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[ Mouse squeaks ]
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[ Penguins chirp ]
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[ All cheering ]
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[ Screeches ]
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[ Quacks ]
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♪ Adventure time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go
to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's adventure time ♪
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Hmm. Let's see what else
the cards say.
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This card means
you're a man.
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Okay.
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[ Laughs ]
No, I'm kidding.
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It means you're nice.
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I'm learning truth
about myself.
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[ Laughs ]
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Hey, Dad, what if
I called you "Papa"?
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"I love the sea,
Papa!"
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How are your card fingers
feeling?
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That's a weird thing
to say, Papa.
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Have you seen cards
like...this?!
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What?
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No! Not today!
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No Card Wars!
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[ Splash ]
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She sunk like a stone!
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[ Groans ]
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Ah, there's no time
to go back!
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The tourney starts
in an hour!
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BMO is always fine.
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I don't understand.
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Card Wars -- the great
and venerable game of old.
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It is the king and queen
of tabletop games.
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It combines the mechanics
of simulated combat,
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hand management,
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commodity speculation,
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worker placement,
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blind auctioning,
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and set collection.
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Battle happens
in one of four combat lanes,
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each deriving its power from one
of the 16 themed elements --
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corn, wheat, blue, crystals,
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[ Waves roaring ]
acumen, torpor, frozen lakes,
lizard holes, learning...
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[ Waves rumbling ]
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[ Yawns loudly ]
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That's too many rules.
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I don't do cards
to follow rules.
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But you could be
so good!
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Daddy's pro-tege!
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Of course I'd be good at it,
but I'm not into it.
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Look, I lost track
of how old I am.
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Maybe I'm almost 40.
I don't know.
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I at least need
to unpack my last decade
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before embarking
on my next decade.
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I've got to win
and be dignified.
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20s are for regretting,
30s are for being dignified,
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and 40s are older
than I ever want to be.
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Hmm.
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O...kay.
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You give me
one of your...
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bones...
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and I'll play
one of your games.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Groans ]
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I activate the Barrel.
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I floop the Cooper.
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Mmmwah! Mmmwah!
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Cute!
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Welcome, Charlie, to the 59th
Card Wars Doubles Classic!
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That's Todd and Jennings
signing in.
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And over there,
Benton and Mike R.
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Luke and Captain Majesty.
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Mr. Outrageous
and Mr. International.
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Who's that, Papa?
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That's...uh...
the reigning champs.
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Jake?
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[ Waves build ]
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Grand Prix.
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Man, I thought
you swore off tourney play --
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like,
angrily swore it off.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Oh. Uh, pardon.
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Hello, Jake.
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Is that you,
Moniker?
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How are you?
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We've been just grea--
Her?
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Oh, this is my daughter/
Card Wars partner, Charlie!
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'Sup?
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That's fantastic, Jake.
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You always wanted kids.
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Well, she's a chip
off the old block, I'll bet.
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Us, we're running the local
after-school C.W. program --
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just like where you and me
first met.
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[ Waves rumbling ]
Most days, we're busy running
the screen-printing shop,
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but, uh, we still make time
for the tourney --
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[ Rumbling fades ]
just for fun, you know.
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Yes! We're all here
to have fun!
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Well,
got to sign in.
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Come, Charlie!
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Nice meeting you.
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That's your ex, huh?
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What?
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Nothing.
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You've definitely got
a type.
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[ Laughs ]
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Announcer: Round 1!
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Jake and Charlie --
A.K.A. Team Dignified --
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Versus Reggie
and Pete the punk.
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Ohhhh!
Blah, blah, blah!
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Commence Card Wars!
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I floop the Hay Barn,
and I attack with Feed Man!
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Announcer: A solid move
from the veteran Jake.
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I cast Bean Ball Bomba.
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Bean Ball!
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Bean Ball?!
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Feed Man's power source
is gone!
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No, no, no!
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No...big deal.
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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Your turn, sweetie.
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Okay.
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I'll play...
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this one.
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[ Beep ]
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[ Chuckles ]
"Floop."
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[ Whirrrrr! ]
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Granary Weevil --
on your first draw?!
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Unprecedented.
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And combined
with a downed Feed Man,
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that means...
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Announcer: He's right --
it's Infinite Haymaker!
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That's game!
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A stunning move
from the newcomer Charlie.
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She's a real pro-tege.
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We win!
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Whoo! [ Laughs ] [ Laughing ]
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Yeah, I'm out.
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What?!
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One bone, one game.
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But I'm not done
burying my 20s.
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Do you want more bones?
Is that it?!
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Nah.
I only need one.
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Catch ya on the flip,
Papa.
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[ Squish! ]
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[ Rattle! ]
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Announcer:
Round 2 starts in five minutes.
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Still dignified.
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Psst.
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Lost your partner,
huh?
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Hey, don't worry --
we won't tattle.
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[ Ting! ]
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I will crush you,
Grand Prix.
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[ Wind whistling ]
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I'm ho-o-me!
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Hey, you two been kissing?
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What-what?!
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[ Creak! ]
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Me hungy.
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Gomp!
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All y'all keep quiet!
Charlie's flexin'!
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Let's see.
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Finally, I've got
the hair of the mother
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and a bone of the father.
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Time to do a rare turbo-boosted
personal reading.
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Self-care mega-blow.
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Announcer:
It's the semi-final round,
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and Mr. Outrageous has Jake
on the ropes.
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Jake: [ Thinking ]
I can still play my Ultra Dog
and force a draw.
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And while technically
a legal move,
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it's considered
a low-class maneuver
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this late in the tourney.
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[ Groans ]
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Jake.
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Do it!
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I play...Ultra Dog!
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Announcer:
A shocking move!
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Ultra Dog attacks the
Tilled Field with "Cold Nose"!
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Which means...cat's game!
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But by tourney rules,
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the slight point lead gives
the win to Team Dignified!
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They advance to the finals
versus Grand Prix and Moniker.
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Just a garbage, garbage win.
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[ Chuckles evilly ]
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[ Gasps ]
What am I doing?!
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[ Waves rumbling ]
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[ Cards shuffle ]
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All right.
The deck is ripe.
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Let's see what the cards say.
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Dad!
Why are you here?
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This one's about me!
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[ Groaning ]
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That's too much sandwich!
You got to chew!
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Gah!
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Is this my 20s?
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Dad was right.
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I've got to fix
these "faults of youth."
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My 30s?
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I look lost.
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My 40s.
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I'm afraid.
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Also,
I'm naming you "Gibbon."
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My 50s.
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Midlife crisis.
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Good luck, Gibbon!
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My 60s.
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I'm unfamiliar
with my changing body.
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My 70s.
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I begin
to lose people around me.
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My 80s.
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I'm afraid again.
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My 90s.
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I'm content and wise!
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Yeah!
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Wrinkles!
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Oh, no!
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I've been a total wand
to my dad!
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I've got to go help him!
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Come on, Jakey.
pull it together.
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Blah! Win!
Win at all costs!
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No! I bury you!
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00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:04,640
Feel your 20s!
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No, no, no!
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Charlie: Be cool.
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Mom?
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00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:10,980
No, Papa.
It's your 90-year-old daughter.
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You flake!
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Be content.
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[ Screams ]
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Whoa!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Whoop! Whoop!
Whoop! Whoop!
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[ Both whooping ]
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Ka-pow!
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Whoop!
Yeah!
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Whoop!
What-what?!
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Dignified!
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♪♪
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Yeah!
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Winners -- Grand Prix
and Moniker Des Louise.
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[ Waves rumbling ]
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[ Rumbling fades ]
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Good game,
Grand Prix, Moniker.
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
Okay.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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This party is so crazy!