[ ALL CHEERING ] >> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪ ♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪ ♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING, ANIMALS CALLING ]
[ FIRE CRACKLING ] >> Finn: JAKE.
SO, I JUST HAD THIS WEIRD THOUGHT.
>> Jake: WELL, THAT'S NORMAL.
PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE WEIRD THOUGHTS AROUND CAMPFIRES.
>> Finn: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
ISN'T IT SORT OF STRANGE THAT WE KEEP PETS?
WE KIND OF MAKE THEM WORSHIP US.
>> Jake: WHAT? NAH.
>> Finn: NO, SERIOUSLY.
THINK ABOUT IT.
WE'RE THEIR ONLY SOURCE OF FOOD AND WATER AND, LIKE, TUMMY RUBS.
THEY BASICALLY HAVE TO LOVE US.
>> Jake: WHAT'S WRONG WITH TUMMY RUBS?
>> Finn: YEAH, TUMMY RUBS ARE PRETTY GREAT.
[ SIGHS ] THAT ONE STAR IS SO CRAZY.
LOOK LIKE IT'S VIBRATING.
IT'S SO COOL.
WONDER WHAT IT IS. A PLANET?
DO PEOPLE LIVE THERE?
ARE THEY FRIENDLY?
DO THEY KEEP PETS?
>> Jake: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
THAT'S A LITTLE TOO MUCH CAMPFIRE.
TIME FOR BED.
[ WARBLING ] [ WARBLING ]
[ FOOSH! ] [ MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Finn: WHOA.
HOLY...
OH, DANG.
[ WARBLING ] [ GIGGLES ]
UH...OKAY.
MAN, THIS IS SCREWY.
MAYBE IT'S THE CAN OF BEANS WE HAD FOR DINNER.
LOOKS, UH...HOMEY.
WHU-OH.
[ SCREAMS ] OH, RIGHT.
>> MM. BOOBAFINA.
UH, JUST PAY ME BACK WHEN YOU CAN.
>> Finn: AWW!
>> HELLO.
>> Finn: HUH?!
OH, HEY! YOU CAN SEE ME?
>> SEE YOU...
BUT IF I DIDN'T SEE YOU...
WAIT.
WHAT DID YOU ORIGINALLY ASK ME?
>> Finn: AW, FORGET IT.
IT'S COOL.
>> DO YOU...WANT A DRINK OR SOMETHING?
THINK I ONLY HAVE WATER, ANYWAY.
>> Finn: WHOOP! HERE I GO.
BYE.
>> OH. THAT WAS SORT OF RUDE.
I HOPE HE COMES BACK.
>> Finn: THAT GUY SEEMED LONELY.
NOT A LOT OF OTHER FOXES UP AT THIS HOUR.
GUESS YOU GET A LOT OF WORK DONE, THOUGH.
[ CHILDREN LAUGHING, JUMPING ] >> QUITTIN' TIME.
[ GRUNTS ] YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME, BUT
YOU -- [ CHUCKLES ] YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.
>> Finn: BOUNCE HOUSE PRINCESS.
>> [ HUMMING PLEASANTLY ] >> Finn: I DIDN'T KNOW B.H.P.
LIVED IN A CAVE.
>> [ GRUNTS ] >> Finn: HEY, THIS PLACE IS
PRETTY NICE.
>> [ HUMMING PLEASANTLY ] >> Finn: WHOA.
>> 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50!
51, 52 -- [ DOOR OPENS ]
>> [ GASPS ] WHO'S THERE?
>> [ MURMURING ] >> [ GASPS ]
OH, OH! OH, MY GLOB!
OH, MY GLOB!
OH, MY GLOB, OH, MY GLOB, OH, MY GLOB!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ] [ GRUNTS ]
[ PANTING ] SIX, FOUR, THREE, TWO.
[ ALARM BLARING ] [ WHIMPERING ]
>> Finn: DUDE, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
>> [ MUTTERS, LAUGHS ] >> EVERYTHING'S OKAY NOW.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] [ GOBBLES ]
>> Finn: AW, GEEZ.
POOR BOUNCE HOUSE PRINCESS.
>> [ GASPS ] >> Finn: HUH?
>> [ WHIMPERING ] [ SIGHING HAPPILY ]
[ KEYPAD BEEPS ] >> [ MUTTERING HAPPILY ]
>> [ SOBBING ] BOUNCE HOUSE PRINCESS, YOU
LISTEN TO ME.
ARE YOU GONNA SHUT YOURSELF OFF FROM OTHER PEOPLE FOREVER?
I MEAN, HE OR SHE COULD BE REALLY NICE AND --
>> [ MUTTERING HAPPILY ] >> OKAY.
M-MAYBE IF I JUST STAY VERY STILL IT'LL JUST -- IT'LL JUST
GO AWAY.
[ POP! ] >> Finn: GOSH.
I HOPE B.H.P.'s OKAY.
FEEL BAD FOR JUST SPLITTIN' LIKE THAT.
MAYBE THEY SORTED IT OUT.
THEY COULD HAVE STUFF IN COMMON.
YOU NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU SPEAK TO THE PERSON.
[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ] OH, HEY, CLOUD KINGDOM.
[ MUSIC CONTINUES, INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
WHAT THE...
ICE KING?
[ CROWD CHEERS, LAUGHTER ] >> Ice King: YEAH, I GUESS
THERE'S SOME COOL PEOPLE HERE.
MUSIC'S A LITTLE LOUD, BUT THE PUNCH IS TOP-DRAWER.
>> MM-HMM.
>> Ice King: HEY, YOU SHOULD COME TO ONE OF MY PARTIES
SOMETIME.
I'M FRIENDS WITH SOME PRETTY COOL PEOPLE, TOO, YOU KNOW?
>> UH-HUH. WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS?
>> Ice King: OH, UH, LIKE THAT GUY FINN?
>> FINN?
>> Ice King: YEAH, FINN AND I ARE PRETTY TIGHT.
>> Finn: [ GASPS ] [ GROWLS ]
>> HMM.
>> OH, HI. ARE YOU THE ICE DUDE?
>> Ice King: THAT'S ME -- ICE DUDE.
SAY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE INSIDE OF AN ICE-BEAR CAVE?
>> DID YOU SAY YOU KNOW FINN THE HUMAN?
>> [ Chuckling ] HEY, BUDDY!
BUDDY, CARE TO FRESHEN ME UP?
>> Ice King: YEAH, YEAH, NOW SCRAM.
>> HEY, IS FINN SEEING ANYONE RIGHT NOW?
COULD YOU INTRODUCE US?
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GLOB, IS HE HERE NOW?
>> Ice King: SO I GUESS YOU'RE MORE INTO THE LITTLE-BROTHER
TYPE, HUH?
>> HEY, LAUREN.
I HEARD YOUR GRANDPA'S GIVING OUT ICE.
[ GUFFAWS ] >> Ice King: [ ROARS ]
ICE?! I'LL GIVE YOU ICE!
AH, LOOKS LIKE I PUT THIS PARTY "ON ICE."
NO WAIT.
"YOU WANT ICE?
YOU -- OH, YOU GOT ICED."
ANYWAY.
AI!
AW, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, LAUREN.
AW, THIS PARTY WAS WEAK ANYWAY.
>> Finn: POOR SIMON.
POOR SIMON, I GUESS?
POOR SIMON, SORT OF?
IT'S LIKE SOME PART OF HIM WANTS TO BE A SAD WONG LORD.
BUT WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THAT?
IS THERE SOME INCENTIVE?
[ FOLK GUITAR PLAYS ] WHAT THE...
>> ♪ WHAT CAN I DO? ♪ ♪ TIME WILL UNBIND OUR MEMORY
GLUE ♪ ♪ AND I'LL BE AS NOBODY-ISH AS
ALL OF YOU ♪ ♪ SO DON'T CARE ABOUT A THING
NOW ♪ ♪ LIKE A TRASH BAG WHEN IT'S
WINDY OUT ♪ ♪ LIKE A BUTT THAT HAS A FACE ♪
♪ DUTCH BOXING UP THE PALACE ♪ ♪ YEAH, GIRL, IT STI-I--I-NKS ♪
♪ DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO ♪ >> Finn: SHEESH.
I WONDER IF BEING A SAD LONER GIVES YOU MORE RAW MATERIALS TO
FORM SONG IDEAS.
IS THAT WHERE CREATIVITY COMES FROM?
FROM SAD BIZ?
I AM SO HIGH UP NOW.
I'M SO HIGH UP THERE IS NO HIGH UP.
IT'S ALL JUST...
WHOA. WHAT THE...
WHOA!
SPACE LARDS! AW, MAN.
JAKE WOULD BE FLIPPING OUT, TRYING TO GET THAT SUPER-RARE
MILK.
MAKE A SICK FLAN WITH THAT MILK.
OH, WELL.
[ WHIR! ] WHOA. WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU CAN'T SEE ME, RIGHT?
[ WARBLE! ] WHOOOOOOOA!
[ GASPS ] I'M IN THE MOTHER LARD!
[ WHIR! ] WHAT?
SPACE BIRTH.
WHOA-KAY. HERE WE GO.
WHOA!
BYE, GUYS.
WELL, THAT WAS CREATIVE, AND IT WASN'T SAD, EITHER.
SO MAYBE BIRTH IS THE GREATEST CREATIVE STATEMENT IN ALL THE
UNIVERSE.
HEY, BABY.
YOU GONNA GIVE ME A BOOST?
[ ALL HOWL ] [ UP-TEMPO, SPACEY MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHOA!
[ ALL HOWL ] WHOO-HOO!
HERE COMES MARS.
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, THOUGH?
[ SPACESHIPS WARBLING ] EVERYBODY'S LEAVING.
>> [ Robotically ] FIRE DEFENSE MISSILES.
>> MISSILES AWAY.
IMPACT WITH CATALYST COMET IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE...
>> YES.
DO YOU THINK IT WORKED, STARMAN?
>> UH, YEAH, PROBABLY, RIGHT?
SHOOT! NO EFFECT!
IT'S STILL COMING RIGHT AT US!
>> WAS THAT ALL OF OUR MISSILES?
>> UH, YEAH.
I'M SURPRISED WE EVEN HAD THOSE ONES.
LIKE, WHO WOULD WE SHOOT A MISSILE AT?
WHO WOULD WE SHOOT AT?
>> I'M THINKING, STARMAN.
>> WHOOPS.
>> GROB, ASSESSMENT.
>> [ Robotically ] WE'RE SUNK, BRO.
THIS WHOLE PLACE IS GONNA BE A STINKING, MOLTEN DUMP IN A
MINUTE.
>> IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
EVERY 1,000 YEARS, THE CATALYST COMET MYSTERIOUSLY
REINCARNATES ITSELF AND COLLIDES WITH EARTH, BRINGING WITH IT AN
AGENT OF CHANGE, BUT THE COMET'S NEVER BEEN SO OFF SCHEDULE, AND
IT'S NEVER FREAKING HIT MARS.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, FINN THE HUMAN?
>> Finn: WHAT? WHO? ME?
YOU CAN SEE ME, TOO?
>> YES. I AM GLOB.
>> Finn: OH, YEAH.
HEY, DO YOU EVER SAY, "OH, MY GLOB"?
>> NO, BUT SOMETIMES GOB DOES.
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ] >> YOU'RE DREAMING SO FAR FROM
HOME.
IT MUST BE COMET-RELATED.
>> Finn: YEAH.
BUT I GOT A QUESTION.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> Finn: WELL, IF JUST BEING BORN IS THE GREATEST ACT OF
CREATION, THEN WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO AFTER THAT?
ISN'T EVERYTHING THAT COMES NEXT SORT OF A DISAPPOINTMENT --
SLOWLY ENTROPYING UNTIL WE DEFLATE INTO A PILE OF MUSH?
>> WELL, IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO HAVE CREATED SOMETHING AMAZING,
RIGHT?
WHAT IF I JUST LET MY MARTIAN SUPER-SOCIETY GO TO BUTT?
>> Finn: BUT WHAT'S IT WORTH IF WE ALL GONNA GET BLOWED UP RIGHT
NOW?
>> WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> [ WAILING ROBOTICALLY ] >> Finn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
[ GASPS ] OH, MY BLOOD!
>> Finn: WHAT IS IT, BOY?
>> Finn: GLOB IS DEAD.
>> HELLO, STARMAN.
THIS IS EVACUATION MAN.
WHAT'S THE SITCH?
CAN WE GO BACK YET?
>> YES.
GOB/GLOB/GROD/GROB DIVERTED THE COMET.
IT'S BACK ON ITS NORMAL PATH TO EARTH.
>> AND...WHAT ABOUT THE G-MAN?
>> NO SIGN OF GLOB.
>> AAAAAAAAAAAHH!
COMPUTER! WHAT DID WE HIT?!
>> [ BABBLES ] >> OHH!
UGH. PLOPS.
UGH.
OH, FOR REAL PLOPS.
>> Finn: HEY, I THINK BOUNCE HOUSE PRINCESS NEEDS OUR
HELP.
>> Jake: LET'S DO IT.
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪ ♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪ ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪ THIS PARTY IS SO CRAZY!!