Legend of Baggy Pants

Murphy's golf game is, due to a lack of golfballs, cut short. Murphy embarks on a frantic quest to find the Pro Shop. On the way, Murphy runs into a Monster-Hesh, snotty telephone operators, the Dolphin Boy, and a perfidious Eggers.
Finally, Murphy ends up at the local watering hole, 'The Idiot', and starts drinking. Heavily. Murphy also loses his hat.