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[ Quacking ]
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[ Warble, zap! ]
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[ All cheering ]
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-[ Hisses ]
-[ Quacks ]
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♪ "Adventure Time" ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
messed-up lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's adventure time ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Okay, Starchy.
Now!
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I'm on it!
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Do I -- Do I just pull
this lever?
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[ Sproing! ]
No!
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I'm on it!
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[ Camera clicks ]
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[ Camera shutter clicking ]
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Bubblegum:
Excellent.
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These photos
will help us find out
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what sort of forces
Gumbald has amassed
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before we mobilize our troops.
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What's that, dear?
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These photos
will help us find out --
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I'm glad there's going to be
another proper war
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before I kick the bucket.
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Wipe 'em out!
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Hey, Princess.
[ Gasps ]
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Finn,
you donked up my recon!
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I've got some important stuff
to say.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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I don't think going to war
with your uncle is a good idea.
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I don't have any choice.
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By building an army,
he's forcing my hand.
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It seems to me that all these
rhubarbs down through history
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don't do nobody no good.
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Finn, we all love
how sweet you are,
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but sometimes
we just have to buckle down
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and do things
the ugly way.
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Excuse me.
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It's gonna happen, son.
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Best thing to do
is sharpen your sword
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and stock up
on flower wreaths.
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You're dark,
Colonel Candy Corn.
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How'd it go?
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No good.
PB is on the road to war.
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♪♪♪
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Jake, it's up to us to fix
things with Uncle Gumbald.
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Didn't he try to kill you
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with monsters made
out of your own baby teeth?
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[ Clank! ]
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Take that, banana face!
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Uh, take this,
you banana...face.
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Does everyone have to get
caught up in this mentality?
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I'm going to march
right over to Gumbaldia
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on a last-ditch
diplomatic mission.
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Want to come?
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Do I?
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-This is cute, right?
-You bet!
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And that's
the number-one priority
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for kick-butt diplomacy --
the cuteness offensive!
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♪♪♪
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Hey, this is kinda backwards,
right?
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How so?
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I used to be
all about violence.
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Now it's, like,
I'm different.
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You're a beautiful flower,
and I love to watch you grow.
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[ Humming ]
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Man: Halt!
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Gumbald?
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[ Clicks tongue ]
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♪♪♪
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None shall pass.
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Fern.
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Cuteness offensive.
[ Clicks tongue ]
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[ Sighs ]
Okay.
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I don't wanna fight!
I'm just here to see your boss.
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Fern, I know we have beef,
but let's just talk.
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I didn't even know
you were alive.
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[ Scoffs ]
You thought you had beaten me?
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Me?!
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Cool sword.
[ Grunts ]
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♪♪♪
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Fern, stop!
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I used to want to be you.
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Now I'm a better you!
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I've proved it.
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There's nothing you have
that I don't.
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Bark! Bark, bark, bark, bark!
Bark, bark, baraaaah!
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Boys!
Boys!
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Stop all this
roughhousing!
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[ Sighs ]
Yes, Aunt Lolly.
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"Aunt Lolly" -- she sounds
kind of like mom, yeah?
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Hey!
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She was my mom, too!
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I know, man.
We're like family.
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So why are we fighting?
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♪♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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Sorry about him.
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Now what's a sweet boy like you
doing here?
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I'm trying to stop
this ridiculous war.
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I mean, this whole thing
is crazy, right?
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Between you and me, honey,
I don't want war, either.
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Gumbald is becoming
so paranoid and erratic.
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All he talks about is baking
that wretched, wretched cake.
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Maybe you can talk
some sense into him.
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Did you say
he's baking a cake?
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♪♪♪
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Aah! A breach!
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But my secret plan
is to never die!
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So, it begins.
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[ Alarm blaring ]
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Wait!
I'm a diplomacy boy today!
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Gumbald!
He's just here to talk.
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[ Blaring stops ]
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Traitor!
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I think we can trust him.
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[ Whispering indistinctly ]
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[ Gumbald whispering
indistinctly ]
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[ Both whispering ]
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-Stop.
-I'll hear your case, boy,
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but I've got a busy day.
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We'll have to walk
and talk.
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Look, PB doesn't want
to attack you.
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You're gum
from the same sidewalk.
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Like, just look at this bomb
secret laboratory over here.
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This is exactly the kind
of thing PB would have!
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Then why is she building up
her arms?
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♪♪♪
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You see this?
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This is her forcing my hand.
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But that's exactly
what she's saying.
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You're both so unreasonable.
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You want unreasonable?
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Get a load of my unreasonably
bad boy battle automaton!
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Her name is The Cake.
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My niece would never have
the ambition
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for a project like this.
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But ambition
is my whole deal!
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You want a closer look, boy?
I grant it to you.
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This magnificent dessert
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shall make the whole war
relatively swift and painless.
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So there's truly nothing
I can say to change your mind?
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Princess Bubblegum
has made her bed,
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and now she must lie in it
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but not get back up because
she'll be dead.
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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I was wrong about you.
You're nothing like Bonnie.
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Wait. She'll have her cake
and eat it, too...
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because she'll be dead.
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The Cake makes her dead!
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[ Thud! ]
[ Both scream ]
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What the --
[ Both scream ]
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No!
No, no, no, no, no!
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Aah!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow.
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The pain is astonishing.
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You could have let me die
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and saved your princess
a lot of trouble.
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Maybe there is a way
to co-exist after all.
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Hey-o.
That's what I like to hear.
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Sorry.
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I'm worried if I turn my neck,
my head might snap off.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Laughter ]
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So Jake is literally inside me,
controlling my body,
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and I'm standing in front of my
girlfriend's entire family.
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No!
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This is my first-ever
girlfriend.
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I really want her to like me.
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So then I made him do
a diaper baby dance!
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[ Laughter ]
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You're as funny as me --
the funny one!
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Thanks, Chicle.
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But if I could get serious
for a second.
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No need, Finn.
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Your example has said more
than words ever could.
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Chicle,
fetch the celebration bucket.
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I declare all hostilities
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between Gumbaldia
and the Candy Kingdom ended.
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♪♪♪
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-Yeah!
-Whoo-hoo!
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Celebration bucket!
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Be sure to give Bonnie a big hug
from me when you tell her.
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-You guys are goofballs.
-Blblblblbl!
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[ Gasps ]
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Don't look at me!
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[ Poof! ]
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Now there's a guy who --
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who really cares
about his hair!
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Both: Oh, cousin Chicle!
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Man, I almost thought that was
something really serious.
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Bubblegum:
I don't believe it.
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A signed peace treaty?
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Finn, you're amazing!
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I could hug you right no--
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Did you stop at a craft store
on the way here?
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Oh, the glitter juice.
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It's part of a weird Gumbaldia
treaty-signing ritual.
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Once I got to know him, your
uncle was actually pretty cool.
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As I get older,
I see the most important thing
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is to empathize
with my friends and enemies,
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like, co-exist
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instead of cutting off
people's heads and stuff.
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[ Poof! ]
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[ Squeaks ]
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Peps?
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[ Cooing ]
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[ Sniffs ]
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You've been doused with
Gumbald's dumdum solution!
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[ Growls ]
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Gumbald!
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♪♪♪
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Where are you going!?
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♪♪♪
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[ Siren wailing ]
Candy citizens,
we are going to war!
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[ All screaming ]
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♪♪♪
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Hoopty hoo, hoopty hey!
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Let's cut 'em up, folks!
[ Laughs ]
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I donked up.
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♪♪♪
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Don't halt.
Continue running.
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I command it.
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My thanks to you all
for joining me here today.
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I hope you're enjoying
the hors d'oeuvres.
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[ Whispering
indistinctly ]
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It seems that the Princess
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avoided our attempt
at a peaceful resolution.
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But it was still a good plan...
Aunt Lolly.
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This magnificent dessert
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shall make the whole war
relatively swift and painless.
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Eh, I love to plan.
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Hey.
What's a plan?
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Oh, cousin Chicle,
you've still got it.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time to unleash plan B,
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my formidable legion
of Candy Kingdom haters --
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Ricardio.
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Bandit Princess.
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Samantha the warrior dog.
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Peacemaster.
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Me-mow.
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Pete Sassafrass.
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Ash the Warlock.
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Sir Slicer.
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Scorcher.
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The Green Knight.
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And finally...
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the Iced King.
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Uh, I think I might be here
by mistake.
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What are we doing again?
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It's Gum War!
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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This party is so crazy!