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[person on speaker] Who are you?
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Who are you?
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[groans]
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[groans]
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[static feedback]
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Hello?
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[inhales deeply]
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[sighs, groans]
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[person] I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.
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Hi there, you on the table.
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I wonder if you'd mind
taking a brief survey.
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Who is that?
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Five questions.
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Now, I know you're sleepy,
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but I just bet
it'll make you feel right as rain.
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Who's speaking?
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Oh, God.
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Hey! Open the door!
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I'd be just thrilled to chat
once we've run the survey.
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Shall we begin with question one?
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I'm not taking your survey.
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Shall we begin with question one?
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Let me out of here.
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Hey!
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Open the door!
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Fuck.
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Hey! Let me out!
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[panting]
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[groans]
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Hey.
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Hello.
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Five questions?
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Five questions.
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What do I get at the end?
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Depends on your answers.
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Okay.
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Great. Off we go.
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Now to start, who are you?
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That's the first question?
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First name will do.
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I don't…
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It's okay.
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If you can't answer the question,
feel free to say, "unknown."
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What is this?
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Okay, unknown.
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Question two, in which US state
or territory were you born?
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- Wait.
- Which state or territory, please?
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- [stammers] I don't know.
- Unknown.
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Question three,
please name any US state or territory.
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- Fuck. I--
- First that comes to mind.
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- I don't know. Delaware. What is this?
- Delaware.
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Question four,
what is Mr. Eagan's favorite breakfast?
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I don't-- That one makes no sense.
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Right? Unknown. Question five.
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And as a reminder,
this is the final question.
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To the best of your memory,
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what is or was the color
of your mother's eyes?
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Okay, what's hap-- What's happening?
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Unknown.
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So that's unknown,
unknown, Delaware, unknown, unknown.
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What the hell did you do to me?
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[gasps]
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That's a perfect score.
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[person sobbing]
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[coughs]
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[sniffling]
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[sobbing continues]
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[sighing]
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Are you ready for Mr. Scout?
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Thank you.
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Go ahead.
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[beeps]
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[beeps]
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Mr. Scout.
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Hi, Judd.
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- All right, see you this evening.
- Yep, see you soon.
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[elevator bell dings]
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[high-pitched ringing]
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[elevator bell dings]
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[sniffles]
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[sniffling]
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[coughs, sniffles]
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[sniffles]
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[coughs]
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- [colleague] You're breathing shitty.
- Sorry.
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[colleague] You sick?
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Maybe. Petey was sniffling yesterday.
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Mmm. If you breathe on me,
I'll rip your larynx out.
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Wow. That went right to ten.
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I feel like
ripping out my germ-ridden larynx
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would get you sicker
than just me breathing on you.
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- Nah. Endorphins.
- Oh.
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[colleague] Petey better not be out
for the day, 'cause I'm about zero seconds
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from wrapping the Tumwater file,
and he needs to process it.
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[Mark] Uh, I think he's out.
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If he doesn't process today, they won't
know until Tuesday of next week.
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- It's typical Lumon bullshit.
- Oh. Careful, guy.
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Hi, kids. What's for dinner?
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[colleague]
Goddamn it, Irv. We warned you.
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About the greeting? You were kidding.
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No, we sincerely hate it.
How many reasons did we come up with?
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- Eight.
- [colleague] Eight reasons.
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Chief among them the latent condescension.
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And it's confusing. Like, did the kids
make you dinner in this scenario? Or--
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Yeah. What kind of a shit dad are you?
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- No Petey?
- [Mark] Uh, we think he's sick.
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Oh, no. And Dylan's
about to wrap Tumwater today.
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Yeah, and if he doesn't see me finish,
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I might get passed over
for refiner of the quarter
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and miss out on my goddamn waffle party.
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Grumble, grumble.
These perks are so out of hand.
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When we'd process a file in the old days,
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they'd shake our hand
and fill up the creamer.
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I still don't buy
they actually incentivized creamer.
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[Irving] They did.
And back then, we were grateful for it.
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- [Dylan] That's fucked, dude.
- [Mark laughs]
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[Irving] Yes, very fucked.
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To put in an honest day's work and not
get a children's breakfast in return.
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- [Dylan] Oh, uh-oh. Irv's got claws today.
- [knocks]
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Good morning, Macrodata Refinement.
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Hi, Mr. Milchick.
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Mark, could I have a word?
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Last time you saw Ms. Cobel,
she was in her old office.
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Now she's in her new office.
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It's a completely different office.
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What's this about?
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She'd never say so,
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but I know a compliment about the office
would just make her day.
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[Ms. Cobel] Mark? Come in. Shut the thing.
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Nice office.
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[Ms. Cobel] Ugh, it's horrid.
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Yeah, the old one was better.
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[sighs]
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Oh.
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You look awful. You look hungover.
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Have a seat.
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The Board will be joining us
remotely today.
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Oh. [chuckles]
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I have Mark S. at my desk.
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[static feedback]
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Oh, uh, hello. You--
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[static feedback]
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[stammers] I assume this is about me
acting as department chief today.
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Okay. Uh, well… I mean,
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I've subbed for Petey before,
so it shouldn't be that big a thing.
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Petey is no longer with this company.
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I'm sorry?
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I said,
Petey is no longer with this company.
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I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were
one of my favorite office friendships.
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I mean, there should have been
some notice of this. What happened?
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We'd love to tell you,
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but unfortunately,
non-disclosure policy forbids.
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We'd be aiding an assault
on Petey's privacy by you.
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Wh--
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Mark, would you place your key card
on my desk?
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Mark S., at this time I confer upon you
the freedom to serve Kier
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in the advanced role
of Macrodata Refinement department chief.
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Congratulations.
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Oh, a handshake is available upon request.
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Thank you. May I have a handshake?
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I know you haven't run a training before,
but Irving will be there to shadow.
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Just stick to the flowchart and escalate
properly depending on dialectics.
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You'll be fine.
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- If you need to take a few minutes--
- Thank you. I don't.
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[static feedback]
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Oh, and, uh,
thank you to the Board as well.
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The Board won't be contributing
to this meeting vocally.
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[door opens]
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Our last refiner, who was a woman, was--
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[Mark] Carol. Dylan's old seat.
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Hmm.
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[Irving] Don't be sad.
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I'm fine. We'll be fine.
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[Irving] I know you and Petey were close.
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He was the only one
who really appreciated your humor.
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Everything's fine. So, I'm supposed
to start with just the input survey?
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Isn't that a little weird?
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It's standard.
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Just start at 1A and continue by line,
based on her answers.
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Well, what if I just talk to her?
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She deserves to have the information
presented to her in the proper order.
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Just as you had.
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"If the trainee becomes agitated
and demands to leave, skip to page 19."
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She has to ask three times
for you to let her.
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- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yes.
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Um…
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Image is good.
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[Irving] She looks nice.
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[Mr. Milchick] Okay. You're all set.
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I just love
seeing you all come in like this.
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Go on ahead when you're ready.
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[door closes]
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- All right.
- Okay. Um…
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There you go.
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[switch clicks]
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Who are you?
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All right.
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- [switch clicks]
- Who are you?
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[groans]
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- Mark.
- What?
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You skipped the preamble.
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[trainee] Hello?
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Shit!
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Um…
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I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.
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- That's it.
- [Mark] Okay, um…
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Hi there, you on the table.
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I wonder if you'd mind
taking a brief survey.
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Who is that?
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Five questions.
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Now, I know you're sleepy,
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but I just bet
it'll make you feel right as rain.
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Who's speaking?
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[whispers] "Who's speaking?"
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[doorknob rattling]
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- [knocks]
- Hey! Open the door!
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[Irving] Mark.
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I'd be just thrilled to chat,
once we've run the survey.
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Shall we begin with question one?
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I'm not taking your survey.
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Shall we begin with question one?
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- Let me out of here. Hey!
- [doorknob rattling]
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- Open the door!
- She-- She's not supposed to do that.
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Hey!
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She's going to break in.
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- Let me out!
- No, she's not.
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Are you seeing this?
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I'm watching.
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[Mr. Milchick] Should I help?
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You should not.
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[Mark] That's a perfect score.
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Now, I think I know where
our disconnect is coming from.
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- [trainee] What?
- Well, there was a preamble,
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which I was supposed to read
before the survey,
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to lead into the questions and…
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But I unfortunately skipped that
and went straight into the survey.
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Am I livestock?
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I'm sorry?
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Like, did you grow me as food
and that's why I have no memories?
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You think we grew a full human,
gave you consciousness…
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- I don't know.
- …did your nails and--
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I don't know. I don't know you.
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No, you're not livestock. Good Lord.
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Then what's my name?
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Helly.
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Your name is Helly. Helly R.
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Please.
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[Helly sighs]
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Thank you for taking the welcome survey.
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I can sense that the questions
made you feel afraid or disoriented.
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Well, the good news is,
you're at an orientation.
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You see, you have been hired to a position
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on the severed floor of Lumon Industries.
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The what floor?
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Ah. Uh, I understand you're confused
about the severance procedure.
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Before we hop on that,
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let's chat about something I bet
you have heard of, the work/life balance.
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To start, imagine yourself as a seesaw.
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Ow! Fuck!
261
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,700
[Mark] That locks from out there!
262
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,159
- Let me out!
- God!
263
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- Can we just take a beat? Please.
- [doorknob rattles]
264
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[panting]
265
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Please.
266
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:37,733
[sighs]
267
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[sniffles]
268
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Okay, my name's Mark.
269
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And, uh-- So, I--
270
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You know, few years back,
I woke up on this table.
271
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In this room.
272
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And, uh… [smacks lips]
273
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:03,884
…a disembodied voice
asked me 19 times who I was.
274
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,303
[inhales deeply]
275
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:09,223
And when I realized I couldn't answer,
276
00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:15,646
I told that voice that I would find him
and kill him. [chuckles]
277
00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,566
I don't know why I said that.
Uh, I mean, I was scared too.
278
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:22,152
Did you kill the voice?
279
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:24,863
No.
280
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:30,118
No, that voice's name was Petey,
and he became my best friend.
281
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:35,749
So, look, you know,
there is a life to be had here, Helly.
282
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,293
A life to be had?
283
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:42,422
[breathes heavily]
284
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:53,809
Well, you see,
life, like a seesaw, requi--
285
00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:58,313
Let me the fuck out of here!
286
00:23:58,397 --> 00:24:00,107
[pants]
287
00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:10,826
- [Mark] Ask me again.
- What?
288
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:14,830
You've asked twice to be let go.
Ask one more time.
289
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,875
- Mark.
- Yeah?
290
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:21,253
I would like to leave the building now.
291
00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:26,675
I understand you don't feel
it's working out for you here at Lumon.
292
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:30,345
While disappointed, I'd hate to
keep you somewhere you're not happy.
293
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:33,390
So, let's get you outta here.
294
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:40,856
Irv.
295
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:07,424
The departments are pretty spaced out,
but it'll all fill in one day.
296
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:09,218
They're planning an expansion.
297
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:11,637
And I'm, what, part of that?
298
00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:14,431
No. You're a replacement.
299
00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:16,517
Replacement for who?
300
00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:20,103
Why are you saying that like you hate it?
301
00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:29,696
[clicks tongue] Here's your stairwell.
Just past the bend.
302
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:38,163
You're not coming with me?
303
00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:39,665
Oh, I'm not allowed to see.
304
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:41,250
Excuse me?
305
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,751
Well, once you leave, you--
306
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:45,838
I just can't watch you leave.
307
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:49,925
[chuckles]
308
00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:54,388
Of course you can't.
309
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:29,590
What the hell?
310
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,154
[sighs]
311
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,535
[shouts, groans]
312
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,477
- Am I dead?
- No.
313
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,480
- This isn't, like, hell or something?
- No.
314
00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:29,358
Then why the fuck can't I leave?
315
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:32,236
Well, you did leave, just now.
Out into the stairwell, at least.
316
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:34,696
You left, but you came back.
317
00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:37,366
- I did not.
- You did.
318
00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:39,326
Come on.
319
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:42,663
[sighs]
320
00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:45,666
[Ms. Cobel] Weaponizing office equipment
on your first day.
321
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:49,127
You are gonna be fun.
322
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,672
Look, I do sympathize.
323
00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:56,760
I've wanted to pummel Mark myself,
but I am his employer.
324
00:27:56,844 --> 00:27:58,887
And he is your department chief.
325
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,266
So we'll both have to be strong.
326
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,104
The good news is, there's only
one part left of your orientation,
327
00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:10,315
which Mark can't possibly derail.
328
00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:12,359
Why is that?
329
00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:14,862
Because it's a video.
330
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,538
Welcome to Lumon, Helly.
331
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:51,732
[Ms. Cobel] Have a seat.
332
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:12,085
Are you mad at me?
333
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:17,633
For the incompetence or the disobedience?
334
00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:20,677
- Well--
- Yes!
335
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:24,848
You know, my mother was an atheist.
336
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:29,186
She used to say that there was
good news and bad news about hell.
337
00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,188
The good news is,
338
00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:36,693
hell is just the product
of a morbid human imagination.
339
00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:37,778
The bad news is,
340
00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:43,283
whatever humans can imagine,
they can usually create.
341
00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,164
I don't know what that means.
342
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:54,628
A department like yours
can go so good or so bad.
343
00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:57,297
You know what makes the difference?
344
00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:05,180
The people.
345
00:30:16,692 --> 00:30:17,985
[Mr. Milchick] You can have a seat.
346
00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:34,543
[Mr. Milchick]
Okay, go ahead and have a seat.
347
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:45,429
My name is Helly R.
348
00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:48,932
I'm making this video
349
00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:53,187
roughly two hours
before it will be shown to me.
350
00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:58,483
I have, of my own free accord,
elected to undergo the procedure
351
00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:00,485
colloquially known as severance.
352
00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:07,409
I give consent for my perceptual
chronologies to be surgically split,
353
00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:11,663
separating my memories between
my work life and my personal life.
354
00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:13,957
I acknowledge that, henceforth,
355
00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:18,128
my access to my memories
will be spatially dictated.
356
00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:21,965
I will be unable to access
outside recollections
357
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:24,968
whilst on Lumon's severed basement floor,
358
00:31:25,052 --> 00:31:27,513
nor retain work memories upon my ascent.
359
00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:33,185
I am aware that this alteration
360
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:36,188
is comprehensive and irreversible.
361
00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:39,441
I make these statements freely.
362
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:47,699
[Mr. Milchick] Okay, that's a wrap.
363
00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:55,832
Okay.
364
00:31:56,917 --> 00:31:57,918
Go ahead.
365
00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,272
So I'll never leave here?
366
00:32:20,524 --> 00:32:21,817
You'll leave at 5:00.
367
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:25,487
Well, actually,
they stagger our exits, so 5:15.
368
00:32:25,571 --> 00:32:26,613
Hmm.
369
00:32:26,697 --> 00:32:29,867
But it won't feel like it.
Not to this version of you anyway.
370
00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:32,911
Do I have a family?
371
00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:35,289
You'll never know.
372
00:32:36,874 --> 00:32:38,584
And I have no choice.
373
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:45,007
Well, every time you find yourself here,
it's because you chose to come back.
374
00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:50,429
[Helly scoffs]
375
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,077
Hello.
376
00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:28,258
[beeps]
377
00:33:38,894 --> 00:33:39,895
[elevator bell dings]
378
00:33:39,978 --> 00:33:42,356
[high-pitched ringing]
379
00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:44,608
[elevator bell dings]
380
00:33:52,199 --> 00:33:53,325
Good night.
381
00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:54,409
Good night.
382
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:46,043
[Mark] "Dear Mark,
Whilst carrying boxes in a room today,
383
00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:48,505
you slipped on an overhead projector slide
384
00:34:48,589 --> 00:34:52,176
and sustained a minor blow to the temple."
385
00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:21,496
[Helly] Hey!
386
00:35:22,164 --> 00:35:23,749
Sorry.
387
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,960
Maybe keep your eyes on the icy road.
388
00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:30,839
Sorry.
389
00:36:21,098 --> 00:36:22,099
[keys clank]
390
00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:34,570
[TV narrator] Indeed, this gnat will spend
much of its three to seven-day life…
391
00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:42,286
[sighs]
392
00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:44,997
[TV program continues]
393
00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:56,925
[Mark] Uh-huh. No, I know, Mrs. Selvig.
It's just, it was in my space again.
394
00:36:57,759 --> 00:37:01,513
Yeah. Well, trash comes tomorrow night.
Tonight's recycling.
395
00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:05,642
Yeah, it is weird,
but that's how they do it.
396
00:37:05,726 --> 00:37:08,061
And with both yours, there's no room for--
397
00:37:09,021 --> 00:37:10,022
Uh-huh.
398
00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:16,445
[TV program playing]
399
00:37:16,528 --> 00:37:17,529
[remote clicks]
400
00:37:18,864 --> 00:37:20,240
[knocks]
401
00:37:25,746 --> 00:37:26,997
- Hey.
- Hey.
402
00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:32,211
Did you forget?
403
00:37:37,174 --> 00:37:38,759
Oh, yeah. Shit.
404
00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:39,843
That's okay.
405
00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:41,845
- Sorry.
- That's fine.
406
00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:44,640
- Do you wanna put on pants, and I'll…
- I'm wearing pants.
407
00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,517
…meet you in-- Those are not pants.
408
00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:51,730
So if there's no dinner, how is it dinner?
409
00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:52,814
- Okay.
- Like--
410
00:37:52,898 --> 00:37:55,317
You-- You actually owe me this.
411
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,944
- Do I?
- Yep.
412
00:37:57,027 --> 00:38:00,322
You remember that time when we were kids
and I was a way better sibling than you?
413
00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:02,866
- Oh, must have slipped my mind.
- [chuckles]
414
00:38:04,326 --> 00:38:06,745
Also,
I know we're nearing the anniversary,
415
00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:08,705
so I just thought
maybe you'd wanna be around people.
416
00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:11,124
Nope.
417
00:38:13,168 --> 00:38:15,462
This is nice. When did you get it?
418
00:38:15,546 --> 00:38:17,965
Something from work, and they apologized.
419
00:38:18,048 --> 00:38:19,800
Oh, they apologized. Thank God.
420
00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:22,761
Did they tack an explanation
onto that apology?
421
00:38:22,845 --> 00:38:25,180
It's fine. Got a gift card.
422
00:38:25,264 --> 00:38:28,475
Oh, you got a gift card.
Where's he going to?
423
00:38:29,518 --> 00:38:30,519
I don't know. Pip's.
424
00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:34,147
[chuckles] Of course it's Pip's.
Well, enjoy.
425
00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:36,024
[Mark] I will, without you.
426
00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:46,743
[chuckles] There's our captive.
427
00:38:46,827 --> 00:38:49,246
- Hi, Rick.
- Ricken. Come on, it's Ricken.
428
00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:52,416
- [groans] You, sir, look at peace.
- You know.
429
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:54,334
- [Mark] Okay.
- [sibling] Hi, baby.
430
00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:56,086
- [Ricken] Hi.
- [all laughing]
431
00:38:56,170 --> 00:39:00,757
No, what a lot of people overlook,
I think, is that life is not food.
432
00:39:00,841 --> 00:39:02,551
- Right.
- You've got life,
433
00:39:02,634 --> 00:39:06,054
this complex quality of sentience
and-- and activity.
434
00:39:06,138 --> 00:39:09,641
- And then you've got food, which is what?
- Yes, what is it?
435
00:39:09,725 --> 00:39:10,934
- Fuel.
- Ah.
436
00:39:11,018 --> 00:39:13,353
- Calories. It's not the same thing.
- Mm-hmm.
437
00:39:13,437 --> 00:39:15,814
- [Ricken] Yes, that is spot on, Patton.
- [friend 1] I definitely agree.
438
00:39:15,898 --> 00:39:17,566
Though, if I'm… [imitates tapping on mic]
439
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:22,863
Sorry, uh, Mark and my dad used to have
"whiskey is life" carved on a flask.
440
00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:24,364
[all laughing]
441
00:39:24,448 --> 00:39:26,325
- [Mark] True.
- It was low-hanging fruit.
442
00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:28,785
He did. He was a misdiagnosed alcoholic.
443
00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:32,247
Now, Mark, Ricken told Rebeck and me
that you're a former history professor.
444
00:39:32,331 --> 00:39:33,332
Yeah. Um…
445
00:39:33,415 --> 00:39:35,792
So I'm curious
for your take on all of this.
446
00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:37,127
Hmm?
447
00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:39,213
The food v life of it.
448
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:44,885
Well, I'm not sure.
I taught mostly about World War I.
449
00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:47,095
Oh, okay. Well, I got one for you.
450
00:39:47,179 --> 00:39:48,931
I was just reading this think piece
451
00:39:49,014 --> 00:39:52,768
about the comparative levels of violence
and warfare throughout history.
452
00:39:52,851 --> 00:39:54,394
- Oh.
- Oh, nerd alert.
453
00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:56,897
War porn, I know. [chuckles]
454
00:39:56,980 --> 00:40:02,444
But anyway, in it, he said that the people
actually called it the Great War.
455
00:40:02,528 --> 00:40:04,404
- Hmm.
- Apparently, it would have been a faux pas
456
00:40:04,488 --> 00:40:05,697
to have called it World War I.
457
00:40:05,781 --> 00:40:07,616
- Oh.
- [Ricken] Is that right?
458
00:40:07,699 --> 00:40:08,700
Hmm.
459
00:40:11,411 --> 00:40:16,792
Well, uh… [stammers] …you know,
no one would've called it World War I
460
00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:20,212
'cause World War II hadn't happened yet.
461
00:40:20,295 --> 00:40:23,090
- [friend 2 gasps] Wow.
- [Ricken] Of course.
462
00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:24,591
- [Patton] That's absolutely right.
- Duh.
463
00:40:24,675 --> 00:40:26,343
- [chuckles]
- [Rebeck] That's so true.
464
00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:27,970
This is why we bring this guy.
465
00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:32,516
Mark's late wife, Gemma, was an educator
as well. Russian literature.
466
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:35,435
- [Rebeck] Oh, I love literature.
- [Ricken] Right? [chuckles]
467
00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:37,688
But, um, Mark is a Lumon man now.
468
00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:39,106
- [sibling] Ricken.
- Really?
469
00:40:39,189 --> 00:40:41,066
Yeah. Uh, about two years.
470
00:40:41,149 --> 00:40:43,110
- [Rebeck] Do you design the medicines?
- No.
471
00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:45,863
I thought Lumon
was more on the tech side of things.
472
00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:47,739
- [friend 2] They began in the 1800s.
- Really?
473
00:40:47,823 --> 00:40:49,616
- Topical salves, right?
- [Ricken] Hmm.
474
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:51,660
- [Rebeck] What don't they make?
- [all chuckle]
475
00:40:51,743 --> 00:40:54,454
Yeah, but I'm in
the corporate archives division, so…
476
00:40:54,538 --> 00:40:57,249
- Oh, so you know all the dirty secrets.
- [all chuckling]
477
00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:59,126
- No, not really.
- [Ricken] No. Um,
478
00:40:59,209 --> 00:41:03,338
Mark's work is sensitive enough
as to require the severance procedure.
479
00:41:07,843 --> 00:41:08,844
[friend 2] Well...
480
00:41:10,762 --> 00:41:12,264
that's something, isn't it?
481
00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:17,311
Yeah. It's also, I think, something
that's his choice to tell people or not.
482
00:41:17,394 --> 00:41:18,854
- Right, Ricken?
- Oh, my God.
483
00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:20,814
- No. Uh, no.
- [Ricken] Oh, God, Mark.
484
00:41:20,898 --> 00:41:22,566
- Please forgive me.
- No. It's okay. I don't care.
485
00:41:22,649 --> 00:41:25,694
- My apologies.
- No, I think it's fascinating.
486
00:41:25,777 --> 00:41:27,446
I mean, I wish I could do it.
487
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:31,909
I'd just always be thinking about,
you know, the other one.
488
00:41:34,786 --> 00:41:37,748
Well… [stammers] …there is no other one.
489
00:41:38,624 --> 00:41:40,709
It's me. I do the job.
490
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:44,922
I just don't grasp the visceral element.
What does it feel like?
491
00:41:48,175 --> 00:41:51,553
Well, it's simple.
One's memories are bifurcated,
492
00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:54,973
so when you're not at work, you have no
recollection of what it is you do there.
493
00:41:55,057 --> 00:41:56,058
Did I get that right, Mark?
494
00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:58,936
- Well, it's--
- [friend 2] So you walk in at 9:00 a.m.,
495
00:41:59,019 --> 00:42:01,605
and then suddenly it's 5:00,
and you're leaving?
496
00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:04,233
- Well, they stagger us a little, so--
- They stagger you?
497
00:42:04,316 --> 00:42:07,569
And then, conversely, when you're at work,
you can't access outside memories.
498
00:42:07,653 --> 00:42:11,323
So, in effect,
that version of you is trapped there.
499
00:42:11,406 --> 00:42:13,575
[Ricken] Well, uh…
500
00:42:13,659 --> 00:42:16,203
- I mean, not trapped, but--
- [Mark] But what?
501
00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:24,253
No, no. I'm curious. What were you
gonna say? But not trapped, but what?
502
00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:28,131
What were you saying?
503
00:42:32,261 --> 00:42:35,055
So I suppose we know where you fall
on the congressional goings-on.
504
00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:36,431
Okay, I think we may be
505
00:42:36,515 --> 00:42:37,641
- missing the point here.
- Yeah.
506
00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:41,979
The point is that Mark made a decision.
507
00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:43,814
And that decision was controversial,
508
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:47,150
ethically and socially.
509
00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:50,487
Morally. Scientifically.
510
00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:54,950
But, Mark, I stand behind you
511
00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:56,785
without reservation.
512
00:42:56,869 --> 00:42:58,495
- [friend 2] So well said.
- Thank you.
513
00:42:58,579 --> 00:43:00,998
- [Patton] Absolutely.
- I definitely stand behind Mark.
514
00:43:02,124 --> 00:43:05,043
Wow, uh… [stammers] …thank you.
515
00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:07,087
That's, uh, very sweet.
516
00:43:07,963 --> 00:43:10,382
[Ricken] Well, um,
we're at the point where, traditionally,
517
00:43:10,465 --> 00:43:13,802
- I would say something like, "Dig in."
- [all laugh]
518
00:43:13,886 --> 00:43:16,471
But I must say,
I do think that the lack of food
519
00:43:16,555 --> 00:43:21,101
has allowed us to already do so
on a much deeper level.
520
00:43:21,185 --> 00:43:23,020
- [Patton] Oh, yeah. No, absolutely.
- [Ricken] Right?
521
00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:25,981
[Patton] I was saying, my friend in Lima
hasn't had a food-based dinner event in--
522
00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:30,277
[sibling] If I give you $3,000,
will you forgive me?
523
00:43:31,570 --> 00:43:36,491
Well, because your child
is innocent of tonight's atrocities,
524
00:43:36,575 --> 00:43:40,037
I'll wait until after it's born
to murder you.
525
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,540
[sighs] Oh, my God. Here you go, buddy.
526
00:43:46,251 --> 00:43:47,336
Mmm. Thank you.
527
00:43:52,508 --> 00:43:56,595
Hey, how's the good doctor therapy man
with that weird little mustache?
528
00:44:01,517 --> 00:44:02,518
You're not going?
529
00:44:04,353 --> 00:44:06,813
Well, the work thing's helped.
530
00:44:08,148 --> 00:44:09,149
Yeah.
531
00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:13,529
I'm proud of you for taking that job.
I really am.
532
00:44:14,738 --> 00:44:17,658
And I think she would've been too.
I know she would've been. [chuckles]
533
00:44:20,327 --> 00:44:23,872
I just feel like forgetting about her
for eight hours a day
534
00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:26,792
isn't the same thing as healing.
535
00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:36,677
You wanna crash here,
since you're already here?
536
00:44:38,178 --> 00:44:39,179
No.
537
00:44:40,347 --> 00:44:41,348
Why?
538
00:44:41,431 --> 00:44:43,851
Your house smells like pregnancy.
[chuckles]
539
00:44:44,351 --> 00:44:49,273
Mmm. Uh, yeah, I'm just not grasping
the visceral element of it.
540
00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:51,024
[both chuckling]
541
00:44:51,108 --> 00:44:52,526
- Oh, she is fun, wasn't she?
- Oh.
542
00:44:53,110 --> 00:44:55,904
- You're definitely staying here tonight.
- No, I'm not.
543
00:44:55,988 --> 00:44:57,906
[Ricken]
I'm making all the bedsheets myself,
544
00:44:57,990 --> 00:45:01,034
so I won't finish with the big one
for some time.
545
00:45:01,785 --> 00:45:04,288
But the twin is comfortable,
546
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:07,124
and the pajamas were made
on a Baltic handloom,
547
00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,585
so you'll sleep well.
548
00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:14,256
Thanks.
I still don't quite get the three beds.
549
00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:16,341
- [Ricken] Right.
- Oh, Ricken's colleague told us
550
00:45:16,425 --> 00:45:20,262
that switching out the beds
as the child grows can wound that child.
551
00:45:20,345 --> 00:45:21,722
Irreparably.
552
00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:26,018
But if you provide said child
with all of its beds upon birth,
553
00:45:26,101 --> 00:45:29,146
you allow it to progress across the room
at its own rate.
554
00:45:29,771 --> 00:45:31,356
Got it. Yeah.
555
00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:37,112
[Ricken sighs] Yeah.
556
00:45:38,572 --> 00:45:40,574
I think people really enjoyed you tonight,
Mark.
557
00:45:42,826 --> 00:45:43,827
Good.
558
00:45:44,328 --> 00:45:46,580
- [sibling] All right, baby.
- Mmm. Mm-hmm.
559
00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:47,748
- You ready, baby?
- Yeah.
560
00:45:47,831 --> 00:45:48,916
- Let's go.
- Sweet dreams.
561
00:45:48,999 --> 00:45:50,000
[Mark] Thanks.
562
00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:53,045
[in British accent] Good night, milord.
563
00:45:53,128 --> 00:45:54,546
[in British accent] Good night, milady.
564
00:45:55,756 --> 00:45:56,757
[door closes]
565
00:46:06,058 --> 00:46:07,059
[sniffles]
566
00:46:17,611 --> 00:46:18,737
[sighs]
567
00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:15,711
[traffic passing]
568
00:47:51,955 --> 00:47:52,956
Hey.
569
00:47:53,457 --> 00:47:54,458
Hey.
570
00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:55,959
How long you been up?
571
00:47:56,543 --> 00:47:57,669
A while.
572
00:48:00,923 --> 00:48:04,468
There was a businessman
in the yard last night.
573
00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:06,220
- A businessman?
- Yeah.
574
00:48:06,303 --> 00:48:08,222
Entry-level or management?
575
00:48:08,305 --> 00:48:09,306
I'm serious.
576
00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:11,600
There was seriously a man
in my yard last night?
577
00:48:11,683 --> 00:48:12,935
Yeah.
578
00:48:13,519 --> 00:48:14,520
Holy shit.
579
00:48:15,646 --> 00:48:18,565
He, you know, looked at me weird,
like he knew me.
580
00:48:18,649 --> 00:48:21,610
Aw, did the prowler invading my home
make you feel seen?
581
00:48:21,693 --> 00:48:22,861
So seen.
582
00:48:22,945 --> 00:48:23,946
[chuckles]
583
00:48:24,488 --> 00:48:27,282
Well, there's a bar down the hill.
It's probably just a stumbler.
584
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,911
Speaking of which,
you still smell like a distillery.
585
00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:35,332
I'm sorry,
I just had to drown out the memory
586
00:48:35,415 --> 00:48:38,502
of Mom and Dad switching out my beds
when we were kids.
587
00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:41,004
[chuckling]
Oh, you've been sitting on that one.
588
00:49:25,924 --> 00:49:27,634
[cell phone vibrating]
589
00:49:32,514 --> 00:49:33,515
Hello.
590
00:49:35,058 --> 00:49:40,022
Okay.
So, recycling was last night, Mrs. Selvig.
591
00:49:40,105 --> 00:49:41,398
Tonight's garbage.
592
00:49:41,481 --> 00:49:45,152
And you keep putting your bin on my side.
So--
593
00:49:47,154 --> 00:49:48,655
Yeah. Okay.
594
00:49:49,907 --> 00:49:53,202
You know, I actually can't talk right now.
I'm out at dinner. But--
595
00:49:54,786 --> 00:49:56,288
No, by myself.
596
00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:01,502
Uh, Pip's Bar and Grille.
597
00:50:02,544 --> 00:50:03,879
Excuse me. Wh--
598
00:50:05,214 --> 00:50:07,424
Hang up. Quickly.
599
00:50:12,513 --> 00:50:15,724
I'm sorry, Mrs. Selvig.
They've cooked the food, and it's here.
600
00:50:18,018 --> 00:50:20,938
Hi, kids. What's for dinner?
601
00:50:23,524 --> 00:50:24,525
Uh--
602
00:50:26,026 --> 00:50:28,820
I'm sorry. You don't get that reference.
603
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,700
Are you following me? Wh--
604
00:50:34,701 --> 00:50:36,245
Your voice is different here.
605
00:50:37,204 --> 00:50:38,288
Worse.
606
00:50:40,374 --> 00:50:42,918
- Okay, who the fuck are you? I--
- Petey.
607
00:50:43,001 --> 00:50:45,337
My name is Petey. I'm from work.
608
00:50:47,631 --> 00:50:51,510
Well, that's not plausible.
Everyone in my department is--
609
00:50:51,593 --> 00:50:54,513
Severed. Severed. I was.
610
00:50:56,390 --> 00:50:58,559
Okay. Well, severance is pretty permanent.
611
00:50:58,642 --> 00:51:02,312
Yeah. Bypassing the implant wasn't easy.
I had help.
612
00:51:04,731 --> 00:51:07,317
Uh-huh. [sighs]
613
00:51:09,361 --> 00:51:10,946
[Petey sniffles]
614
00:51:15,450 --> 00:51:18,120
So, what, you were unhappy at work?
615
00:51:18,203 --> 00:51:20,789
- And instead of lodging a complaint, you--
- No.
616
00:51:21,498 --> 00:51:24,585
I tried that first. So did you.
617
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:29,506
Right. Um, okay. So…
618
00:51:30,966 --> 00:51:32,426
You've unsevered.
619
00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:38,140
And now you, what, think they're
after you or something? Uh…
620
00:51:41,101 --> 00:51:42,102
Yeah.
621
00:51:45,439 --> 00:51:49,610
"They" being Graner,
who's probably out here right now.
622
00:51:49,693 --> 00:51:54,323
Graner. Okay.
Is that, uh, like, a person you know or…
623
00:51:54,406 --> 00:51:57,701
We both know him. We don't like him.
624
00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:00,287
I see.
625
00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:10,506
Nothing down there is what they say.
626
00:52:12,049 --> 00:52:13,759
If something happens to me,
627
00:52:14,718 --> 00:52:18,180
the things I know need to stay known.
628
00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:22,559
I'd prefer it be by a friend.
629
00:52:28,190 --> 00:52:30,692
So, we're friends?
630
00:52:32,194 --> 00:52:33,570
I'm your best friend.
631
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,740
You're my very good friend.
632
00:53:07,229 --> 00:53:08,230
[Mark chuckles]
633
00:53:12,109 --> 00:53:14,820
[Petey] Mark, sorry about the card.
634
00:53:15,863 --> 00:53:18,198
I had to grab something,
and I know it's not appropriate.
635
00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:21,493
Though I'm sure you'd be
a really fucking awesome niece.
636
00:53:23,745 --> 00:53:27,291
We used to wonder
what kind of men we were on the outside,
637
00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:30,627
what choices we had made and why.
638
00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:39,344
I used to think it would take a monster
639
00:53:39,428 --> 00:53:41,805
to put someone
in a place like that office.
640
00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:46,143
Especially if the person was himself.
641
00:53:49,146 --> 00:53:52,941
But we're not monsters, Mark.
Not real ones.
642
00:53:55,694 --> 00:53:59,740
If you don't wanna know what's
going on down there, I won't force it.
643
00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:06,330
But if you do, there's an address
on the back of this card.
644
00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:13,295
Go alone, and you'll find
the beginning of a very long answer.
645
00:54:31,563 --> 00:54:32,564
[sighs]
646
00:54:34,733 --> 00:54:36,777
[neighbor] Mark, is that you?
647
00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:38,445
Oh. Hi, Mrs. Selvig.
648
00:54:39,446 --> 00:54:43,450
Oh, will you color me embarrassed
for the mix-up with the bins?
649
00:54:43,534 --> 00:54:45,577
Oh. No, it's no problem.
650
00:54:46,787 --> 00:54:47,788
How was dinner?
651
00:54:48,789 --> 00:54:53,377
Fine. I'm just, you know, tired. [sighs]
652
00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:56,004
You know, my mother was a Catholic.
653
00:54:56,088 --> 00:55:01,802
She used to say it takes the saints
eight hours to bless a sleeping child.
654
00:55:02,678 --> 00:55:05,055
I hope you aren't rushing the saints.
655
00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:09,560
Well, I'll give them ample time tonight.
656
00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:12,646
Good night, Mrs. Selvig.
657
00:55:12,729 --> 00:55:13,730
Mark.
658
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,610
You're good people.
659
00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:36,420
[door opens]
660
00:55:38,297 --> 00:55:39,298
[door closes]