK, EVERYBODY.
OH, WHEN I SAY LUNCH, I, OF
COURSE, MEAN BREAKFAST.
>> YOUR HIGHNESS.
THERE ARE VANDALS RUINING THE
CASTLE.
THEY ARE BAD.
>> OKAY. I'LL HANDLE IT.
FELLOW PRINCESSES, I GOT TO DEAL
WITH MATTERS OF STATE.
MY LITTLE SISTER,
STRUDEL PRINCESS, WILL TAKE OVER
FOR ME.
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
EAT THE BERRIES!
DIP THEM IN THE SYRUP.
RUP, RUP!
WANT ME TO SHOW YOU HOW?
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> Both: WHOO!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> A SQUIRREL TAUGHT ME HOW TO
DO THAT.
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
>> STOP RIGHT THE--
[ THUD! ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> WHAT WAS THAT?!
OH, GLOB. OH, GLOB.
OH, GLOB, OH, GLOB, OH, GLOB!
EVERYONE WILL KNOW IT WAS ME!
I CAN'T GO TO JAIL!
I'M TOO PRETTY!
[ CRIES ]
OH, I'M SORRY, MOM...AND DADDY!
AAH!
>> HEY! CALM YOUR LUMPS.
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> [ MOANS ]
>> IT'S OKAY! SHE'S JUST DAZED.
I'LL HANDLE IT.
COME ON.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ CD PLAYER WHIRS ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> IT'LL BE FINE, DUDE.
GIRLS LIKE US JUST GOT TO STICK
TOGETHER.
>> BREAKFAST PRINCESS, YOU
SHOULD PAY ATTENTION WHEN
SOMEBODY COOL IS TRYING TO TALK.
>> LSP, IS THAT YOU?
>> OH. GLOB, NO. NOT EVEN.
>> [ SCOFFS ] WHAT'S THIS FOR?
>> FOR DIGGING.
NOW START BUILDING A-A SAND
CASTLE.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
DON'T STOP DIGGING OR WE'LL
KNOW!
>> Both: WHOO!
>> YEAH!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT WAS TOTALLY FUN BEING BAD
WITH YOU, MARCY.
>> [ Chuckling ] YEAH, THAT WAS
PRETTY RAD.
>> DO YOU THINK, LIKE, DOING ALL
THAT BAD STUFF MAKES US...LIKE,
BAD PEOPLE?
>> UH...PROBABLY NOT.
I DON'T THINK THERE ARE BAD
PEOPLE.
>> HMM.
>> I THINK GOOD PEOPLE DO BAD
STUFF SOMETIMES, AND...OH...AND
THAT'S BAD.
BUT IF YOU ONLY DO IT ONCE, IT'S
JUST A MISTAKE, AND...THAT'S NOT
BAD.
I THINK.
>> [ LAUGHS ] WORD.
>> BUT...I MEAN [SIGHS] I DO
THINK IT WAS WRONG TO STEAL THIS
CD.
>> YEAH, I FEEL KIND OF BAD
ABOUT THAT.
[ CD PLAYER WHIRS ]
>> WE SHOULD PROBABLY MAIL IT
BACK TO HER.
>> YEAH! GOOD CALL.
I-- OH, MY GLOB!
AAAH!
>> AAAH!
>> AAH-AAH!
>> Both: POW!
>> COULDN'T GET UP FROM THE BED.
I WAS LAZY, AND THAT'S WHY I
CAN'T HAVE FROSTING ANYMORE.
OKAY, SO DOES EVERYBODY HAVE
WHAT THEY WANT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> WAIT, I THINK I'M READY TO
POP IT.
[ GRUNTING ]
HA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HAPPY PRINCESS DAY!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪
This party is so crazy!