[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ] [ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ] >> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪ ♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪ ♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ] >> Both: [ Chanting ] BIRTHDAY!
BIRTHDAY!
BIRTHDAY! BIRTHDAY!
BIRTHDAY!
>> Finn: YEAH!
>> YAY!
>> Finn: NICE JOB, MR. BIRTHDAY BOY!
>> Jake: THANKS.
>> Finn: MAN, YOU ARE LIKE ANOTHER YEAR OLDER, BUT YOU LOOK
GOOD -- LIKE, SUPER GOOD.
>> Jake: YUP. MOM AND DAD PASSED DOWN SOME PRETTY GOOD GENES.
>> Finn: OH, YEAH, MOM AND DAD.
HEY, DID MOM AND DAD TELL YOU ANY STORIES ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE
BORN?
>> YAY!
BIRTHDAY STORY TIME, PLEASE.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY
OTHER DAY...
[ CREAK! SLOOP! ] >> THERE, THERE, BABY.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE A FIGHTER, JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
[ WHOOSH! ] [ PLONG-G-G-G! ]
YES!
BARREL ROLL.
UGH!
GUH.
[ WHOOSH! ] >> STEAK BREAK.
>> LET'S GET STARTED.
>> THESE STEAKS ARE TOUGH AND STRINGY...LIKE YOU.
>> [ Laughing ] OH, GOOD ONE, DEAR.
HEY, AFTER DINNER, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CHECK THE TICKER-TYPE FOR
NEW CASES?
>> MARGARET, YOU'RE IN A FAMILY WAY NOW.
YOU SHOULD TAKE A BACKSEAT FROM INVESTIGATIONS.
>> OH, COME ON, JOSHUA.
EVEN WITH THIS ANKLE-BITER, I'M AS QUICK AS EVER.
SURE, MY WAIST IS BIGGER, BUT THAT JUST MEANS MORE BULLETS IN
MY AMMO BELT.
>> YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT, SUGAR.
WHAT IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS?
LET'S SAY WE'RE OUT ON THE BEAT, FIGHTING SOME LOWLIFE.
HE THROWS A PUNCH.
YOU ZIG WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE ZAGGED, AND -- OOPS! -- JUNIOR
TAKES A KNOCK TO THE NOODLE, COMES OUT WITH A SHINER THE SIZE
OF A GRAPEFRUIT.
I CAN'T TAKE THAT KIND OF GUILT, AND NEITHER CAN YOU.
>> I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF JUST FINE.
AND BESIDES, THESE BABIES DON'T COME CHEAP.
WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM TO BRING IN THE BREAD.
>> YEAH, YOU GOT ME THERE.
>> NOW LET'S GET OVER TO THAT TICKER-TYPE AND LOOK FOR SOME
PERPS.
>> YOU RELAX, DEAR.
I GOT IT.
[ WHOOSH! ] HMM. LET'S GET A LOOK HERE.
"VAMPIRE GIRL SPOTTED IN THE GRASSLANDS HARASSING SHEEP AND
CATTLE."
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.
"SMALL FIRE GOBLIN BURNS DOWN CANDY KINGDOM FOREST."
>> HEY, THAT SOUNDS FUN.
LET'S DO THAT.
>> WAIT. WAIT.
HERE'S ONE -- "WOMAN'S PIES GO MISSING IN BUCOLIC COUNTRYSIDE,
WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS" -- THE PERFECT CASE FOR MY PREGNANT
WIFE!
>> WHAT?
>> NOW LET'S GET AN EGG IN OUR SHOE AND BEAT IT.
>> ♪ OH-OH ♪ ♪ OH-OH ♪
[ BRAKES SQUEAL ] [ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> YES? HELLO?
>> AFTERNOON, MRS. TREE TRUNKS.
WE'RE JOSHUA AND MARGARET OF JOSHUA AND MARGARET
INVESTIGATIONS.
AND THIS IS OUR BOY.
WE'RE RESPONDING TO A WIRE ABOUT MISSING PIES.
>> OH, YES.
A -- A -- A MONSTER'S BEEN STEALING MY PIES OFF OF THE
WINDOWSILL.
>> A MONSTER, EH?
>> OH, YES.
YOU CAN SEE THE MONSTER TRACKS LEADING OFF INTO THE FOREST.
>> WELL, THOSE TRACKS ARE AS PHONY AS A $3 BILL.
>> THE MONSTER TRACKS ARE VERY REAL.
MY HUSBAND TOLD ME SO.
>> [ GRUNTING ] OHH!
>> WYATT!
>> AW! AW, GEEZ, YOU GOT ME.
>> WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, WYATT?
WHY'D YOU BURGLE YOUR WIFE'S PIE?
>> BECAUSE IT'S AMAZING!
OHH, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.
>> YOU COULD JUST ASK FOR SECONDS.
>> BUT I WANT THIRDS AND FOURTHS!
I WANT TO STOP WHEN I WANT TO STOP!
>> OH, WYATT.
>> [ CRYING ] OH, IT'S THE ONLY GOOD PART OF
MY DAY.
[ SOBBING ] >> WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT --
THE ONLY MONSTER HERE WAS THIS MAN'S APPETITE FOR HIS WIFE'S
PIE.
>> OH, NO.
BUT THE MONSTER IS REAL.
HE SNUCK UP AND RUBBED MY ELBOW WHILE I WAS GARDENING.
AND LEFTENANT CANDY CORN SAID IT CAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND
TOUCHED HIM ON THE CHEST.
OH!
OH, NOW I GOT MYSELF ALL SCARED.
W-WON'T YOU CHECK AROUND TO MAKE SURE NO ONE IS OUT THERE?
>> OF COURSE.
PROBABLY NOTHING MORE THAN A PEEPER.
HA! THESE COUNTRY YOKELS ARE ALL JUST SUPERSTITIOUS.
I BET YOU THAT OLD ELEPHANT SEES A MONSTER A DAY.
>> JOSHUA, LOOK -- SOMETHING WAY LARGER THAN WYATT MADE THEM.
THESE TRACKS LOOK REAL.
>> HOT CRAM!
A PEEPING MONSTER!
OH, THIS TOWN WOULD SURELY PUT UP A COLLECTION TO NAB THIS GUY.
OHH, TOO BAD YOU'RE PREGGO.
WE GOT TO PASS.
>> COME ON, JOSHUA!
>> WHAT?
>> HA HA!
>> MARGARET!
MARGARET!
WAIT FOR PAPPY!
>> [ HOOTS ] >> HMM. THE TRACKS END HERE.
[ RUSTLING ] >> [ GROWLS ]
>> [ MEOWS ] [ PURRING ]
>> HEY, HEY!
BEAT IT, UGGOS!
>> [ YOWLS, HISSES ] [ RUSTLING ]
>> THE PEEPER!
[ PANTING ] >> I'LL SHOW THAT PEEPSIE THE
PEPPER!
[ CREAK! ] [ GRUNTING ]
[ CREAK! ] JOSHUA DEAR, I'M STUCK.
>> [ GROWLING ] >> JOSHUA, THE BEAST OUTFLANKED
US!
>> [ SCREECHES ] >> GADS!
>> [ SCREECHES ] >> BOOM!
[ GRUNTING ] DO YOUR WORST, YOU MASHER.
>> JOSHUA!
[ GRUNTS ] OOH!
>> [ SNIFFING ] OOH!
[ WHMMMP! ] >> [ GASPS ]
[ SHING! ] DROP THAT DADDY!
>> [ WARBLES ] >> [ GROANS ]
>> BABYCAKES!
OH, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!
>> UH, YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
[ GROANS ] [ SMACKING LIPS ]
MMM.
AHH, GOOD LAST MEAL.
OKAY. WELL, I GOT BIT BY A MONSTER, A CREATURE OF THE
NIGHT.
WE BOTH KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT FOR ME.
[ SHING! ] JUST MAKE IT SNAPPY, DARLING.
>> DON'T. [ SNIFFLES ] DON'T BE MELODRAMATIC, JOSHUA.
I'VE BEEN DOING SOME RESEARCH.
LISTEN HERE -- I THINK IF WE CAN GET A SAMPLE OF THAT CREATURE'S
VENOM, WE CAN USE IT TO SYNTHESIZE AN ANTIDOTE.
[ THUD! ] JOSHUA?!
OH! PUDDIN' PIE!
>> UGH.
I'M FINE.
JUST GOT TO POP OUT AND FETCH THAT VENOM.
>> YOU'RE ABOUT AS FINE AS A CANARY IN A CAT MINE!
[ CLICKS ] [ ZWIP! ]
[ CREAK! ] OOF!
HEY, WHERE'S THE FIRE, KIDDO?
YOU STAY PUT.
>> [ MUMBLING ] >> SO'S I CAN KEEP TABS ON YOU.
FEEL BETTER. OVER.
[ SMOOCHES ] >> [ MUMBLING ]
[ CHUCKLES ] [ BRAKES SQUEAL ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
[ STATIC CRACKLES ] >> Come in, Margaret.
Do you read me? Over.
[ STATIC CRACKLES ] >> I'VE GOT THE PEEP PEEP'S
TRAIL.
IN PURSUIT.
[ STATIC CRACKLES ] >> You have to say, "Over," or I
think you're still talking.
Over.
>> JOSHUA, I'VE STUMBLED UPON THE BEAST'S LAIR.
JUST HANG ON, HONEY BUNNY.
OVER.
>> [ GROWLING ] [ SCREAMS ]
[ HOWLS ] [ WHOOSH! ]
>> [ GASPS ] [ WARBLE! ]
>> BLEH!
>> STAY RIGHT THERE.
[ ZWIP! ] WHAT?!
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ] [ SLOOP! ]
>> [ MEOWS ] [ HOOTS ]
>> OHH!
[ GRUNTING ] [ CREAK! ]
OOH! NOT YET.
[ GRUNTING ] [ ZWIP! ]
[ ZWIP! ZWIP! ZWIP! ZWIP! ] >> [ ROARS ]
>> COME ON, COME ON!
>> HEY!
[ RUMBLING ] >> HUP!
>> [ GROANS ] [ COOING ]
>> WHAT?
WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE, SLICK?
YOU POISON MY HUBBY, THEN PLAY THE INNOCENT?
AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS BABY PARAPHERNALIA?
WAIT A TICK.
ARE YOU A BABY?
>> UH-HUH.
>> OH, NO!
I MUST'VE SCARED THE DICKENS OUT OF YOU!
>> [ IMITATING BABY COOING ] >> THERE, THERE, BABY.
I'M SO SORRY...
[ TING! TING! ] ...FOR THIS!
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
[ CREAK! ] [ ZWIP! ]
>> [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ] [ PULSING ]
[ ZWIP! ZWIP! ] [ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]
>> JOSHUA, I GOT THE VENOM!
OHHHHHH!
[ CREAK! ] UH-OH, THIS BABY BUSINESS IS
GETTING SERIOUS!
[ BREATHING SHARPLY ] OHH, OHH.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] JOSHUA!
OHH! OHH!
OHHHHH!
[ BREATHING SHARPLY ] >> [ GROANS ]
MARGARET, STAY AWAY.
SOMETHING'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN!
>> SOMETHING'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN WITH ME, TOO!
>> AAAAAH!
>> OHHH!
>> MARGARET!
AAAAH!
>> OHHHHH!
[ SPLAT! ] [ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> SHINE THE LIGHT, DEAR.
YOWZERS!
>> Jake: ♪ HELLO, DADDY ♪ ♪ HELLO, MOMMY ♪
♪ IT'S SO NICE TO BE HERE WITH YOU NOW ♪
[ SNORING ] >> OHHHH!
>> BOY, JAKE LEFT A SCAR ON MY HEAD THE SIZE OF A NICKEL.
I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A HAT NOW, MARGARET.
>> WELL, I THINK YOU'LL LOOK GOOD IN ONE.
ARE YOU SURE HAVING HIM NEXT TO JERMAINE IS SAFE?
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE IS.
>> Jake: [ SMACKS LIPS ] >> OF COURSE WE DO, DEAR --
HE'S OUR BOY.
>> THAT HE IS.
>> YES, WE'VE GOT ONE BOY THAT I GAVE BIRTH TO, AND ONE BOY YOU
GAVE BIRTH TO.
LET'S NEVER TELL HIM HOW IT HAPPENED.
>> AGREED.
>> Jake: AND SO THEY NEVER TOLD ME.
>> Finn: NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT?
>> Jake: I DON'T KNOW.
THEY NEVER TOLD ME. HA!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪ ♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪ ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪