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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]

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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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[ SCREECHES ]

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♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'LL GO
TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪

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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪

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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪

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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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Finn: YEE-OW!

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WHOOPS.

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AND I DUB THEE
SIR JAKE THE DOG.

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[ TING! ]

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YOU TWO NOW COMPRISE
THE ROYAL GUARD

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OF THE ONE TRUE PRINCESS
OF OOO --

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THAT'S ME!

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AS SUCH,
YOU MAY NO LONGER

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OWN PROPERTY
OR OPERATE CHILDREN

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AND MUST RENDER
ALL TREASURE AND WIVES

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UNTO YOUR SWORN PRINCESS
WITHIN A HANGMAN'S FORTNIGHT.

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[ SCOFFS ]
JOKE'S ON YOU, MAN.

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WE SPENT ALL OUR TREASURE
THE OTHER DAY --

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PLUS,
DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY WIVES.

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WAIT, WHAT?
WHAT ABOUT LADY?

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LADY'S MY GIRLFRIEND.

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WAIT, BUT...

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THAT WAS TREE TRUNKS.

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OH, YEAH!

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WE,
THE INHABITANTS OF OOO,

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OWE YOU HEROES
OUR VERY LIVES.

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AS THE ONCE POWERFUL
AND DIGNIFIED PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM

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SULKED OFF INTO EXILE,

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IT FELL UPON YOU TWO

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TO SAVE US FROM
THE IMPENDING COMET OF DOOM

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AND/OR FROM
THE HIDEOUS ORGALORG,

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WHO AIMED TO EAT
THE POWERFUL COMET

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AND GROW INVINCIBLE!

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AND FOR THAT,
WE ARE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL.

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I KNOW I AM.

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BUT NOW YOUR BRAVERY
IS ESSENTIAL

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TO A NEW HEROIC TASK!

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CAN YOU GUESS
WHAT IT IS?

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UH...

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COME ON. GUESS!

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UM...

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FIGHT A --
FIGHT A DRAGON?

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WRONG!
FOLLOW ME.

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[ SIGHS ]
MAN, THIS IS STUPID AS HECK.

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I MISS P.B.

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[ PANTING ]
YEAH, I GUESS.

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PHEW!
[ SIGHS ]

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I MEAN, EXCEPT FOR
THIS SWEET ARMOR, THOUGH.

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THIS ARMOR'S HOT
LIKE FIRE.

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NAH.
THE ARMOR'S STUPID, TOO.

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DANG KING OF OOO,
GOING AROUND
LIKE D.J. SNAPPY.

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THIS IS IT, FELLAS --

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THE ONLY SPOT IN THE KINGDOM
LEFT UNSCOURED

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DURING MY TREASURE CENSUS.

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I'M AFRAID IT'LL EXPLODE
OR SOMETHING IF I OPEN IT.

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BUT I REALLY THINK
THERE COULD --

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NAY, THERE <i>MIGHT</i> --
BE PRECIOUS TREASURES IN THERE,

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SO I WANT YOU TWO
TO DO IT.

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MAN, THIS SEEMS LIKE
A REALLY BAD IDEA.

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YEAH, WELL, IT'S AN ORDER
FROM YOUR PRINCESS.

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GIT, GIT, GIT!

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Both: HEY!
[ GRUNTING ]

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[ THUDDING ]

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COME ON!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

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[ DOOR CREAKS ]

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All: HELLO.

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Old Guard #1:
WE ARE THE SWORN PROTECTORS

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OF THE FORBIDDEN
INNER SANCTUM, HEH.

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UH, TO PROCEED, YOU MUST ANSWER
THIS ANCIENT RIDDLE.

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I FORGOT THE RIDDLE.

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THAT'S OKAY.

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I LOVE YOU.

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I LOVE YOU, TOO.

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HEY,
THERE'S STAIRS BACK HERE.

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I LOVE YOU GUYS.

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[ PURRING ]

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Old Guard #2: OH.

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[ LIQUID BUBBLING ]

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WHOA!

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Jake:
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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[ SIGHS ]
WAIT UP.

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IT'S A DRAGON --
A CANDY DRAGON.

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LOOK.

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HE SUCKS THE VITAMINS
FROM THE ROOTS

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AND TRANSFORMS IT
INTO CANDY JUICE.

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AND THEN -- AND THEN THE JUICE
GOES IN ALL THOSE DRAINS.

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THIS -- THIS IS THE LIFEBLOOD
OF THE WHOLE KINGDOM!

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POWER, DEFENSE, RECREATION --
THIS IS EVERYTHING!

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King of OOO:
♪ MO-MO-MO-MONEY ♪
IT CLEANS, IT NOURISHES,

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♪ MO-MO-MONEY, MONEY, MONEY ♪

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♪ MO-MO-MO-MONEY, MONEY ♪

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GO ON.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
WITH ALL THIS MONEY TALK?

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YEAH, WHY ARE YOU SINGING
THE MONEY SONG?

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WHAT, YOU DON'T SEE IT?

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[ CHUCKLES ]
THEY DON'T SEE IT.

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LOOK, EVERYONE NEEDS JUICE
TO LIVE, RIGHT?

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AND I CONTROL
THE SOURCE OF THE JUICE.

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SO BY ME CHARGING A MERE
PITTANCE FOR EVERY SINGLE DROP,

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I CAN EASILY QUADRUPLE
MY TREASURE PILE!

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MAN, IF YOU THINK WE'RE JUST
GONNA STAND HERE AND --

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ALTHOUGH...

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IF THIS DRAGON THING
COULD PICK UP THE PACE A BIT,

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WE COULD HAVE ENOUGH
OF A SURPLUS LEFT OVER

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TO EXPORT WORLDWIDE!

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HEY! YOU THERE!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT PICKING UP THE --

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[ SCREECHING ]

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[ CRASH ]

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LOOKS LIKE THE CANDY KINGDOM
EMPIRE IS FINISHED.

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BUT THE FOUR OF US
WILL LIVE LIKE KINGS

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TILL THE JUICE RUNS OUT.

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WHAT DO YA SAY, BOYS,
LET'S -- OH.

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I WONDER
WHERE THEY RAN OFF TO.

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PRINCESS, PRINCESS,
PRINCESS!
PRINCESS!

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Both: PRINCESS, PRINCESS,
PRINCESS, PRINCESS!

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OH, HEY, BOYS!
Finn: PRINCESS!

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SKLIZ IS REALLY BLIZZED UP
WITH THE KING OF OOO!

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HE REALLY BLIZZED UP
ALL THE SKLIZ!

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HE BLIZZED IT ALL UP, MAN.

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YEAH, WELL, MAYBE HE SHOULD
UNBLIZZ IT, THEN.

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WHY DO I ALWAYS
GOT TO UNBLIZZ EVERYTHING?

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BUT, PRINCESS,
UNDER THE TREE, THERE'S --

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THERE'S A DRAGON,
AND HE TOOK THE JUICE.

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[ GASPS ]

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OH, NO.

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THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!

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NEDDY.

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Finn: PRINCESS?

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PRINCESS, WHAT IS IT?

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[ SIGHS ]

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THAT DRAGON YOU SAW,
HE'S MY BROTHER, NEDDY.

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[ BOTH GASP ]
WHA-A-A-A-A?!

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WE SPAWNED TOGETHER
FROM THE MOTHERGUM.

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AND NOW I'M ALL HE HAS.

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[ SQUAWKS ]

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NEDDY'S VERY SENSITIVE.

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IT'S NOT SAFE FOR HIM
OUT THERE.

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HE NEEDS MY HELP,
AND I'LL NEED YOURS.

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WUH-OH.

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AAAH!

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[ CLICKING ]

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[ SCREECHING ]

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[ GASPS ]

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[ POPPING AND CLICKING ]
[ WHIMPERING ]

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[ SCREAMS ]

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AH!

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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HMM?

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HMM?

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[ SCREECHES ]

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[ WHIMPERING ]

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[ POPPING AND CLICKING
RHYTHMICALLY ]

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IT'S PRETTY QUIET, HUH?!

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[ SOBBING ]

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[ SCREECHING ]

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[ CAWS ]

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[ SCREECHES ]
[ CAWS ]

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[ SCREECHES ]
[ CAWS ]

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[ SOBBING ]

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[ GASPS ]

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[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]

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OKAY, GUYS,
NEDDY'S IN THIS CAVE.

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I KNOW BECAUSE
MY BOD-ROD HERE

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IS CALIBRATED
TO OUR SISTER/BROTHER BOND.

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NOW, PEOPLE FRIGHTEN HIM,
SO I'M GOING IN ALONE.

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IF HE TRIES TO RUN, STOP HIM.

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I DON'T THINK WE CAN,
HE'S A GIANT --

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YUP!

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THANKS, GUYS!

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[ SIGHS ]

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THIS ARMOR...
IS DRIVING ME...NUTS!

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NO WAY!
I CHANGED MY MIND.

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I FEEL LIKE
A FANCY SHIELD.

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OR IF I WAS LIKE
A DANGEROUS CANDLESTICK.

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LIKE,
A KNIGHT'S CANDLESTICK.

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YOU DON'T STRETCH, MAN.

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THIS THING'S
CRAMPIN' MY CRIMPS!

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[ GRUNTING ]

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WHOO!

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DUDE, I DON'T LIKE THAT.

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[ SQUEALS ]

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AAH!

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[ WHIMPERING ]

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NEDDY, YOU SWEET WEIRDO.

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[ POPPING AND CLICKING
RHYTHMICALLY ]

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[ YAWNS ]

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[ SNORING ]

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OOH!

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OOH!

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[ SNORING ]

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OH, NO!
I JUST WANT CONSISTENCY!

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IF THE KING OF OOO
TRIES TO COME HERE AGAIN,

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YOU HAVE MY SECRET PERMISSION
TO STOP HIM.

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NO HOLDS BARRED --
MOOSEWOOD STADIUM FREESTYLE.

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SO WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO NOW?

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EH, GUARDING STUFF,
I GUESS.

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UM...HEY, BONNIE?

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YOU ALWAYS ACT LIKE A-A LONER,
RIGHT?

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BUT NEXT TO YOUR BROTHER,
YOU'RE THE LIGHT OF THE PARTY.

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SORRY, THE <i>LIGHT</i> OF THE PARTY.

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I MEAN, YEAH.

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ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS
I DID

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AFTER MAKING SURE
NEDDY WAS SAFE

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WAS TO START MAKING
THE CANDY PEOPLE.

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I WAS FORMED
IN THE MOTHERGUM.

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MY MIND AND MY GUM
WERE IN TOUCH

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WITH DOZENS OF OTHERS
LIKE A CROWDED WOMB.

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I GUESS I MISS THAT.

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BUT NEDDY'S FROM THE SAME PLACE
YOU'RE FROM,

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AND HE'S A WET HOT DOG
AROUND EVERYONE!

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PEOPLE GET BUILT DIFFERENT.

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WE DON'T NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT,
WE JUST NEED TO RESPECT IT.

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MAYBE HE LIKES HIS OWN COMPANY
BETTER THAN I LIKE MINE.

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WELL, DO YOU MISS
THE CANDY PEOPLE?

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HEY, BABALOOS.

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GOOD THING THAT JUICE
IS BACK ON.

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I WAS MAKING A MINT,
BUT -- HOO, DOGGY --

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MY CANDLES
WERE STARTING TO TURN.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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THANKS, JAKE.

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[ SIGHS ]
THAT'S THE STUFF.

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HEY, DO YOU KNOW
IF I CAN DRINK THIS?

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LIKE, IS IT LIKE WELL WATER --

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GOOD FOR BATHING,
BUT NOT SO GOOD FOR DRINKING?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING FOR IT.

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[ SLURPS, WHEEZES ]

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YEP. IT TASTES
JUST LIKE YOU'D THINK.

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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪

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THIS PARTY IS SO CRAZY!!!