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[ Mouse squeaks ]
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[ Penguins chirp ]
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[ All cheering ]
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[ Screeches ]
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♪ Adventure time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go
to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Cake the cat
and Fionna the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's adventure time ♪
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Get back here, you worm!
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What?! The last chapter
of "Cosmic Kissing"?
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My stirring lyrical interlude
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from "Fionna Goes
to the Market"?
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The epilogue from
"Flame Prince Breaks a Sweat"?!
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[ Gasps ]
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Who gave you permission
to edit my fan fiction?!
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Prepare to be punished!
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But first...
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what'd ya think?
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Wenk!
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Great critique!
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[ Zap! ]
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Wenk.
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I don't need an editor.
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I'm my own editor --
editor-in-king!
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Wenk. Wenk!
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Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk,
wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk!
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Ooh! My custom tape!
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♪ Remix! ♪
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[ Clears throat ]
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"Sunlight gleamed
through the window
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as Fionna sat patiently
at the breakfast table."
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[ Humming ]
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Hah!
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Check out
my sweet flippin' moves.
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You're a real ace
in the kitchen.
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Roar! Ha ha!
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Cooking is fun!
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Here come
the flapjacks!
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Know what's better
than cooking?
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No!
Wha?!
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These are
narrative flapjacks.
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Darlin', don't you see
the brilliant comedy
laid out before you?
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You wouldn't eat Act II
before Act I, silly.
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Now try starting
with the dockworker
having a moral crisis.
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Okay.
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This...one?
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Fionna, this character doesn't
serve any thematic purpose
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until much later
in the meal.
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Sorry, Cake,
but these just look like
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formless blobs
of sweet flapjack to me.
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Mmm...
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It's true.
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Maybe if I based them
off real people,
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do some "life cooking" --
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nonfiction flapjacks!
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Let's go griddle up
portraits of the entire kingdom!
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Got to get my supplies
together.
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My portable griddle...
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Mmm.
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Some peppermint eggs...
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and the twice-cursed
flour!
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Got it!
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Ready for stories
and flapjacks?
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Heck yes!
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You're wasting me
on breakfast!
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Fionna and Cake:
No one asked you, Flour Demon.
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That was like a cookbook...
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written by a genius.
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On to the next chapter --
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"A Game of Gumball."
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Prince Gumball would probs
make a great flapjack model.
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Sometimes he gets
so absorbed in his work
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that he doesn't move
for days.
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Ooooh!
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I can break out
the pink sea salt and --
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Hey,
there's Gumball!
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[ Papers rustling ]
Uh...
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Gumball: Is it here?
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No. No.
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Ah! Just what I need!
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The periodic table
of candy elements!
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If I use this one
and this one here...
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Ha ha!
The perfect strategy!
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Hyup!
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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Butterscotch Butler, the
butterscotch Scottish butler,
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I challenge you!
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[ Sighs ]
[ Scottish accent ] Again?
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I've gathered all the necessary
strategy and tactics
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to finally defeat you!
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To play, one must
know strategy, yes.
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But to know victory, one must
also know their opponent!
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Opponent?
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Their dreams...
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...their ambitions....
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...their rrrregrets...
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[ Hisses ]
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...and their fears!
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M-My mortality!
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[ Pop! ]
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Byeeee!
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King me.
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[ Growls ]
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[ Both gasp ]
[ Glass shatters ]
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Maybe we should find someone
a little more relaxed.
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How?!
How did you know?!
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Huh?
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Oh. You leave that
lying around everywhere.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Yes!
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[ Sizzling ]
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Still not quite right.
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How about this
for some inspiration?
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[ Hisses ]
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Pancakes and flapjacks
are nothing alike!
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[ Groans ]
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Aw, Cake.
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It's just that
flapjack literature
is such a niche genre,
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and none of my flapjacks
are turning out any good.
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Come on, Cake.
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We've still got 10 minutes
before the library closes.
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It's Flame Prince!
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What's that fire hazard
doing in the library?
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Hmm?
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Oh, no!
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Oh!
I love that author!
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Have you read
her newest book?
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I-I could, uh,
find it for you.
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Oh. Uh, n-nah,
that's okay.
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I'll just start
with this one.
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Thanks, though.
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Uh -- Aah!
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Oh. Sorry about that.
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Uh -- Uh --
W-w-w-- W-w-w--
Eh...
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No, no, no, no, no!
Hot, hot, hot!
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Wow.
I am not graceful today.
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N-Not the first editions!
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Ow, ow!
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Easy...
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Unh!
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[ Foosh! ]
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Gah! Huh?!
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Leaving, yes?
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Yeah. I'll borrow
this one, please.
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Of course! I'll just
need you to sign it out.
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[ Sizzling ]
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[ Both scream ]
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[ Sighs ]
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I'm sorry.
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I have a duty to serve
the library's patrons,
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but I'm also sworn
to protect the books.
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I can't in good conscience
let you take it home.
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But maybe I could
read this book to you?
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Listen, I just came in here
to use the bathroom, man.
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I thought you had to, like,
check out a book first to pee.
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Actually, I don't even
have a library card.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Whoosh! ]
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[ Panting ]
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Lumpy Space Prince!
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Groans ]
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Lumpy Spaaaace Priiiince!
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[ Coughs softly ]
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Come on. You've been coughing
for five days.
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Just take
one tablespoon.
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Uh...
B-Bumpy Space Prince?
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Uh, there's no one here
by that name.
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Then who
am I talking to?
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Uh, this is Ja--
Jack.
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[ Coughs ]
Huh.
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Well, if you're Jack,
then I'mmmm...
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MMMMichael Dean.
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Yeah. And I'm looking
for this beautiful prince.
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I got to give him
this...magic potion!
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See, he was cursed
by this evil snot gnoll.
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Really?
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The snot gnoll
transformed him
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into a totally disgusting
mucus monster.
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What?!
No, I'm not!
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[ Gasps ]
Did you hear that?
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Huh?
What is it?!
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It's -- It's --
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[ Roars ]
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It's the snot gnoll!
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[ Growling ]
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Aah!
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Uh-oh! It's coming
towards your tree, Jack!
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[ Grunts ]
I'm stuck!
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I'll protect you,
beautiful prince!
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[ Heavy footsteps ]
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Step off, snot gnoll!
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[ Crash! ]
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Get him, Michael Dean!
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[ Crash! ]
Gah! It got me!
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Ugh!
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No!!
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[ Thump! ]
[ Grunts ]
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I got one last hit in!
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[ Heavy footsteps ]
I-It's running away!
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[ Footsteps soften, fade ]
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[ Sighs, coughs ]
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I think
this is the end for me.
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Rally, Michael Dean!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Pop! ]
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[ Voice breaking ]
It's...too late for me,
beautiful prince.
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Take the potion.
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[ Voice breaking ]
Take it and live.
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Live!
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[ Groans ]
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I won't let your sacrifice
be wasted.
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[ Glug! Glug! ]
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[ Glass shatters ]
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See?
No more coughing.
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Hey, yeah.
Actually, I do feel better.
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[ Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! ]
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Wow.
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Maybe that was
the wrong potion.
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Much better!
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Ice Queen: Lounged atop their
comfortable sense of ennui,
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Flynn the human being
and Jacques the raccoon
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listened to the Ice President
read his fiction.
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"Lynn the person looked at Janet
and asked, 'Am I my feelings?
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Do I exist
because I can't stop feeling?'
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Janet the fox answered her.
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'Feelings are action,
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and like all mortal action,
they are doomed to failure.'"
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Flynn and Jacques sighed.
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They totally got it.
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The end!
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What do you guys think?
Too philosophical?
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[ Flute plays ]
[ Penguins chanting "Wenk!" ]
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[ Groans ]
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Out of my way!
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Blazin' blueberries --
comin' through!
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[ Penguins chanting "Wenk!" ]
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You're ruining
my literary reading!
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Oh, hey, Ice Queen.
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Do you want Cake
to make your flapjack portrait?
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Why, ye--
No! I mean no!
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Why don't we table this
for now, so I can...
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destroy you!
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Hang on to your turkeys,
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because I'm about to make
the toughest flapjack ever.
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Some purple chicken milk...
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dramatic cornmeal...
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Nooooo!
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And the tears
of this reflective turtle.
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[ Whispering ] You will outlive
everyone you love.
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[ Normal voice ]
Cry for me, little mama!
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[ Sizzling ]
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Here, Fionna!
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[ Shing! ]
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Tasty!
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Hey, Ice Queen,
I really liked your story.
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The imagery was tight.
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Can you believe
it was my first draft?!
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No way!
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Gotcha!
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I call it
"Portrait of an Author."
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[ Chuckles ]
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I really did
like her story, though.
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I wonder how that Ice President
got elected.
270
00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:31,380
Talk about
life imitating art.
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00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:33,630
Gunter, did you see
what Daddy did?
272
00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:35,880
Did you guess
the secret theme?
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00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,840
Wenk!
274
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,550
No! You're way off!
275
00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:41,140
Fionna and Cake
were at the breakfast table.
276
00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,800
Gumball consulted
the periodic table.
277
00:10:43,890 --> 00:10:47,140
Flame Prince set fire
to the table of contents.
278
00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:50,390
The...purple thing
had a tablespoon of syrup.
279
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,270
And Ice Queen...did
a tabley thing, too, probably.
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00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,400
Wenk!
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00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,150
They're not
like regular stories.
282
00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:58,360
They're shorter.
283
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,860
I'll call them...grabl--
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00:11:00,950 --> 00:11:03,070
No -- tables!
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00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,240
Wenk.
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00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,700
[ Slurps ]
287
00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:14,000
I'll never look at tables
the same way again.
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00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:19,470
♪ Come along with me ♪
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00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:24,050
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:29,230
This party is so crazy!