[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ SCREECHES ]
♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]♪
UGH.
REDUCED TO MARKING MY CAMP WITH BEAR SWEAT.
THOSE BEARS DID NOT WANT TO GIVE UP THAT SWEAT,
BUT IT KEEPS THE RODENTS FROM NIBBLING MY LUMPS WHILE I SLEEP.
OUCH! I FEEL SOMETHING CRUNCHY!
LIKE FRIED CHICKEN!
OH, IT IS FRIED CHICKEN!
[ LEAVES RUSTLING ]
[ ROARS ]
OH, MY GLOB -- FOREST CREATURE!
I'D BETTER EAT IT REAL FAST!
[ GASPS ] GET BACK HERE!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
AAH!
WHAT MY LIFE HAS BECOME!
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
HELLO?
OH, MY GLOB!
[ DOORBELL RINGING ]
OH, WONDERFUL!
WELCOME IN, LSP.
UH, I WANT TO GO THROUGH --
THIS PLACE IS SO CLEAN AND NICE!
YOU'RE SO KIND.
DO YOU HAVE A SINK?!
UH, THERE'S ONE IN THE KITCHEN, AND --
I'LL USE THE ONE IN THE KITCHEN!
[ SIGHS ]
I NEED TO TELL YOU ALL THE S--
GET ME A TOWEL!
HELP ME DOWN!
O-OKAY, I-I REALLY DO NEED TO TELL YOU HOW TO CARE
FOR SWEET P.
UH, THERE'S A PROPER PROCEDURE
FOR SWEET P's SPECIAL TUCK-IN TIME.
YOU HAVE TO BE REAL SWEET TO HIM.
PAT HIM GENTLY ON THE HEAD, KISS HIS CHEEKS...
WHAT?
...AND GIVE HIM TREATS.
SING TO HIM REAL, REAL SOFT AND
SWEET AND TOUCH YOUR FOREHEAD TO HIS AND THINK THE WORDS,
"YOU ARE MORE PRECIOUS THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD,
AND I WILL ALWAYS, ALWAYS LOVE YOU."
THEN HE'LL FALL ASLEEP AND HAVE SWEET DREAMS.
OH, MY GLOB, I'LL DO ALL THAT!
OKAY, BYE!
HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME!
[ POP! ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
TIME TO GET DOWN TO THE CHILL-OUT!
[ FEET POUNDING ]
WHAT A PRINCESS LIKE ME DESERVES.
AAH! DON'T HURT ME!
I'M SWEET P.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HUGE.
I'M HUNGRY.
OKAY, LET'S CHECK WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE.
DO YOU LIKE PIZZA?
I LIKE PIZZA.
[ GRUNTS ]
GET THE PIZZA, SWEET P!
[ FEET POUNDING ]
NOW I CAN KICK BACK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
REFRIGERATORS ARE JUST GREAT!
I NEVER STOPPED TO THINK HOW GREAT THEY ARE.
[ SNIFFLES ]
[ MUNCHING LOUDLY ]
[ Muffled ] NOW I'M COLD, THOUGH.
OH, WHAT?!
I'M STILL COLD.
[ BLOWS ]
RICH-PERSON INDOOR FIRE IS JUST SO GREAT.
[ SNIFFLES ]
I'M FEELING ALL TOASTY!
MUST BE TIME FOR TOAST!
I'M WAITING...
WAITING...
ALL DONE!
[ CRUNCHING ]
IT'S NOT BLACK AND CRUNCHY LIKE WHEN I THROW BREAD
INTO MY CAMPFIRE.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
THIS MUSIC'S WAY BETTER THAN OWLS' HOOTS.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
I DESERVE THIS.
[ ROARS ]
NO! YOU'RE AN ANIMAL!
YOU CAN'T COME INSIDE!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ MUNCHES, GULPS ]
[ BED CREAKS ]
[ FEET POUNDING ]
I'M READY TO BE TUCKED IN NOW.
HELLO?
WILL YOU BE SWEET TO ME?
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ FEET POUNDING ]
SWEETNESS MUST BE OUT THERE IN THE NIGHT TO GUIDE MY
SLEEPY BOAT RIGHT.
[ FEET POUNDING ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
YO!
HEY, MARCY!
LSPITA BREAD, WHAT'S UP?
JUST CHILLIN' IN MY AWESOME BUBBLE BATH!
DID YOU BREAK INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE AGAIN?
[ SIGHS ]
I HAVE A NEW LIFE NOW AND A CAREER.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ANY SKILLS.
SUCCESS ISN'T ABOUT SKILLS.
IT'S ABOUT BEING COOL.
THESE PEOPLE JUST RANDOMLY APPROACHED ME, LIKE,
"HEY, WE WILL TOTALLY PAY YOU TO HANG OUT IN OUR SICK MANSION
AND FEED OUR BABY OR WHATEVER."
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, DUDE.
I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE A TOTALLY NEW PERSON NOW THAT I'M FINALLY
GETTING WHAT I DESERVE.
[ RUMBLING ]
OH, MY GLOB, WHAT IS THAT?!
[ ROARING ]
AAH!
LSP?
MM.
[ ROARS ]
[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
TAKE THIS, YOU DANDRUFF!
[ BONK! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
LSP.
HUH?
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE IN THE WORLD OF DECENT PEOPLE.
YOU BELONG IN THE WOODS WITH...
GARBAGE ANIMALS!
NOOOOOOOO!
[ FEET POUNDING ]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ FILM PROJECTOR CLICKING ]
WILL YOU BE SWEET TO ME?
[ AUDIENCE BOOING, SHOUTING ]
[ BOINK! ]
WILL YOU KISS MY CHEEKS?
WILL YOU GIVE ME TREATS?
[ MUNCHES ]
BLECH!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
WILL YOU BE SWEET TO ME?
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
All: WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GROWLING ]
AGH!
[ MOANS ]
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, LSP.
HUH?
YOU MADE IT GROSS.
EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS GROSS!
UH...
JUST LIKE YOU!
AAH!
YOU DON'T REALLY THINK YOU DESERVED ANY OF THIS, DO YOU?
YOU'RE A RAT, JUST A GIANT RAT THAT WANDERED
INTO SOMEBODY'S NICE HOUSE.
I'M A GOOD PERSON!
I TAKE CARE OF BABIES!
[ GRUNTS ]
LOOK!
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
BABY SWEET P?
[ Echoing ] BABY SWEET P!
OH, MY GLOB, I LOST THE BABY!
[ Crying ] I'M A BAD PERSON!
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU'RE GARBAGE!
HI-YAH!
BABY SWEET P!
HAVE YOU SEEN A BIG, FAT CHILD AROUND HERE?!
HAVE YOU SEEN MY ENORMOUS BABY?!
[ CRYING ]
IF ONLY I'D COOKED THE PIZZA!
[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
I COULD'VE EATEN SOME, TOO!
I'M SO STUPID!
YOU GOT TO HELP ME!
I LOST SOME OLD COUPLE'S BABY
'CAUSE I DIDN'T DO THE SWEET THINGS!
I JUST WANTED A BUBBLE BATH, AND...
HOW DID I LOSE SOMETHING SO
BI-I-I-I-G?!
[ SPUTTERING ]
MA'AM, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME WITH US.
BABY SWEET P!
GIVE ME THAT DONUT!
NO!
[ CRICKET CHIRPING ]
I'M NOT A BAD PERSON!
[ CRYING ]
HUH?
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
HEY, BIG BABY!
[ ALL WARBLING ]
[ CRYING ]
I FOUND YOU!
[ WHIMPERS ]
LSP!
SWEET P!
I'M SO SORRY!
I SHOULD'VE BEEN SWEET TO YOU!
HERE, OKAY, UM...
PAT VERY GENTLY ON THE HEAD...
KISS ON BOTH CHEEKS...
MWAH! MWAH!
TREAT.
MMM! [ MUNCHING ]
UH, AND SING SOMETHING SWEET.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
♪ BUTTER CAKES, CUPCAKES, AND ICE-CREAM CAKES ♪
♪ SMALL BABY BUMS AND THE FRIENDSHIP OF PUPPIES ♪
[ Thinking ] YOU ARE MORE PRECIOUS THAN ANYTHING IN
THIS WORLD, AND I WILL ALWAYS, ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
AWW!
[ DOOR CREAKS OPEN ]
WE'RE HO-O-ME!
SHH!
HE'S ASLEEP.
WHY IS SWEET P's BLANKET ON THE WALL --
SHH!
MR. AND MRS. PIG TRUNKS, I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS.
SWEET P HAS GROWN SO ATTACHED TO ME THAT IT WOULD BE CRUEL FOR ME
TO LEAVE HIM, OBVIOUSLY.
SO...
YES, I WILL ACCEPT THE POSITION
AS YOUR LIVE-IN NANNY!
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ CROAKING ]
HUH?
PARTAKE OF THE CHICKEN.
[ MUNCHING ]
CHICKEN...
[ MUNCHING ]
[ CRYING ]
[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
THIS IS GOOD CHICKEN!
MAYBE WE CAN GET, UH, NEPTR TO SIT.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAMA?
I HAD THAT DREAM AGAIN -- THE ONE WHERE I'M A COMET BOY.
OH, REALLY?
YEAH, COMING BACK TO OOO OVER AND OVER,
AND THERE WAS A FAKE COMET, A BEARD MAN IN A SPACESHIP.
MY, WHAT AN IMAGINATION...
THE COMET...
APPROACHETH.
[ COMET RUSHING ]
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪
THIS PARTY IS SO CRAZY!