[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> WOO! WOO! WOO!
SICK! SICK!
SO SI-I-I-CK!
DYING!
>> Finn: CHECK IT OUT.
I GOT SNACKS FOR WHILE WE WAIT.
FOR MARCY -- RED LICK-RISH.
>> THANKS.
>> Finn: AND FOR BMO...
>> [ GASPS ]
FRESH BOYZ!
>> SO, FINN...
WHAT ARE WE WAITING HERE FOR?
>> Finn: WHAT?
DUDE, IT'S SUPER PORP DAY.
>> Jake: YEAH.
DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT
SUPER PORP DAY?
>> WAIT. "SUPER PORP"...
LIKE IN THE OLD COMMERCIALS?
UH, LET'S SEE, LIKE...
♪ SUPER PORP ♪
♪ IT HITS THE SPOT ♪
♪ MESSES UP YOUR TRAIN OF
THOUGHT ♪
♪ IF YOU'RE THIRSTY AND OUT OF
SHAPE ♪
>> All: ♪ GET DOWN ON THAT FIZZY
GRAPE! ♪
>> Finn: YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S THE
ONE.
>> Jake: TODAY'S THE DAY WHEN
SQUEEZE-E-MART ALWAYS GETS THEIR
MONTHLY SHIPMENT.
>> WHAT?
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD, GUYS.
WHY WOULD S--
>> STOP TALKING!
HERE IT COMES!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ENJOY SUPER PORP!
>> I LOVE YOU, CHERYL.
>> Jake: [ GULPING ]
>> MAN, THIS BIZ TAKES ME BACK.
I USED TO DRINK THIS STUFF ALL
THE TIME WHEN I WAS A KID.
>> Finn: WHAT?
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
HOW COULD THE EXACT SAME SODA
STILL BE IN PRODUCTION HUNDREDS
OF YEARS AFTER THE GREAT
MUSHROOM WARS?
>> Jake: EH-EH-EH-EH-EH!
OKAY, LISTEN.
SO, OKAY, WE COULD GO TRACK DOWN
THE MYSTERIOUS SOURCE OF
SUPER PORP.
DO UP A F'REAL QUEST, END UP
FIGHTIN' SOME BIG
SODA-COMPUTER-GOD-BABY OR
WHATEVER...
WE TOTALLY COULD.
BUT...
SUPER PORP IS GOOD.
SO WHY QUESTION THIS GOOD THING,
MAN?
WHY?
>> Finn: HMM...
YEAH, OKAY.
LET'S JUST GO HOME.
>> YAY! SUPER PORP!
YAY! BMO!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
[ CHEERING ]
[ CHANTING "SUPER PORP" ]
>> ENJOY SUPER PORP!
>> All: WE WILL, CHERYL!
>> NO, CHERYL.
SUSAN WILL NOT ENJOY!
>> CHILL OUT, SUSAN STRONG.
>> YEAH. SUPER PORP TASTE GOOD!
SUPER PORP IS GOOD!
>> NO.
IT FAKE JUICE.
TOUGH-GUY HYOOMANS DO NOT DRINK
FAKE JUICE.
HMPH. GO AWAY, ROBOTS!
[ GROWLS ]
[ BABY COOING ]
>> [ GASPS ] BABY?
BABY!
>> EH?!
BABY!
[ GRUNTS ]
BABY!
HUH?
[ GASPS ]
OH, DANG!
[ GRUNTS ]
HYAH!
BABY.
>> PORP FOUNTAIN.
>> [ GROWLS ]
HMM?
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> HMM?
[ GRUNTS ]
CHERYL.
WHERE'S BABY?
CHERYL BETTER TALK!
>> HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE
ORIGINAL SUPER PORP FACTORY!
ARE YOU READY TO GET POR-ORPED?
I-I-I THINK WE ALL NEED TO GET
PO-O-O-O-O-RPED.
>> BABY!
>> [ GASPS ]
SUSAN KILLED CHERYL!
>> [ SNIFFS ] NO!
THIS IS FAKE STYLE BUBBLEHEAD.
CHERYL TRYING TO TRICK US!
[ GROANING ]
[ GASPS ] BABY!
THAT HOLE TOO SMALL FOR SUSAN.
IF SALLY SAY SO...
HUP! HYAH!
[ CRASH! ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> YOU TWO, FOLLOW BABY CRIES.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> SUSAN WILL FIND OTHER WAY.
HMM?
HMM...
[ DRONING ]
>> All: ♪ SUPER PORP ♪
♪ IT HITS THE SPOT ♪
>> EH?
>> ♪ IT MESSES UP YOUR TRAIN OF
THOUGHT ♪
♪ IF YOU'RE THIRSTY AND OUT OF
SHAPE ♪
>> ♪ GET DOWN ON THAT FIZZY
GRAPE ♪
>> All: ♪ SUPER PO-O-O-O-RP ♪
>> UH...
>> HEY!
>> UGH!
>> NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TASTE
PURE PORP SYRUP!
YOU KNOW THIS, CARLA.
>> BUT IT LOOKS SOOO GOOD.
>> WELL, OF COURSE IT DOES!
I MEAN, I'D SMASH EVERYONE'S
FACE IN THIS ROOM FOR A SINGLE
DROP OF PURE PORP.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE SUPER PORP
WAY.
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> AW, CHEER UP, GIRL.
MAYBE WE'LL GET BONUS REG-PORP
AFTER THAT NEW BABY GETS
PROCESSED.
>> [ GROWLS ]
BABY!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> HEY! WHERE'S YOUR HAIRNET?!
[ GRUNTS ]
OW!
W-W-WHERE'S YOUR HAIRNET?
WHERE'S YOUR HAIRNET?
WHERE'S YOUR --
OKAY, VERBAL WARNING THIS TIME.
>> PROTECT THE PURE PORP!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> UH-OH. UH-OH! UH-OH!
OOF!
UH-OH.
>> RAH!
>> UH-OH.
>> NOW YOU TELL SUSAN WHERE YOU
TAKE BABY OR I'M --
>> HEY, ARE YOU NEW HERE?
ARE YOU NEW HERE?
[ GURGLING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
[ MUTANTS SCREAMING ]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BUZZER ]
>> ATTENTION.
ALL EMPLOYEES REPORT TO THE
BREAK ROOM FOR THE DAILY
PORP BREAK...
SPONSORED BY SUPER PORP!
>> BABY.
>> BREAK TIME, BREAK TIME.
GET DOWN ON THAT FIZZY...
BREAK TIME, BREAK TIME.
GET DOWN ON THAT FIZZY...
>> SUSAN IS CAMOUFLAGED.
>> ♪ IF YOU'RE THIRSTY AND OUT
OF SHAPE ♪
♪ GET DOWN ON THAT FIZZY GRAPE ♪
>> [ Thinking ] WHY IS SUSAN IN
THIS LINE?
SUSAN DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
>> WAIT.
[ SNIFFS ]
THAT POORLY DISGUISED INTRUDER
IS COVERED IN PURE PORP!
>> All: PURE PORP!
PURE PORP! PURE PORP!
[ MUTANTS GROWLING ]
>> LICK THE SYRUP FROM HER EYE
HOLES!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> ♪ GET DOWN ON THAT FIZZY
GRAPE! ♪
>> SUSAN NEEDS NO FIZZ!
SUSAN HAVE HERO HEART!
[ MUTANTS GROANING ]
[ BUZZER ]
>> BREAK TIME -- SPONSORED BY
SUPER PORP -- IS OVER.
GET BACK TO WORK.
THE PORP MUST FLOW!
>> All: THE PORP MUST FLOW!
THE PORP MUST FLOW.
MUST FLOW!
>> UGH. IT'S STICKY.
[ GURGLING ]
HMM.
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> YOU A GOOD DOGGY?
YOU KNOW WHERE BABY IS?
>> RRR?
>> DOGGY HELP SUSAN?
>> [ SNARLS ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> RRGH?
>> NO!
>> HURGH!
>> TSK, TSK, TSK.
[ BABY CRYING ]
BABY!
HOLD ON, BABY!
>> YAA!
[ CACKLING ]
HUH?
[ BOTH GROWL ]
>> AAAH!
>> [ GROANS ]
>> [ GASPS, PANTS ]
>> HUH?
>> HI-YA!
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ BABY CRYING ]
>> SHH-SHH-SHH-SHH-SHH.
HEY. HOW'S IT GOIN'?
>> CHERYL?
>> SUSAN HATES CHERYL!
>> SO...
YOU'RE THE DINGUSES WHO TRASHED
MY FACILITY.
>> YES, SUSAN IS THE DINGUS!
NOW GIMME THE BABY!
>> OH, I SEE.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S
GOING ON.
THIS IS A SUPER SPESH BABY.
A DESTINY BABY.
SELECTED BY MY LOYAL DELIVERY
DRONES TO TAKE MY PLACE AS
HIGH MASCOT CHERYL.
FOR YOU SEE --
UHHH!
>> DON'T DRINK THAT.
>> [ GROANS ]
GOOD JOB, BOZO.
WITHOUT A NEW CHERYL, BRAND
AWARENESS WILL GO STRAIGHT DOWN
THE TOILET.
OUR IN-YOUR-FACE FLAVOR WILL BE
LOST FOREVER.
WHO ARE YOU TO CONDEMN OUR WEIRD
ANCIENT WAYS?
[ MUTANTS SHOUTING ]
>> STOP!
>> CHERYL?
>> YES, I AM CHERYL.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ MUTANTS GASP ]
>> AND CHERYL SAYS THIS IS WHAT
WE DO NOW.
BACK TO WORK!
EVERYBODY, DESTROY THE FACTORY!
>> All: DESTROY THE FACTORY.
BACK TO WORK.
DESTROY THE FACTORY.
BACK TO WORK.
>> Jake: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, IT'S ONE MONTH LATER.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
AW, YEAH!
HERE IT COMES!
HRM...
>> ENJOY SUPER PORP!
>> Jake: [ GULPING ]
UGH!
I JINXED IT!
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪