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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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[ SCREECHES ]
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[ QUACKS ]
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♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
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♪ WE'LL GO
TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪
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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
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Starchy: WELCOME BACK
TO "GRAVEYARD SHIFT."
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I'M YOUR HOST -- STARCHY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS,
EVERYBODY?
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IT'S OUR
FIFTH-ANNIVERSARY SHOW.
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SO MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED
IN THAT TIME.
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I SWITCHED
FROM DRINKING RAINWATER
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TO EATING DISTILLED ICE CHIPS.
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I TOOK UP ROCK CLIMBING.
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MY WIFE LEFT ME.
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AND ALL-NEW CONSPIRACIES.
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I FIRMLY BELIEVE
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THAT ALL CHOCOLATE HAS BEEN
SECRETLY REPLACED BY MUD.
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AND WHY IS THE BURRITO MAN
GIVING AWAY FREE BURRITOS?
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HE'S AN AMATEUR MAD SCIENTIST
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TRYING TO GENETICALLY CHANGE US
INTO TORTILLAS.
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MM.
DUDE, COME ON.
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SHARPENED YOUR PENCILS? HM?
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NEVER. THEY'RE PENS
PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE PENCILS.
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CONSPIRACY!
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OKAY, THE BOARD IS LIGHTING UP.
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WE'RE GOING TO A CALLER.
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YOU ARE ON THE AIR, CALLER.
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I'm a banana guard.
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OH. THAT'S A GOOD JOB
TO HAVE.
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YEAH,
IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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WHY DO THEY HAVE IT TUNED
TO THIS EVERY TIME WE'RE HERE?
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I CALL BALONEY!
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SHH! I'M TRYING TO LISTEN
TO THE FRIGHTENED CALLER.
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SO, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SEEN
SOMETHING NOT FROM THIS WORLD.
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GO AHEAD, CALLER.
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IT HAPPENED
LAST SUNDAY.
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I WAS DOING MY LAUNDRY
AT THE MAT,
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WHEN I SAW A REFLECTION
OF A GIRL WITH EERIE BLANK EYES!
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I TURNED AROUND,
BUT NOBODY WAS THERE.
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IT WAS SCARY.
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YEAH, WEIRD GIRLS
WITH SOULLESS BLANK EYES --
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THEY'VE BEEN SPOTTED
AROUND MULTIPLE KINGDOMS
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ACROSS THE CENTURIES.
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NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE.
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-BUT I HAVE A FEW THEORIES.
-[ GROWLS ]
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THEY'RE GHOSTS, AND THE LAST
THING THEY LOOKED AT IN LIFE
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WAS SO HORRIFIC,
IT MADE THEIR EYES TURN BLANK.
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PBBBBBHT! BALONEY!
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THE PIZZA.
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PBBBBBBBBBBBBHT!
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TAKE THE REST TO GO.
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MY SECOND THEORY...
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OKAY, ALL BOXED UP
AND READY TO GO.
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200 BUCKS.
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...BY OTHER BLANK-EYED GIRLS
TOUCHING THEIR EYEBALLS.
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BLBLBLBLBL! SPOOKY!
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OOH, LOOK AT ME!
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I'M LISTENING TO
A DUMB NONSENSE RADIO SHOW!
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HOW CAN YOU BE
SO DISMISSIVE
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AFTER SOME OF THE STUFF
WE'VE SEEN?
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YOU GOT TO DRAW THE LINE
SOMEWHERE.
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STARCHY'S MY LINE.
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THEY'RE WALKING FISH
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THAT JUST HAPPEN TO LOOK LIKE
LITTLE GIRLS.
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BALONEY!
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DON'T TOUCH MY RADIO!
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IT'S DARK.
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YOU'RE SURE THAT BLANK-EYED
GIRLS ARE MADE UP, RIGHT?
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YEAH, MAN,
IT'S ALL BALONEY.
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[ OWL HOOTS ]
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[ SHUDDERS ]
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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JAKE?
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JAKE?
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UH...
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BLANK-EYED GIRL?
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BOO!
[ High-pitched ] AAAAAAH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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BOO!
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[ BOTH SIGH ]
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[ TWIGS SNAPPING ]
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[ BOTH CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY ]
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[ SNAPPING CONTINUES ]
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Both:
IS THIS CREEPING YOU OUT?
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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[ OWL HOOTS ]
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[ SNAPPING CONTINUES ]
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AAH! AAH!
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CAN I HOLD YOUR HAND?
CAN I HOLD YOUR HAND?
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YES. YES.
[ LEAVES RUSTLE ]
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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[ BOTH PANTING ]
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AAAH!
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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THAT WAS STUPID.
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YEAH -- STUPID.
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[ SCRATCHING ]
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME?
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UNH-UNH.
YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME.
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[ SCRATCHING ]
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MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE.
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YEAH,
LIKE...ICE KING, MAYBE.
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AAAH! AAAH!
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WHO WAS THAT?
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MAYBE IT WAS NOBODY.
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COURAGE, COURAGE.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
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THAT COULD BE A NORMAL
LITTLE GIRL WHO NEEDS HELP.
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[ Shuddering ] NO!
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AAAH! AAAH!
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THERE!
BLANK-EYED GIRL!
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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SHE'S TOO CREEPY,
MAN!
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I KNOW! I KNOW!
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BUT I GOT AN IDEA.
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WELCOME, NEXT CALLER.
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FINN:
Hello, Starchy? Am I on?
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Yeah, you're on.
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LONGTIME LISTENER,
FIRST-TIME CALLER.
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We got the wonderful
Finn the Human on the phone.
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Go ahead, Finn.
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STARCHY, I'M IN A BLANK-EYED
GIRL SITUATION RIGHT NOW.
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WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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I'M GOING UPSTAIRS
TO GET A BETTER LOOK.
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All right, stay calm.
You called the right guy.
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The question is,
why did she choose you?
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Are these visits
random events?
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[ GASPS ]
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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JAKE.
AAAH!
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Finn, have you invited
the blank-eyed girl inside?
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NO. WHY?
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Because I believe the girls
have to follow vampire rules.
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As long as you don't invite her
in, you should be fine.
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OKAY.
LET ME WRITE THIS DOWN.
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OOP.
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STARCHY?
SHE INVITED HERSELF IN.
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Uh...run.
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Starchy, she's staring
right at us!
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OH! I GOT IT --
FAIRY RULES.
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TRY OFFERING HER
SOME CREAM IN SAUCER.
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THAT SHOULD APPEASE
THE BLANK-EYED GIRL'S HUNGER
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AND SEND HER AWAY.
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GOTCHA.
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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
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-JAKE, GO GET THE CREAM.
-WHAT?!
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NO! YOU GO!
THIS IS YOUR DEAL!
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JUST GO!
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OKAY! GEEZ!
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THANK YOU.
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[ HAIR RUSTLING ]
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OKAY -- CREAM.
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EUGGGGGHH.
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[ BOWL SHATTERS ]
AAAH!
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-EWWW!
-STARCHY?
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MM. DIDN'T WORK, HUH?
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MUST BE A HAINT, THEN.
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Try playing the clarinet.
Haints hate the clarinet.
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[ GROANS ]
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[ CLARINET PLAYING ]
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I THINK IT'S WORKING!
KEEP PLAYING!
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[ CLARINET CONTINUES ]
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UH...
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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JAKE, STOP!
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[ MUSIC STOPS ]
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STARCHY, I THINK
THEY LIKE THE CLARINET MUSIC!
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ALSO,
THERE'S SIX OF THEM NOW!
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JEEPERS! REALLY?
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UH...O-OKAY.
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NOW I DEFINITELY KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH --
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AN UNDEAD.
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THE UNDEAD FEAR THE GAZE
OF THE COMMON YARD CHICKEN.
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OUR CHICKEN RAN AWAY,
THOUGH.
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[ GROWLS ]
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ARE YOU SURE
WE NEED THE FEATHERS?
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MY CHICKEN'S
PRETTY SPOT-ON.
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WE DON'T WANT TO TAKE
ANY CHANCES, YOU KNOW?
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HM.
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HEY!
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[ BAWKS ]
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ALL THIS ADVICE
IS JUST MADE-UP BALONEY!
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STARCHY, ALL YOUR ADVICE
IS MADE-UP BALONEY!
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AWW.
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WELL, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
DO? JUST LIVE WITH THIS?
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NO MORE
RELYING ON HEARSAY.
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WE'RE GONNA
TAKE IT TO THE SOURCE.
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SECONDARY SOURCE.
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GIRL STUFF, BOY STUFF,
EAR STUFF, BUTT STUFF.
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HEY! CREEPY STUFF!
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[ BOTH GRUNT ]
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GOT IT.
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AAH! AAH!
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SHH.
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LIBRARY'S CLOSED.
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TURTLE PRINCESS!
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DID YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
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OH, YEAH, I DID.
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DO YOU LIKE IT?
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YEAH -- HOTNESS.
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SAY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT CREEPY BLANK-EYED GIRLS?
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NO, BUT I CAN FIND OUT.
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"CREEPY BLANK-EYED GIRLS."
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OH!
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SAYS HERE
THEY'RE AN URBAN LEGEND
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THAT FIRST APPEARED
FIVE YEARS AGO.
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-THEY'RE SUPPOSEDLY...
-WAIT -- FIVE YEARS AGO?
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THAT'S -- THAT'S JUST LIKE
STARCHY'S RADIO SHOW.
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[ GASPS DEEPLY ]
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MAYBE THEY'RE TULPAS!
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WHAT THE BLOB
IS A TULPA?
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PHYSICAL MANIFESTATIONS OF
CONCENTRATED COLLECTIVE THOUGHT.
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THEY'RE ENTITIES
WHO DEPEND ON THE ENERGY
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OF PEOPLE BELIEVING IN THEM
IN ORDER TO EXIST --
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PEOPLE LIKE
STARCHY'S LISTENERS.
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OKAY.
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AND WHERE DID YOU LEARN
ALL THIS BLOBBITY-BOB?
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STARCHY'S RADIO SHOW.
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I THINK I KNOW
WHAT WE NEED TO DO.
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THANKS TURTLE P.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ Muffled ]
ANY TIME, FINNY.
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WHY DON'T WE CALL, LIKE,
CHILD SERVICES?
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OR AN EXTERMINATOR?
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THIS IS GONNA WORK.
JUST TRUST ME, A'IGHT?
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UGH.
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DO AS I DO.
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[ ALL EXHALE ]
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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
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BOY, I JUST LOVE
WALKING THROUGH
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OUR DELIGHTFULLY NOT-CREEPY
DOORWAY.
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-DON'T YOU, JAKE?
-UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
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AAAAAAAAH!
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WALKING THROUGH
THE NOT-CREEPY AIR
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TO MY NOT-CREEPY COUCH,
SITTING ON MY NOT-CREEPY BUTT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
YOUR BUTT IS KINDA CREEPY.
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I SAY "CREEPY"
IS JUST ANOTHER LABEL WE USE
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TO DISTANCE OURSELVES FROM STUFF
WE DON'T UNDERSTAND --
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[ GASPING ]
OR THAT REMINDS US
OF SOMETHING IN OURSELVES
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[ GASPING ]
THAT WE'RE NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH.
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HM.
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I MEAN, IT JUST AIN'T
AN ACTUAL THING, YOU KNOW?
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UNLESS YOU CHOOSE
TO BELIEVE IT.
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RIGHT, JAKE?
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[ SIGHS SHAKILY ]
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IT'S BALONEY! IT'S BALONEY!
IT'S STARCHY'S BALONEY!
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I JUST GOT TO THINK
OF SOMETHING WHOLESOME.
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[ SPEAKS KOREAN ]
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AAAH!
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AAAAH!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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NOOOOO!!
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PIZZA'S CREEPY NOW!
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[ CRYING ]
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YOU WIN, ALL RIGHT?!
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YOU'RE MAD-CREEPY!
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DO WHAT YOU WILL,
YOU GLOBLESS BLANK-EYED GIRLS!
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UH...
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[ High-pitched ] WHAT?
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WHAT THE BUTT FUZZ?!
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CONTACT LENSES?!
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HA! BALONEY.
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NOTHING BUT SOME KIDS
PLAYING A DUMB PRANK!
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MAN. THIS WHOLE TIME,
THEY WERE JUST REGULAR GIRLS.
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WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS,
HUH?
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YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO JAIL!
YOU HEAR?
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SO, Y'ALL ARE BALD.
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GOOD JOB.
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I'M STILL CALLING THE COPS.
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[ SQUEAKING ]
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[ BOTH WHIMPERING ]
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WHAT THE JUNK
WAS THAT?
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I THINK IT WAS...
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BEAUTIFUL.
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪