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[ Quacking ]

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[ Warble, zap! ]

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[ Screeches ]

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♪ Adventure time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to
very distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

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♪ The fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's "Adventure Time" ♪

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Vroom, vroom!

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Vroom, vroom, vroom!

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Tree Trunks: Sweet P!

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[ Gasps ]

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Come and get it,
Sweet P.

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Oh, boy!

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Breakfast porridge.

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Mmm.

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I think I must have the most
perfect life in the whole world.

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Oh, that's lovely.

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What about you, Mama?

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Is your life perfect?

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Me?

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♪♪

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Yes, Sweet P.

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I'm the happiest mama
in the whole world.

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Oh, no, Mama!

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You're sad!

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No, no, sweetie.

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That's just something
that happens

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when grown-ups think about
their lives for too long.

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[ Telephone ringing ]

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Mr. Pig:
Honey, can you get that?

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Thanks, sweetie.

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Hello?

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Tree Trunks?

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Tree Trunks,
it's me, Randy.

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Wow, it's so great
to hear your voice.

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Randy?

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Forgive me
for being so bold,

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but Tree Trunks,
I must see you.

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I don't think that's
a very good idea, Randy.

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Tree Trunks, please!

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Um, okay, hold on.

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Who was that,
sweetie?

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That was,
uh, the school.

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There's a parent-teacher
conference I need to go to.

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Really?
Isn't it my turn this time?

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No, because, um...

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...it's my turn?

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Well,
if you say so.

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Be back soon.

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Okay.

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Uh, bye.

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♪♪

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[ Bike bell rings ]

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The future's wild.

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♪♪

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We did it, babe.

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We finally graduated
high school.

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Yes, Randy, we did.

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[ Clears throat ]

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Tree Trunks,
would you sign my yearbook?

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I sure will, Cookie.

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Do you want me to sign
on my fencing photo,

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my Homecoming Queen photo,

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my horseback riding club
photo --

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Would you sign
your swim team photo?

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Yes.
That's my favorite.

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When you get done with that
kid stuff, let me know.

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I got grown-up stuff
to discuss.

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I was about to say
the same thing to you.

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Randy, I've decided to
take some time for myself

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and see the world.

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I'm 18 and I need adventure,
Randy.

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I need --

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What?

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Baby...

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[ Gasps ]

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...let me
be your adventure.

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Okay, why not?

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[ Camera shutter flashes ]

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Kiss her, son!

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[ Camera shutter flashes ]

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Our wedding photos
are here.

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Just in time
for the honeymoon.

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Babe?

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It's over, Randy.

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I'm a wild child.

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Goodbye.

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"Goodbye, Randy."

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[ Chuckles ]

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-Okay.
-Hmm?

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Oh, Randy, I'm so sorry
you went to all this trouble.

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-Huh?
-I mean, I'm flattered,

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but I have a family now
and I can't run away with you.

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That -- Tree Trunks,
that's not why I asked you here.

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It's not?

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No. I just wanted to ask you
for my grandmother's ring back.

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Oh.

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I'm going to propose to
my girlfriend this weekend.

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I've got the chocolate
and the flowers,

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but I need that ring.

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Well, I'm sorry,

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but I threw that ring
down a bottomless pit.

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Oh, no!

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No, wait,
that's not right.

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I used that ring to propose
to my second husband, Danny.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, Danny.

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At sea,
I made a new life for myself.

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Mr. Faidutti.

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Yes,
Captain Tree Trunks.

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Mr. Faidutti,
pick up that mop, you bug.

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Mm-hmm.

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Captain Tree Trunks,

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we're approaching a ship
off the port bow!

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Good.

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Drown all
but the tightest men.

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-No!
-Impudence.

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I beg of you, madam,
while I am tight,

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my brother is not,
and yet I love him.

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Hmm.

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My name is Daniel Prince

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and this is my brother,
Peanut.

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Please look into your heart
and pity him,

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for though our family
is quite wealthy,

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he has had
a difficult life.

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You are a very beautiful
elephant,

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but I fear your bandit ways
have made you hard.

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He was right.

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I left my post that very day

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so that I could spend
the rest of my life with Danny.

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[ Smooching ]

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That evening,
we were wed.

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[ Mumbling incoherently ]

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Peanut?

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Kiss my mouth, baby!

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Yeah.

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[ Smooching ]

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Tree Trunks: My joy, however,
would be short-lived.

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Was Danny smooth?

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Yes.

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Was Danny tight?

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Yes.

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But was he a liar?

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Yes, yes, yes!

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[ Screeches ]

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A liar in cahoots
with Mr. Faidutti

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to get me away
from my ship.

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I marooned Danny,

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and I kaboomed Mr. Faidutti.

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No more tight men.

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That Danny was really,
really, really something.

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Okay, I get it.

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But what about the ring?

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What happened next?

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I savvily invested
my pirate treasure

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and became a powerful
shipping magnate.

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[ Knock on door ]

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Come in.

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Uh, I'm Wyatt,
your new secretary.

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These flowers are from
Robot Body Moe.

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Oh, again?

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Throw those
in the trash.

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Okay, ma'am.

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They're a little --
a little big.

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Oh, boy.

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The other way,
like a vase.

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[ Groaning ]

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[ Sobbing ]

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He melted my heart.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Hey-hey!

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Somebody kiss me now!

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Tree Trunks:
I sold the company

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and gave all my money
to the King of Ooo.

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Swim with me, Wyatt,
you sweet boy.

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Oh, uh --

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[ Laughs ]
I'm never wearing clothes again!

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I, uh,
might keep my shirt on.

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I thought
Glob had told me,

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"Here's someone
who needs your love."

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But what he really
must've said was,

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"Go suck an egg,
Tree Trunks."

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No more pie.

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But that's my pie.

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You're draining
my life away.

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Take care of me!

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No. You've emptied me
of my joie de vivre.

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[ Groaning ]

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I've got the ring!

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If I don't give it back,
it means we're still in love!

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I'm throwing it
in a bottomless pit!

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Wyatt
threw my ring in a pit?

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Yeah,
sorry about that.

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Uh -- huh?

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Aah!

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Groans ]

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Mr. Pig,
what are you doing here?

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I followed you because
I was afraid that --

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And now I see you.

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Oh, no.

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I just wanted
my grandma's ring back.

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And I just didn't want you
to worry over nothing.

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R-Really?

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Oh, geez.

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Wyatt: There you are!

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How could you,
Tree Trunks?

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Wyatt?
You've been following me?

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You wish, babe.

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I've been following him
to you!

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But if Tree Trunks is gonna be
stepping out on her man

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with one of her exes,
it's gonna be me!

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[ Groans ]

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Tree Trunks, help me.

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I need you.

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My ring!

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Just give me...
-[ Groaning ]

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My suck-suck ring.

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Aha!
Gotcha!

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Groans ]

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Um, I'm sorry
I didn't trust you.

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I just know you've had
a lot of adventures in the past

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and things are
kind of boring now.

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It's true.

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I sometimes miss
those wild times,

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but back then, I couldn't even
tell the difference

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between a good adventure
and a bad one.

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I was just a leaf in the wind,
blown about by my whims.

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But now
I'm on solid ground.

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You and Sweet P
are my -- uh --

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Your greatest adventure?

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Yeah.

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Whoa, what the?

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Is that Wyatt?

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Tree Trunks?

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What the heck
is going on in here?

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♪ Come along with me ♪

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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪