[ Duck quacks, wind whistles ]
[ Zaps ]
[ Roars ]
♪ Adventure time, come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very messed up lands ♪
♪ With Finn and Jake, Ice King, and Betty ♪
♪ Who knows how it will end? ♪
♪ It's adventure time ♪
Dang.
What in Grod's name am I looking at?
Fire,
ice,
candy,
and slime.
Weird.
How did this happen, Ice King?
Look, I know it's a lot to take in.
Let's go to the living room.
[ Whoosh ]
Now settle in, get comfortable,
'cause I am gonna tell you everything.
And it is going to blow your -- Oop!
I gotta kiss my skyhooks good night.
Good night, my skookie-wooks.
[ Kisses ]
Okay.
Dude...
Why does it look like a four-way pizza?!
Is everyone in Ooo like a zombie?
Is everyone basically dead?
Everyone is not dead. It's much worse.
Let me start at the beginning.
No.
What am I gonna do without my besties around?
Mm.
♪♪
Mm, okay. Bird watching sounds cool.
Hey, roomie! I'm going out to pick up some magic ingredients.
Ooh! Are you making somethin' delicious?
Oh, I'm building a magic battery to power
my elemental purification spell.
Cool. Bring me a snackie.
Like...a doughnut?
Surprise me.
Oh, I'll surprise you.
[ Under breath ] I'll surprise everyone.
Wait. What was Patience talking about?
Oh, it's not important. Something ominous.
Anyways, it was then that I really got into bird watching.
♪♪
What else we got here?
A penguin.
Oh. Right.
[ Gasps ] Something!
Is that...
Oh...my...glaah!
[ Gasps ]
You a toucan?
Simon, I've been trying so hard to help you.
I've tried reprogramming--nnn your -- your crown,
Code-mapping, penguin-napping, co-mingling with magic,
and grasping and grappling,
but it just hasn't been happening.
It's saddening, it's maddening, and I'm rapping and -- and...
[ Inhales deeply ]
[ Inhales ]
So I'm trying the direct approach.
Ugh. Wenk!
No, I don't remember who she is, but I know how to find out.
Hey!
So good to see you!
You still working at that same place?
Mm, my work takes me all over.
I meant all over the place.
Oh! Before I forget, I just got a new phone.
Would you mind reentering your info for me?
It's okay. I know you don't remember me.
No, no, no. I can get this.
[ Inhales slowly, pfft! ]
I lost it.
A long time ago, you and I were...colleagues.
My name is Betty Grof, and --
That's what I was gonna say! Betty!
[ Inhales ]
Hey, do you wanna go on a date with me tonight?
[ Babbles ] Uh, buh, buh, buh. Yes.
Meet me at 8:00 at my Magic Man House.
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
[ Ring ]
Hello?
You are not gonna believe what just happened.
What?
A lady touched me!
That's cool. Who is she?
I think she might be an exotic bird.
But guess who's going on a date tonight!
Wow. So what are you gonna wear?
Oh, probably my go-to -- blue muumuu.
Ugh!
No! You need to get a nice bespoked suit.
A be-wudda-wa?
"Bespoke" means it's custom-made to fit your specific dimensions
and emphasize what's flattering about your shape.
Like my abs.
No, I'd say you're kinda bottom-heavy.
No, that's just the muumuu, dawg.
I'm jacked.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah.
What the heck d-- Shh!
'Kay, so then we went suit shopping.
It's very important to pick a good, natural fabric.
As for color, for a first suit,
you should choose between black, navy, or charcoal grey.
Why?
It's a wizard fashion rule.
If you stray, you'll look like a fool.
How's about if I make my suit a onesie?
[ Smack ] Ow!
Whoa.
Let's get to work!
♪♪
And then Life-Giving Magus checked an even darker...
[ Whispers ] What is going on? ...shade of gray against my face.
Until finally...
Life-Giving Magus: Yep!
Pretty fly for an ice guy.
♪♪
Male voice: [ Singsongy ] Ding dong! Someone's here!
That's clever.
Hello, Simon.
Uh, flowers.
Come in. Come in.
I really like how you decorated the place.
I'm really into skulls and old teeth in jars, too.
Ready for our date?
You bet.
Bah-bam!
Aaaaah!
[ Pants ] This a-way.
What is this place?
In the old days, we would meet here,
and you would give me books because you had a subscription
to the Book a Day Club.
Book a Day?
You gave me the excess books because I was associated
with Books for the Bookless.
[ Laughs ] Simon! You want your usual booth?
Bogo! You remember him? Lead the way, Bogo!
So...
Yes?
Are we going splitsies?
[ Sighs ]
Okay, I'll pay for half your entrée.
But if you get an appy or a dessert, it's on you.
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
[ Smacks lips ]
[ Inhaling deeply ] Aah!
What? There something in my beard?
You don't remember any of this?
[ Thinking ] She's starting to freak me out.
Ring, ring!
Sorry. I should take this.
Oh, hi, Gunter. No. I'm on my date.
[ Inhaling deeply ]
Gunter, I have to go.
[ Chomping ]
Technology, right? [ Chuckles ]
Aah! No!
[ Zapping ] It's all wrong!
Ugh! Zap! Wha?
[ Whoosh ]
Well, that was terrifying.
I've tried everything I can think of to make Simon remember.
Is there something I'm missing?
What am I doing wrong?
Maybe you're going after someone who doesn't exist anymore.
Why not take him as he is?
After all, you've been through a lot of changes yourself.
You're making a lot of sense, Tiny Manticore.
We're like two shadows, two ghosts caught in limbo.
It sounds depressing when you say it that way.
Think of a different way to say it.
[ Crying softly ]
[ Sighs heavily ]
Wenk.
Oh, uh, just stretching.
Wenk?
The date? Uh, yeah, it went great.
I don't know about a second date, though.
I don't wanna be that guy
who just hangs out with his girlfriend all the time
and doesn't see his friends.
Man, I wanna be that guy so bad.
[ Whoosh ]
Hey, I was just talking about you to my penguin.
Have you met Gunter?
Yes. I kidnapped him that one time.
Look, Simon -- I mean, Ice King.
Yeah, who's this Simon guy you keep yakking about?
Should I be jealous?
He's somebody I knew a long time ago.
Hey, you still into bird watching?
Watch this.
[ Electricity crackles ] Mmm...zow!
[ Birds chirping ] [ Laughs ] Amazing!
[ Laughs ] Such beautiful birds!
They're all for you, Ice King.
Woof. What a bust.
These are some low-grade fairies.
My magic battery is going to su--
Who's this dancing with the I.K.?
[ Electricity crackles ]
Bird friend! [ Laughs ]
How delightful.
[ Laughing ]
Ha! [ Sighs ]
Huh? Where did the weird lady go?
Uh...well, when you weren't looking,
her -- her mom showed up and told her that
her old boyfriend wanted to be with her again,
and they ran off together. The end.
Her mom?
Well, I gotta go.
I almost forgot!
Surprise!
[ Crying, chewing ]
[ Groans ]
I wonder if my roomie has any more
of these soothing doughnuts.
Only one way to find out!
♪♪
Patience: Elemental, elemental.
Stand, do not sit.
Cool.
Elemental, Elemental.
Can not quit.
Weird Lady!
Blast him!
[ Humming ]
Eee.
[ Zaps ]
Then everything went nuts.
There was all this light and noise.
I grabbed as many penguins as I could -- one.
But now that you're here,
we can go back and save Weird Lady.
Sounds like we got our first lead.
All we needed was... a little patience.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
This party is so crazy!