[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE’LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT’S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Jake: [ SNIFFS ]
BLEGH!
YOUR TOOTH LOOKS BAD, DUDE!
SMELLS LIKE A GARDEN SHED IN
HERE.
>> Finn: [ GROANS ]
>> Jake: FINN, I THINK YOU HAVE
TO GO DENTIST.
>> Finn: I CAN’T GO DENTIST,
JAKE!
YOU GOT TO TAKE CARE OF IT!
>> Jake: [ SIGHS ]
JUST GO DENTIST, DUDE.
OKAY.
EASY DOES IT.
>> Finn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Jake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ BOTH SCREAMING LOUDLY ]
>> Finn: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Jake: THIS IS SO BAD.
WHAT DID PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM SAY
WHEN YOU SHOWED HER?
>> Finn: AHHHHH!
>> Bubblegum: HMM...
FINN, THIS IS LITERALLY SERIOUS.
YOU HAVE TO GO DENTIST.
>> Finn: NOOOOOOOOOO!
>> Jake: DUDE! YOU! GOT! TO! GO!
DENTIST!
>> Finn: BLEGH!
NOOOO!
Finn: I’M TOO STRONG FOR THE
WORLD!
I DON’T WANT TO GO DENTIST,
JAKE.
THEY PUT YOU IN A HOLE FILLED
WITH SNAKES AND ROTTEN BUTTER,
AND THEY LEAVE YOU THERE.
>> Jake: COME ON, MAN.
IT’S NOT THAT BAD.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
OKAY.
>> Finn: AAAH! AAH! AAH! AAAAAH!
>> Jake: RIGHT?
WUH!
>> Finn: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
UNH!
THIS ISN’T SO BAD.
MY SWORD!
WONDER WHERE --
AAH!
SOFT SAND.
ANT.
>> WELCOME TO DENTIST, CADET!
I’M LEFTENANT GAMERGATE!
[ SNIFFING ]
SNAKES AND ROTTEN BUTTER -- A
COMMON MISTAKE.
YOU WERE EXPECTED TO ARRIVE WITH
SNACKS AND A FLASHLIGHT.
EITHER WAY, YOU’RE HERE.
>> Finn: SO...DENTIST IS ANTS?
>> DENTIST IS DENTIST, CADET!
DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
>> Finn: I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY.
>> FUNNY MAN GOES DENTIST, HUH?
THE QUEEN’S OFFICE IS IN THE
ROYAL HILL.
>> Finn: HOLES...
HMM.
>> LISTEN, I WASN’T HERE WHEN
YOU CAME IN.
I’M A VERY BUSY WOMAN.
HELLO.
MY NAME IS GENERAL TARSAL.
I AM THE CURRENT QUEEN OF THIS
REGIMENT, AND PLEASE HAVE A
SEAT.
AS A FIRST-TIME RECRUIT, I’M
CONFIDENT THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU’RE DOING HERE.
>> Finn: MY TOOTH HURTS.
>> LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR
FILE.
AH, YOU’RE A FIGHTER.
YEAH, WE CAN USE A FIGHTER.
>> Finn: MY TOOTH HURTS.
>> WHAT?
OF COURSE IT DOES.
LET ME EXPLAIN.
YOU HAVE GONE DENTIST.
>> THAT MEANS THAT YOU WILL
SERVE A BRIEF TOUR OF DUTY, AND
IN EXCHANGE, WE WILL PROVIDE
FULL DENTAL REHABILITATION!
YOU WILL BE ON THE FRONT,
FIGHTING MONSTERS -- MONSTROUS
MONSTER WORMS!
>> Finn: WORMS.
>> THE WORMS ARE EMPLOYED BY...
THE FLIES.
>> Finn: WORMS.
>> WORK FOR THE FLIES.
YOU FIGHT THEM, WE’LL FIX YOUR
TEETH.
>> Finn: ME.
>> YES, YOU!
>> YOUR MISSION IS TO SECURE
THIS JUNCTION AT ALL COSTS.
UPON COMPLETION OF SERVICE, YOU
WILL BE SWORN TO ABSOLUTE
SECRECY.
THE FLIES HAVE SPIES EVERYWHERE.
FLY SPIES!
>> Finn: HEH HEH.
>> THESE WORMS ARE NO JOKE, SO
YOU’LL BE ASSIGNED A PARTNER.
UH, LET’S SEE.
CADET...
TIFFANY OILER.
>> Finn: TIFFANY?!
>> TIFFANY!
FINN, I’M GONNA KILL YOU!
>> Finn: THAT GUY WANTS TO
KILL ME!
>> TOUGH NUTS.
THAT’S DENTIST.
>> CADETS, DINNER IS BEING
SERVED IN THE MESS HALL,
CENTRAL HILL, SUB-TUNNEL 8!
>> Finn: HM. DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING LESS SUGARY?
>> [ GIBBERISH ]
>> YO, FINN!
I’M GONNA KILL YOU!
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
DOING IT FOR MY TOOTH.
>> [ GROWLING ]
RUFF!
THOUGHT SO.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
HEY, UH...PARTNER...
UM, SO HOW’RE YOU DOIN’,
TIFFANY?
>> YEAH, I LOST MY TEETH EATIN’
THE BAKER’S SHARD.
IT’S A LOT OF SUGAR, RIGHT?
>> Finn: OH. DID YOU ALREADY
KNOW WHAT DENTIST IS?
>> SEE, THIS IS A GOOD EXAMPLE
OF WHY I WANT TO KILL YOU --
YOU’RE IGNORANT.
HEED MY WORDS, FINN -- AS THE
MILLER’S WHEEL FOREVER OUTRAGES
THE SEED, SO THE GOOD APPLE
BORINGLY RECEIVES HIS NEIGHBOR’S
WORM.
>> Finn: THE HEY...?
>> AND ALL THE CORN GETS
SMOOSHED TO GREASE, TO GREASE
UNDER THE MILLER’S FLIPPING
WHEEL.
YOU’RE GETTING GREASED!
>> Finn: TIFFANY, LOOK, WE GOT
TO WORK TOGETHER, RIGHT?
WHY DON’T WE LET BYGONES BE
BYGONES?
>> BYGONES?!
HA!
THAT’S YOU.
BYE-GONE!
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
DO YOU WANT MY PEACH?
>> BYE-GONE!
>> HEY!
STAND DOWN, CADETS!
RETIRE TO YOUR BUNKS!
>> TONIGHT, LIGHTS OUT.
TOMORROW, YOUR EYES OUT!
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Both: UNH!
>> Finn: WHAT THE STORK, MAN?
THIS IS MY SPECIAL SWORD.
WHY DIDN’T YOU TAKE ONE OF THOSE
ANT SWORDS THEY OFFERED YOU BACK
THERE?
>> I DON’T NEED SOME FANCY
THINGER TO KICK BUTT WHEN I’VE
GOT THESE!
YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE?
>> Finn: NO...
>> YOU WILL.
ANYWAY, I JUST KIND OF WANTED
YOUR SWORD ’CAUSE IT’S PRETTY
COOL, I GUESS.
WHATEVER.
I’LL GET IT SOON ENOUGH...
FROM OFF YOUR DEAD CORPSE, YOU
CHUMP!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
>> Finn: HEY, TIFFANY...
YOU KNOW, WE’RE REALLY NOT SO
DIFFERENT, YOU AND I.
>> BULLSTUFF.
>> Finn: WELL, WE’RE BOTH
FRIENDS WITH JAKE, AND THAT’S
SOMETHING, RIGHT?
>> I WAS FRIENDS WITH JAKE.
THEN SOME BARITONE HERB STOLE
HIM AWAY FROM ME.
>> Finn: I DIDN’T STEAL HIM.
WE’RE BROT--
>> AND WHEN THAT SNOW-WHITE
WIENER DOG IS FINALLY DEAD, JAKE
WILL BE DEVASTATED...
>> Jake: [ SOBBING ]
>> HE’LL NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY
WHINY, FINN-STYLE TEARS ON, AND
THAT SHOULDER WILL BE MINE --
TIFFANY’S!
THEN I CAN GET BUSY WITH UNDOING
YOUR CHEESY INFLUENCE, PLUS,
MORE!
WITH MY HELP, JAKE’LL BECOME THE
CRIMINAL JUGGERNAUT HE WAS
ALWAYS MEANT TO BE.
>> Jake: [ ROARING ]
>> WE WON’T JUST BE ROBBING
BANKS ANYMORE.
WE’LL BE ROBBING THE ACTUAL
BANKS.
THE WHOLE BANKS!
YOU GET IT?
WE’RE GONNA STEAL ACTUAL WHOLE
BUILDINGS.
>> Finn: YEAH, I GET IT.
>> SO DON’T TELL ME "WE’RE
NOT SO DIFFERENT," OKAY?!
WE’RE OPPOSITES, YOU AND ME.
OIL AND GOODY-GOODY SNOW-WHITE
BABY-VANILLA-BEAN MITTEN WATER!
GO, TIFFANY!
>> Finn: MAN, THAT NUT’S GONNA
TRY AND STICK ME WHILE I’M NOT
EVEN LOOKING.
DON’T EVEN STRESS IT, FINN.
YOU’RE FINN MERTENS, MAN.
YOU GOT THIS.
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
MAN, I HOPE SO.
>> FINN! GET IN HERE, QUICK!
>> Finn: THE JUNCTION.
>> THERE’S SOMETHING MOVING IN
THE WALLS.
IT WAS LIKE...
CRK BRK CRNCH CRK BRK BRMBLE!
[ RUMBLING, CRACKING ]
[ WORMS ROARING ]
>> Finn: WALLWORMS! HOLY COW!
DANG IT, TIFFANY, NOT YET!
WE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER TO BEAT
THE WORMS!
HERE THEY COME!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Finn: TIFFANY!
>> UNH!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Both: OH, SNAP! LOOK OUT!
THEY’RE COMING IN FROM THE SIDE!
>> YOU GOOD?
>> Finn: MY TOOTH HURTS.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ RUMBLING ]
>> [ ROARING ]
>> Finn: DANG! IT’S THE HEAD
WORM, AND SHE’S LIVID!
I SAY WE GET THE HECK OUT OF
H-E-E-E-E-ERE!
>> FINN!
>> Finn: TIFFANY, QUICK!
PULL ME UP!
QUICK, TIFFANY! I’M SLIPPING!
DANG IT, TIFFANY!
WEREN’T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
WE’RE TWO PEAS IN A POD!
WE’RE NOT OIL AND WATER.
WE’RE OIL AND VINEGAR.
IT’S GOOD, MAN.
IT’S YUMMY!
>> MM...
>> Finn: IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!
>> [ SIGHS ]
YOU’RE RIGHT, FINN.
I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT.
BUT I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO SAVE
YOU, EITHER.
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING?
>> Finn: SORRY.
I DIDN’T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID.
I WAS JUST GONNA LET IT SLIDE.
>> LOOK, YOU’RE -- YOU’RE ON
YOUR OWN.
I’M SORRY.
CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP, I GUESS.
>> Finn: TIFFANY?
TIFFA-- N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> UNH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> WHOA! EASY, SON.
DON’T TRY TO SPEAK.
YOUR MOUTH IS FULL OF ANTS.
>> Finn: HUH?
>> IT’S OKAY.
WE JUST FINISHED UP.
>> Finn: AH.
WHAT HAPPENED DOWN THERE?
WHERE’S TIFFANY?
>> WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, THE
WORM QUEEN WAS DEFEATED --
CHOKED TO DEATH ON SOME FOREIGN
OBJECT -- PRESUMABLY
CADET TIFFANY, WHO IS MISSING IN
ACTION, WHICH IS THE BAD NEWS.
>> Finn: TIFFANY...
>> BUT WE DIDN’T HAVE TO FIX HIS
TEETH, WHICH IS NICE NEWS...
BUT WE DID HAVE TO FIX YOUR
TEETH, WHICH IS OKAY NEWS.
>> Finn: HUH HUH.
’EYYY!
>> SO, ON BEHALF OF THE ANT
NATION, I’D LIKE TO THANK YOU
FOR YOUR SERVICE, WHICH IS NOW
CONCLUDED.
AS SOON AS YOU’RE READY, WE’LL
GET YOU STUFFED BACK UP THAT
WELL WITH ALL THE SNAKES AND
BUTTER.
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
HOLY COW.
>> All: HOORAY!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> Bubblegum: WELCOME HOME,
FINN.
>> Jake: YEAH.
WELCOME HOME, BUDDY.
>> Finn: THANKS, YOU GUYS!
MAN, YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE IT.
DENTIST IS ACTUALLY--
>> Bubblegum: EH-EH-EH!
>> Finn: IT WAS CRAZY.
TIFFANY WAS THERE--
>> HEY, DEH-DEH-DEH!
>> Finn: WAIT. YOU ALL KNEW?
WHAT THE HECK?
WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL --
>> Jake: EH-EH-EH!
[ FLY BUZZING ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪