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[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]

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>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪

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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪

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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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>> Ice King: [ HUMMING ]
BOOP.

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THAT'S RIGHT, GUNTHER.

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KEEP IT UP.

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>> [ CHIRPS ]
>> Ice King: OH-HO-HO, GUNTHER,

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JUST YOU WAIT...

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[ MUMBLING ]
ALL RIGHT.

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HERE WE...GO.

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[ WOLF-WHISTLES ]
THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKIN' LAMP.

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[ GASPS ]
GUNTHER, NO!

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HUH?

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[ PENGUINS CHIRPING ]
[ DRUMS PLAYING, CYMBALS

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CRASHING ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

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JUST A SEC!

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HERE I COME.

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LIFE GIVING MAGUS!

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>> I GOT YOUR TELEGRAPH INVITING
ME TO COME OVER AND SHARE SOME

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WIZZ BLIZZES, BEST BRO STYLE!

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I BROUGHT TINY UMBRELLAS!

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I WAS KIND OF SURPRISED YOU
INVITED ME OVER.

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I THOUGHT ABRACADANIEL WAS YOUR
BEST FRIEND.

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>> Ice King: PFFT!

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OH, I'M DONE WITH THAT GUY.

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HE KEPT TRYING TO ANALYZE ME!

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COME ON! LET ME GIVE YOU THE
NICKEL TOUR.

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THESE ARE MY TUBS 'N' SKINS.

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THE "NO FLAB" ZONE.

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HERE'S THE OFFICE.

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OH, HEY!

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AND REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOUCHED
THAT BOOK AND, UH, BROUGHT IT TO

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LIFE?

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>> YEP.

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>> HA HA!

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>> AAH!

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>> Ice King: THIS IS HIS ROOM.

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>> GET YOUR PEN OUT!

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WRITE IN ME!

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WRITE IN ME!

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FILL MY PAGES!

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>> YEEE.

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MM? [ SNIFFING ]
WHAT IS THAT WONDERFUL SMELL?

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>> Ice King: OH. THAT?

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I'M BAKING MY SPECIAL PIGS IN
BLANKETS...

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RIGHT HERE IN MY DARKENED
KITCHEN.

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NOW, WHERE IS THE DANG OL' OVEN
MITT?

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IT'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE.

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OH, GEEZ!

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LOOK WHO I'M TALKING TO --
MR. OVEN MITTS OVER HERE!

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HEY, HERE'S A GOOD IDEA.

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YOU SHOULD TAKE OFF THOSE MITTS!

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[ CHUCKLES ]
WHOO!

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[ CHUCKLES ]
>> I DON'T WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY

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BRING ANYTHING TO LIFE IN A
STRANGER'S HOME...WITH MY MAGIC

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HANDS.

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>> Ice King: COME ON, THE PIGS
ARE BURNING!

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IT'S GONNA WRECK OUR WIZZ BLIZZ
HANGOUT.

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BE A BRO, BRO.

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>> MM...

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WELL, IF IT'S ABOUT BEING A
BRO...

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>> Ice King: [ CHUCKLES ]
THERE WE GO, BABY.

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HEY, I JUST REMEMBERED THAT THE
OVEN LIGHT IS BURNED OUT.

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BE A BRO AND TURN ON THAT
LAMP...RIGHT OVER THERE.

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>> YOU MEAN THIS ONE LAMP IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN?

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>> Ice King: CORRECT.

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>> OKAY.

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>> Ice King: YEAH, TOUCH IT.

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>> OH, WHOOPS!

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I ALMOST DID THE THING I DIDN'T
WANT TO DO.

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>> Ice King: OH, FART HAT!

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HMM...

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LIFE GIVING MAGUS, WATCH OUT
BEHIND YOU!

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YAAH!

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>> OH, NO!

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ACCIDENTAL LIFE!

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HUH?

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YOU USED ME!

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YOU DON'T WANT TO DRINK
WIZZ BLIZZ AT ALL!

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>> Ice King: YES, I DID USE YOU!

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BUT FOR WHAT?

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WHAT DID I USE YOU FOR?

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[ LAUGHS ]
OH, MY LAMP.

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MY BEAUTIFUL LAMP OF SO MANY
YEARS!

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SPEAK TO ME...

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>> HELLO?

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HELLO...

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>> Ice King: A LADY?!

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UNEXPECTED BONUS!

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>> WELL, ONE ISN'T PURELY
DEFINED BY THEIR SEX OR GENDER.

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I HAVE YET TO FIND OUT WHO I
REALLY AM.

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I HAVE FREEDOM, NO LONGER BOUND
BY THE LIMITS OF MY CORD,

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FREEDOM TO SHAPE MY REALITY AND,
IN TURN, BE SHAPED BY IT.

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>> Ice King: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU TALK FUNNY.

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LIKE A BOOK.

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>> OH, HUMOR.

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HUMOR IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF
INTELLIGENCE.

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>> Ice King: WELL, HEY, HERE'S
SOMETHING FUNNY.

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[ FART NOISES ]
IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUTT!

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>> HMM.

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>> WELL, GOODBYE.

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I'M NOT STICKING AROUND TO BE
USED AND THROWN AWAY.

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>> Ice King: AW, MAGUS, I CAN
NEVER HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS.

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>> REALLY?

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>> Ice King: HA HAAAA! HA HA HA!

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MORE FRIENDS!

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>> Ice King: MY INCREDIBLE CREW
IS ALMOST COMPLETE!

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YES. YES!

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FINALLY.

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GATHER 'ROUND AND LAVISH ME WITH
AFFECTION!

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>> HEY, WE'RE ALIVE NOW.

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>> YOU'RE ALIVE?

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WHOA! ME TOO!

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Ice King: WHAT?

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>> SURE, WE ALL FEEL ALIVE NOW,
BUT HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S NOT ALL,

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YOU KNOW, JUST AN ILLUSION?

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I MEAN, I CAN REACH OUT AND
TOUCH YOU, BUT IT'S ALL JUST

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SIGNALS TO THE BRAIN, EASILY
RE-CREATABLE WITH THE RIGHT

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TECHNOLOGY.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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[ FART NOISES ]
[ FART NOISES CONTINUE ]

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>> Ice King: [ SIGH ]
>> ARE YOU OKAY?

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>> Ice King: WHAT'S WITH THESE
NERDS?

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THEY AREN'T INTO MY JUICE.

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>> MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T HAVE AN
APPRECIATION FOR YOUR TYPE OF

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HUMOR.

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MAYBE YOU COULD TRY AND LEARN
ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE INTERESTED

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IN.

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READ UP A LITTLE...

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>> Ice King: UH-HUH.

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UGH.

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READING MAKES MY BRAIN ALL
CLOUDY.

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I BET YOU'D HAVE SOMETHING
INSIGHTFUL TO SAY ABOUT THAT,

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HUH?

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[ YAWNING ]
[ SNORES, MUMBLES ]

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EH?

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT
NO.

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LISTEN.

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[ SIPS ]
WATCH THIS.

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THROUGH THE SIMPLE ACT OF
CREATION...

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HAVE I BECOME A REFLECTION OF MY
OWN CREATOR?

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>> Ice King: IF I MAY
INTERJECT...

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ARISTOTLE ONCE SAID, "NATURE
ABHORS A VACUUM."

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THEN WHY DO I LOVE DOING THIS SO
MUCH?

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[ FART NOISES ]
SERIOUSLY, SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO

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ME.

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>> EXCUSE ME.

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I HAVE TO SILENTLY BACK AWAY
NOW.

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>> AND I -- I NEED A REFILL.

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COME ALONG, DEAR.

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>> Ice King: WHAT, AM I BORING
YOU GUYS?!

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THE OLD MAN'S A SNOOZE, HUH?

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YOU'RE NOT SO PERFECT!

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>> SIMON, I KNOW YOU'RE DEALING
WITH A LOT OF UNRESOLVED KARMA,

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BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO LASH
OUT.

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>> Ice King: WHAT?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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>> YOU CRY IN THE NIGHT TIMES.

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WE ALL HEAR YOU CRYING...

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INTO BABY DIAPERS...

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IT'S SUPER-SAD, DUDE.

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>> Ice King: OH, COME ON, GUYS.

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QUIT CLOWNIN'.

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>> YOU KEEP THEM IN MY BOTTOM
DRAWER.

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[ GRUNTS ]
UGH, IT'S LOCKED.

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>> Ice King: WHEW!

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>> SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT
A LOCK?

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>> Ice King: NO!

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>> YEAH! GET IN HERE, BRO!

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[ LOCK CLICKS ]
[ ALL MURMURING ]

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>> THIS IS YOUR TRUTH, SIMON.

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>> Ice King: HEY, HEY, GIVE ME
THOSE!

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>> WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR WEIRD
STUFF, LIKE HOW YOU USE PENGUIN

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MILK AS MOISTURIZER.

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>> Ice King: IT HELPS KEEP MY
SKIN COLD AND CLAMMY.

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>> HE NEEDS TO HEAR MORE
DEVASTATING TRUTHS.

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ONE TIME YOU HAD FOOD STUCK IN
YOUR BEARD FOR TWO WEEKS.

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LIKE A WHOLE BURRITO.

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>> Ice King: [ STAMMERING ]
GUNTHER, OLD BUDDY, YOU GOT TO

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DEFEND ME HERE!

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OKAY! I GET IT!

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I'M A DANG DING-DONG, OKAY?!

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[ SIGHS ]
>> EXCUSE ME, FRIENDS.

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ICE KING?

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>> Ice King: NO. GO AWAY.

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DUMMIES ONLY IN THIS CORNER.

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>> LOOK, I GET IT -- WE'RE
BRILLIANT FURNITURE, AND THAT'S

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HARD TO KEEP UP WITH.

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MAYBE YOU COULD FIT IN BY BEING
MORE OF A LISTENER.

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YOU COULD BE THE COOL
QUIET GUY -- THE QUIET GUY WHO

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JUST LISTENS.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT?

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YEAH. SEE?

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YOU GET WHAT I MEAN!

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ICE KING IS SO SMART!

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>> Ice King: NOOOO!

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STOP TALKING!

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I DON'T LIKE THIS!

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YOU BOOK LICKERS!

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I MADE YOU TO BE MY BROS!

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WEIGHT SET, WE WERE GONNA SMASH
INTO PB's ROOM TOGETHER AND

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SHOW HER HOW RIPPED YOU MADE ME!

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MICROWAVE, WE WERE GONNA HEAT
UP BOLOGNA ON WHITE-BREAD

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SANDWICHES!

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DRAWER DRESSER, YOU WERE GONNA
BE MY IMPROV COACH!

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>> YES...

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AND?

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>> Ice King: YES, AND...

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YOU, LAMP!

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I WAS THE MOST EXCITED FOR YOU
TO BE MY FRIEND!

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BUT THEN YOU HAD TO GO AND USE
WORDS LIKE I'VE NEVER HEARD

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BEFORE -- WORDS THAT CONFUSED
AND UPSET ME!

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NOW I HAVE UPSETTING WORDS FOR
YOU!

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GET OUT! GET OUT!

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I'M KICKING ALL OF YOU OUT!

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>> NOT SO FAST, ICE KING.

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>> WE'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE JUST
AS LONG AS YOU.

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WE HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO
STAY.

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THAT'S FOR REAL.

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>> Ice King: WHAT?

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>> HEY. WE OUTNUMBER SIMON.

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WHY DON'T WE JUST VOTE HIM OUT?

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>> YEAH!

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>> OH, DEAR.

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>> Ice King: I GOT YOUR VOTE
RIGHT HERE!

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>> YOINK! [ LAUGHS ]
>> Ice King: HEY!

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>> I'M OPEN!

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>> HYUP!

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[ LOCK CLICKS ]
>> DON'T YOU SEE?

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THE CROWN IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF
YOUR MANY HANG-UPS.

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>> YOU'VE GOT TO FLIP THE
SCRIPT, MAN.

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IT CAN BE SCARY, I KNOW.

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IT'S OKAY IF YOU NEED TO CRY
INTO THIS.

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>> Ice King: N-NO.

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>> Together: CRY, SIMON, CRY!

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CRY, SIMON, CRY!

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>> Ice King: NO, NO...

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>> Together: CRY, SIMON, CRY!

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>> WE DON'T LIKE YOU, BUT WE'RE
HERE FOR YOU!

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>> Ice King: NOOOOOOOO!

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[ GRUNTING ]
AHA!

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>> SIMON, YOU'RE BEING OBTUSE.

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WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU!

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>> Ice King: NOOOOOO!

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HYAH!

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[ LAUGHS ]
>> OH, ICE KING...

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TO SELFISHLY CREATE LIFE, THEN
DESTROY IT...

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THERE IS NO CRUELER FATE.

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>> Ice King: I TRIED TO BE YOUR
FRIEND, BUT YOU GUYS DIDN'T WANT

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ME, DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A SHOT.

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THAT'S CRUEL.

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I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT CRUEL TO
ANYONE.

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WELP, OUT YA GO.

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>> NO!

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>> CAN I GET OUT OF THIS NOW?

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>> Ice King: HERE'S TO
WIZZ BLIZZ.

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>> [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!

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WRITE IN ME!

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WRITE IN ME!

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>> YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU INVITED ME
OVER, I THOUGHT IT WAS AS

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FRIENDS.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME BEING
YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND?

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FOR REAL!

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>> Ice King: HMM.

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NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

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>> AND...?

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>> Ice King: NAH. NO.

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I LIKE THIS GUY, THOUGH.

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HE'S A REAL IGNORAMUS.

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LET'S BOTH BE FRIENDS WITH HIM.

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>> WRITE IN ME!

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WRITE IN ME!

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>> OKAY.

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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE

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FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪

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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪