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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]

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[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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[ SCREECHES ]

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[ QUACKS ]

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♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪

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♪ WE'LL GO
TO VERY DISTANT LANDS ♪

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♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪

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♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪

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♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪

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[ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]

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BMO, I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS
72 HOURS STRAIGHT.

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CAN I PLEASE SAVE
AFTER THIS BATTLE?

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NO, IT TAKES UP
TOO MUCH BRAIN SPACE.

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I'M OUT OF CANDLES.
HUH?!

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MAN, IF FINN WERE HERE,
WE'D BE DOING THIS IN SHIFTS.

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OH, WELL,
LET'S KEEP GRINDING.

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I CANNOT TALK AND RUN THIS GAME
AT THE SAME TIME.

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NOOOOO!

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WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS
I'M FREE.

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I LIVE AGAIN!

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♪ MY NAME IS JAKE,
AND I LOVE MY LIFE ♪

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♪ KISSIN' ON LADY
'CAUSE SHE'S BASICALLY MY WIFE ♪

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♪ FIXIN' UP NEPTR
'CAUSE HE FELL FROM A TREE ♪

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♪ CATCHIN' UP WITH MAJA
AND A.P.T.W.E. ♪

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♪ MAJA'S IN A COMA,
AND SHE MIGHT NOT WAKE UP ♪

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♪ I'M GLAD YOU GOT A FRIEND NOW,
EVEN THOUGH THAT'S MESSED UP ♪

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♪ TAKE TV TO THE MARKET
TO GET HIM INTO FRUITS ♪

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♪ TAKE A LITTLE NAPPY
IN MY BLANKET COCOON ♪

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♪ WAKE UP REALLY EARLY
JUST TO COOK FOR MY FRIENDS ♪

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♪ LATER IN THE FIELD AT NIGHT,
I THOUGHT I SAW DEATH ♪

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♪ MADE MYSELF A BOAT,
AND I SAILED WITH A WHALE ♪

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♪ TOOK TV TO THE MARKET
SO HE COULD TRY KALE ♪

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♪ AND SOME OTHER STUFF ♪

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AHH.

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NICE SONG, JAKE.

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WHAT A CRAZY TWO WEEKS.

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I THINK I'M READY TO HOLE UP

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AND GO ROUND TWO
ON "AGE OF GRINDERS."

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BUT WHERE'S FINN?
I NEED HIM ON THIS ADVENTURE.

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UH, WELL...

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HOLD ON. WHAT?

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IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT SURE
IT'S MY BUSINESS TO TELL YOU.

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DON'T YOU DARE, SHELBY!
GIVE UP THAT GREASY GOSSIP!

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WORD ON THE STREET IS FINN'S
BEEN HANGIN' WITH A NEW LADY.

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WHO THE HONK IS IT?

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I DON'T --
MUSCLE PRINCESS.
IT'S PERFECT.

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I DON'T --
ME-MOW FROM THE FUTURE!

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[ GASPS ]
NOBODY KNOWS.

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FINN'S BEEN KEEPING THIS
ON THE SUPER D.L.

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WHY?

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HE'S JUST TRYING TO BE CAREFUL
THIS TIME.

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OH, YEAH, I GET IT.

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BUT I STILL GOT TO KNOW
WHO THIS GIRL IS.

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OKAY, JUST DON'T
BLOW UP HIS SPOT.

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I WON'T!

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OOH! OHH!

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HEY, JAKE.
OH, HEY, SCIENCE CAT.

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WHERE'S SWORD SHARK?

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HE DIED OF OLD AGE.

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HEY, ARE YOU GONNA FIND OUT
WHO FINN'S GIRLFRIEND IS?

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WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

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WORD GETS AROUND, MAN.

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NOT TO ME, APPARENTLY.

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LET ME KNOW THE DIRT
WHEN YOU FIND OUT.

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I WON'T!

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[ SNIFFING ]

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[ FLUTE PLAYING ]

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HUH? WHAT'S THAT?

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SOUNDS LIKE A FLUTE
COMING FROM ABOVE THE CANOPY.

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[ FLUTE CONTINUES ]

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[ GASPS ]

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HUNTRESS WIZARD!

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STOP.

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[ PLAYING STOPS ]

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THIS ISN'T WORKING, FINN.

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DUDE.
[ SCREAMS ]

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OH, HI, JAKE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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I WANTED TO CHECK OUT
YOUR NEW LADY FRIEND,

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BUT I GUESS SHE JUST DUMPED YOU
LIKE A DIAPER IN THE DIRT, BRO.

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[ Crying ] I'M SORRY, MAN.
[ SOBS ]

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I WANT YOU TO HAVE A HEALTHY
RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE COOL.

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THAT'S SO SWEET, JAKE.
I LOVE YOU, MAN.

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ME, TOO, MAN.

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OKAY. I'M OKAY.

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BUT, DUDE, ME AND HUNTRESS
WIZARD WEREN'T TOGETHER.

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WE'RE JUST TRYING TO CONJURE UP
THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST

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WITH MY FLUTE SPELL.

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WHAT THE BLOOD
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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IT WENT DOWN LIKE THIS.

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I WAS JUST MINDING
MY OWN BUSINESS

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IN MY NEW ALONE PLACE
I'VE BEEN HANGING OUT AT.

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[ GURGLING ]

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[ FLUTE PLAYING ]

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PBHT!

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HELLO.

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HOW ARE YOU PLAYING
LIKE THAT?

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I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST MAKING STUFF UP.

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SOMETHING IN YOUR NOTES
HAS THE QUALITY

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OF A POWERFUL
EVOCATION SPELL.

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WHAT SPIRIT
GUIDES YOUR HANDS?

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TELL ME, OR I'LL PUT
THIS UP YOUR NOSE.

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FIRST OFF,
I'M A GREAT FIGHTER.

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AND I'M ESPECIALLY AGILE
WHEN I'M NUDE, SO GOOD LUCK.

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SECOND, MY FLUTE IMPROV
AIN'T NO SECRET.

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I LET MY GRASS HAND
DO WHATEVER IT WANTS,

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WHICH IS USUALLY SORT OF
SHREDDY AND BUSY.

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LET ME SEE THAT HAND.

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YOU'RE WHAT I'VE
BEEN LOOKING FOR.

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LOOKIN' FOR
A DOPE BOYFRIEND.

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NO, MAN, SHE THINKS
MY GRASS ARM FLUTE PLAYING

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COULD SUMMON
THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST.

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I'VE BEEN PLAYING DIFFERENT
SONGS FOR TWO WEEKS, THOUGH,

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AND HE HASN'T
SHOWN UP YET.

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WHO'S THAT,
HER EX-BOYFRIEND?

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UH, I GUESS
THEY USED TO HANG OUT

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BUT MAYBE IN SOME KIND OF
MENTOR-STUDENT CAPACITY.

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SO MY THEORY HOLDS.
YOU CAN STILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

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YEAH, I REALLY WANT TO HELP HER
SUMMON THIS DUDE.

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FINN, THAT'S NOT
WHY YOU'RE HERE.

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THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

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COME ON, LET'S MAKE
SOME MAGIC HAPPEN.

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YEAH,
MY MAGIC FLUTE SPELL.

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OHH!
FINN.

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[ BOTH SCREAM ]

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I HAD AN IDEA.
HI.

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I THINK THE PROBLEM
IS YOUR FLUTE.

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WE SHOULD MAKE YOU A BETTER ONE
FROM A MAGICAL TUSK.

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LIKE THE TUSK
OF THE LEGENDARY THUNDERBOAR

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THAT LIVES IN THESE WOODS.

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I'M DOWN FOR WHATEVER
IF IT HELPS.

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I'M ALSO HERE.

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HEY, WHAT'S UP?

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IT'S LATE.

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WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
CRASH AT MY PLACE TONIGHT?

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WE'LL START THE HUNT
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

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HA-HA! I'M LIKE
YOUR SLEEPOVER CHAPERONE.

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GROW UP.
YOU GROW UP, YOU TEEN!

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SO, YEAH,
HERE'S THE PLACE.

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WE GOT SOME NICE SOFT DIRT
RIGHT OVER HERE.

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PANTRY, IN CASE
YOU WANT A SNACK, BATHROOM.

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I GOT A CONSOLE
IF YOU GET BORED,

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BUT IT WAS A GIFT, SO I HAVEN'T
REALLY SET IT UP YET.

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NIGHT, BOYS.

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[ SNORES ]

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Jake: DUDE, I THINK
I FIGURED IT OUT.

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YOU CAN'T SUMMON
THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST

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'CAUSE YOU AIN'T PLAYING
THAT FLUTE FOR HIM.

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YOU GOT A CRUSH ON H.W.

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H.W.'s JUST TRAINING ME TO LIVE
AN ASCETIC LIFE LIKE HER.

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MM-KAY, I BUY THAT
FOR LIKE ZERO SECONDS.

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BEFORE WE HUNT
THE THUNDERBOAR,

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YOU SHOULD DRINK FROM
THIS ENCHANTED SPRING.

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IT MIGHT GIVE YOU CRAZY DREAMS,
BUT WHEN YOU WAKE UP,

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YOU'LL BE IMMUNE TO
THE BOAR'S ELECTRICAL ATTACKS.

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LET'S ROLL THOSE DICE.
[ GULPING ]

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HEY, DUDE, ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

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MM-HMM. BLAH!

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I'VE HAD PLENTY OF WEIRD DREAMS
BEFO-- OKAY!

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THAT WAS FAST.
[ CHIRPS ]

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WELCOME.
I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST.

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WOW, DUDE, WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO SUMMON YOU FOR WEEKS.

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AND WHY DO YOU SEEK ME?

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I DON'T, PERSONALLY,

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BUT HUNTRESS WIZARD REALLY
WANTS TO TALK TO YOU, MAN.

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DID YOU KNOW THAT A WOLF'S EYES
ARE ON THE FRONT OF ITS HEAD?

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BUT, YEAH, DIDN'T YOU GUYS
USED TO HANG?

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MOST PREDATORY SPECIES
ARE LIKE THAT.

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THIS LITTLE BUDDY
DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE.

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FELLA, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
A SCIENCE TALK RIGHT NOW.

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HUNTRESS WIZARD ONLY
SEES STRAIGHT AHEAD.

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EYES ON THE PRIZE.

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NOW, WHY DID YOU
REALLY NEED TO SEE ME?

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OH, YEAH! CAN YOU MAKE ME
IMMUNE TO ELECTRICITY?

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HERE.
WHOA.

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NOW PLUNGE THAT
INTO YOUR HEART.

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AND THIS'LL GIVE ME IMMUNITY
TO ELECTRICITY?

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I'LL DO IT...
TO HELP HUNTRESS WIZARD.

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AAH!

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HOW LONG WAS I OUT?

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SEVEN LONG,
HARROWING SECONDS.

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HOLD STILL.

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

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YEAH, FEELS FINE.
GREAT.

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NOW WE CAN HUNT DOWN
THE THUNDERBOAR.

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OH, YEAH, THE BOAR.

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TRY TO STAY FOCUSED.

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MAGIC DOG,
WHAT DO YOU SMELL?

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[ SNIFFS ]

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MOSTLY FINN BUT ALSO
SOME KIND OF GIANT WILD PIG.

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THERE!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ SQUEALING ]

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JAKE'S JOKING.
I SMELL FINE.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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EEE!

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HEY!

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GOOD WORK.

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YOU JUST WANTED A TUSK?

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YOU COULD HAVE ASKED!

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OH.

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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

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[ FLUTE PLAYING ]

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YOU CAN STOP.

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HE IS NOT COMING.

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HE'S GONE FOR GOOD,
AND I SHOULD JUST DEAL.

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MAYBE IF I PLAYED IT A LITTLE
JAZZIER, LIKE ALL SYNCOPATED?

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HEY! WHY DON'T YOU TWO
TRY PLAYING TOGETHER?

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USE THAT CHEMISTRY
TO GUIDE THE MUSIC.

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YEAH, JUST GET IN THERE.
COZY UP.

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I GUESS WE'VE TRIED
EVERYTHING ELSE.

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[ FLUTES PLAYING ]

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WOW!

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WHAT?!

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WHO SUMMONS ME
WITH THE SWEET SONG OF LONGING?

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OH, HEY-OH.
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?

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YES.

219
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HOW'S IT BEEN GOING?

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I'VE BEEN TALKING
TO A LOT OF TWIGS.

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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN,
DUDE?

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I'VE BEEN RIGHT HERE.

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BUT THE FORCES
THAT DREW US CLOSE

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BECAME OBSCURED

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AS YOU DRIFTED INTO THE
LIFESTYLES OF MAGIC CITY LIVIN'.

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ATTRACTING FORCES COME AND GO.
IT'S THE WAY OF THE WORLD.

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I STILL CAN'T TELL
IF YOU GUYS DATED.

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BUT I'M READY
TO COME BACK NOW.

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ARE YOU, THOUGH?
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

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FINN, WHO WAS YOUR FLUTE SPELL
FOR?

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UM...

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I WAS PLAYING MY FLUTE
FOR YOU THE WHOLE TIME,

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BUT I KNEW YOU HAD A THING WITH
THIS DUDE, AND HE SEEMS COOL,

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SO I WAS JUST GONNA KEEP
PLAYING THIS FLUTE SONG

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ABOUT MY SECRET FEELINGS
UNTIL MY FLUTE BROKE.

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I, UH -- I WORRY THAT HARD MEAT
DON'T GET EAT.

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THAT IS TO SAY IF I EVER
FIND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR,

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I'LL BECOME SOFT AND I'LL CEASE
TO MATTER IN THIS WORLD.

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WHAT?

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FEAR OF SOFTNESS
IS WHAT DROVE ME

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TO THE MAD AND SAD WORLD
OF WIZARDING.

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AND, FINN...

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YEAH? WHAT?

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[ GASPS ]

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...MY FLUTE SPELL WAS FOR YOU,
TOO.

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YOU'RE AN EXCEPTIONAL BEAST,
AND YOU HAVE GREAT HAIR.

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BUT EXCEPTIONAL BEASTS LIKE US
CANNOT FALL IN LOVE.

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THAT IS THE SECRET
OF ORDINARY PEOPLE.

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UH, THAT'S REAL DUMB.

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I AGREE.

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WAIT, YOU AGREE WITH ME
OR HER?

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TAKE IT EASY,
HUNTRESS WIZARD.

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MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
ALL YOU CAN DO

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IS UPGRADE YOUR ARMOR
IN THIS GAME.

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IT'S ALL ABOUT PATIENCE

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AND TREATING EACH GRUELING,
REPETITIVE BATTLE

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AS IF IT WERE YOUR FIRST.

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Finn:
OH, SNAP! FINALLY!

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WHOO!
WHOO!

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BLAH!
BLAH!

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WHAT A BAD AND BORING GAME.
IT WAS JUST WHAT I NEEDED.

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I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
WITH HUNTRESS WIZARD.

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SHE JUST NEEDS TIME TO
MISS HOW COOL YOU ARE.

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ATTRACTING FORCES
COME AND GO, MAN.

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[ SINGLE NOTE PLAYS ]

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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪

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♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪

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THIS PARTY IS SO CRAZY!