1
00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:04,430
[ Penguins chirp ]
2
00:00:05,870 --> 00:00:07,570
[ All cheering ]
3
00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:11,340
[ Screeches ]
4
00:00:11,410 --> 00:00:13,340
[ Quacks ]
5
00:00:13,410 --> 00:00:14,510
♪ Adventure time ♪
6
00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:15,910
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
7
00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:18,580
♪ We'll go
to very distant lands ♪
8
00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:20,920
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
9
00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,650
♪ The fun will never end ♪
10
00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,750
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
11
00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:35,960
When we catch that bandit,
I'm gonna be like...
12
00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:38,100
[ Grunting ]
13
00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:40,340
Then I'm gonna give him
just a wicked noogie,
14
00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,840
then a lecture
on personal responsibility.
15
00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:44,340
Then another noogie, like,
16
00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:45,940
"Get that knowledge
in there."
17
00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:48,440
Yeah, dude,
but it's getting pretty late.
18
00:00:48,510 --> 00:00:50,380
We might
got to catch him tomorrow.
19
00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:52,350
Aww.
20
00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:53,650
What do you think,
Finn Sword?
21
00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,380
Should we stay out
a little longer?
22
00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:59,490
Should we do a sword trick?
Is that a better idea?
23
00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:02,060
No looking.
24
00:01:02,890 --> 00:01:05,230
I bet you can't do that
behind your back.
25
00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:06,960
Like this?
26
00:01:07,530 --> 00:01:09,160
Sword trick!
27
00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:11,000
What a sword trick.
28
00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:12,900
Finn Sword,
are you just loving this?
29
00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,170
Oh, oh!
30
00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,340
I bet you can't do that
and freestyle some bars.
31
00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,410
I can do that!
32
00:01:18,470 --> 00:01:20,140
Hyup!
33
00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,410
[ Grunts ]
34
00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,580
[ Rapping ]
♪ It's the boy ♪
35
00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:24,910
♪ I-I'm a boy ♪
36
00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:26,410
Whoa!
37
00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,150
Aah! Finn Sword!
38
00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:34,920
Finn: Oh, man.
39
00:01:34,990 --> 00:01:36,160
[ Panting ]
40
00:01:36,220 --> 00:01:38,390
Dude, we got to call it.
41
00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:40,360
He's got to be around here
somewhere.
42
00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:41,600
Finn!
43
00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:43,600
[ Echoing ] Finn!
44
00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,530
See?
Is that even an echo?
45
00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,840
There's no way to tell.
46
00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,370
Uh, swords don't talk.
47
00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,440
Come on.
We can find you a new sword.
48
00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:51,740
We do that all the time.
49
00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:53,270
You don't understand.
50
00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:54,880
That sword is like me.
51
00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,780
Like a sword me.
52
00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,210
I don't think
I'm totally scooping
53
00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,680
what you're pooping.
54
00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,720
I'll make you a new sword
that looks like you.
55
00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,550
We got a bun-ton
of arts and crafts stuff
56
00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:05,290
lying around at the house.
57
00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:08,720
Bandit Princess: [ Sighs ]
58
00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:10,690
Yeah. Yeah.
59
00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,960
That's that good-good.
60
00:02:13,030 --> 00:02:14,260
Now kiss.
61
00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:15,930
Mwah!
62
00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,600
Man: ♪ Pay it in the front,
pay it in the back ♪
63
00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:21,440
Hmm.
♪ Pack that dollar
in the dollar sack ♪
64
00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:25,470
♪ They call me badfoot money
when I step in the street ♪
65
00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:27,640
Huh? Someone there?
66
00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:29,480
I must just be nervous.
67
00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:30,810
Probably because
I'm carrying around
68
00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,910
these succulent
money bags.
69
00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:35,280
Got to go get these muchachos
in a bank.
70
00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,150
Aah! Please, I'm so rich!
71
00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:41,090
[ Screams ]
72
00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,730
Waking up
screaming again.
73
00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:46,330
Finn: Jake! Jake!
Breakup? Lich?
74
00:02:46,390 --> 00:02:48,800
Me dying? You dying?
Other breakup?
75
00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:50,400
Growing up?
Never growing up?
76
00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:53,430
Or spiders?
It was
a totally new nightmare.
77
00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:56,340
I was in the woods and --
and I was gonna rob this guy.
78
00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,110
Aw, that sounds like
a nasty guilt dream.
79
00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:00,840
Here,
this'll cheer you up.
80
00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:04,110
Do, do, do, do,
do, do, do!
81
00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:05,650
Take a look at this!
82
00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:07,480
Dooooo!
83
00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:09,150
What's this now?
84
00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:11,150
It's a sword
just like your old one.
85
00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:12,490
I couldn't get
your mouth right.
86
00:03:12,550 --> 00:03:13,590
Sorry.
87
00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:14,960
Thanks, dude.
88
00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,590
Science Cat: Yo, Finn!
89
00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:18,760
Hey, Science Cat.
90
00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:21,160
It's time for
the daily brawl, remember?
91
00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:22,500
[ Sighs ]
92
00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,930
I don't think
I can make it today, guys.
93
00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,130
But we came
all the way here.
94
00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,970
This is why Spearbear
even owns a watch.
95
00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,470
It's fight o'clock, Finn.
96
00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:33,170
It's fight o'clock.
97
00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,480
Okay, okay,
I'll come down.
98
00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,610
[ Grunts ]
99
00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:41,350
Aha!
100
00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:43,180
Yah!
101
00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:44,920
[ Laughs ]
102
00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:51,160
Bye, guys.
Thanks for coming.
103
00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,530
Science Cat:
Your heart's not in it, Finn.
104
00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,060
He's right, isn't he?
105
00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:57,330
Did I take Finn Sword
for granted?
106
00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,830
Maybe I take a lot
of people in my life
for granted, you know?
107
00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:02,340
Talking
to inanimate object.
108
00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,510
Get a load of this guy.
109
00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:07,310
[ Humming ]
110
00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,740
[ Yawns ]
111
00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:10,550
Hey, man,
you're still up?
Yeah.
112
00:04:10,610 --> 00:04:12,750
I'm afraid of having
another scary guilt dream.
113
00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:14,250
Okay then.
Let's stay up.
114
00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,220
We can put on
some up-tempo music,
115
00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,950
and I'll set you up with
a brainy modern video game.
116
00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,060
Here you go, buddy.
Have some tea.
Thanks.
117
00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,360
This'll be fun.
118
00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,060
Like the opposite
of a sleepover.
119
00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:28,500
And I'll stay up
with you all night if --
120
00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,430
[ Snoring ]
121
00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,030
Night, dude.
122
00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:33,940
Hmm.
"You kick open the chest.
123
00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,200
It's a trap!
124
00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:37,070
You've awakened
the Demon Queen!
125
00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:38,370
Fight the Demon Queen!
126
00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,010
The Demon Queen cackles
127
00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:41,710
and swats your arrows away"?
128
00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:44,080
Modern games are so intense.
129
00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:45,780
How do I check my stats?
130
00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,180
[ Grunts ]
131
00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,350
Lady, you can't
come in this bank.
132
00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:52,220
My whole job is
you can't come in this bank.
133
00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:56,620
Oh, it is on.
134
00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,960
[ Grunts ]
Don't kill me.
135
00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,430
I've never known
true love.
136
00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,600
[ Screams ]
137
00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:05,870
Oh, my Glob!
138
00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,770
I wasn't even asleep
that time.
139
00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,440
Jake!
[ Snores ]
140
00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,740
I think Finn Sword
is trapped
141
00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,110
in the village
of Spiky People.
142
00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:14,080
We got to go rescue him.
What?
143
00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,440
Why come you know that?
144
00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:17,150
That sword is me.
145
00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:19,210
He's been sending me
psychic Finnmails
146
00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,080
of sadness and fear
to my Finnbox.
147
00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:23,150
We got to go save him.
It's really important to me.
148
00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:24,320
Aah!
149
00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,520
Do you ever
take those off?
150
00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:29,720
[ Explosion ]
151
00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:31,490
[ All screaming ]
152
00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:32,830
Oh, Glob!
153
00:05:32,890 --> 00:05:34,900
What happened
to my peaceful world?!
154
00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,070
It's Nacho Island Tuesday.
[ Coughs ]
155
00:05:37,130 --> 00:05:38,730
Nacho bros,
can you hear me?!
156
00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,640
It's Kurt, nacho bros!
157
00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,600
Finn Sword: Stop!
Aah!
158
00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:44,440
A talking sword?
159
00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:45,910
I was keeping it on the DL,
160
00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:48,640
but yeah, I'm Finn Mertens,
a.k.a. Finn Sword,
161
00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:51,410
a.k.a. sick of
your non-irie antics.
162
00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,020
You can't be using me
to rob banks.
163
00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,150
Hero use only.
164
00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,520
Cameron: Bandit Princess!
165
00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:59,820
I, Cameron,
mayor of Spiky Village,
166
00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:02,520
along with the trustees
of Spiky Village Bank
167
00:06:02,590 --> 00:06:05,130
ask politely
that you put our gold
168
00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,690
back where you got it
169
00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,430
in exchange for
a pre-approved home loan
170
00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,130
with 0% APR
for the first six months,
171
00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,040
and [coughs] APR
for the next 30 years.
172
00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,640
Monthly processing fees
apply.
173
00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,170
What do you say?
174
00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,110
[ Whispers
indistinctly ]
You know what?
175
00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,340
I just spoke to Ruby G,
who owns the bank,
176
00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:23,480
and he said that
we can cut you a bigger break
177
00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:24,710
on that loan.
178
00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:27,450
I mean -- pfft! --
of course, right?
179
00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,050
How about
we cut you a break, huh?
180
00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,950
I'll be cutting
and breaking you, Mr. Mayor.
181
00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:34,220
[ Laughs ]
182
00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:35,860
Oh, no!
I'm toast!
183
00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,590
Aah!
184
00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:42,460
OMG, you've ruined my life,
Bandit Princess.
185
00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:43,660
Mine, too.
186
00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:45,570
You've trashed
my hero streak.
187
00:06:45,630 --> 00:06:48,570
And I'll keep trashing it
over and over and over
188
00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,000
until you can't remember
189
00:06:50,070 --> 00:06:52,470
ever having done a good deed
in your life.
190
00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,640
Why would you do that?!
191
00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:55,410
I was born with rabies
192
00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,680
and my parents didn't love me
because they both had mono,
193
00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:00,650
so now I do stuff
like this.
194
00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,820
[ Laughs ]
Cameron: Call my wife!
195
00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,490
This is terrible.
196
00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:07,860
Oh, we're gonna do so many
terrible things together.
197
00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,590
It's gonna be hilarious
to watch you cry, Finn Sword.
198
00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:14,830
Cry as you end lives
and steal from the week.
199
00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:16,900
Bandit Princess.
What?
200
00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,230
I will find a way
to kill you!
201
00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:22,100
Hey, take a time out,
dude.
202
00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:24,110
We got a lot of lives
to ruin.
203
00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:25,870
[ Laughs ]
204
00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:28,740
Finn #2,
if you can hear me,
205
00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:30,850
this gray area wet wipe
is using me against my will.
206
00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:32,410
Please find me soon.
207
00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,220
Find me and use me
to slay this bleeble.
208
00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,980
That's what I saw
in my vision.
209
00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,560
[ Cries ]
210
00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:45,430
Finn and Jake,
you've come in my time of need.
211
00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,260
Sharon,
what's going on here?
212
00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:49,760
A princess of bandits
stole our gold reserves,
213
00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:51,200
and with a mighty sword,
214
00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:53,430
she took off
with my husband's head.
215
00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,970
Mayor Cameron?!
Mayor Cameron?!
216
00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,070
[ Wailing ]
217
00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:58,140
You guys got swords.
218
00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:59,740
Why didn't you
do anything?
219
00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:01,310
Well,
this isn't a sword.
220
00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:02,710
It's a massive hangnail.
221
00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:05,150
I got one, too.
It hurts.
222
00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:07,080
Can you hear me,
Mr. Mayor?
223
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,720
Can you sense where
this bandit princess
took your head?
224
00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,220
All: Whoa!
225
00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:12,650
Finn: We'll get
your husband's head, Sharon.
226
00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,620
And the gold, please.
227
00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,230
You think he knows
where he's going?
228
00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,560
He made it seem that way.
229
00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,430
Yeah, but maybe
he's like a chicken
230
00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,800
when, um --
when, you know.
231
00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:26,430
When what?
What happens to chickens?
232
00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,470
Uh, I forget.
Never mind.
233
00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:29,840
Like our chicken
Lorraine?
234
00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,510
Finn and Jake!
Both: Whoa!
235
00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:34,480
Thank you for escorting me
back to my head.
236
00:08:34,540 --> 00:08:36,840
Mr. Mayor, did you see
where Bandit Princess went?
237
00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:39,480
That way
towards Box Kingdom.
238
00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:42,120
Let's close the gap, Jake.
Jake: You got it.
239
00:08:42,180 --> 00:08:43,890
Good luck, you's two.
240
00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,520
Oh, shoot!
241
00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:49,820
Don't forget
to bring back my gold!
242
00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:51,030
Dag!
243
00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:53,290
Sharon's gonna be
real upset.
244
00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,600
Bandit Princess:
[ Grunting ]
245
00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,330
[ Cats yowling ]
246
00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,200
Gross!
247
00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:03,100
[ Grunts ]
248
00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:04,310
Ha! ha!
249
00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:05,610
Box Prince!
250
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:06,610
[ Yowls ]
251
00:09:06,670 --> 00:09:07,810
[ Laughs evilly ]
252
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,540
[ Grunts ]
253
00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:15,220
I'm gonna need all these boxes
to store my gold.
254
00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,490
Give up now or join your prince
in the recycle bin.
255
00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:19,650
Finn: Wait!
256
00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,320
No recycling!
257
00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:24,060
Hm. You looking for this,
I suppose?
258
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,890
You okay, buddy?
No, man.
259
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,700
This creep show
made me prey on the innocent.
260
00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,200
Ooh!
This is freaking serious.
261
00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:35,400
Jake, no matter what happens,
don't step in.
262
00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:36,970
Jake: [ Gags ]
263
00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,540
Give me back myself,
dude!
264
00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:42,540
I'll slay you
with your own body!
265
00:09:42,610 --> 00:09:45,480
Give this tranch
acute arthritis!
266
00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:48,180
You gonna get
bopped in the brain!
267
00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,620
Dag! Useless.
Eat it!
268
00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,050
[ Grunts ]
269
00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,590
Finn!
Stay put!
270
00:09:53,650 --> 00:09:54,660
[ Groans ]
271
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:55,890
[ Grunts ]
272
00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,890
Hey, gimme that!
273
00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:04,870
What the crease?
274
00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:06,570
You gonna get it now,
dude.
275
00:10:06,630 --> 00:10:07,770
That's the grass sword!
276
00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,240
[ Grunts ]
277
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,370
Yah!
278
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,740
[ Shatters ]
Aah!
279
00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:13,470
[ Laughs evilly ]
280
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,610
Finn!
281
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,580
Hang on, man.
I'll take care of this.
282
00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,050
[ Laughing continues ]
283
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,020
Keep your busted sword.
284
00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:29,260
Pfft!
285
00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,370
Jake, why does this thing
happen to Finn?
286
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,070
BMO,
it's a wooly bully world.
287
00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:46,210
People be acting crazy
always.
288
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,980
You mean some people
are just
289
00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,050
pure city sidewalk boom-boom
from a rat donk
290
00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:52,780
and that's
all there is to it?
291
00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:54,950
Um,
I don't know for sure.
292
00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:58,790
Here's the sticker I made
of Finn's sword's face.
293
00:10:58,850 --> 00:10:59,950
Thanks, BMO.
294
00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:02,760
Yo, that's
a spot-on drawing.
295
00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:05,330
Did you notice
I got the mouth just right?
296
00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:07,130
Uh, yes, I did.
297
00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:08,430
Come on.
Let's get some air.
298
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,560
Okay, I like air.
299
00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:12,300
[ Door closes ]
300
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:19,670
♪ Come along with me ♪
301
00:11:19,740 --> 00:11:23,580
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪