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[ Penguins chirp ]
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[ All cheering ]
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[ Screeches ]
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♪ Adventure time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go
to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Cake the cat
and Fionna the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's adventure time ♪
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♪♪♪
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These ghoul dudes
take the form
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of whatever
you're thinking about.
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[ Chainsaws buzz ]
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An angry --
no, shy shark baby.
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What if life was always just
constant fun times on the river?
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Let's never do
anything boring ever again.
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Yes, let's never do anything
boring ever ag--
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[ Beeping ]
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Time for Ice King's
boring book reading.
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Aw, come on!
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He's just gonna read
those weird stories
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that are basically
about us.
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I kind of dig getting
loosely adapted.
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Ice King: Fionna spoke with
the voice of an angelic choir.
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"You can have the rest of
the screaming chili cheese dip
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if you want," she said.
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[ Sniffles ]
"It's totally fine."
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The end.
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I said "the end"!
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[ Applause ]
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[ Chair squeaks ]
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Let's get
some questions.
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Where do
your ideas come from?
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They're beamed
into my melon at night --
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same as everybody else.
Next!
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Woman: I have more of
a criticism than a question.
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I am very open
to criticism!
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Your story was
completely wrong.
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And how would you know?
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I know...
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because I am...
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[ Stick clacks ]
Fionna!
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All: [ Gasps ]
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I can show you
what really happened.
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It's all on this tape!
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All: Ooh!
Jake:
What format is that?
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[ VCR clicks, whirs ]
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According to this map,
we're very close.
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-Hey. Hey.
-Hi. Hey.
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There's the door.
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[ Door knob rattles ]
Aw, it's locked.
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I'll get us in
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with key...eye!
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Bam!
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"Eye" got it.
You get it, Fionna?
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Yeah, but it's a stretch.
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[ Laughter ]
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There I am.
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[ Door creaks ]
Fionna: [ Sighs ]
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Next time we find
a map lying in the backyard,
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we should think twice.
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Cake: At least we get
this fancy coffin.
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How's it look?
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It's a decent addition
to the treasure vestibule
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but still kind of
a letdown.
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You know what's
never a letdown?
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Cookie sauce
review party.
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Yeah!
Cookie dip.
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Screaming chili cheese
versus sriracha ranch.
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[ Lid creaks ]
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[ VCR clicks, whirs ]
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[ Light switch clicks ]
Was it real?
Who was filming all that?
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Wenk, wenk.
Needs more hunks!
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Dude, I literally have
one bazillion questions.
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Uh, excuse me,
Miss Fionna...
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where did this video
come fr-o-o-om!
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Fionna!
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I always knew we'd meet one day
and become best friends.
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So, uh, remember that time
when Cake caught Ruse Goose,
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the notorious goose
pickpocket?
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That was
such a long time ago.
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But during trial,
you realized she was framed
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'cause it was actually
Abracadanielle pretending
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to be a goose
all along!
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[ Hisses ]
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Can I also ask
a question?
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Besties only.
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I was just gonna ask if
we could see more of the tape.
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Oh, yeah, can we?
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I don't think so.
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All right,
just a little more.
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[ VCR clicks, whirs ]
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[ Lid creaks ]
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[ Yawns ]
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Oh...my...glob.
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It's a mummy!
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That's right.
I'm a mummy!
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Aww.
Yeah, you are.
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And a real cutie, too.
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I'm not cute!
I'm horrible!
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[ Groans menacingly ]
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Want to hang?
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[ VCR clicks, static crackles ]
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Okay, that's enough.
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Both: Aw!
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I want to see more.
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I don't want to wear it out.
It's my only copy.
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And it's
very important to me.
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Library closes in five.
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Click, click, click.
[ Light switch clicks ]
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So, where you heading now?
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Guess I'll go back to the dump
under the bridge where I live.
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I'd invite you over,
but I don't have a sofa
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or TV or anything.
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It's literally a dump.
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I have a TV.
My crib is equipped.
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Oh, really?
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Hey, you should move in!
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Please live
with me, Fionna.
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This is the sweet spot.
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My roo-- Oh!
I wasn't expecting guests.
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[Chuckles] Not that you mind
a bit of dirt, right?
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Nice, huh?
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So, this is my room now.
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Only the best for Fionna.
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Ice King: Oh, yeah.
I like this room, too.
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It's where I do
all my deep thinking.
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Man, I still can't believe it --
the Fionna in my bathroom,
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touching my toothbrush,
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throwing it
into my little trash can.
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Fionna taking charge!
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That's what heroes do.
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You're a so much better hero
than Finn.
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I know.
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Plus, don't tell Jake,
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but I've always been more
of a cat person.
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Where is Cake the Cat?
Cake?
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Cake?
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Cake is gone.
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Some years back, there was
an adventure mishap.
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I don't feel comfortable
talking about it.
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Oh, okay.
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Hey, you still haven't
shown me where you keep
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your Fionna-and-Cake
tapes.
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Sorry, no can do.
What?
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Don't you have tapes?
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Oh, yeah, I got loads of tapes,
but they're super private.
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Maybe you'll change
your mind
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once you see more
of my mummy adventure?
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Yay!
I'll get snacks.
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[ Static crackles ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Groans ]
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Hey, what's wrong?
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I have...a curse!
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Oh, no.
Oh, no.
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How can we save you,
tiny mummy?
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The curse can only be broken
by strong black coffee
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and fancy muffins
from Breakfast Kingdom.
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I know that place.
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It has a really long line
on weekends.
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Yes!
That sounds like the one.
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Be a hero and fetch unto me
the sacred breakfast.
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Don't you worry,
little guy.
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We'll save you!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ VCR clicks, static crackles ]
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Okay, that's the end
of the tape.
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Really?
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My stories usually get
wrapped up neater.
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[ Chuckles ]
Wrapped up -- mummies.
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Yeah, well,
there's no more, so...
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You wouldn't know this,
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but old heroes need
a lot of sleep.
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I did know that.
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See you in the morning.
[ Tape clicks ]
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[ Click echoing,
ominous tone plays ]
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Okay.
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Fionna?
You awake?
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I made you
a midnight snack.
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Munching ]
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[ Sighs, snores ]
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[ VCR clicks, static crackles ]
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Mummy, we're home.
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[ Gasps ]
I knew it.
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Where did it go?
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Maybe it had to go back
into its coffin Dracula-style.
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Mummy?
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We got your breakfast.
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Hmm.
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[ Coins rattling ]
Shh! What's that?
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Nyeh.
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That's our treasure!
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Stay away.
You'll get cursed.
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[ Groans menacingly ]
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I take the curse off of me
and put it back on you.
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You understand nothing
of mummy curses!
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Our treasure!
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Our muffins!
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Uhh...do not look
upon a naked mummy.
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It's bad luck.
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Both: Queen of Ooo?!
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That's right.
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I snuck in here to pretend
to steal your stash
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and teach you
a valuable lesson.
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Never invite strangers
into your home,
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no matter how cool
they seem and are.
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You should be
thanking me really.
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[ VCR clicks, whirs ]
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Of course.
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She didn't want me
to see the end of the tape
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because she's not Fionna.
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She's...a mummy!
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Aah!
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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[ Whimpering ]
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Other Fionna: Come on.
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They're all just him?
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Imposter!
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Reveal yourself!
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Aah! [Gasps]
Knock it off!
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You're the knock-off!
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What?
You're not Fionna!
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How did you --
Show me your true form!
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Aha! Huh?
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What kind of mummy
are you supposed to be?
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No kind!
I'm just an old lady.
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Who likes to dress up
as Fionna?
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It makes me feel
confident, okay?
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Plus, I look really good
in this outfit.
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Look, I used to be
very shy...
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tinkering
with my tech stuff all night,
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sleeping all day.
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But one evening,
I intercepted a strange signal.
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I was mesmerized.
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I watched that tape
like 100 times
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before I finally stepped
out of my cave a new woman,
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determined to find
more Fionna and Cake.
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I roamed Ooo for years
with no luck.
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But then, I found out
about you,
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and I hatched a plan
to steal your tapes.
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What?
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I don't have
any Fionna and Cake tapes.
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I know!
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All of your tapes are filled
with embarrassing diaries.
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If I met them,
I'd definitely record it.
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Fionna and Cake
aren't real, you ding-dong!
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They're just, like, a TV show
from the past or something.
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You're the ding-dong, lady!
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You tricked
an old, defenseless Ice King.
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[ Crying ]
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Look, I didn't mean
to hurt you.
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You lied to me.
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Fionna would never lie --
never.
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Oh, glob, you're right.
I'm not like Fionna.
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I'm the mummy!
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[ Wailing ]
[ Crying ]
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Wenk.
Huh?
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Well, that was
disheartening.
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[ Echoing ]
Forgive me, Fionna!
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[ Yawns ]
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Fionna: [ Echoing ]
Cake, what time is it?
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Wenk.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪