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[ OWL HOOTS ]

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[ SCREECHES ]

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♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'RE GOING TO
A VERY DISTANT LAND ♪

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♪ WITH FINN AND JAKE
AND MARCELINE ♪

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♪ AND PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM ♪

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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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MM-HMM.
[ DEVICE CRACKLING ]

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MM-HMM.

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6 AND 19...

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ONE VAMPIRE -- PBHT!

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TWO VAMPIRE -- PBHT!

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JAKE, CHECK ME OUT --

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I'M A SELF-SUFFICIENT
MOUNTAIN MAN.

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[ CHOMPING ]

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NO!

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DON'T PUT THAT BIZ
IN YOUR MOUTH, MAN!

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THEY COULD BE BOOBY-TRAPPED
OR POISONED OR --

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WHOA, CHILL, JAKE.

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THESE PEARLS WERE DROPPED
BY THE MOON.

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HER MAIN POWER IS
ACCELERATED HEALING.

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IT'LL BE LIKE FIGHTING
A CUTTING BOARD.

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HMM...

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OKAY.

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ANYWAYS, WE SHOULD TRY
TO FIND HER BEFORE --

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NO!

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I'M GONNA GET YOU!
COME ON!

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SEE, MARCY?

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ISN'T VAMPIRE HUNTING BETTER
WITH FRIENDS?

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YEAH, I GUESS.
I'M JUST GLAD SIMON IS OKAY.

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ANYWAY...

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I DON'T CARE HOW EASY
THIS VAMP SUPPOSED TO BE.

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WE SHOULD HOLE UP SOMEWHERE
BEFORE THE SUN GOES DOWN --

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IT'S DOWN. GREAT.

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YEP, LET'S GET GOING.

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[ DEVICE BEEPING ]

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MY VAMPIRE THINGY
IS INDICATING

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HIGH LEVELS OF
VAMPIRE JUNK IN...

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THIS DIRECTION.

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COME ON!

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[ PANTING ]

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[ GASPS ]

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AAH!

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HA HA!

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STOP, PLEASE!

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DON'T BE SUCH A NERD,
CRUNCHY.

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HUNTING IS THE MOST ROYAL
OF SPORTS!

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THE PEOPLE EXPECT IT OF
THEIR PRINCESS-KING.

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I DON'T THINK
THAT'S TR-- OW!

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AHHH!

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[ CLICKS TEETH ]
AFTER HIM, HAYDANCY!

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COME ON, CRUNCHY, IT'S DARK.
LET ME TIE YOU UP.

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[ CREATURE GROWLING ]

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AHA!

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GOOD GROWLING, CRUNCHY.

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[ GROWLING CONTINUES ]

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ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S A BIT MUCH.

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[ ROARS ]

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WHOA, GIRL!
OOF! UGH!
[ NEIGHS ]

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[ SNARLS ]

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[ SCREAMS ]

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OH, NO -- STOP!

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SHUSH UP!

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HUH?

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OH!

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[ WHIMPERING ]

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[ CREATURE SNORTING ]

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IT'S -- IT'S OKAY.
ANIMALS CAN'T CLIMB TREES.

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THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES US
FROM THEM.

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HA!
DUMB, LOWLY ANIMALS.

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[ BOTH GASP ]

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NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

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MARCELINE --
WHERE IS SHE?

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OH, BOY!
I-I WISH I KNEW!

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NO LOVE LOST THERE,
AM I RIGHT?

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TELL ME EVERYTHING.

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OKAY, OKAY!
I GREW UP POOR -- DIRT POOR.

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THE OTHER KIDS CALLED ME
LIL' BUBBLES

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BECAUSE WE COULDN'T
AFFORD A BATHTUB.

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SURE, I TRY TO ACT THE WAY
WEALTHY PEEPS ARE SUPPOS--

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SHUT UP!

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TELL ME WHERE TO FIND
MARCELINE!

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YEAH, SURE!

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WELL, SHE HANGS OUT WITH
THAT PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.

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YOU KNOW HER?

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WELL, SHE HAS A NICE LITTLE
CABIN BY THE, UH...

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I'LL DRAW YOU A MAP!

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CRUNCHY, DO YOU HAVE A PEN?
TELL ME YOU HAVE A PEN.

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OH! UH [GRUNTS]

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OH, THIS DARN ZIPPER...

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OH, BROTHER.

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

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[ SNARLS ]

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[ CLANG! ]

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MAY I COME IN?

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AAH! AH HA HA!

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YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE OLD
FASHIONED REVENANTS, AREN'T YOU?

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YOU CAN'T COME IN
UNLESS I INVITE YOU IN!

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[ LAUGHS MOCKINGLY ]

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WHAT DO YOU THINK
WOULD EVEN HAPPEN

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IF YOU JUST
WALKED IN HERE, HUH?

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YOU'RE SO DUMB,
YOU SAD OLD RELIC.

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HOW 'BOUT SOME GARLIC?

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[ SIZZLING ]

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HMM.

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YOU DUMB VAMPIRE!

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[ SNIFFS ]

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AH.

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WAIT!
DON'T GO THAT WAY!

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OH! LOOK!

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I'M OUT OF THE HOUSE!

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COME BACK!
COME BACK!

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BACK, BACK, BACK, BACK!

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HE'S NOT COMING BACK.

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[ PHONE CHIMES ]

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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

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YO, GUYS?

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PEP SAYS WE GOT
AN INCOMING VAMP.

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WHAT?!

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IS IT "THE MOON"?
DOUBT IT.

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SHE'S MORE OF
A HIDE-AND-SEEK TYPE.

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SO WHAT'S THE PLAN
FOR THIS CHUMP?

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GIVEN THAT HE CAN SEE
IN THE DARK PROBABLY

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AND COULD COME FROM ANYWHERE
AT ANY TIME

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[ Voice breaking ] AND SUCK
THE FLESH OFF OUR BONES!

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THEY COULD AMBUSH US
LIKE RIGHT N--

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[ GROWLING ]
[ SCREAMS ]

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AHH!

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I FEEL REFRESHED!

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ARE Y'ALL HUNTING WABBITS?

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[ WHISTLING ]

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Finn: MAN!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY JUST...
LEFT ME HERE.

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ALL UNARMED
AND TETHERED LIKE THIS.

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BOY, MY NECK SURE IS HOT.

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THIS BABY NEEDS
TO GET SOME AIR.

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LET'S DO IT.

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[ SCREAMING ]

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[ HISSES ]

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[ GRUNTS ]

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BACK OFF!

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[ GASPS ]

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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
TURN INTO NEXT,

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A PUPPY, A BABY GOOSE?!

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I'M A -- PBHT!
VAMPIRE! PBHT!

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AH!

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Princess Bubblegum:
HIEROPHANT!

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PBHT.

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GREEN LIGHT.

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[ GUN CLICKS ]
UGH!

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GEEZ,
AREN'T YOU COLD UP HERE?

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DON'T PEOPLE
WEAR COATS ANYMORE?

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I'VE GOT A PROPO--
OOF!

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[ HISSES ]

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Princess Bubblegum:
OH! SURPRISE.

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Vampire:
MARCELINE, WAIT!

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MARCELINE!

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JAKE, GATHER UP ALL THE STAKES
YOU CAN FIND.

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ON IT!

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HEY, FINN, CATCH!

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YES!

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TOOTS! WHERE'D HE GO?

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FINN, HEADS UP!

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TRY THIS!
[ GRUNTS ]

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FINN, I'M HELPING!

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HOW ABOUT THIS?
[ SCREAMS ]

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USE ONE OF THESE STAKES!
LSP, STOP!

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FINN, I GOT ONE!

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OOF!

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WHAT?!
FINN!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ SCRATCHING ]

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[ GASPS ]

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WHAT IS WITH

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ALL THIS TACKY
PLASTIC RUBBISH?!

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WE'LL NEVER LET YOU
GET TO HER!

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[ YELLS ] OH!

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[ GROWLS ]

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YOU DUNDERHEADS!

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I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH ALL
THIS MODERN NONSENSE!

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THE REST OF YOU, BEAT IT!

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MY BLOOD, MAN!

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I LOVE MY BLOOD.

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[ CHIMES ]

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[ SCREAMS ]

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[ GROANS ]

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[ HISSES ]

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[ GRUNTS ]

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GET IN ME!

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[ DOINK! ]
OHH!

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MAY I COME IN?

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NOPE.

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[ SNARLS ]

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GRR!

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"GRR"?

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LET ME IN!

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NOT GONNA HAPPEN, MAN!
EEK!

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WHAT SORT
OF CREATURE ARE YOU?

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UH, I'M A MAGIC DOG
WITH MAGIC BLOOD!

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I'VE GOT GALLONS AND GALLONS
OF WARM RED TEENAGE BLOOD,

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AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
PBHT!

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EH, YEAH?

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YEAH!

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OPEN UP A MURDER-HOLE,
BUDDY!

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OH!

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[ BUZZING ]

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MARCELINE, LISTEN TO ME.

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YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT
THE VAMPIRE KING.

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YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFEAT ME
IN YOUR CURRENT STATE.

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ALL RIGHT,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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THE TRUTH IS, I HATE THE KING
AS MUCH AS YOU DO.

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HE'S A TOTAL DINK.

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I CAME LOOKING FOR YOU
BECAUSE I WANT TO TEAM UP.

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THEN YOU STARTED TEMPTING ME
WITH BOY BLOOD

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AND HURLING SPIKY PURPLE GOBS
AT ME.

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HERE'S THE DOPE --
YOU NEED ME.

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YEAH, OKAY, GIRL,
YOU GOT THIS.

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I DON'T KNOW HOW
IT FINALLY HAPPENED,

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BUT HE MUST HAVE
LET YOU BEAT HIM.

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AM I RIGHT?

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UGH!

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ALL RIGHT,
SAY WE DO WORK TOGETHER.

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YOU NEED TO GIVE UP
DRINKING BLOOD.

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I'M A VAMPIRE!

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DRINKING BLOOD IS KIND OF
THE MAIN THING.

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AND YOU CAN DRINK RED
JUST AS EASY.

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HMM.

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NO HURTING POOR, SCARED,
BLOOD-FILLED ANIMALS.

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WELL, THEN,
I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE.

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I'M JUST GOING
TO WASTE YOU...
[ GASPS ]

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...AND EAT THAT KID,

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BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT AN
OLD-SCHOOL VAMPIRE DOES!

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[ CRYING ]
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE!

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[ GASPS ] NO!
I WASN'T INVITED!

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NO!

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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GEEZ.
WHAT HAPPENED?

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DUDE WAS TOO OLD FASHIONED
FOR HIS OWN GOOD.

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HE JUST COULDN'T GET
WITH THE TIMES.

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Y'ALL SEE THAT?
I KILLED A VAMPIRE.

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AAH, GREAT!
MY PLAN WORKED!

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UGH.
I DON'T FEEL SO HOT.

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[ GROANS ]

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[ SNARLING ]

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BYE-BYE!

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[ GROANS ]

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MARCELINE!

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[ WHIMPERING ]

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OH, NO.

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UH, GUYS, I'M NOT FEELING
THAT GREAT EITH--

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[ RETCHES ]

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UGH!

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[ SMACKS LIPS ]

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