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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]

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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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[ SCREECHES ]

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♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'LL GO
TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪

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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪

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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪

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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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Root Beer Guy: FEARLESSLY,
CAPTAIN ROOT BEER GUY

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CHARGES ACROSS THE BATTLEFIELD.

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THE ANCIENT SLEEPER RAISES
HIS POWER STAFF TO ATTACK.

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WITH ONE LEVER PULL, CAPTAIN
ROOT BEER GUY SAVES THE --

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ROOT BEER GUY!

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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

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ONE DAY AT A TIME.

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[ PURRING ]

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OKAY, LOAFY,
JUST A SECOND.

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[ WATER RUNNING ]
HMM?

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HELLO?

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[ GASPS ]

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ROOT BEER GUY?

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NOPE. STARCHY.

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YOU DO THIS
EVERY MORNING.

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I KNOW.
I'M SORRY, HONEY.

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I'M TRYING, BUT I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT HIM.

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LOOK, WE'VE BEEN MARRIED
TWO MONTHS ALREADY.

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I LOVE YOU,
BABY,

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BUT ISN'T THERE AN EXPIRATION
DATE TO THIS GRIEVING THING?

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I DON'T THINK
IT WORKS THAT WAY.

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STARCHY, DEAR,
COULD YOU FEED THE CAT LATER?

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I'VE GOT TO
PREP A WITNESS TONIGHT.

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ANYTHING FOR
MY CHERRY CREAM SODA

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AND HER SWEET,
LITTLE KITTY CAT.

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[ HISSES ]
OH!

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I'LL WIN YOUR HEART SOMEDAY,
LOAFY.

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WE CAN'T ALL BE
A CUTE, LITTLE CHARACTER

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WITH A CUTE,
LITTLE STRAW

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STICKING OUT OF OUR CUTE,
LITTLE HEAD.

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BUT TAKE SOME ADVICE
FROM AN OLD GRAVE DIGGER, HUH?

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MAYBE IT'S TIME TO DO SOMETHING
WITH <i>THAT.</i>

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HERE'S A THOUGHT --
I COULD BURY THIS FOR YOU.

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AN UNMARKED GRAVE
KIND OF THING.

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JUST -- SSWT! --
TOSS HIM IN THERE WITH WHOEVER.

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WELL, THAT'S --
THAT SEEMS MACABRE.

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BUT SWEET.
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

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OKAY, OKAY.
[ SMOOCHES ]

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SEE YOU TONIGHT.

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LOOKS LIKE
IT'S GONNA RAIN.

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DON'T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA,
STARCHY.

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OOH, THANKS.

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MAYBE I'LL TAKE MY HOE
IN CASE THINGS GET SLOPPY.

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WELL,
BYE AGAIN.

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BYE.

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[ WIND WHISTLING ]

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

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[ HUMMING ]

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YOU TWO ARE MARRIED.

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[ WIND WHISTLING ]

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GOODBYE, ROOT BEER GUY.

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[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]

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[ POP! ]

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GOOD MORNING,
HUSBAND.

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GOOD MORNING,
WIFE.

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SHAVING YOUR 'STACHE?

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UH-HUH.

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AAAAAHHHH!

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STARCHY!
WHAT? WHAT?

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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

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BLAZES MAZES!
WHAT IS GOING ON?

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I SAW HIM.
HE WAS RIGHT OUTSIDE.

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WHO?
FINN? JAKE?

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CANDY PERSON NUMBER 22?

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MAYBE I CAN STILL
CATCH HIM...

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HI, SWEETIE.

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I WAS DEAD,
BUT I CAME BACK TO LIFE.

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THAT WAS
REALLY SOMETHING.

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HMM.

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IT'S OKAY, BABY.

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STARCHY'S HERE.

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OH,
THANK HEAVENS.

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IT WAS JUST
ANOTHER HALLUCINA-A-TION.

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HONEY, I'M FAIRLY UPSET
THAT YOU REMARRIED.

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BUT HOW
IS THIS POSSIBLE?

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YOU WERE ZAPPED BY DARREN
THE ANCIENT SLEEPER.

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YOUR DOME
WAS CRACKED.

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YOUR ROOT BEER
SOAKED INTO THE GROUND.

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I BURIED YOUR REMAINS IN A MASON
JAR, WHICH IS NOW YOUR HEAD.

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AND...AND --
AND NOW I'M WITH STARCHY.

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I MEAN,
WE'RE -- WE'RE LEGALLY MARRIED.

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YOU'RE LEGALLY DEAD.

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NOT THAT I WANT TO SOUND
OBSESSED WITH LEGALITIES,

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BUT I AM
A LAWYER.

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HEY, WHERE'S THAT LITTLE STATUE
I GOT YOU?

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IT SAID, "I WUV YOU,"
ON THE BASE OF IT.

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IT WAS A LITTLE BEAR
WITH HIS ARMS OUT LIKE THIS.

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[ CLATTER ]

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HE WAS ALL, "I WUV YOU,
I WUV YOU, I WUV YOU."

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[ CRASH ]

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NO SUDDEN MOVES, BABY.
HE'S GOT FREAKY ZOMBIE STRENGTH.

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MAYBE IT'S UP HERE.
[ GRUNTS ]

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DID YOU HIRE A MAID SERVICE
OR SOMETHING WHILE I WAS GONE?

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I SURE HOPE THEY DIDN'T
THROW OUT THE "I WUV YOU" BEAR.

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ENOUGH!

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I SHOULD HAVE PUT YOU
IN THE GROUND A LONG TIME AGO!

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HEY,
I CAME BACK FOR <i>HER.</i>

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[ POPPING ]

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ROOT BEER GUY, IF THAT IS YOU
IN THERE, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

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BUT THIS
ISN'T FAIR.

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YOU ENDED OUR LIFE TOGETHER
WHEN YOU PULLED THAT LEVER.

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YOU MADE THE CHOICE,
AND YOU SAVED THE KINGDOM.

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BUT YOU LOST ME.

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HEH. BURN.

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CHERRY CREAM SODA,
I STILL WUV YOU -- WHOA!

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[ POPPING ]

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YOU ALWAYS WANTED THIS WALL
KNOCKED DOWN ANYWAY, RIGHT?

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[ CHUCKLES ] OOH.

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OOOH! WAH!

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YOU COME BACK
WITH NO EXPLANATION,

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WRECK UP THE PLACE,

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AND YOU EXPECT TO JUST
PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF?

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GET OUT
OF MY HOUSE!

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I'M SORRY.

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STARCHY WINS!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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Jake:
THAT'S FUNNY.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USED TO
BE MARRIED TO SUCH A FREAK.

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HE ISN'T A FREAK.

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OR HE DIDN'T USED TO BE.

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[ SIGHS ]

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SHH, SHH,
SHH, SHH.

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DON'T WORRY,
HONEY.

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DON'T TOUCH ME NOW,
PLEASE.

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I NEED TIME
TO THINK.

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LOOK, BABY.

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STARCHY KNOWS
ALL THE FRESH WIDOWS IN TOWN,

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AND STARCHY CHOSE YOU.

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STARCHY <i>WUVS</i> YOU.

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IT'S TIME TO DIG A HOLE.

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I THOUGHT SHE'D BE HAPPY TO
SEE ME, BUT IT WAS DISASTER.

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I DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE TO PICK UP WITH HER,

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SO OF COURSE
I JUST ACTED LIKE A GOOF.

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OH, AND NOW
I'M ONE OF THE UNDEAD, I GUESS.

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HEY, MAN, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU.

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[ SPEAKING KOREAN ]

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[ SIGHS ]
SHE'S GOT A POINT, THOUGH.

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I WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED
TO BE THE BIG HERO,

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AND I GOT
MY WISH.

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BUT I DIDN'T THINK
ABOUT HER ENOUGH.

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I'M NOT EVEN
THINKING ABOUT HER RIGHT NOW.

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YES, YOU ARE.
I AM?

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RUN BACK
AND TELL HER

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ALL THE STUFF
YOU'VE BEEN TELLING US.

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MAYBE YOU COULD PICK UP FROM
A PLACE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN YET.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,
BUT IT SOUNDS VERY ENCOURAGING!

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SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

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HE DIDN'T BITE YOU,
DID HE?

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CHERRY CREAM SODA!

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CHERRY CREAM SODA!

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I'VE HAD A REVELATION
OF SOME KIND.

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NO DIRT-HEADS ALLOWED.

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UH, BUT I HAVE TO TALK
TO CHERRY CREAM SODA.

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OH, NO YOU DON'T.
NUH-UH.

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I'M TRYING
TO BE POLITE.

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[ CLANG! ]

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OH, DEAR.
HMM.

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PARDON ME!

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IT'S ON, ZOMBIE.

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WHAT THE HECK?

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YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH,
FREAKY DIRT GUY!

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WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!

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LOOK, WILL YOU
GIVE ME A BREAK?

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TOO CHICKEN, HUH?
LOOK, I'LL PUT THE SHOVELS DOWN.

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SEE? HAH!

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THIS IS CHILDISH.

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

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HA!

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GET AWAY
FROM MY HEAD!

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HO-HO!

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WE HAVE
SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

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WAIT FOR ME,
LITTLE DIRT BEER!

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OOH, IS SOMEBODY AFRAID
OF OLD STARCHY?

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I'M AFRAID
OF <i>KILLING</i> YOU.

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OH, BOO-HOO.

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DON'T HURT ME!

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UGH. IS IT NOT POSSIBLE
TO GET AWAY FROM YOU?

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I'M ESCORTING YOU
TO YOUR NEW HOME --

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FAR AWAY
FROM <i>MY</i> HOUSE.

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IT'S NOT EVEN
YOUR HOUSE.

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HA!
IT'S PRACTICALLY MINE.

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TONIGHT,
YOU'LL SLEEP IN A HOLE --

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THE SAME DIRTY GRAVE HOLE
FROM WHENCE YOU SPRANG!

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I'M NOT USUALLY VIOLENT,
BUT YOU PUSHED ME.

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NAH.

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WHAT'S THIS?

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OKAY,
NOW WE'RE TALKING.

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POKE ME WITH A SHOVEL NOW,
YOU MUSTACHE FACE.

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AW.

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STOP IT,
BOTH OF YOU.

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NEITHER OF YOU THOUGHT
TO ASK <i>ME</i> WHAT <i>I</i> WANT.

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I'VE MADE A DECISION
WHO I WANT TO BE WITH.

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[ WIND WHISTLING ]

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I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH
EITHER OF YOU.

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WHAT?!
YOU'RE A MANIAC.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I EVER GOT THAT LOW.

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HMM!
STARCHY DOESN'T NEED THIS.

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AND YOU.
I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE.

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OKAY.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

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I SAID "I DON'T KNOW YOU,"
BUT I'D LIKE TO.

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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO ON A DATE?

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YEE!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

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I MEAN, YES.
THIS IS WEIRD, RIGHT?

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WELL, WE'VE NEVER
ACTUALLY DATED BEFORE.

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WE GOT MARRIED
SO FAST.

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LET'S TAKE IT SLOW
THIS TIME AROUND.

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ONE DATE
AT A TIME.

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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪