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[ Penguin squawks ]

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[ Screeches ]

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♪ Adventure time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We're going to
very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's adventure time ♪

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[ Munching ]

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-[ Slurps ]
-Huh?

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I was just
sipping my coffee.

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Oh.

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[ Munching ]

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[ Slurps ]

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[ Both continue slurping
and munching rhythmically ]

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[ Both laugh ]

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[ BMO laughs ]

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I am also excited
about today.

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Oh, yeah?

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Today is the first day
of my new job.

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What's your new job, BMO?

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Yeah, are you a spy?

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You know,
'cause of the overcoat?

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I'm a door-to-door
salesman.

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-Oh.
-Oh.

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What are you selling?

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I've got
so many great things.

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Like for
the man about town,

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this piece of lint.

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I'll take it.

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Hooray! My first sale!

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That'll be
four doubloons.

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Can I pay you later?

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Mm, the customer
is always right!

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Good attitude, BMO.

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Well, gentlemen...

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got to chop that wood.

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♪♪

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[ Whispering ]
It's Ice King.

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[ Whispering ]
I know.

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Oh!

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Okay, wish me luck, fellas,
even though I don't need --

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-Aah!
-Aah!

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[ Thud ]
[ Both giggle ]

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-Aw.
-Aw.

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Ice King:
Boy, this is great, huh?

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You and me
out in the fresh air?

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Now, the key
to being a tip-top salesman

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is to get the ol' foot
in the door.

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Bodies don't talk,
Ice King.

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Well, mine does.

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Okay, then.
If I say "My feet hurt,"

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you can go "Woof woof."

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That's my dogs barking.

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BMO, I think we're gonna make
an unbeatable team.

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Yeah, yeah! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!

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[ Laughs ]

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Tree Trunks: "Chapter 3 --
No Time For Sleeping.

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Elizabeth's heart was racing

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like a water mill
after spring thaw.

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She knew her enemies
were coming for her,

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but when?

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Suddenly, there was a knock
at the door."

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[ Knock on door ]
Oh!

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Tree Trunks:
Oh. Oh, my goodness. [ Groans ]

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Someone's at the door.

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That's all.

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Hello.

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Tree Trunks,
how are your children?

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Can you believe
this weather?

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So polite.

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Please, please come in.

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You have a lovely home.

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Here, have
some apple pie.

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Oh, thank you.

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Now, what
can I do for you?

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Oh, well, I'd like to show you
what I'm selling today.

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[ Grunts ]

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♪♪

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Okay, we have
a broken branch,

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a half-eaten sandwich --

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oh, another ball of lint.

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Another?

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These are selling
like red hots.

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A dust bunny -- That's like
a cage-free ball of lint.

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A doll's head,

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and a little velvet bag,
tied tight at the top.

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I'll take the branch.

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My loose cash
is up there

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in the flower jar.

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Help yourself.

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Ice King: Ohh!

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[ Jar clunks ]
[ Laughs ]

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[ Both laugh ]

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You have a lovely home.

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-Aah!
-Whoa!

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What'd you buy,
honey bunch?

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A branch.

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Huh.

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Huh? Oh.

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Ah, Tree Trunks,
you're a financial genius.

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[ BMO laughs ]

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I can't believe
we unloaded that branch.

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It wasn't even
our best one.

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Oh, my.
Shield my eyes from the sun.

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Ice King: Why?

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Because I think I see
our next customer.

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Those nuts could be ours.

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Excuse me, little boy!

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How are your children?!

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Ice King, duck.

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Jump.

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Right.
Right again.

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[ Laughs ]
Left.

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Jump, jump.

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♪♪

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Left. Right.

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Left.

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Ice King,
you're doing so good.

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You have not
bumped into anything.

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BMO,
where's the customer?

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Oh, no.
I was so excited

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about you not bumping into
anything, I lost the customer.

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Ice King,
I think we are lost.

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[ Animal howls ]

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Look.

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-A house.
-All I see

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is the inside of this coat.

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And...stop.

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Knock politely.

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[ Footsteps ]

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[ Hinges creak ]

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Mysterious sentinel,
you have a lovely home.

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[ Whispering ]
Turn.

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[ Normal voice ]
How are your children?

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[ Gasps ]

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♪♪

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Hello.

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I'm a door-to-door salesman,
ma'am.

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[ Ice King coughs ]

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[ Chuckling ] Oh,
excuse my indigestion.

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Ouch!

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I have some wonderful
new products,

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like, uh,
this ball of lint.

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No, wait,
this is the dust bunny. Uh...

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Oh, oh!
I know -- this velvet bag.

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Did I mention
that it contains Finn's teeth?

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[ Ax clatters ]
Please, let's go in the parlor,

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where we can be
more comfortable.

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And you're sure
these are Finn's teeth?

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-Yes.
-The same Finn

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who serves Princess Bubblegum,
obstructs my plans,

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and plagues my thoughts?

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Yes.

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Finn the human's teeth.

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That's a BMO guarantee.

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Ice King: [ Whispering ]
Psst! Does Finn know

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you have his teeth?
Because I don't think --

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[ Whispering ] Hey!
I'm trying to close a sale here.

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I hope
you accept silver.

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I can pay you
immediately.

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Yes, my pretties.

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Poor, little guy. Still
wearing out the shoe leather

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trying to make just one more
lousy sale before coming home.

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He'll feel better after we have
a little party for him.

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Still, it's tough
seeing your kid

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get his heart set on doing
something he really sucks at.

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[ Door opens ]

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Hello, boys.
Meet the salesman of the year.

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Or maybe of the decade.

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The Chinese food is on me.

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I mean,
check out the loot.

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[ Whispering ]
It's real.

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What the heck did you sell
to get this silver goblet?

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Just a line of smooth talk
and pipe dreams.

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Oh, and a set
of human baby teeth.

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Where did you even get
a set of human baby teeth?

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Human baby teeth!!

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♪♪

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BMO!

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Branches and lint
are moving like cray, Jake.

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Oh, sure,
I sold your baby teeth.

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I could sell
any part of you.

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These were, like,
the only things I had left

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from when I was a little kid.

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Hey, you know what?
We'll just go buy back

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those little pearly whites.
I'm sure whoever bought them

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is like, "Why did I buy
these things?"

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What possible use
could some guy have

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for a set of human baby teeth?

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Unless he's an evil sorcerer
or a mad scientist.

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He wasn't a mad scientist,
was he?

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Well...
[ Pounding on door ]

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♪♪

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[ Shrieks ]

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Stay back, baby Finns.

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Aah!

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[ Both scream ]

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[ Groans ]

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[ Grunts ]

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They're made out of some kind
of hard tooth-like material.

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Ouch. Ouch!

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Ice King,
freeze these nightmare babies.

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I'm not allowed
to wear my crown.

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It's against
BMO's dress code.

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Just don't let them
climb into your mouth!

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[ Groaning ]

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Hey, there, bitey boys.
Get off of there.

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[ Groaning ]

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Where's your baby manners?
Eek.

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Hmm.
Maybe I sold too well.

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Ice King:
Hey, you're a great salesman.

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Evil babies are not
a problem for you.

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They're an opportunity.

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Yeah.

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Where did I put those --

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Oh, here they are.

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Gentlemen, could I interest you
in a couple of sledgehammers?

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Perfect for smashing through
minerals or composites.

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-I'll take one.
-Me, too!

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Great decision.

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♪♪

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[ Poof! ]

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A little tap
is all it takes.

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These baby-smashing hammers
are great.

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[ Whacking continues ]

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I'm sorry
I caused such a mess.

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It's very bad
for business.

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Well, time
to call it day.

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The ice man leaveth.

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Hey, wait.

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See you tomorrow...
partner.

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Until tomorrow.

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Yeah, you're not
doing this tomorrow.

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[ Whistling ]

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Hmm. In retrospect, the attack
would have worked much better

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were they not baby teeth.

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[ Clears throat ]

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

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This party is so crazy!