[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> AAAAAAAAH!
>> HOLD ON, SWEET PIG TRUNKS!
WE'RE COMIN'!
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> THERE, THERE, SWEET P.
IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
>> JUST A DREAM.
>> THAT'S MY BRAVE LITTLE BOY.
NOW YOU BETTER GET DRESSED.
TODAY'S YOUR FIRST DAY OF
SCHOOL!
>> [ GASPS ]
>> NOW EAT UP.
>> YUM!
>> THAT'S FUEL YOU'RE GONNA NEED
LATER TO SOAK UP ALL THE
EDUCATION.
>> YES, DAD!
>> OKAY. THERE'S YOUR LUNCH.
AND AN APPLE FOR THE TEACHER.
>> Both: AWW...
[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
>> GOLLY, IT'S AWFUL NICE OF
Y'ALL TO TAKE SWEET P TO SCHOOL
ON HIS FIRST DAY.
>> Finn: OUR PLEZH, T.T.
>> Jake: YEAH, FIRST DAY OF
SCHOOL CAN BE REAL TOUGH.
WE WOULDN'T WANT SWEET P
FREAKIN' OUT OR AWAKENING ANY
LATENT EVIL SPIRITS WITHIN
HIMSELF.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
>> WELL, WE'RE GONNA MISS YOU,
SON.
[ BOTH MOAN ]
>> Jake: YOU THINK STILL HE'S
SECRETLY EVIL, THAT HE'S STILL
ALL LICHY IN THERE?
>> Finn: MM, NOT SURE.
>> Jake: I DON'T KNOW, FINN.
HE JUST SEEMS SO...SWEET.
>> Finn: MM.
>> Both: BYE!
>> BYE!
[ HUMMING ]
>> Jake: SO FAR, SO GOOD.
[ BOTH GASP ]
[ SQUIRREL CHATTERING ]
>> Finn: FAT SQUIRREL IN TRUB!
AAH!
OH, NO!
>> Jake: WAIT, FINN!
LET'S JUST SEE HOW THIS PLAYS
OUT.
[ CHATTERING CONTINUES ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Jake: D'AWWW.
>> Finn: MM.
>> Finn: ALL RIGHT.
WELP, SEE YA LATER, SWEET P.
>> Jake: BYE!
>> BYE, TEDDY-MAN.
>> HEY, BABY MAN!
DID YOUR GRANDMA KNIT YOUR
CLOTHES?
>> YEAH! AND SHE'S MY MOM!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> WHY YOU LAUGHIN', BABY MAN?
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL KID!
>> HUH?
>> YOU'RE NOTHIN' BUT A BIG,
WEIRD BABY MAN!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGING ]
>> BABY MAN!
>> [ SNIFFLES ]
>> LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
HELLO, THERE!
INTIMIDATED BY THOSE BULLIES,
EH?
>> UH...YEAH.
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, KID?
>> SWEET P.
>> I'M THE ONE TRUE KING OF OOO.
THIS IS MY ATTORNEY, TORONTO.
SWEET P, THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF
EDUCATION, YOU KNOW.
>> NO.
>> YES, SIR, ALL KINDS,
SUCH AS...DANCING.
YOU COULD BLOW OFF THIS PODUNK
SCHOOL AND GET A PROPER DANCE
EDUCATION.
THEN YOU COULD COME BACK AND
REALLY SHOW THOSE MEAN KIDS AND
MAKE YOUR PARENTS PROUD!
>> HEY, KING OF OOO!
>> YES, TORONTO?
>> YOU ARE A CERTIFIED DANCE
INSTRUCTOR, RIGHT?
SHOW THE KID THE DANCE YOU DO.
>> NO, THAT DANCE IS TOO TOUGH
FOR AN AMATEUR.
>> AW, COME ON.
YOU GOT TO SHOW THE KID.
IT'S AWESOME!
>> YEAH, I KNOW IT'S AWESOME,
BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK THE KID
IS READY.
>> READY?
>> I DON'T THINK HE'S TOUGH
ENOUGH TO BE READY.
>> I'M TOUGH ENOUGH TO BE READY!
>> SEE? THE KID IS TOUGH...
AND READY.
>> PLEASE!
>> AH! I DO SEE IT!
>> EEEEE!
>> YOU'VE GOT A GOOD EYE, AND
YOU ARE A GOOD DOG.
WATCH THIS, KID.
>> AH!
>> Both: MM-HMM.
>> WHY, WE GOT US A PRODIGY
HERE.
YOU'RE READY FOR ADVANCED
CLASSES.
>> HEY, YOU MUGS!
WANT TO SEE SOME WORLD-CLASS
DANCING?
JUST TURN AROUND!
>> AH, LEAVE ME ALONE!
>> LEAVE ME ALONE, TOO!
>> I'M TURNING AROUND.
[ SNORTS, LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> TEETH!
>> HA! YOU DID GREAT!
>> YOU SHOULD COME BACK
TOMORROW, KID -- FOR MORE
DANCIN' LESSONS!
>> HAVE A GOLD STAR.
SHOW THAT TO YOUR PARENTS, KID.
THEY'LL LOVE IT!
BUT...
DON'T TELL 'EM WHERE YOU GOT IT,
OR YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE.
JUST THINK OF HOW PROUD THEY'LL
BE AT YOUR BIG, UH...
END-OF-THE-YEAR RECITAL!
YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> OF COURSE SWEET P
UNDERSTANDS!
HE'S A GOOD BOY.
>> A GOOD BOY!
>> SO, HOW WAS SCHOOL?
>> YES, HOW'D YOU DO?
A GOLD STAR!
>> I'M GONNA PUT THIS WHERE WE
CAN SEE IT EVERY DAY.
THUMBS UP.
>> THUMBS UP.
>> Both: COME ON! THUMBS UP!
>> THUMBS UP.
[ GIGGLES ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THUMBS UP.
>> WELL, THIS IS OUR PLACE.
>> WE'D INVITE YOU IN, BUT...
THE PLACE IS A MESS.
>> HE'S RIGHT.
WE'RE FILTHY.
LISTEN, WE ALL NEED A BREAK.
GO ON HOME, KID, AND WE'LL SEE
YOU TOMORROW.
>> MM.
>> SWEET P, WE'RE GOING ON A
DATE.
YOU'RE SMART AND EDUCATED ENOUGH
TO STAY AT HOME ALL BY YOURSELF.
>> THE PROOF IS ON THE FRIDGE.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> MAMA AND PAPA WILL BE SO
SURPRISED IF THE REFRIGERATOR IS
ALL COVERED WITH STARS WHEN THEY
GET BACK.
ONE MORE STAR SHOULD DO IT.
I NEED TO FIND KING OF OOO AND
TORONTO TO GET ME THAT LAST
STAR.
>> I DON'T KNOW, K.O.
THEY'VE GONE RANCID.
>> HORSE FEATHERS.
A LICK OF GOLD PAINT IS ALL IT
NEEDS.
JUST A COUPLE MORE GARBAGE
STARS, EH, TORONTO?
>> MO' STARS MEANS MO' DOSH.
>> SOON WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH
SCRATCH TO FUND MY BIG COMEBACK.
THIS KID IS GREAT AT HELPING US
ROB PEOPLE!
>> AND BEST OF ALL, HE DOESN'T
KNOW A THING.
BECAUSE IF HE DID...
>> Both: WE'D HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF HIM!
>> [ GASPS ]
[ BRANCH CRACKS ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> SWEET P?
WHAT DID YOU HEAR?
>> WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
NONE OF IT WAS GOOD.
>> WE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.
>> AAAAAH!
>> I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT
OUT LOUD.
>> [ PANTING ]
MOM! DAD!
>> HEY, KID!
TORONTO AND I TALKED IT OVER,
AND WE DECIDED WE'RE NOT GOING
TO "TAKE CARE" OF YOU.
>> WE'RE GONNA BURN DOWN YOUR
ORCHARD.
>> NOOOOOO!
>> YEP.
WE'RE GONNA BURN IT DOWN.
UNLESS...
>> UNLESS?
>> YOU LEAVE HOME AND YOUR
LOVING PARENTS AND COME DANCE
WITH US FOREVER.
>> FOREVER.
>> NOOO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
>> COME ON, SWEET P!
THE PEOPLE LOVE YOU!
>> THEY DO?
>> WELL, MOSTLY THEY LOVE TO
LAUGH AT YOU.
I MEAN LOOK AT YOURSELF.
YOU'RE A -- A -- A BIG WEIRD
BABY MAN!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> BABY MAN, BABY MAN...
>> Both: BABY MAN, BABY MAN,
BABY MAN, BABY MAN!
>> Both: STOP.
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Both: I HAVE LEARNED MUCH
FROM YOU.
THANK YOU, MY TEACHERS.
AND NOW FOR YOUR...EDUCATION.
>> BEFORE THERE WAS TIME...
BEFORE THERE WAS ANYTHING...
THERE WAS NOTHING.
AND BEFORE THERE WAS NOTHING...
THERE WERE MONSTERS.
[ CREATURES SHRIEKING ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> HERE'S YOUR GOLD STAR.
[ ROARS ]
>> [ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
MR. KING OF OOO?
>> UH-BA-BA-BA-BA.
HUH?
[ BOTH GASP ]
MONSTER!
AAAAAAAH!
>> JUST A DREAM.
>> MORNIN', SON.
>> GOOD MORNING, SWEET P.
>> [ GIGGLING ]
SURPRISE!
>> OH!
MY, MY, WHERE DID YOU GET ALL
THIS BLING?
>> UH...MY TEACHERS.
>> WOW!
HOW NICE OF THOSE TEACHERS.
>> MM-HMM!
>> HEY, BABY MAN.
GUESS WHO WE ARE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
>> [ GASPS ]
[ HUMMING ]
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪