[ OWL HOOTS ]
[ SCREECHES ]
♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO A VERY DISTANT LAND ♪
♪ WITH FINN AND JAKE AND MARCELINE ♪
♪ AND PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
MM-HMM. [ DEVICE CRACKLING ]
MM-HMM.
6 AND 19...
ONE VAMPIRE -- PBHT!
TWO VAMPIRE -- PBHT!
JAKE, CHECK ME OUT --
I'M A SELF-SUFFICIENT MOUNTAIN MAN.
[ CHOMPING ]
NO!
DON'T PUT THAT BIZ IN YOUR MOUTH, MAN!
THEY COULD BE BOOBY-TRAPPED OR POISONED OR --
WHOA, CHILL, JAKE.
THESE PEARLS WERE DROPPED BY THE MOON.
HER MAIN POWER IS ACCELERATED HEALING.
IT'LL BE LIKE FIGHTING A CUTTING BOARD.
HMM...
OKAY.
ANYWAYS, WE SHOULD TRY TO FIND HER BEFORE --
NO!
I'M GONNA GET YOU! COME ON!
SEE, MARCY?
ISN'T VAMPIRE HUNTING BETTER WITH FRIENDS?
YEAH, I GUESS. I'M JUST GLAD SIMON IS OKAY.
ANYWAY...
I DON'T CARE HOW EASY THIS VAMP SUPPOSED TO BE.
WE SHOULD HOLE UP SOMEWHERE BEFORE THE SUN GOES DOWN --
IT'S DOWN. GREAT.
YEP, LET'S GET GOING.
[ DEVICE BEEPING ]
MY VAMPIRE THINGY IS INDICATING
HIGH LEVELS OF VAMPIRE JUNK IN...
THIS DIRECTION.
COME ON!
[ PANTING ]
[ GASPS ]
AAH!
HA HA!
STOP, PLEASE!
DON'T BE SUCH A NERD, CRUNCHY.
HUNTING IS THE MOST ROYAL OF SPORTS!
THE PEOPLE EXPECT IT OF THEIR PRINCESS-KING.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S TR-- OW!
AHHH!
[ CLICKS TEETH ] AFTER HIM, HAYDANCY!
COME ON, CRUNCHY, IT'S DARK. LET ME TIE YOU UP.
[ CREATURE GROWLING ]
AHA!
GOOD GROWLING, CRUNCHY.
[ GROWLING CONTINUES ]
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S A BIT MUCH.
[ ROARS ]
WHOA, GIRL! OOF! UGH! [ NEIGHS ]
[ SNARLS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
OH, NO -- STOP!
SHUSH UP!
HUH?
OH!
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ CREATURE SNORTING ]
IT'S -- IT'S OKAY. ANIMALS CAN'T CLIMB TREES.
THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES US FROM THEM.
HA! DUMB, LOWLY ANIMALS.
[ BOTH GASP ]
NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
MARCELINE -- WHERE IS SHE?
OH, BOY! I-I WISH I KNEW!
NO LOVE LOST THERE, AM I RIGHT?
TELL ME EVERYTHING.
OKAY, OKAY! I GREW UP POOR -- DIRT POOR.
THE OTHER KIDS CALLED ME LIL' BUBBLES
BECAUSE WE COULDN'T AFFORD A BATHTUB.
SURE, I TRY TO ACT THE WAY WEALTHY PEEPS ARE SUPPOS--
SHUT UP!
TELL ME WHERE TO FIND MARCELINE!
YEAH, SURE!
WELL, SHE HANGS OUT WITH THAT PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM.
YOU KNOW HER?
WELL, SHE HAS A NICE LITTLE CABIN BY THE, UH...
I'LL DRAW YOU A MAP!
CRUNCHY, DO YOU HAVE A PEN? TELL ME YOU HAVE A PEN.
OH! UH [GRUNTS]
OH, THIS DARN ZIPPER...
OH, BROTHER.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
[ SNARLS ]
[ CLANG! ]
MAY I COME IN?
AAH! AH HA HA!
YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE OLD FASHIONED REVENANTS, AREN'T YOU?
YOU CAN'T COME IN UNLESS I INVITE YOU IN!
[ LAUGHS MOCKINGLY ]
WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD EVEN HAPPEN
IF YOU JUST WALKED IN HERE, HUH?
YOU'RE SO DUMB, YOU SAD OLD RELIC.
HOW 'BOUT SOME GARLIC?
[ SIZZLING ]
HMM.
YOU DUMB VAMPIRE!
[ SNIFFS ]
AH.
WAIT! DON'T GO THAT WAY!
OH! LOOK!
I'M OUT OF THE HOUSE!
COME BACK! COME BACK!
BACK, BACK, BACK, BACK!
HE'S NOT COMING BACK.
[ PHONE CHIMES ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
YO, GUYS?
PEP SAYS WE GOT AN INCOMING VAMP.
WHAT?!
IS IT "THE MOON"? DOUBT IT.
SHE'S MORE OF A HIDE-AND-SEEK TYPE.
SO WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR THIS CHUMP?
GIVEN THAT HE CAN SEE IN THE DARK PROBABLY
AND COULD COME FROM ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME
[ Voice breaking ] AND SUCK THE FLESH OFF OUR BONES!
THEY COULD AMBUSH US LIKE RIGHT N--
[ GROWLING ] [ SCREAMS ]
AHH!
I FEEL REFRESHED!
ARE Y'ALL HUNTING WABBITS?
[ WHISTLING ]
Finn: MAN!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY JUST... LEFT ME HERE.
ALL UNARMED AND TETHERED LIKE THIS.
BOY, MY NECK SURE IS HOT.
THIS BABY NEEDS TO GET SOME AIR.
LET'S DO IT.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ HISSES ]
[ GRUNTS ]
BACK OFF!
[ GASPS ]
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO NEXT,
A PUPPY, A BABY GOOSE?!
I'M A -- PBHT! VAMPIRE! PBHT!
AH!
Princess Bubblegum: HIEROPHANT!
PBHT.
GREEN LIGHT.
[ GUN CLICKS ] UGH!
GEEZ, AREN'T YOU COLD UP HERE?
DON'T PEOPLE WEAR COATS ANYMORE?
I'VE GOT A PROPO-- OOF!
[ HISSES ]
Princess Bubblegum: OH! SURPRISE.
Vampire: MARCELINE, WAIT!
MARCELINE!
JAKE, GATHER UP ALL THE STAKES YOU CAN FIND.
ON IT!
HEY, FINN, CATCH!
YES!
TOOTS! WHERE'D HE GO?
FINN, HEADS UP!
TRY THIS! [ GRUNTS ]
FINN, I'M HELPING!
HOW ABOUT THIS? [ SCREAMS ]
USE ONE OF THESE STAKES! LSP, STOP!
FINN, I GOT ONE!
OOF!
WHAT?! FINN!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SCRATCHING ]
[ GASPS ]
WHAT IS WITH
ALL THIS TACKY PLASTIC RUBBISH?!
WE'LL NEVER LET YOU GET TO HER!
[ YELLS ] OH!
[ GROWLS ]
YOU DUNDERHEADS!
I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH ALL THIS MODERN NONSENSE!
THE REST OF YOU, BEAT IT!
MY BLOOD, MAN!
I LOVE MY BLOOD.
[ CHIMES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ HISSES ]
[ GRUNTS ]
GET IN ME!
[ DOINK! ] OHH!
MAY I COME IN?
NOPE.
[ SNARLS ]
GRR!
"GRR"?
LET ME IN!
NOT GONNA HAPPEN, MAN! EEK!
WHAT SORT OF CREATURE ARE YOU?
UH, I'M A MAGIC DOG WITH MAGIC BLOOD!
I'VE GOT GALLONS AND GALLONS OF WARM RED TEENAGE BLOOD,
AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! PBHT!
EH, YEAH?
YEAH!
OPEN UP A MURDER-HOLE, BUDDY!
OH!
[ BUZZING ]
MARCELINE, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT THE VAMPIRE KING.
YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFEAT ME IN YOUR CURRENT STATE.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
THE TRUTH IS, I HATE THE KING AS MUCH AS YOU DO.
HE'S A TOTAL DINK.
I CAME LOOKING FOR YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO TEAM UP.
THEN YOU STARTED TEMPTING ME WITH BOY BLOOD
AND HURLING SPIKY PURPLE GOBS AT ME.
HERE'S THE DOPE -- YOU NEED ME.
YEAH, OKAY, GIRL, YOU GOT THIS.
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT FINALLY HAPPENED,
BUT HE MUST HAVE LET YOU BEAT HIM.
AM I RIGHT?
UGH!
ALL RIGHT, SAY WE DO WORK TOGETHER.
YOU NEED TO GIVE UP DRINKING BLOOD.
I'M A VAMPIRE!
DRINKING BLOOD IS KIND OF THE MAIN THING.
AND YOU CAN DRINK RED JUST AS EASY.
HMM.
NO HURTING POOR, SCARED, BLOOD-FILLED ANIMALS.
WELL, THEN, I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE.
I'M JUST GOING TO WASTE YOU... [ GASPS ]
...AND EAT THAT KID,
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT AN OLD-SCHOOL VAMPIRE DOES!
[ CRYING ] I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE!
[ GASPS ] NO! I WASN'T INVITED!
NO!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
GEEZ. WHAT HAPPENED?
DUDE WAS TOO OLD FASHIONED FOR HIS OWN GOOD.
HE JUST COULDN'T GET WITH THE TIMES.
Y'ALL SEE THAT? I KILLED A VAMPIRE.
AAH, GREAT! MY PLAN WORKED!
UGH. I DON'T FEEL SO HOT.
[ GROANS ]
[ SNARLING ]
BYE-BYE!
[ GROANS ]
MARCELINE!
[ WHIMPERING ]
OH, NO.
UH, GUYS, I'M NOT FEELING THAT GREAT EITH--
[ RETCHES ]
UGH!
[ SMACKS LIPS ]
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