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Slow down.

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You're gonna
make yourself sick.

3
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You know...

4
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we're sitting on
seven million bucks here.

5
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Literally.

6
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And?

7
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I say we take it,

8
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split it fifty-fifty,

9
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take off.

10
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It's not ours.

11
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Could be.

12
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Yeah, well, I know some people

13
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who would have
a problem with that.

14
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Them?

15
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Don't worry about them.

16
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You feeling right?

17
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First thing we do,

18
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take six million bucks
and build a time machine.

19
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Those people that
you're worried about?

20
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They'll never find us.

21
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Where would you go first, huh?

22
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- You-- You look like a history buff, right?
- Hm.

23
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What, would you go
to Civil War times or...

24
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Um, Ancient Rome?

25
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Oh, Christ.

26
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Mm. Hmm.

27
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December 8, 2001.

28
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Why?

29
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No. No.

30
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March 17, 1984.

31
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Day I took my first bribe.

32
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And then I'd go forward.

33
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There's some people I'd like to
check on in five or ten years,

34
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make sure they're doing okay.

35
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You?

36
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It's easy.

37
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May 10, 1965.

38
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That's the day Warren Buffett

39
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took over
at Berkshire Hathaway.

40
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I figure, got a million left
from building the time machine,

41
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so I'd take my half

42
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and just stick it
into Berkshire.

43
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Then I'd come back here and...

44
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I'm a billionaire.

45
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Ohh.

46
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Is there such a thing
as a trillionaire?

47
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That's it. Money?

48
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What else?

49
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Nothing you'd change?

50
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I'm rested.

51
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-

52
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<i>Marion?</i>
<i>Are you still there?</i>

53
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Yes! It's a--
It's a little car.

54
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Beige. I-- I--
I don't know the make.

55
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Sixty-four, P...

56
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...F, T, six.

57
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He's headed south,
towards Curtis.

58
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Oh, please get him.

59
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<i>12-14 responding.</i>

60
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<i>On that 10-29, V as in Victor.</i>

61
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<i>That's a Saturn Aura?</i>

62
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<i>That is correct.</i>

63
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<i>Saturn Aura, Nebraska</i>
<i>six-four-Paul-Frank-Tom-six.</i>

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<i>White male, late 40s,</i>
<i>about 5'11", 180 pounds.</i>

65
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"Hoover Max Extract
Pressure-Pro, model sixty."

66
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Hoover Pressure-Pro
Max Extract, model sixty.

67
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-
- Ohh!

68
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,234
Anybody home?

69
00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:08,942
Hands. Now.

70
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,463
<i>I was at a party,</i>

71
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<i>just minding my own business.</i>

72
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,903
<i>You are under arrest.</i>

73
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,270
<i>I better call Saul!</i>

74
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,073
<i>Hi. I'm Saul Goodman.</i>

75
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<i>Did you know</i>
<i>that you have rights?</i>

76
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,644
<i>The Constitution says you do,</i>
<i>and so do I.</i>

77
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<i>I believe that,</i>
<i>until proven guilty,</i>

78
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<i>every man, woman, and child</i>
<i>in this country is innocent.</i>

79
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<i>And that's why I fight for you,</i>
<i>Albuquerque! Better Call--</i>

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Hello, Krista? It's Gene.

81
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,445
Uh, uh, sorry
I wasn't in this morning.

82
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:19,612
Did you open up okay?

83
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:24,117
I'm fine.
C-Could you do me a favor?

84
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,456
The week's rotation
needs to be posted by 3:00.

85
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,357
Could you handle that?

86
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,127
Uh, one more thing. Um...

87
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,130
Just call the main office.

88
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,266
The-- The number
is on the bulletin board.

89
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,534
And, uh, let them know, um...

90
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,406
you're gonna need
a new manager.

91
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,980
This is how they get you?

92
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,616
This is how
they get you?

93
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,987
This is how
they get you?

94
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,157
This is how they get you?

95
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,060
This is how
they get you?

96
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,561
Jesus.

97
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,164
What were you thinking?

98
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:17,570
What... were...
you... thinking?

99
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,042
Ow!

100
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:27,680
Shit!

101
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,488
Ah! Ah! Hey!

102
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,490
-
- Ahh!

103
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,226
I need another phone call!

104
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,063
-
- Another phone call!

105
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,145
William Oakley and Associates,

106
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,447
"Trust experience,
trust Oakley."

107
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Bill Oakley speaking.

108
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<i>"Trust experience,</i>
<i>trust Oakley."</i>

109
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,953
<i>I like that. It's catchy.</i>

110
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<i>You know who this is, right?</i>

111
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,759
Saul?

112
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,996
<i>You got it, buddy.</i>

113
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Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you, uh--
What-- What are y--

114
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Uh, wha--
Uh, what are you doing?

115
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Uh, you know I'm gonna
have to report this call.

116
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<i>Whoa. Calm down, Junior.</i>

117
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<i>The cops know</i>
<i>all about the call.</i>

118
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<i>They're probably listening in.</i>

119
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,242
<i>The fact is,</i>
<i>I'm standing in the middle</i>

120
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,177
<i>of a police station</i>
<i>as we speak.</i>

121
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,814
So they finally caught you.

122
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,616
<i>Listen. This is your lucky day.</i>

123
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:13,954
<i>I am talking to Saul Goodman's</i>
<i>new advisory counsel.</i>

124
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,122
What?

125
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,925
Keep up, Bill.
You hit the jackpot.

126
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,192
<i>"Advisory counsel?"</i>

127
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,061
This puts you
on the map, <i>amigo.</i>

128
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,629
Here's what you're gonna do.

129
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,465
You're gonna grab a flight
to Omaha, Nebraska, ASAP.

130
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,799
There's nothing direct,

131
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,568
so you're gonna have to
connect through Houston.

132
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,670
Wh-- Who's paying for this?

133
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,306
<i>- You are. Listen.</i> <i>You hear that?</i>
- Hear what?

134
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,209
Bang, bang!
That's opportunity knocking.

135
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,311
Get off your ass
and answer the door.

136
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,980
Okay, on your way
to the airport...

137
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,214
<i>- Wait. Wait. Hold on.</i>
- ...I need you to make some calls.

138
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,183
Even supposing, hypothetically,

139
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,851
I'd be willing
to take this on--

140
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,886
<i>"Willing"?</i>
<i>Bill, this is a career-maker.</i>

141
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,455
<i>Get real. You're doing this.</i>

142
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,658
The DA has a warehouse
of evidence against you--

143
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,361
I can't even begin to imagine
what the Feds are sitting on.

144
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,198
<i>No matter who your lawyer is,</i>
<i>you are screwed.</i>

145
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,832
<i>So I've gotta ask...</i>

146
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,201
<i>Where do you see this ending?</i>

147
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,039
Where do I see it ending? Um...

148
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:34,667
<i>RICO.</i>

149
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,069
<i>Not five, not ten,</i>

150
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,771
but twenty-seven
predicate violations.

151
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,307
Federal conspiracy
to manufacture and distribute

152
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a controlled substance.

153
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,311
On this scale?
Life sentence, stat max.

154
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,645
Money laundering.

155
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,380
Eight counts, 20 years each.

156
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,217
One hundred sixty years,
stat max.

157
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,585
We'll argue for
consecutive sentencing.

158
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,155
Accessory
after the fact
to multiple murders.

159
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,391
Including two decorated
federal officers.

160
00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,459
Fifteen years each.

161
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,729
By our count,
that's life plus...

162
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,531
One hundred ninety.

163
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,399
Life plus 190 years.

164
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,738
All right.
I'm willing to extend

165
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,241
a one-time,
take-it-or-leave-it offer.

166
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,810
Here's the headline: 30 years.

167
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,413
Keep your nose clean,
stay healthy,

168
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,415
you have a shot at seeing
daylight in your old age.

169
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,821
Mr. Oakley, your "co-counsel,"

170
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,958
is he here with us?

171
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,961
Uh, listen, you've got
Agent Schrader's widow
back there.

172
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,064
- Why don't you invite her in?
- Uh, wait a sec--

173
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,631
I mean, you owe her
that much, don't you?

174
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,999
Well, no, she--
she can't be present at a--

175
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,135
a plea negotiation.
It's completely inappropriate.

176
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,436
She's already here.

177
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,004
Both parties agree.
It's fine. Really.

178
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,482
They tell me they found you
in a garbage dumpster.

179
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,486
Well, that makes sense.

180
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,526
My husband was the best man
that I have ever known.

181
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,164
He lived to help others.

182
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,302
If somebody was in trouble,
no matter the time,

183
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,505
no matter the place,
Hank Schrader would be there.

184
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,777
With a smile and a joke.

185
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,583
He was kind,

186
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:05,885
he was decent,

187
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,020
he was strong.

188
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:12,759
His partner...

189
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,029
Steve Gomez.

190
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,732
Steve and Blanca

191
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,935
made a home that was warm
and full of laughter.

192
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:25,538
Three children.

193
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:31,711
Three fatherless children.

194
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,716
Hank and Steve, the good guys.

195
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,019
They were shot dead

196
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,256
and left in a hole
in the desert.

197
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,126
And you.

198
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,163
You helped

199
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,932
the two-faced
poisonous bastard
behind it all.

200
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:56,803
For what?

201
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,038
Money.

202
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,577
You did it all for money.

203
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,081
No matter
what they do with you now,

204
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,150
no matter where they put you
or for how long,

205
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,287
it will never be enough.

206
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,165
Mrs... Mrs. Schrader.

207
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,137
The loss
that you've suffered...

208
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,305
It's unspeakable.

209
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,913
I met your husband a few times.

210
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,117
He was a man
who stood by his word

211
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,619
and was very good at his job.

212
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,855
A straight shooter.

213
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,492
You and he are...

214
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:54,694
victims.

215
00:19:59,098 --> 00:19:59,832
And so am I.

216
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,641
Two years ago
a man came into my office.

217
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,211
He said his name was Mayhew.

218
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,149
He wanted one of my clients
to lie under oath.

219
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,551
He offered me money.

220
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,187
I declined.

221
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,322
Any lawyer would.

222
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:28,828
That night, as I was leaving
my office, I was attacked.

223
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,565
Two men
threw a sack over my head,

224
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,233
they hogtied me,

225
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,669
and they drove me
out into the desert.

226
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,505
And when they pulled
the hood off,

227
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,674
I was kneeling
in front of an open grave.

228
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,812
With a gun pointed at my head.

229
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,047
That was my introduction
to Walter White.

230
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,553
From that moment on,

231
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,690
there hasn't been a minute
that I wasn't afraid.

232
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,395
Yeah. I worked for him.
I made a lot of money.

233
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,631
But that's not why I did it.

234
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:09,035
I did it because
I knew what he would do
to me if I refused.

235
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:12,071
Over and over, I thought
about going to the police.

236
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,674
I even thought about
talking to Agent Schrader.

237
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:19,111
But I knew that Walter White
would kill me, wherever I was.

238
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,714
And I was right.

239
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:23,716
You look it up.

240
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,854
October 4, 2009.

241
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:32,525
They murdered ten men
inside three prisons

242
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:33,893
in the space of two minutes.

243
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,495
Knifed.

244
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,064
Throats slashed.

245
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,767
A man was burned alive.

246
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,103
They even killed
one of my colleagues, a lawyer.

247
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,138
He was cooperating
with the DEA.

248
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,442
Daniel Wachsburger.

249
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:56,516
The news said
Dan was stabbed 48 times.

250
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:03,055
So, yeah,
when it all blew up, I ran.

251
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:04,256
But not from the police.

252
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:05,925
From them.

253
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,762
Walter White might be dead,

254
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,098
but Jesse Pinkman
and the others?

255
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,266
They're still out there, somewhere.

256
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:18,971
Mrs. Schrader...

257
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:23,876
you are looking at a man
who has lost everything.

258
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,779
My profession.
My family. My freedom.

259
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,949
I have-- I have nobody.

260
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:30,783
I have nothing.

261
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,795
And you think
jurors are gonna buy that?

262
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:47,967
One.

263
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,804
All I need is one.

264
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:59,078
Oakley tells me that
you've never lost a case.

265
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,114
Is that so?

266
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,053
That's a hell of a record.
You should be proud of that.

267
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,020
Still...

268
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,022
Juries, right?

269
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,693
Whew. You never can tell.

270
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,194
It's a roll of the dice.

271
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,699
I'm just-- I'm hoping
there's some wiggle room.

272
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,337
You are not going to
negotiate with this man.

273
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:26,272
You're not.

274
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:57,504
Seventeen.

275
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,207
After sentence has been imposed
on the counts

276
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:05,077
to which
defendant pleads guilty
as agreed herein,

277
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:07,279
the government
will move to dismiss

278
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,882
Counts Three through Nine
of the indictment.

279
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,919
Eighteen.

280
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:15,287
Based on the facts
now known to the government,

281
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:18,157
the anticipated
offense level is 35,

282
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,059
which, when combined

283
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:23,095
with the anticipated criminal
history category of 1,

284
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:24,897
results in an anticipated

285
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:27,233
advisory sentencing
guidelines range

286
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:30,069
of 85 to 90 months imprisonment,

287
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,605
in addition
to any supervised release,

288
00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:35,708
fine, and restitution
the Court may impose.

289
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,379
Seven and a half years.

290
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,482
Let's get
this thing signed

291
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:44,751
and get the hell out of here.

292
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:45,785
We're good with that.

293
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,120
"Nineteen."

294
00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:52,892
"Term to be served at
FCI Butner Low, North Carolina,

295
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:53,926
Wing D."

296
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,831
FCI Butner Low.

297
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:02,334
It's a great location.
Very nice weather.

298
00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:05,304
It's the only
federal institution
with a golf program.

299
00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:06,773
It was good enough
for Bernie Madoff...

300
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,109
This is an actual request?

301
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:11,844
Are you kidding?

302
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,279
I give you guys half a chance,

303
00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,181
you're gonna throw me into
gen pop in some hellhole.

304
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:19,351
I visited a client once
at ADX Montrose.

305
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,855
"The Alcatraz of the Rockies."

306
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:24,957
No. No, that's a dealbreaker,
my friend.

307
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,969
FCI Butner Low. Wing...

308
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,771
D. Wing D.

309
00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:40,372
-
- "Wing D."

310
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:43,610
And now we are done.

311
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:47,246
Ah, as Steve Jobs used to say,
one more thing.

312
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,081
"Twenty."

313
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,318
"During incarceration,
Defendant Goodman to receive

314
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:54,887
one pint Blue Bell
mint chocolate chip ice cream

315
00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:57,356
every Friday for the duration."

316
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:58,324
Are you kidding?

317
00:25:58,457 --> 00:25:59,926
He's kidding.

318
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,560
"Blue Bell
Mint Chocolate Chip."

319
00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:02,662
No substitutions.

320
00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,764
Okay. That's it.

321
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,166
Hold on.
I can oil everybody's locks.

322
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,301
- No more games.
- No. I got a sweetener.

323
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,003
It's nothing I've talked about.

324
00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,872
New arena. Primo stuff.

325
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:19,511
Go.

326
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:21,914
Inside story,

327
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:24,516
previously unknown
felony homicide.

328
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,821
It concerns a prominent
Albuquerque attorney

329
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,823
who, uh, disappeared,

330
00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:33,459
believed to have
killed himself.

331
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,927
Howard Hamlin?

332
00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,629
You're talking
about Howard Hamlin.

333
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:37,730
That's your "sweetener"?

334
00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:41,100
He's trying to sell us
the Hamlin thing.

335
00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:44,536
He thought
he really had something.

336
00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:47,039
Sounds like you and your ex

337
00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,642
aren't talking
on a regular basis.

338
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:53,379
Kim Wexler walked into
the Albuquerque DA's office
last month.

339
00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:57,549
She spilled her guts about
Howard Hamlin, on the record.

340
00:26:57,684 --> 00:26:59,218
You got
nothing left to sell.

341
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,388
Last chance.

342
00:27:02,521 --> 00:27:05,224
Do we go to trial,
or do we have a deal?

343
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,027
Yes!

344
00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,730
Yes, we have a deal.

345
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:31,150
-

346
00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:48,467
Ugh. Of course.

347
00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:05,785
Am I gonna be sorry
if I ask what's going on?

348
00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:08,687
I'm putting a stop to it.

349
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:10,689
A stop to what?

350
00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:12,324
-
- To what?

351
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,495
Listen. Just-- No. Just listen.

352
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,034
That click?

353
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,002
The click.

354
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:27,039
The flame is lighting

355
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,976
and then it keeps going out.

356
00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:34,646
So it's either
a thermocouple that's corroded

357
00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:35,982
or we have a short.

358
00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:40,486
A thermocouple is corroded.
Okay. I got it.

359
00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:43,055
Hey, uh, maybe we could
just unplug it?

360
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,191
- Or cut a wire or something?
- No. Listen.

361
00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:51,330
I see no reason
to stay down here
without hot water

362
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,099
when it's something
that I can easily fix.

363
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,867
Aha!

364
00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:56,435
I think this will do the trick.

365
00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,539
You wouldn't happen to have
a pocket knife or a screwdriver

366
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:02,041
in one of those bags,
would you?

367
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:02,975
No.

368
00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:05,177
What? Speak up!

369
00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:06,645
No.

370
00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:15,888
-

371
00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:19,591
Come on!

372
00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:21,193
-
- There we go.

373
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,004
Yeah. This should work.

374
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,676
-

375
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:51,023
Hey, you're a scientist, right?

376
00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:53,125
So, uh, I have a question.

377
00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:54,927
What would you do
if you had a time machine?

378
00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,397
A time machine?

379
00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:01,800
Yeah, um...

380
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,602
From a scientist's
point of view.

381
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:05,437
-
- You can go backwards, forwards.

382
00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:06,805
Uh, where would you go?

383
00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:09,108
A meaningless question.

384
00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:10,442
Time--

385
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,678
A time machine.

386
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,347
Look, time travel,

387
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,416
the kind of time travel
that you're thinking of,

388
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,651
is a scientific impossibility.

389
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,554
It would violate the Second Law
of Thermodynamics.

390
00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:25,424
- Uh, but what about a wormhole?
- Ohh!

391
00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,960
Well, I was watching <i>NOVA,</i>
and Alan Alda seemed to think--

392
00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,963
Oh, well, then Alan Alda,
he's the expert.

393
00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:33,632
Oh, Christ. Are you kidding me?

394
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,268
Quantum mechanics?
We're discussing that now?

395
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:39,471
Stay in your lane.

396
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,113
It's just a thought experiment.

397
00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:48,948
There's gotta be something
you'd go back and change

398
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:50,082
if you could.

399
00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:59,525
Oh, you are not talking
about a time machine,

400
00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:02,294
which is both a real
and theoretical impossibility.

401
00:31:03,629 --> 00:31:05,431
You are talking about regrets.

402
00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:08,700
So if you want to ask
about regrets,

403
00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:11,703
just ask about regrets

404
00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:15,007
and leave all this
time-traveling nonsense
out of it.

405
00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,508
Okay. Regrets, then.

406
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:21,480
Regrets.

407
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:23,315
Yeah.

408
00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:28,720
My regrets. All right, well...

409
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:34,493
My regrets...

410
00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:52,178
Well...

411
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,215
-

412
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:03,189
When I was a graduate student,

413
00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,257
I started a company
with some...

414
00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:10,029
At the time, I thought
they were my friends.

415
00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:16,602
Our goal was to
commercialize discoveries
that I had made.

416
00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:21,540
And at a certain point...

417
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:26,512
I stepped away.

418
00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,380
I thought I was doing
the gentlemanly thing.

419
00:32:30,249 --> 00:32:31,650
But little did I understand

420
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,786
that they were
artfully maneuvering me

421
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,655
into leaving my own creation.

422
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,294
And had I stayed, oh...

423
00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:45,831
Well...

424
00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:49,801
I wouldn't be
down here with you.

425
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,772
So you started a company.
Is it still around?

426
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:56,775
Oh, yes.

427
00:32:58,244 --> 00:32:59,811
Is it successful?

428
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,115
Very.

429
00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,517
How could you never
tell me about this?

430
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,819
We could have
done something with this.

431
00:33:07,953 --> 00:33:10,622
Wrongful termination,
intellectual property theft,

432
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:12,224
uh, patent fraud.

433
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,126
I mean, I coulda
sunk my teeth into this!

434
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,997
You'd have been the last lawyer
I'd have gone to.

435
00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:22,701
- Yeah. Sure.
-

436
00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:27,739
So, what about you?

437
00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:31,143
- What?
- Regrets?

438
00:33:35,981 --> 00:33:37,015
Y-- Wait. I got one.

439
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,290
You know what? Never mind.

440
00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:45,524
When I was 20--

441
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:47,559
um, 22,

442
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,028
I pulled a slip and fall
outside Marshall Field's.

443
00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:51,497
- Uh--
- I did.

444
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:54,466
And I was stupid and young
and I was trying to show off.

445
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,402
So I hit the ice
as fast as I could.

446
00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,970
I biffed it so hard,
I heard a crack!

447
00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,540
Whew.
Wasn't the ice, it was me.

448
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:05,010
I actually hurt myself.

449
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,646
I mean, I-- My knee
has never been the same.

450
00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:12,118
"A slip and fall"?

451
00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:15,354
Yeah. That's how I put myself
through bartending school.

452
00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:18,757
-
- Right.

453
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:24,496
So...

454
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:31,503
So you were always like this.

455
00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:27,626
Sorry.

456
00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:35,334
Psst! Bill! Hey.

457
00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,403
I'm just going to--

458
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,104
Sir, this man
is a federal prisoner.

459
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:40,206
I'm a US Marshal.

460
00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,575
I ask you not to speak to him.

461
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:44,576
That's my lawyer.

462
00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:47,879
Is that true?
You're his lawyer?

463
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,216
Yes.

464
00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:52,150
You'll have other opportunities
to talk to your client.

465
00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:53,084
Please move out of the aisle.

466
00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,753
No, hold on.

467
00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:57,456
N-Nothing I say in front of you
is privileged, right?

468
00:35:58,224 --> 00:35:59,491
That's right.

469
00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,860
So if I talk to my attorney
and we let something slip

470
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,695
that could help
the government's case,

471
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,464
you could pass it along
to the prosecution.

472
00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:06,432
Totally clean.

473
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:08,099
Correct.

474
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,103
With that in mind, you're sure
we can't have a few words?

475
00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:20,178
Make it fast.

476
00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:25,551
She confessed.
What's the DA gonna do with it?

477
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:28,620
No witnesses,
no physical evidence.

478
00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:31,357
If I had to guess,
most likely they sit on it.

479
00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:32,491
Permanently.

480
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:35,294
Okay.

481
00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:38,730
No, not "okay."

482
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,699
Not for her.
Her problem's not the DA.

483
00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:42,234
What then?

484
00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:46,037
Well, apparently, Kim took her
sworn and notarized statement

485
00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:48,139
and hand delivered it
to Hamlin's widow.

486
00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:50,008
- No.
- Yes.

487
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:52,210
She opened herself up
to a civil suit.

488
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,546
The widow can take her
for everything she has

489
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,349
and everything
she's gonna have,
in perpetuity.

490
00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,084
So, is she? Suing?

491
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:03,021
Look, all I can tell you
for sure

492
00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:06,325
is that Mrs. Hamlin's out
lawyer shopping as we speak.

493
00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:08,694
Not that she bothered
to call me.

494
00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:15,834
Hey, can I, uh,
go to the john now?

495
00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:19,170
I'm going.

496
00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:48,900
Hold up, Bill.

497
00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:51,269
No, wait.
You're gonna love this.

498
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,204
The Hamlin thing?
The government
doesn't know the half of it.

499
00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:54,773
As soon as we land,

500
00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:56,241
I want you
to tell the other side

501
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:58,043
that I've got more
to trade, okay?

502
00:37:58,176 --> 00:37:59,611
I j-just remembered something

503
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:00,712
that'll make their toes curl.

504
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,281
Okay.

505
00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:05,417
Anything that makes
their "toes curl"

506
00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:07,419
is bound to jam Kim up.

507
00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:08,820
If it involves her.

508
00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:11,089
Oh, it involves her.

509
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,925
Kim's already got a civil suit
hanging over her head.

510
00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:16,127
You give the government more,

511
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:17,729
maybe they bring
the hammer down.

512
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:21,400
What more are you gonna get?

513
00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:22,934
What's left?

514
00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,403
You don't understand.

515
00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:26,472
It's really good ice cream.

516
00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:53,098
- Boys again?
- Girls this time.

517
00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:55,401
Well, she's not sleeping
for a year or two.

518
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:57,403
- At least.
- Is she coming back?

519
00:38:57,536 --> 00:38:58,837
She'll have to.

520
00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:00,105
Josh is a twin, isn't he?

521
00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:02,508
Oh, yeah. And it's
his birthday next week.

522
00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,510
I always take him out,
just the two of us,

523
00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,311
because, you know,
he had to share everything.

524
00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:07,178
Well, that's nice.

525
00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:08,747
It's either Red Lobster

526
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,282
or that new
Middle Eastern place,
the one over on Wickham.

527
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,118
- Top something?
- Topkapi.

528
00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:15,020
That's it. Topkapi.

529
00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:17,656
Glen took you there, didn't he?
What'd you guys think?

530
00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:20,025
Uh, it wasn't...

531
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,360
Not good, huh?

532
00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,363
No, uh... No. It was fine.

533
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:26,465
Would Josh like it?

534
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:30,969
He-- He might.

535
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:33,472
Okay. Another birthday
at Red Lobster.

536
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:35,574
He can live with that.

537
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,343
What did we
get them for the shower?
A stroller, right?

538
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,912
Yeah, one of the nice ones
with the shock absorbers.

539
00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,248
With twins? They might need
a double stroller...

540
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:08,840
You, too, Donny.

541
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:15,346
Seana, Donny from
TPC Sawgrass, line four.

542
00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:18,349
Hey, Tammy. I'm leaving early.
Can you let Ricardo know?

543
00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:19,350
- Sure. No prob.
-

544
00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:20,251
Thanks.

545
00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:22,654
Palm Coast Sprinkler.

546
00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:24,656
Watering your world since 1978.

547
00:41:40,799 --> 00:41:43,034
If he shows up,
you keep that door locked.

548
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:45,671
You call the police,
and then you call me.

549
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,272
Any time, day or night.

550
00:41:47,405 --> 00:41:48,306
Okay?

551
00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:49,775
- Okay.
- I'll see you Thursday.

552
00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:51,843
Let me know
if you need me to pick you up.

553
00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:53,178
- All right. Thank you.
- Okay.

554
00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,587
Ladies, it's right this way.

555
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,122
Sorry about the heat.
AC's on the fritz.

556
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,702
Fill this out.
And, before you ask,
there's no charge.

557
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,469
All our services are free.

558
00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:22,007
Oh, a-actually, I'm here
to see if I can volunteer.

559
00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:24,309
You want to volunteer?

560
00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:25,711
- Yes.
-

561
00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:27,278
Can you answer a phone?

562
00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:28,346
Sure.

563
00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:29,981
Then there you go.

564
00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:38,990
Central Florida Legal Aid.
How can I help you?

565
00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:21,299
- Hello?
- <i>Kim?</i>

566
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,169
- Yes. <i>- This is Suzanne Ericsen.</i>

567
00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:25,036
Hi, Suzanne.

568
00:43:25,904 --> 00:43:27,072
I want to make it clear

569
00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:28,273
this call
is completely unofficial.

570
00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:30,041
<i>All right.</i>

571
00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:32,878
I shouldn't even
be talking to you.

572
00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,212
But considering everything,

573
00:43:34,345 --> 00:43:35,947
I think it's only right
you know what's going on.

574
00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:37,615
<i>You've seen the news?</i>

575
00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:40,618
I don't think so.

576
00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:42,620
<i>Your ex, "Saul Goodman"?</i>

577
00:43:43,889 --> 00:43:45,757
<i>He was arrested in Nebraska.</i>

578
00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:47,258
<i>He's been extradited</i>
<i>to New Mexico.</i>

579
00:43:51,730 --> 00:43:53,064
When was this?

580
00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:54,099
<i>Two days ago.</i>

581
00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:56,902
<i>But that's not why I'm calling.</i>

582
00:43:58,436 --> 00:44:01,639
<i>He's giving testimony</i>
<i>that affects you, personally.</i>

583
00:44:05,376 --> 00:44:06,712
What kind of testimony?

584
00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:30,969
<i>♪ Only believe ♪</i>

585
00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:33,438
<i>♪ My Lordy ♪</i>

586
00:44:33,571 --> 00:44:40,278
<i>♪ Only believe ♪</i>

587
00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:45,516
<i>♪ All things ♪</i>

588
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:49,855
<i>♪ Are possible ♪</i>

589
00:44:49,988 --> 00:44:54,125
<i>♪ If you'll only ♪</i>

590
00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:58,496
<i>♪ Believe ♪</i>

591
00:44:58,629 --> 00:44:59,664
<i>♪ Lordy ♪</i>

592
00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:06,037
<i>♪ Only believe ♪</i>

593
00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:08,339
<i>-** Yeah **</i> <i>-** My Lordy ♪</i>

594
00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:15,180
<i>♪ Only believe ♪</i>

595
00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:17,082
<i>♪ Ohh ♪</i>

596
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:22,921
<i>♪ All things are possible ♪</i>

597
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:28,726
<i>♪ If you only ♪</i>

598
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:35,066
<i>♪ Believe ♪</i>

599
00:45:48,013 --> 00:45:49,180
It's showtime.

600
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,187
All rise
for the right honorable
Judge Samantha Small.

601
00:46:00,025 --> 00:46:02,760
Court's now in session.
Please take a seat.

602
00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:11,202
Okay, item one on the calendar,

603
00:46:12,403 --> 00:46:16,207
CR 10-7253 United States
of America versus...

604
00:46:18,343 --> 00:46:21,379
Defendant has requested
to use the name Saul Goodman.

605
00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:25,750
So it's <i>"United States</i>
<i>versus Saul Goodman."</i>

606
00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:27,385
Counsel, please state
your appearances.

607
00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:32,858
AUSA George Castellano.

608
00:46:32,991 --> 00:46:35,894
With me is Elizabeth Nooryani,

609
00:46:36,027 --> 00:46:40,198
Trial Attorney from the
Drug Enforcement Section
of the Department of Justice,

610
00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:43,768
AUSAs Sarah Braddock,
Neel Patel, and Hillary Park

611
00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:47,105
and Special Agent in Charge
Austin Ramey from the DEA.

612
00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:48,806
Also present in the courtroom,

613
00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:50,808
Zachary Hernandez,
Special Agent in Charge

614
00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:53,578
of the FBI in New Mexico.

615
00:46:53,711 --> 00:46:55,914
Your Honor, I'd also
like to note the presence
of the victims

616
00:46:56,047 --> 00:46:57,082
who are here this morning,

617
00:46:58,449 --> 00:47:00,618
Marie Schrader
and Blanca Gomez.

618
00:47:04,890 --> 00:47:07,458
William Oakley
appearing as advisory counsel.

619
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:09,794
Saul Goodman appearing
on his own behalf.

620
00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:11,897
Good morning.

621
00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:14,632
The defendant still wants
to represent himself?

622
00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:16,902
Uh... That's right, your Honor.

623
00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:19,104
Okay.

624
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,342
The parties have reached
a plea agreement

625
00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:26,144
satisfactory to both sides.

626
00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:28,113
However, I have reviewed

627
00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:30,048
the government's
sentencing recommendations

628
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:31,849
and...

629
00:47:31,983 --> 00:47:34,085
well, I have questions.

630
00:47:34,219 --> 00:47:37,188
Mr. Castellano, will you please
come up to the microphone?

631
00:47:44,829 --> 00:47:48,333
Mr. Castellano,
today we consider the sentence

632
00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:51,402
for a defendant
who will be pleading guilty

633
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,139
to multiple felonies,
RICO offenses,

634
00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:56,174
money laundering, conspiracy,

635
00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:58,043
accessory after the fact

636
00:47:58,176 --> 00:48:00,311
to the murder
of federal officers.

637
00:48:02,147 --> 00:48:04,015
And for these offenses,

638
00:48:04,149 --> 00:48:08,853
the government's sentencing
recommendation is seven years.

639
00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:10,155
Your Honor,

640
00:48:10,288 --> 00:48:11,322
I can assure you
my colleagues and I

641
00:48:11,456 --> 00:48:12,857
gave every aspect
of this recommendation

642
00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:15,193
careful consideration.

643
00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:17,228
Help me understand.

644
00:48:17,362 --> 00:48:20,131
Has the defendant provided
substantial assistance
to the government?

645
00:48:20,265 --> 00:48:21,499
Your Honor?

646
00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:24,169
Mr. Oakley,
please advise your client

647
00:48:24,302 --> 00:48:25,836
to stay silent at this time.

648
00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:29,107
Your Honor, with respect,
Mr. Oakley is advisory counsel.

649
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,709
I'm representing myself
here today.

650
00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:34,212
If I may say something that
I think will help the court

651
00:48:34,345 --> 00:48:36,347
fully understand the situation?

652
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:39,250
Mr. Goodman,
you are the beneficiary

653
00:48:39,384 --> 00:48:41,919
of the most generous
sentencing recommendation

654
00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:44,189
I've seen in 22 years
on the bench.

655
00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:47,858
Any statement you make
imperils that recommendation.

656
00:48:47,993 --> 00:48:49,327
I'm very aware of that,
Your Honor.

657
00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:51,596
Uh, if you'll
allow me to speak,

658
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:55,066
I-- I think I can save
the court's valuable time.

659
00:48:57,202 --> 00:48:58,936
Go ahead.

660
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:00,738
Briefly.

661
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:18,556
Two years ago
a man came into my office.

662
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:21,859
He said his name was Mayhew.

663
00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:25,396
He wanted one of my clients
to lie for him under oath.

664
00:49:26,531 --> 00:49:28,599
He offered me money. I refused.

665
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:33,438
That night, as I was leaving
my office, I was attacked.

666
00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:37,075
A bag was shoved over my head,

667
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:38,409
I was hogtied,

668
00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:40,378
I was driven
out into the desert.

669
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:41,812
And when they pulled
the hood off,

670
00:49:41,946 --> 00:49:44,115
I was kneeling
in front of an open grave

671
00:49:44,249 --> 00:49:45,616
with a gun pointed at my head.

672
00:49:47,052 --> 00:49:49,654
That was my introduction
to Walter White!

673
00:49:51,889 --> 00:49:53,091
I was terrified.

674
00:49:59,130 --> 00:49:59,930
But not for long.

675
00:50:03,468 --> 00:50:05,203
That night, I saw opportunity.

676
00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,706
A shot at big money.

677
00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:11,609
And I grabbed it
and I held it tight.

678
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,644
And for the next 16 months,

679
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,584
my every waking moment
was spent building
Walter White's drug empire.

680
00:50:19,717 --> 00:50:21,452
Hold on, Mr. Goodman.
Stop right there.

681
00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:25,623
Consult Mr. Oakley
before you say another word.

682
00:50:25,756 --> 00:50:28,859
Your Honor, I believe the court
deserves the whole truth.

683
00:50:28,993 --> 00:50:33,298
You are contradicting
your plea agreement's
sworn factual basis.

684
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:34,865
No offense, Your Honor, but I--

685
00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:37,068
I think I know the law here
better than you do.

686
00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:39,204
Your Honor,
we'd like to request a recess.

687
00:50:39,337 --> 00:50:40,805
No, we do not need a recess.

688
00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:43,808
Your Honor, we are satisfied
for Mr. Goodman to continue.

689
00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:45,143
Your Honor,

690
00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:47,345
I'd like to petition
to withdraw from this case.

691
00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:49,780
- Denied.
- Respectfully--

692
00:50:49,914 --> 00:50:50,781
Not a chance.

693
00:50:54,519 --> 00:50:56,187
Bobbi, swear Mr. Goodman in.

694
00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:02,693
Do you swear that the evidence

695
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,695
you shall give to the court
in this matter

696
00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:06,531
shall be the truth,
the whole truth,

697
00:51:06,664 --> 00:51:08,666
and nothing but the truth
so help you God?

698
00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:09,467
I do.

699
00:51:10,535 --> 00:51:12,537
Mr. Goodman,
you are now under oath.

700
00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:16,341
Any false statement you make

701
00:51:16,474 --> 00:51:17,508
can be used in prosecution

702
00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:20,378
for perjury
or obstruction of justice.

703
00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:21,579
Do you understand?

704
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:23,514
- Yes.
- All right.

705
00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:25,916
In the last 24 hours,

706
00:51:26,050 --> 00:51:27,952
have you used
any alcohol or other drugs?

707
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,254
No, Your Honor.

708
00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,289
Are you taking
any prescription medications?

709
00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:32,223
No.

710
00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:33,958
All right.

711
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:36,727
Continue.

712
00:51:44,635 --> 00:51:49,940
Oh, um,
I lied to the government
about, uh, Kim Wexler.

713
00:51:51,008 --> 00:51:53,378
Uh, I fed them a load of BS

714
00:51:53,511 --> 00:51:56,046
about her involvement
in Howard Hamlin's murder.

715
00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:59,049
I just-- I just wanted her
to come here today.

716
00:51:59,184 --> 00:52:00,418
I wanted her to hear this.

717
00:52:05,423 --> 00:52:07,458
So, yeah, I wasn't there
when the meth was cooked.

718
00:52:07,592 --> 00:52:09,627
I wasn't there
when it was sold.

719
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,296
I didn't witness
any of the murders,

720
00:52:11,429 --> 00:52:13,564
but I damn well knew
it was happening.

721
00:52:13,698 --> 00:52:16,066
I was more than
a willing participant.

722
00:52:16,201 --> 00:52:17,902
I was indispensable.

723
00:52:18,035 --> 00:52:19,704
I kept Walter White
out of jail,

724
00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:21,206
I laundered his money,

725
00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:23,741
I lied for him,
I conspired with him,

726
00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:25,576
and I made millions.

727
00:52:27,845 --> 00:52:29,580
If he hadn't walked
into my office that day,

728
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,650
Walter White
would have been dead

729
00:52:32,783 --> 00:52:34,819
or behind bars within a month.

730
00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:40,925
And Agent Schrader
and Agent Gomez

731
00:52:41,058 --> 00:52:44,094
and a whole lot of other people
would still be alive.

732
00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,468
Fact is, Walter White
couldn't have
done it without me.

733
00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:56,241
You got that?

734
00:52:56,374 --> 00:52:58,976
Your Honor, we move to
strike Mr. Goodman's comments.

735
00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:00,445
On what grounds?

736
00:53:00,578 --> 00:53:02,547
- Um, speculation.
- Speculation?

737
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,549
He's testifying
to his own actions.

738
00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:06,951
Your Honor, uh,
he's describing events

739
00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:09,454
that would have transpired
had he acted differently.

740
00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:11,155
I have one more thing to say.

741
00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:13,491
- Sit down, Mr. Goodman. Now.
- Please, your Honor. Please.

742
00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:15,493
The government urges the court

743
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:17,362
to allow Mr. Goodman
to continue.

744
00:53:17,495 --> 00:53:18,663
How is that
not speculation?

745
00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:26,136
All right, Mr. Goodman.

746
00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:28,005
Go ahead.

747
00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:35,880
What happened
to Howard Hamlin was...

748
00:53:37,282 --> 00:53:38,516
it was...

749
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,053
I can't even...

750
00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:48,826
After that,

751
00:53:50,595 --> 00:53:53,364
Kim had the guts to start over.

752
00:53:53,498 --> 00:53:55,566
She left town, but...

753
00:53:58,536 --> 00:53:59,670
I'm the one who ran away.

754
00:54:05,142 --> 00:54:06,243
And my brother Chuck--

755
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:09,714
Uh, Charles McGill.

756
00:54:10,481 --> 00:54:11,682
Y-You may have known him.

757
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:18,088
He was
an incredible lawyer, as--

758
00:54:18,222 --> 00:54:20,257
The most brilliant guy
I ever met.

759
00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:21,592
But he was limited.

760
00:54:23,227 --> 00:54:24,061
I tried.

761
00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,197
I could have tried harder.

762
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:30,701
I should have.

763
00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:35,706
- Instead, when--
- Your Honor.

764
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,275
Bill, please.
Just let me get through this.

765
00:54:40,244 --> 00:54:43,714
Instead, when I saw a chance
to hurt him, I took it.

766
00:54:48,052 --> 00:54:51,856
I got his malpractice insurance canceled.

767
00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:54,291
I took away
the one thing he lived for,

768
00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:55,393
the law.

769
00:54:58,696 --> 00:55:00,197
After that, he killed himself.

770
00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:08,739
And I'll live with that.

771
00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:21,752
What was all that?

772
00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:24,221
That thing with your brother,
that wasn't even a crime.

773
00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:25,923
Yeah, it was.

774
00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:30,628
Mr. Goodman,
sit down and stay seated.

775
00:55:30,761 --> 00:55:31,829
The name's McGill.

776
00:55:33,263 --> 00:55:34,264
I'm James McGill.

777
00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:38,135
Your Honor,
in view of the defendant's
confession...

778
00:55:38,268 --> 00:55:39,870
We'd like
to request a recess--

779
00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:41,672
- ...the Government withdraws its sentencing recommendation.
- Hold on.

780
00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:43,340
- That was not a confession.
- And urges this court

781
00:55:43,474 --> 00:55:45,376
to impose the statutory maximum
for each of these offenses.

782
00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:47,545
That was not a confession.
It was merely, uh,
a single point of view...

783
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,680
Furthermore, your Honor,
a second additional hearing
is required...

784
00:55:49,814 --> 00:55:51,148
...in a very complex,
uh, narrative...

785
00:55:51,281 --> 00:55:52,417
...to assess
the additional claims
Mr. Goodman--

786
00:55:52,550 --> 00:55:54,351
I'm sorry-- Mr. McGill
has now admitted to,

787
00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:05,195
Did you ground yourself?

788
00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:06,664
Yes, I did!

789
00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:08,733
-
- Oh, crap!

790
00:56:20,545 --> 00:56:21,746
I was starting to worry.

791
00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:23,981
My car conked out on the 40.

792
00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:26,050
I almost got creamed
by a cement truck.

793
00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:34,659
Oh, um,

794
00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:37,795
they had those apples
that you like.

795
00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:40,731
I got you half a dozen Fuji.

796
00:56:40,865 --> 00:56:44,001
Um, and the newsstand
on Central

797
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:46,571
said they might start carrying
the <i>Financial Times.</i>

798
00:56:46,704 --> 00:56:47,838
So that's good, right?

799
00:57:01,452 --> 00:57:02,820
What?

800
00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:04,755
You know I could
hire someone to do this.

801
00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:06,924
I could get someone
from the office.

802
00:57:07,658 --> 00:57:08,759
I'm doing it.

803
00:57:08,893 --> 00:57:10,795
Yeah, every day?

804
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,430
While you're trying
to start a...practice?

805
00:57:13,564 --> 00:57:14,632
Why?

806
00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:15,733
Why?

807
00:57:17,401 --> 00:57:18,603
'Cause you're my brother.

808
00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:19,570
Duh.

809
00:57:19,704 --> 00:57:20,905
You'd do the same for me.

810
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:26,343
Mm. Well,
you could stay for a while.

811
00:57:26,477 --> 00:57:27,778
We could talk.

812
00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:29,580
Talk? What about?

813
00:57:32,216 --> 00:57:34,685
Well, your cases. Your clients.

814
00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:36,621
You want to talk
about my clients?

815
00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:38,455
Seriously?

816
00:57:38,589 --> 00:57:42,059
You want to talk about,
uh, the granny who got
picked up for soliciting

817
00:57:42,192 --> 00:57:44,795
inside a Christian Science
Reading Room?

818
00:57:44,929 --> 00:57:47,798
Wh-- What about the kid
who broke into a liquor store

819
00:57:47,932 --> 00:57:49,967
and drank five bottles
of creme de menthe

820
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,736
and then passed out
behind the counter?

821
00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,470
They deserve
a vigorous defense.

822
00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:54,972
Like any other client.

823
00:57:56,941 --> 00:57:59,644
Or maybe you just wanna tell me
what I'm doing wrong.

824
00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:01,245
That's not what I had in mind.

825
00:58:13,558 --> 00:58:16,193
I'm hoping you didn't steal
that from a motel ice machine.

826
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:16,927
You can hope.

827
00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:22,099
I'm gonna take a pass
on the heart-to-heart, Chuck.

828
00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:25,536
One of my "deserving" clients,

829
00:58:25,670 --> 00:58:28,939
he got caught waving the weenie
outside a Hobby Lobby.

830
00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:32,476
Hold on.
You got to reimburse yourself.

831
00:58:32,610 --> 00:58:34,812
Mm. This one's on me.

832
00:58:34,945 --> 00:58:35,813
Jimmy...

833
00:58:38,415 --> 00:58:40,150
If you don't like
where you're heading,

834
00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:43,353
there's no shame in going back
and changing your path.

835
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:48,659
Uh, when have you ever
"changed your path"?

836
00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:55,733
Hey. Think on it.

837
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,035
We always end up
having the same conversation,
don't we?

838
00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:02,940
I'll see ya tomorrow, Chuck.

839
00:59:03,073 --> 00:59:04,842
And I might have
the <i>Financial Times.</i>

840
01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:54,919
I know you?

841
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,135
Hey.

842
01:01:12,937 --> 01:01:13,971
"Better Call Saul."

843
01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:16,106
Right?

844
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:19,977
McGill.

845
01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:21,011
What?

846
01:01:21,946 --> 01:01:23,113
I'm McGill.

847
01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,817
Don't give me that.

848
01:01:27,818 --> 01:01:29,186
You're Saul!

849
01:01:33,257 --> 01:01:34,191
It's Better Call Saul.

850
01:01:36,794 --> 01:01:38,128
No shit.

851
01:01:39,964 --> 01:01:40,831
Psst! Psst!

852
01:01:41,799 --> 01:01:42,800
Back here, yo.

853
01:01:47,571 --> 01:01:48,338
Back here.

854
01:01:56,646 --> 01:01:58,148
See? Toldja!

855
01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:00,017
It's Better Call Saul!

856
01:02:00,985 --> 01:02:03,020
You're right. Better Call Saul.

857
01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:05,689
Hi.

858
01:02:05,823 --> 01:02:08,058
Yeah. Better Call Saul.

859
01:02:10,494 --> 01:02:11,661
- Better...
-

860
01:02:11,796 --> 01:02:13,463
- Call...
-

861
01:02:13,597 --> 01:02:14,464
Saul.

862
01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:17,334
- Better...
-

863
01:02:17,467 --> 01:02:19,336
- Call...
-

864
01:02:19,469 --> 01:02:20,470
Saul.

865
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:25,542
Better Call Saul!

866
01:02:27,677 --> 01:02:29,613
Better Call Saul!

867
01:02:30,714 --> 01:02:32,883
Better Call Saul!

868
01:02:34,351 --> 01:02:37,087
- All of you, shut up!
- Better Call Saul!

869
01:02:37,221 --> 01:02:40,224
- Better Call Saul!
- I said shut up!

870
01:02:40,357 --> 01:02:43,193
- Better Call Saul!
- Shut the hell up!

871
01:02:43,327 --> 01:02:46,230
- Better Call Saul!
- Shut the hell up!

872
01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:48,765
- Better Call Saul!
-

873
01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:49,934
Better Call...

874
01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:12,222
Saul! Lawyer's here!

875
01:03:17,661 --> 01:03:18,395
I got ya, Saul.

876
01:03:45,089 --> 01:03:47,124
- Ma'am?
- No cuffs, please.

877
01:03:55,966 --> 01:03:56,867
Thank you.

878
01:04:07,744 --> 01:04:08,712
Hi, Jimmy.

879
01:04:12,716 --> 01:04:13,450
Hi.

880
01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:19,256
How did you...

881
01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:21,591
Uh, turns out
my New Mexico bar card

882
01:04:21,725 --> 01:04:23,293
doesn't have
an expiration date.

883
01:05:32,896 --> 01:05:34,431
You had them down
to seven years.

884
01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:38,068
Yeah, I did.

885
01:05:48,012 --> 01:05:49,179
Eighty-six years.

886
01:05:58,488 --> 01:05:59,589
Eighty-six years.

887
01:06:10,267 --> 01:06:13,303
But with good behavior...

888
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:15,772
who knows?

889
01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:41,491
Here we go, here we go.

