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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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[ SCREECHES ]

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♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'LL GO
TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪

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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪

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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪

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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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[ HUMMING ]

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ONE FREE-RANGE HUMPTY DUMPTY.

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SORRY.

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FINE AGED CHEDDAR MAN.

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HOMEMADE KETCHUP.

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[ GAGS ]

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[ SWISHING ]

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[ GROANING ]

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A FRESH PEPPER FART

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[ FART! ]

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DANCE, PARSLEY.

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[ SQUISH ]

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FACE BREAD.

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SPECIAL
SENTIENT SANDWICH.

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[ CLICK, WHIRRING ]

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[ WHOOSHING ]

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[ CLICK,
WHIRRING AND WHOOSHING STOP ]

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MMM...IS THAT
SPECIAL SENTIENT SAMMICH?

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BINGO.

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MADE BY THE BMO.

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BMO, YOU'RE MY LITTLE CHERUB.
YOU KNOW THAT?

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YOU MADE ALL THIS
FOR ME, RIGHT?

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AAAHHH.

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NOT SO FAST, JAKE!

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NAAAW.

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THE SAMMICHES ARE YOURS...
FOR A PRICE.

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WHAT?

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I NEED YOU TO BE
MY TINY HORSE FOR THE DAY,

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SO I CAN DO MY LIVE-ACTION
COWBOY ROLE-PLAY ADVENTURE.

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NO WAY.
POO DEAL.

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I'LL DO 20 MINUTES.

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IT TOOK ME OVER SIX HOURS
TO PREPARE THIS NOSH JAKE!

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NOT TO MENTION THE TIME IT TOOK
ACQUIRING THE INGREDIENTS

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THROUGH THE "SPECIAL MARKET,"

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PUTTING MY SAFETY
AND MY REPUTATION ON THE LINE.

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OKAY, FINE, FINE.

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THREE SAMMICHES
FOR EVERY HOUR I'M A HORSE.

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MM...

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ONE SAMMICH PER HORSE-HOUR,
SIX-HOUR MINIMUM.

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DEAL.

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YIPPEE-KI-YAY!

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OM!

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MM.

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[ GULP! ]
OH, YEAH.

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IT TASTES ALIVE.

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[ MUNCHING ]

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[ THUD AND SPURS JANGLE ]

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STEED YOURSELF, PARTNER.

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OKAY.

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OM. [ GULP! ]

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[ CREAK! PBBBT! CREEEAK! ]

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'KAY.

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OH, COME ON, MAN.

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YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY.

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I DID TRY.
HORSES ARE HARD.

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[ CREEEEAK! ]

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[ STRAINS ]

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[ POP! ]

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HOW'S THAT?

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EH, IT READS.

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[ SPURS JINGLING ]

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STEADY, GIRL.

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WHA--
Shh, shh, shh.

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I'M GOING TO
MOUNT YOU NOW.

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HUP!

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GOOD GIRL.
[ GROANS ]

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SO, WHAT'S
THE PLAN ANYWAY, BMO?

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THE PLAN IS
TO PUNCH THE TOADS TO THE STUMP

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AND BRING JUSTICE
TO THE PEEPS!

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OW.

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OH, AND BY THE WAY, JAKE,

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FROM NOW ON,
YOU CAN CALL ME...ANGEL FACE.

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HYAH!

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YOW!

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[ GALLOPING ]

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I USED TO BE A GUY
WHO RAN FROM GLOB

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WITH THE WIND AT MY BACK
AND THE DEVIL ON MY SHOULDER.

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NOW I'M THE GUY
CHASING THOSE GUYS,

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YET THE DEVIL IS STILL HERE,
SLEEPING IN MY COUCH.

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BMO, THAT HURT WHEN YOU DUG
YOUR BOOTS INTO MY SIDE BELLY.

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ARE YOU GONNA
APOLOGIZE OR --

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HORSES DO NOT TALK.

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OVER THERE! HYAH!

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[ SPUR PLUNGES ]
[ GROANS ]

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WHOA!

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JACKRABBIT JOHNSON.

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[ SPITS ]

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THIS GUY'S WANTED
FOR STEALING PIGLETS

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FROM THEIR MOTHERS
WHILE THEY ARE FEEDING.

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MAKES ME SICK.

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[ CHEWING ]

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HE WAS LAST SEEN
IN DEAD GOAT GULCH.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY, GIRL?

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WANT TO CATCH THIS DONKEY
AND SPLIT THE REWARD?

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[ SMACK! ]

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YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES LEFT
BEFORE MY NEXT SAMMICH.

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TIME'S A-WASTING!

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[ SPURS PLUNGE ]
HYEE!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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HMM.

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[ PANTING ]

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BMO, I'M TIRED.

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LOOKS LIKE MY HORSE
NEEDS A REST.

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SLOW DOWN, HORSE.

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[ SIGHS ]

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♪♪♪
[ HUMMING ]

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♪ BEING A ROBOT COWBOY ♪

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♪ IS A LONELY JOB ♪

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♪ BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO
PROTECT THE PIGLETS ♪

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[ PIGLETS GASPS ]

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♪ I GOT NOBODY BUT MY HORSE ♪

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♪ AND MY FRIEND THE CACTUS GUY ♪

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♪ IT'S OKAY
BECAUSE I LIKE THEM A LOT ♪

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♪ THAT'S OKAY,
I LIKE BEING A ROBOT ♪

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♪ COWBOY ♪

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[ HUMMING ]

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[ CHOMP! ]

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BE CAREFUL, JAKE.

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THIS IS WHERE
JACKRABBIT JOHNSON'S

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GANG OF LOWLIFE BANDITS
LAYS LOW.

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♪♪♪

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[ GASPS ] HYAH!

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BANG! BANG!

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PUT THEM UP, PARTNER!

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HYAH!

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PYEW, PYEW!

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PYEW, PYEW, PYEW!

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I WANT ANSWERS!

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[ As villains ]
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!

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NO ANSWERS, EH?
NO USE TO ME!

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HOW ABOUT YOU, FRISCO?

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[ As Frisco ]
I'M NOT GOING TO TALK.

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WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU THEN?!

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HOOAH!

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ CHEWING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]

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YAH! UNH!

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BMO, WHAT DID YOU DO?

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IT'S JACKRABBIT JOHNSON'S
RIGHT-HAND MAN, TUMBLEWEED TERK.

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I SPENT THE LAST THREE MONTHS
BUILDING ALL OF THIS.

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OH, THAT'S
WHERE YOU BEEN?

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MM-HMM.

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BMO GAVE ME
A FINN CAKE.

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DON'T TALK TO MY HORSE,
TUMBLEWEED.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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AAH.

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WHERE IS
JACKRABBIT JOHNSON?!

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I KNOW YOU KNOW
WHERE HE'S HEADED.

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I <i>DON'T</i> KNOW!

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TUMBLEWEED TERK'S
ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW.

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IT'S JUST LIKE I TOLD THE OTHER
BOUNTY HUNTER, I SWEAR.

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I DON'T BELIEVE
A WORD YOU SAY.

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NOW TAKE A MESSAGE
TO YOUR COMPADRE.

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TELL HIM HIS PAL, ANGEL FACE,
IS ITCHING TO GET TOGETHER.

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TELL JACKRABBIT JOHNSON
TO MEET ME AT DIRTWATER FLATS,

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JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS!

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[ CLUNK ]

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OKAY.

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♪♪♪
[ WHIRRING ]

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SOCK CITIZENS OF
DEAD GOAT GULCH, WE CAN REBUILD!

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[ WHISTLES ]

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NEIGH!

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[ GROANS ]

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[ WIND GUSTING ]

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GRRR.

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UHH...

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I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE
DIRTWATER FLAT IS.

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BETTER STOP
FOR THE NIGHT.

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WE CAN MAKE
A CAMPFIRE HERE.

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AND WE WILL TALK ABOUT

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WHAT WE WILL DO
WITH THE REWARD MONEY.

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NO.

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IT'S BEEN FUN, BMO,
BUT IT'S TIME TO GO HOME

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BECAUSE THERE ARE
NO MORE SANDWICHES.

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BUT I WANT TO FINISH
THE ADVENTURE.

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WHICH DIRECTION
IS THE HOUSE?

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I'M NOT SURE.

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[ GASPS ]
GET DOWN!

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GETTING KICKED OUT OF
THE GUILD OF ASSASSINS -- CHECK.

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CAPTURING MY FIRST BOUNTY --
CHECK.

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GOING TO
FINN AND JAKE'S TREEHOUSE

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AND GETTING REVENGE --
UNCHECKED.

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FINN AND JAKE'S
TREEHOUSE?
MM-HMM.

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WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY
DO YOU WANT TO GET REVENGE?

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I...AM...ME-MOW!

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ME-MOW?! WHOA.

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YOU'VE GOTTEN BIGGER.

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HAVE WE MET BEFORE?

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Jake:
FINN, IS THAT YOU?

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THAT'S
JACKRABBIT JOHNSON!

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FINN?

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IT IS FINN!

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TRICKED AGAIN!

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LOOK --
IT'S ME-MOW, BMO.

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I DON'T CARE.
THAT'S MY BOUNTY!

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YAAH!
[ GROANS ]

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JAKE, TRANSFORM --
HORSE!

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♪♪♪

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[ ZAPPING! ]

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WHOA, DID YOU HAVE A REAL GUN
ALL THIS TIME?

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I AM OLD ENOUGH
TO VOTE.

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Me-Mow: <i>HEY, JAKE, IF YOU</i>
<i>CAN HEAR MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE,</i>

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<i>I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!</i>

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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[ PYEW! ]

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[ RATTLING! ]

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[ WHIZZING! ]

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YOUR DAISY DAYS
ARE OVER!

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I AM THE WHALER
'ROUND THESE PARTS!

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HUH.

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[ SIZZLING! ]

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[ CLICK! ]

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SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO.

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NO, YOU HEARD
INCORRECTLY.

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BANG, BANG, BANG!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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I'M COMING FOR YOU!

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[ WHIZZING! ]

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[ LAUGHS ]

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UGH!

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[ BLOWS ]

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BLAST YOU,
FINN AND JAKE AND ANGEL FACE.

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THIS PRISON CELL'S
NOT GOING TO HOLD ME.

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OH?

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HEY, FINN AND JAKE!
I'LL GET MY REVENGE!

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YOU HEAR ME?!
REVENGE!

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HEY, BMO, ARE YOU SURE

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YOU TOOK DOWN
ALL THE WANTED POSTERS?

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YES.

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STICK 'EM UP.
HUH?

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THIS BOUNTY
BELONGS TO ME!

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GET OUT OF HERE!

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YAAH!

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THANKS, BMO.

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[ Tough ]
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪

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THIS PARTY IS SO CRAZY!