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[ Quacking ]
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[ Warble, zap! ]
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[ All cheering ]
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-[ Hisses ]
-[ Quacks ]
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♪ "Adventure Time" ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
messed-up lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's adventure time ♪
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♪♪
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Finn:
Hey, Kim Kil Whan.
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We solved the mystery
of the haunted office.
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It was Clockbear
the whole time.
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Yeah, uh,
Jake's around here somewhere.
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Man, it's crazy to think
I was born here.
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In this alley.
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Popped right out of my dad's
head for some reason.
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Yaah!
You scared me there,
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what with the appearing
out of thin air
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and staring at me
all creepy.
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And now just you're reaching
towards me.
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[ Coughs ]
Let's go, son.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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Son?
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I ain't nobody's son
but Joshua and Margaret!
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Though it is weird
that you got
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exactly the same
stretchy power as me.
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[ Laughs ]
It's not weird.
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It's fate!
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We have to leave, like --
[ Grunts ]
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Right now!
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Wait!
Can Finn come with us?
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We're kind of a package deal.
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Oh, that's kind of
a bad idea.
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Our home world's atmosphere is,
uh, poisonous to his kind.
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Well, then,
I'd better write him a note.
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Destiny calls!
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Whoa!
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Finn: Jake?
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Who are you, anyway?
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My name is Warren Ampersand.
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I'm your alien bio-dad!
Heh-heh.
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Why do you keep laughing?
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[ Laughs ]
I'm nervous.
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[ Warble! ]
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[ Laughs ]
Ah.
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[ Coughs ]
Welcome to your home planet --
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Nerraw.
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Great fantasy
sci-fi vibe, man.
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And that black hole really adds
an extra dimension to the place.
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Years ago,
I left this beautiful planet
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and travelled to Ooo
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to implant my destiny-rich,
stretchy DNA
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into a compatible host.
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That explains a lot,
actually.
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But now I'm dying.
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What?
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I used the last
of my strength
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[Coughs]
to bring you home.
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ]
He's here!
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Huh?
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-Is that Jake?
-It's really him!
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Did you see him?
Look over there.
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Look. [ Gasps ]
-[ Gasps ] That's Jake!
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Warren,
how does everyone know me?
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Because you're the most
important person
to have ever lived.
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Behold!
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The Jakeseum!
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A museum?
All about me?!
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[ All gasp ]
It's Jake!
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-Jake! Jake!
-It's Jake!
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Will you sign
my prophecy book?
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Will you sign my pretzel?
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This is wild.
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But it feels so right,
you know?
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[ Gasps ]
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Hey!
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It's my 5th birthday party.
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And my graduation.
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And when I put
a snail in my mouth.
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And when a snail
put me in its mouth.
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And...
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No.
I don't remember this one.
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[ Laughs ]
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That an artist's interpretation
of the great prophecy.
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Tomorrow, you are prophesied
to battle Ixcano,
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a monster with tentacles
stretching across the galaxy
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to strangle everything.
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You alone can banish him
to the darkness.
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I've researched your world
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and created
the ideal child room.
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See?
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Space stuff...
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dinosaurs...
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and cowboys.
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Cool.
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But you know
it's a little late
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to try connecting with me,
right?
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[ Gasps ]
Is that clown cake for me?
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[ Chomp! ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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I got you
something else, too.
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[ Gasps ]
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Twinkle! ]
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What do you think
of your old dad's present?
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I love it!
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Still never gonna
call you dad, though.
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Oh, I wouldn't dream
of asking.
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But I hope you don't mind
if I still wear this.
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[ Twinkle! ]
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[ All cheering ]
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Good luck, Jake!
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Savior us!
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[ Laughs ]
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This is the Sacred Temple
of Pannishment.
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The temple door
can only be unlocked
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by a stretchy dog.
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With key ha-a-a-a-a...
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Uh...
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Beyond this door,
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there lies an ancient,
awesome weapon
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called The Panzark.
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I am so ready for this!
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This must be
why I can stretch!
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Yeah, that totally tracks.
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Hup!
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Grunts ]
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This is so complicated
and rewarding.
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You're doing great, son!
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Almost there.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ All chanting "Jake" ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Doors creak ]
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[ Crowd cheers ]
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[ Laughs weakly ]
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The Panzark!
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♪♪
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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Yay!
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[ Moans ]
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Saving the galaxy's exhausting.
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I'm dying...
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for a soft pretzel with mustard.
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[ Groans ]
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"Pri-tzels!"
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Oh.
"Pri-vate."
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Warren: Hello, there,
you handsome, young devil.
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Have we met?
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Oh wait, it's just me!
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I didn't recognize
this smooth, young skin
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or these vigorous kneecaps.
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♪♪
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[ Snoring ]
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Oof!
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It's another clown cake
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with a side
of cocktail hot dogs.
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Dude, weren't you,
like, dying?
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Shush, son!
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Ixcano approacheth!
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Creature growling ]
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[ Crowd screaming ]
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Oh, dang.
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I'll go grab the Panzark.
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♪♪
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So how do I --
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You just gotta stretch
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through the convolutions
of the Panzark
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to activate its kill beam.
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More stretching, huh?
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[ Grunts ]
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Here comes the hero.
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Stretch, baby!
Stretch!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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You're doing it, son!
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Ugh. This is too much.
[ Grunts ]
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[ Lasers fire ]
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[ Groaning ]
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Jake!
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Crowd: Jake! Jake! Ja--
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♪♪
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What's going on?
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Where's that Ixcano jerk?
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I have a confession.
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There is no Ixcano.
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I made it all up.
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So....
you're not really dying?
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No, I was dying.
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I needed to siphon your
precious, stretchy essence
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to keep me young and virile.
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I use these belts
as a conduit.
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The more you stretch,
the stronger I grow!
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I've done it
hundreds of times
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to hundreds of sons.
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But I never
felt guilty before.
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Maybe it's because
you're so much cooler
than my other kids.
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Well, I am cool.
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Or maybe it's this feeling
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your kind calls...
low-key affection?
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I -- I low-key affection you,
son.
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[ Smooch! ]
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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I wasn't powerful enough
to destroy Ixcano!
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[ Sobbing ]
What? No.
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It was just me stretching
the whole time.
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The Panzark.
The people.
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You're just saying that
to make me feel better.
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I'll prove it.
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I'm Finn!
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I like pizza
and dangerous girls.
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And here's Joshua!
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I'm no Warren Ampersand,
but I guess I raised you.
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[ Chuckles ]
Do more!
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I'm Lady!
Neigh.
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Oh, I know.
You like parties!
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Here's a bunch
of party bears!
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[ Laughs ]
Make more party bears!
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And make
the tree house!
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Put party bears
on the tree house!
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Put party bears in the sky!
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[ Chuckles weakly ]
Okay.
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♪♪
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Keep stretching,
you old phoney.
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It only makes me stronger!
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Belt switch!
But how?!
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Old-fashioned grifting,
ya rube!
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[ Sobbing ]
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My real dad
taught me that trick.
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But I was a proud pop!
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I'm the proud pop
of a whole bunch of pups.
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The belt totally applies
to me, as well.
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See?
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Five stretchy pups.
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Whuh-oh.
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You saved me after all!
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[ Warble! ]
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[ Groans ]
Out of juice.
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I need those pups!
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Don't even think about it!
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♪♪
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Can't wait to meet my grandkids
and drain drain their essence.
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Jake: Aw, nah!
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Leave my kids alone!
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If you destroy me,
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you'll be stuck
on that rock forever!
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My pups are worth it!
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♪♪
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Not the singularity!
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I just wanted to live forever!
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I see now.
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This fleshy form has taken me
as far as it can.
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I'm going 4-D, baby.
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[ Ting! ]
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Jake:
Bye, Warren Ampersand.
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Thanks for reminding me
what it means to be a good dad
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by being the worst dad ever.
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Never even got a pretzel.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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This party is so crazy!