[ OWL HOOTS ]
[ SCREECHES ]
♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO A VERY DISTANT LAND ♪
♪ WITH FINN AND JAKE AND MARCELINE ♪
♪ AND PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
[ PANTING ] MARCELINE, NOOOOO!
DON'T LET ANYONE READ MY DIARIES!
BURN THEM, FINN! THEY'RE EMBARRASSI--
[ SCREAMING ]
AND THEN HE SAID, "FINE."
THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW I MET YOUR DAD.
CAN I PLAY NOW?
NO, MARCELINE, SWEETIE.
IT'S NAP TIME.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP.
MY DREAMS ARE WEIRD.
ALL DREAMS ARE WEIRD.
BUT, MOM, MY DREAMS WE-E-E-IRD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HONEY, SOMETHING WEIRD MIGHT JUST BE SOMETHING FAMILIAR
VIEWED FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE.
AND THAT'S NOT SCARY, RIGHT?
♪ LET'S GO IN THE GARDEN ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING WAITING ♪
Both: ♪ RIGHT THERE WHERE YOU LEFT IT ♪
♪ FLYING UPSIDE DOWN ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FINALLY FIND IT ♪
♪ YOU'LL SEE HOW IT'S FADED ♪
♪ THE UNDERSIDE IS LIGHTER ♪
♪ WHEN YOU TURN IT AROUND ♪
♪ EVERYTHING STAYS RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT IT ♪
Simon: HELLO, MARCI.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL EVER HEAR THIS MESSAGE.
I FEAR MY THOUGHTS ARE NO LONGER MY OWN.
JUST WATCH OVER ME
UNTIL I CAN FIND MY WAY OUT OF THIS LABYRINTH IN MY BRAIN
AND REGAIN MY SANITY.
AND THEN MAYBE, BETTY, MY PRINCESS --
MAYBE YOU WILL LOVE ME AGAIN.
[ SIGHS ] PLEASE LOVE ME AGAIN, BETTY!
[ SOBBING ]
OKAY, BYE.
[ CAMERA SHATTERS ] [ SIGHS ]
HEY, SIMON.
I, UH, FINISHED PACKING YOUR GEAR.
SO, CAN I HAVE MY TAPE NOW?
WHAT? NO.
THIS IS PRIVATE, SILLY.
THERE YOU GO. SNUG AS A BUG.
SERIOUSLY, SIMON. PLEASE DON'T GO.
I-I HAVE TO PROTECT YOU.
HOW CAN YOU PROTECT ME IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN HERE?
I'LL ARRANGE FOR SOMEONE TO COME TAKE CARE OF YOU.
I'LL MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T LEAVE.
PLEASE, SIMON, I COULD HELP YOU WITH THIS.
YEAH. MAYBE ONE DAY YOU WILL.
BUT UNTIL THEN, YOU HAVE TO STAY BRAVE, MY FEARLESS MARCELINE.
OUCH!
YOU SEE? I HAVE TO GO NOW.
GOODBYE, MARCI.
WAIT! NO! WAIT!
OHH!
SIMON!
[ WIND HOWLING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ PANTING ] GAH, EW.
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
OKAY, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
PEEK-A-POP! [ LAUGHS ]
THE FOOL!
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU FOUND ME, MARCELINE!
NOW YOU'RE IT.
WE'RE NOT PLAYING, FOOL.
YOU'RE AN EVIL, BLOOD-SUCKING FIEND.
I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU.
HEY, YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING FUNNY?
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
I LOOK LIKE A BUTT.
PBHT!
OHH!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ COUGHING ]
HUH? [ SNIFFS ]
[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
OH. COOL.
SWEET MUSIC TO MY EARS.
[ BASS PLAYS ]
COME ON, LITTLE BUN.
JUST TURN AROUND.
UGH, STUPID ANIMAL.
WHA?!
OH! I'M SORRY!
ALL RIGHT, HOLD STILL.
THERE YOU GO.
SEE? IT'S OKAY.
[ SCREAMING ]
NO, KID!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF ME!
I'M A REALLY GOOD... PERSON.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!
HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH?
THERE'S...OHH, HOO... A VAMPIRE!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
YES WAY. I SAW IT REAL CLOSE.
IT LOOKED LIKE A GIRL, BUT IT HAD FANGS LIKE...
[ GRUMBLING ]
EVERYBODY, READY YOUR WEAPONS.
DON'T WORRY. WE'LL BE READY FOR IT.
[ BIRD SQUAWKING ]
OHH!
[ GASPS ] HEY.
[ ALL GASP ]
NO, NO, I-IT'S COOL. I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
[ WHIMPERS ]
GO AWAY, VAMPIRE.
I'M IN THE SUNLIGHT. I'M NOT A FLIPPING VAMPIRE!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ SIGHS ]
MM? MM?
WHAT'S THAT?
OH, YOU WANT OLD TWO BREAD TOM TO PLAY THE SONG.
PLEASE DO NOT PLAY THE SONG.
NO, THE CHILD IS RIGHT.
AS HUMANS, IT'S OUR DUTY TO TELL THE TALES,
TO SING THE SONGS.
ART MUST SURVIVE.
♪ STREAKS ON THE CHINA ♪
♪ NEVER MATTERED BEFORE ♪
♪ WHO CARES? ♪
♪ WHEN YOU DROP-KICKED YOUR JACKET ♪
♪ AS YOU CAME THROUGH THE DOOR ♪
♪ NO ONE GLARED ♪
♪ BUT SOMETIMES THINGS GET TURNED AROUND ♪
♪ AND NO ONE'S SPARED ♪
♪ ALL HANDS, LOOK OUT BELOW ♪
♪ THERE'S A CHANGE IN THE STATUS QUO-O-O ♪
♪ GONNA NEED ALL THE HELP THAT WE CAN GET ♪
[ COUGHS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ IMITATES GUITAR ]
YOU WANT ME TO PLAY MORE?
Two Bread Tom: YES, PLEASE.
THE CONSENSUS IS THAT YOUR COVER'S BETTER.
♪ ACCORDING TO OUR NEW ARRIVAL ♪
♪ LIFE IS MORE THAN MERE SURVIVAL ♪
♪ AND WE JUST MIGHT LIVE THE GOOD LIFE YET ♪
[ BASS PLAYING ]
HMM?
OH, MAN, SCHWABL,
I SURE HOPE THERE AIN'T A LITTLE VAMPIRE KID
SNEAKING UP BEHIND ME.
VAMPIRE ATTACK!
OH, NO!
UGH! I'M DEAD.
[ SPITS ]
THIS IS SERIOUS, MARCELINE.
WHAT IF I WAS A VAMPIRE?
YOU NEED AN ANIMAL HAT.
LOOKS LIKE THE PROJECT'S COMING ALONG, HUH?
[ FOGHORN BLARES ] WAAAAH!
[ MARCELINE WHISTLES ]
HEY, MARCELINE! MARCELINE!
TWO BREAD TOM, HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?
OH, SO GOOD. I HAD A HOAGIE FOR LUNCH.
AND EVEN BETTER, THE SHIP'S REPAIRS ARE ALMOST DONE.
WE SHOULD BE READY TO SAIL IN ANOTHER DAY OR TWO.
OH, THAT'S REALLY GREAT.
BUT LISTEN, I'VE CLEARED OUT
ALMOST ALL THE VAMPIRES THAT ARE LEFT.
IN ANOTHER WEEK OR TWO, YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE.
YEAH, MARCELINE!
OH, MARCI, YOU'RE SUCH A SWEET WEIRD KID.
BUT IT'S NOT JUST THE VAMPIRES OR THE OOZERS
OR THEM HUNGRY-LOOKING RAINBOWS.
THE LATEST ATMOSPHERIC READINGS ARE GOING BANANAS.
SOMETHING BIG IS COMING.
AND IT'S GONNA CHANGE ALL OF THIS.
NO, WE'D DO BEST TO CLEAR OUT OF THIS CONTINENT ALTOGETHER.
HEY, YOU SHOULD COME, TOO.
AFTER ALL, YOU'RE ONE OF US.
[ BELL CLANKING ]
THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE HERE!
AAH! HE'S BITING MY HAT!
GET TO THE BOAT!
[ VAMPIRES GRUMBLING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, GEEZ. OH, GEEZ.
THAT'S NOT SCHWABL, MAN.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WELL, YOU GOT ME.
WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? THE BOOTS?
AAH!
MARCELINE!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
HI, THERE, HIEROPHANT!
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET US EAT HUMANS?
YOU'RE, LIKE, MESSING UP THE NATURAL ORDER.
THIS IS OUR TIME.
IT'S MY TIME.
AND ONCE I STAKE AND GANK YOUR SHAPE-SHIFTING POWER,
I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE.
HA!
[ GASPS ] WHAT?!
[ LAUGHS ]
I PICKED UP SELF-HEALING POWER LAST MONTH,
OFF SOME VAMP WITH A HEAD LIKE A GARDEN TROWEL.
SO, YOU'VE SLAIN SISTER MOON.
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE JUST A HAPA DEMON PUNK,
BLIND TO THE PRICE YOU MUST PAY FOR SUCH POWERS.
[ As Dracula ] BLAH! I DON'T CARE!
FINE.
AH! SHOW YOURSELF!
OKAY.
WAH-WAH.
[ GULPS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
KA-CHING!
[ GASPS ]
OH, GEEZ.
HEY, MARCELINE, LET ME "AX" YOU SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHS ] YOU GET IT?
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE, TOM.
OH, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THAT BAD.
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!
AAH.
HE'S HERE.
HE'S THE WORST OF THEM ALL -- THE VAMPIRE KING.
[ SCREAMING ]
WHAT?
MARCELINE, YOU'RE NOT DEAD! WHOO!
P.B.'s CURE. IT MUST HAVE WORKED!
NO SOY VAMPIRE.
ALSO, UNTIE ME, PLEASE.
I'M NOT A MURDERER!
OKAY, BUT WAIT, IF SHE'S NOT A VAMPIRE,
THEN WHAT'S BEEN DRAINING OUR COWS?
[ GROANS ]
AAH!
FINN?
GEEZ.
I HOPE FINN DIDN'T GET BLOOD-SUCKED
AFTER I STRESS-FAINTED.
WHO THE HECK IS THIS?
[ MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ HISSES ]
♪♪
THIS PARTY'S SO CRAZY!