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[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
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[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: AW.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
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IT'S GOOD TO BE PASSIONATE ABOUT
YOUR HOBBIES.
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>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: YO, TV!
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GET ME A CHOCOLATE BAR!
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>> OKAY.
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>> Jake: ATTABOY!
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>> AH!
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>> HELLO, YOUNG MAN!
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OH!
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>> SIKE.
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DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE BRIDGE...
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[ GRUNTS ]
UGH!
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YEECH! HUH?
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"THIS DIARY BELONGS TO B.P.
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PRIVATE PROPERTY.
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IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS,
YOU'RE A BAD PERSON."
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UH...
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STATUE OF LIMITATIONS.
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>> DEAR DIARY.
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WOW.
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I SOUND LIKE A REAL CORNBALL.
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OH, WELL.
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DEAR DIARY!
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MOM IS GOING TO LOVE YOU.
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SHE'S ALWAYS RAGGING ABOUT ME
SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH MY
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NOSE IN BOOKS.
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I WONDER WHAT I'M GOING TO WRITE
IN YOU.
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WHAT KIND OF PERSON WILL I BE
WHEN I GET TO YOUR LAST PAGE?
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WILL I HAVE MY BRACES OFF?
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WILL I HAVE WRITTEN A SONG THAT
DOESN'T TOTALLY SUCK?
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WILL I HAVE MET A COOL GUY?
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I CAN BARELY LOOK AT DUDES
WITHOUT BREAKING OUT INTO HIVES.
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JUST ANOTHER DAY IN TEENAGE
PURGATORY.
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A.K.A. THE SCHOOL CAF.
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SLOPPY JOES AGAIN.
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BOYS I DID NOT TALK TO
TODAY -- BROWNIEGUY...
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ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL US?
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STAYED IN AND TRIED TO CUT MY
BANGS.
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...RUFFLES, BRYAN,
PENNYCANDY GUY...
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MOM SAYS IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT IN
A FIGHT WITH A SNAPPING TURTLE.
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TAFFI AND MOCHI ARE THE COOLEST
GIRLS AT SCHOOL.
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WHEN I THINK ABOUT THEM, MY SKIN
FEELS SPARKLY.
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THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW I EXIST.
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WHY WOULD THEY?
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I'M A NOBODY.
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LESS THAN NOBODY.
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I'M A PIMPLE ON THE BUTT OF A --
>> GEEZ, B.P.
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PRONE TO DRAMATICS MUCH?
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>> THE FIRE KINGDOM HAS
OFFICIALLY FROZEN OVER.
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JUSTIN ROCKCANDY ASKED ME TO
THE SEMI-FORMAL!
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>> OH, MY GLOB.
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>> [ Echoing ] JUSTIN.
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JUSTIN IS TAKING ME TO THE
FRUCTOSE FAIR.
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JUSTIN WANTS TO GO ON THE
ROLLER COASTER.
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KISSING IS FUN AND EASY.
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IF I DON'T THINK ABOUT THE
BACTERIA IN SPIT TEEMING,
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MULTIPLYING.
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DIARY, CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
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JUSTIN! JUSTIN!
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HIVE OF BEES IN MY HEAD, GET
OUT!
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MOTHER, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL
YOU AGAIN!
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LIES, LIES, LIES!
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DIARY, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
TOMORROW, BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE
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CELEBRATING.
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I FEEL LIKE SCREAMING.
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JUSTIN WANTS TO MEET AT
LOVETREE POINT.
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SAYS HE WANTS TO GIVE ME A
PRESENT.
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I SHOULD TELL HIM...
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I NEED TO TELL HIM...
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I WILL TELL HIM!
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>> [ GASPS ]
TELL HIM WHAT?!
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AAAAAAH!
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>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> NOT HUNGS.
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HEADING OUT FOR A BIT.
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>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: THERE YOU GO!
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JUST NEEDED A LIL' PUSH FROM THE
OLD MAN.
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[ COUGHS ]
>> I GOTTA GET INTO THE MIND OF
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THIS KID.
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ROLE-PLAY.
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RIP! RIP!
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[ GRUNTS ]
[ Feminine voice ] SPLOOSH!
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MY SECRET IS SAFE AT THE BOTTOM
OF THIS DISGUSTING MOAT.
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[ Normal voice ] OH, OH, B.P.!
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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[ Feminine voice ] I'M SICK OF
THE LIES!
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SICK, SICK, SICK!
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[ Normal voice ] BABE! UM...
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I SAID I'M SORRY?
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[ Feminine voice ] YOU DON'T
KNOW ME!
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NOBODY KNOWS ME!
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LEAVE ME ALONE!
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[ GASPS ]
I HATE SLOPPY JOES!
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AAAAAAH!
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[ GASPS ]
[ COUGHS ]
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YUCH.
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WHAT?
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TAFFI?
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MOCHI!
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>> HEY, MOCH'.
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IS THAT THE NEW "NOSY NELLIES"
BOOTLEG 7-INCH?
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>> TAFFI, MOCHI, DOWN HERE!
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>> I ORDERED IT FROM THIS DUDE
IN LUMPY SPACE.
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>> IS IT INSANE?
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>> IT'S ALMOST TOO INSANE.
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>> WICKED.
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>> [ COUGHS ]
[ GURGLES ]
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>> HIYA, B.P.! WHAT'S UP?
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>> JUSTIN?
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>> GUILTY AS CHARGED.
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YOU PSYCHED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY,
BIRTHDAY GIRL?
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DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR LITTLE
"RENDEZ-VOUS" AT LOVETREE POINT,
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HUH?
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I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE YOUR
PREZZIE.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, RIGHT?
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PLEASE SAY YES.
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PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
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PLEASE! PLEASE!
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>> AAAAAAH!
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>> Jake: BAM! BAM! BAM!
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LADY, YOU'RE REALLY OFF YOUR
GAME!
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I NEVER WIN AT CANASTA!
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>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: YOU SAID YOU WANTED THE
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KID TO SPEND MORE TIME OUTSIDE.
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BAM -- HE'S OUTSIDE.
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HE'S LOVING IT!
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>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
>> Jake: IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL
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BETTER, THEN YES.
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BUT I'M SURE HE'S FINE.
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UH-OH.
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>> [ MUMBLING ]
>> Jake: UH, SON?
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>> MOM?
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>> Jake: UH, CLOSE ENOUGH.
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>> GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
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>> Jake: TV, WHAT IS THAT?
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>> PRIVATE PROPERTY.
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>> Jake: GIMME THE BOOK.
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>> NOOOOO!
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>> Jake: A DIARY, HUH?
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JUICY.
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AND NOW YOU'VE BECOME
DANGEROUSLY OBSESSED WITH
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IT AND HAVE CONFUSED YOUR
REALITY WITH THAT OF THE DIARY
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KEEPER.
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YOU ALWAYS WERE A LITTLE TOO
SUSCEPTIBLE TO FANTASY.
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OOH, RIPPED PAGES! MYSTERY!
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>> AND LOOK HOW THE HANDWRITING
CHANGES RIGHT BEFORE THE RIP.
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THE E's ARE ALL CRABBED.
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THAT'S WEIRD, RIGHT?
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>> Jake: SUPER WEIRD, SON.
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SHE WAS OBVIOUSLY EMOTIONALLY
DISTRAUGHT.
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MAYBE SHE WAS SO STRESSED, SHE
BROKE OUT IN HIVES, AND THEY
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COVERED HER WHOLE BODY.
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SO THEY RUSHED HER TO THE
HOSPITAL.
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SHE WAS THINKING "OH, MAN, I'M
SO YOUNG," AND HOW LIFE IS SO
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UNFAIR, AND THAT THIS WAS THE
END.
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[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
BUT IT WASN'T THE END.
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SHE HAD PULLED THROUGH...
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EXCEPT HER HAND HAD BEEN
REPLACED WITH A CRAB HAND!
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WHICH NEGATIVELY AFFECTED HER
HANDWRITING.
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>> YEAH!
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AND, AND, WHILE I RECOVERED, I
REFUSED ALL VISITORS.
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>> Jake: WAIT. YOU REFUSED?
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>> ESPECIALLY JUSTIN.
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HOW COULD HE LOVE A GIRL WITH A
CRAB HAND?
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I MEAN...
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THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT NORMAL.
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JUSTIN SENT ME FLOWERS EVERY DAY
FOR A WEEK.
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THEN EVERY OTHER DAY.
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THEN THEY STOPPED COMING ALL
TOGETHER.
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ON MY BIRTHDAY, I DECIDED I WAS
GOING TO KEEP MY PROMISE TO MEET
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JUSTIN, CRAB HAND OR NO
CRAB HAND.
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BUT WHEN I GOT TO
LOVETREE POINT, JUSTIN WAS
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ALREADY THERE...
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[ GASPS ]
...MAKING OUT WITH MY BFFs TAFFI
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AND MOCHI!
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>> Jake: HE DID NOT!
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WELL, THAT'S ONE THEORY, ANYWAY.
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>> AM I UNLOVABLE?
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>> Jake: HEY, DID YOU SAY
LOVETREE POINT?
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THAT'S WHERE THE KIDS USED TO GO
SMOOCHIN' BACK IN THE DAY.
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THIS DIARY MUST BE PRETTY OLD.
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>> [ SNIFFLES ]
>> Jake: WE SHOULD GO CHECK IT
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OUT.
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UGH. THIS PLACE IS A DUMP.
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>> WHY DO THEY CALL THIS
LOVETREE POINT?
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>> Jake: 'CAUSE OF THAT TREE
OVER THERE.
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YEAH, IT'S PRETTY HEAVY-HANDED.
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>> ON PAGE 42, IT SAYS JUSTIN
HID A PRESENT SOMEWHERE AROUND
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HERE.
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MAYBE IT'S IN THE TREE.
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>> Jake: HEY, GOOD THINKING.
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BINGO!
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>> [ GASPS ]
[ MUSIC BOX PLAYS ]
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IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
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>> Jake: YEAH.
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B.P. WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS.
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JUSTIN MUST HAVE BEEN TOO
DEVASTATED TO RECLAIM IT.
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MAYBE HE THINKS SHE'LL COME BACK
FOR IT ONE DAY.
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>> [ SNIFFLES ]
WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER, DAD!
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[ SOBS ]
>> Jake: SHE NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH
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SHE MEANT TO HIM.
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TO ALL OF US!
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[ BOTH CRYING ]
>> [ SPEAKING KOREAN ]
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>> Jake: Y'KNOW, SON, I BET I
KNOW WHERE THIS MUSIC BOX IS
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FROM.
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MAYBE THEY CAN GIVE US A CLUE.
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>> OH, YES, YES, THIS IS ONE OF
MINE, FROM MY "DANCING CAT"
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PERIOD.
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>> DO YOU REMEMBER WHO BOUGHT
IT?
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>> OH, GOODNESS, IT FEELS LIKE A
LIFETIME AGO.
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I MUST HAVE MADE HUNDREDS OF
BOXES SINCE THEN, EACH MARRYING
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SOUND AND MOTION TO TELL A
UNIQUE STORY, THE DANCE OF THE
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COSMOS IN MINIATURE.
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>> Jake: OKAY.
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WELL, WE GOTTA GO.
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>> A YOUNG MAN BOUGHT THIS!
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>> JUSTIN!
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WAS HE HANDSOME?
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>> OH, VERY.
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>> Jake: WHO WAS IT MEANT FOR?
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>> A GIRL. BETSY.
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>> [ GASPS ] B.P.!
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>> SHE RAN AWAY.
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WENT WILD, CUT HERSELF OFF FROM
THE WORLD, HID AWAY IN A CAVE,
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NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.
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>> Jake: WHOA!
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>> BUT, DAD, THERE ARE PROBABLY
HUNDREDS OF CAVES IN --
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>> IT'S THE ONE AT THE FORK IN
THE ROAD TO BUTTERSCOTCH LAKE!
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THE BOX SAID SHE DOES WEIRD
STUFF TO BODIES UP THERE.
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>> THAT'S IT!
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>> Jake: [ PANTING ]
>> WHY DO YOU THINK BETSY RAN
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AWAY, DAD?
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>> Jake: HARD TO SAY.
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SOME PEOPLE CAN'T FACE THEIR
TROUBLES.
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BUT, TV, HIDING AWAY WON'T SOLVE
ANYTHING.
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>> LOOK!
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>> Jake: TEACHABLE MOMENT.
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>> BETSY?
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BETSY?
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AAAAAH!
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BETSY.
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OH, MY GLOB.
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WE'RE TOO LATE!
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SHE WAS TOO GOOD FOR THIS CRUEL
WORLD.
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>> Jake: IT'S A MODEL.
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>> HUH?
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>> Jake: IT'S PLASTIC.
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"HEEYYY."
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HEY, LOOK AT THIS!
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A LETTER.
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MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T READ THIS.
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>> YES, WE SHOULD.
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>> DEAR JUSTIN, I'M NOT SURE
YOU'LL EVER READ THIS LETTER.
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MAYBE I'M WRITING THIS MORE FOR
MYSELF ANYWAY.
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YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE LITTLE AND
THE FUTURE FEELS REALLY FAR
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AWAY?
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE.
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YOU JUST HOPE YOU'LL HAVE STUFF
FIGURED OUT BY THEN.
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YOU'LL KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO ACT
AND FEEL.
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YOU'LL HAVE CONQUERED ALL YOUR
FEARS.
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AND YOU'LL NEVER FEEL DUMB OR
UNCOMFORTABLE.
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YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT HOW YOU'LL
ACTUALLY GET THERE.
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THE MIDDLE PARTS, BETWEEN NOW
AND THEN...
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THE MIDDLE PARTS SUCK!
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WHICH IS WHY I SPLIT, I GUESS...
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OKAY, SO RIDING OUT YOUR TEEN
YEARS IN A CAVE IS PRETTY
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DRAMATIC.
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BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH READING
YOU GET DONE IN A CAVE?
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I EVEN FIGURED OUT A CURE FOR MY
CRAB HAND!
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OH, JUSTIN, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
TOO UPSET, AND I HOPE YOU DIDN'T
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SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY ON THAT
BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
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IT WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED OUT
BETWEEN US ANYWAY.
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YOU'RE KIND OF CLINGY.
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SINCERELY, NURSE
BETSY POUNDCAKE.
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>> NURSE POUNDCAKE!
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>> I'VE GOT THE INJECTION,
DOCTOR.
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>> I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT, MAN!
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GAH!
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>> YOU WILL LIVE.
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>> WAY TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE
SITUATION, NURSE.
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>> SAVE IT FOR THE POST-OP, DOC.
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>> Jake: WOW.
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B.P. IS NURSE POUNDCAKE.
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SHE TURNED OUT FINE.
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>> BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RIPPED
PAGES?
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>> Jake: OH, I SAW THEM IN THE
CABIN.
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IT WAS JUST A LOT OF MEAN STUFF
ABOUT JUSTIN.
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HEY, THAT GUY MUST BE PRETTY
SAD, HUH?
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HEY, YOU WANNA GO FIND HIM?
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>> NO.
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>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
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♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
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♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪