0 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:07,863 ##[ Chorus Singing ] 1 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:10,807 [ Tires Screeching ] 2 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:12,810 D'oh! [ Screams ] 3 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,483 - [ Grunts ] - Ha-ha! 4 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:30,995 Look, Dad! They've got every kind of paper. 5 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:33,895 Loose-leaf, graph, unlined- [ Gasps ] 6 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,900 College-ruled. 7 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,993 Can't you just write on your arm like I do? 8 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:42,569 ## [ Humming ] 9 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:46,171 All you're getting is rubber bands and paper clips? 10 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:48,770 - Don't you need a notebook or something? - Nah. 11 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,214 These days, everything's done on computers. 12 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,877 And staplers. Computers and staplers. 13 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,549 [ Groans ] 14 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:00,649 ''Krusty's Speak and Say''? 15 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:06,426 ''S'' is for shiksa. S-H-I- Mmm- 16 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:10,697 I think there's a ''T'' in there somewhere. Ah, look it up. 17 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:15,104 Lisa! Stay cool, Milly. 18 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:23,548 [ Groans ] 19 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:26,619 Oh. Hi, Lisa. Did you have a nice summer? 20 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:30,621 Don't you hate that we have to go back to stupid school tomorrow? 21 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:33,123 - I like school. - Me too! 22 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:35,558 We have so much in common. 23 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,823 You have a pen glued to your cowlick. 24 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,729 If you don't like it, it's gone! 25 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,734 [ Strains, Groans ] 26 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,533 - Uh, you want this? - No. 27 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,837 Yo, Apu, give me the usual. 28 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:53,174 Yes, sir. One Kwik-E dog, one bubble gum cigar... 29 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,873 and the latest issue of Success magazine. 30 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:00,443 Hey, this hot dog tastes different. 31 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,384 Yes. I just cleaned out the machine, sir. 32 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:06,152 So the snack you are enjoying has not been soaking in putrid grease. 33 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,989 Well, yeah. But without the grease... 34 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:11,427 all you can taste is the hog anus. 35 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:14,261 I'm so sorry, but I sold it all to the rendering plant. 36 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,961 - People buy grease? - Oh, yes. 37 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:20,631 They use it to make products such as soap, cosmetics, baby food. 38 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:23,538 Used grease is worth money? [ Gasps ] 39 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,441 Then my arteries are clogged with yellow gold! 40 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:30,539 I'm rich, Apu! Rich and- [ Groaning ] 41 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,278 [ Sighs ] Money in the bank. 42 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:37,318 Okay, this bacon's done. 43 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,629 And now for the profit-taking. 44 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:46,631 [ Chuckling ] 45 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:50,225 Uh, Dad, I don't think the dog can handle any more bacon. 46 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:53,271 - [ Whimpering ] - [ Homer ] Looks like he's about ready for another squeezin; 47 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:57,241 Homer! That side of bacon was for my bridge game tonight. 48 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,538 Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now... 49 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,546 achieving financial independence. 50 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:04,116 - With cans of grease? - No! 51 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:08,210 Through savings and wise investments. Of course with grease! 52 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,585 - [ Tires Screeching ] - Come on, Bart. The bus is here. 53 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,558 - Where do you think you're going? - It's the first day of school. 54 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:18,188 Not for you it isn't. You're in the grease business now. 55 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:22,826 Then the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy. 56 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,404 And that's why it was the best summer ever. 57 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:28,133 Thank you, Ralph. Now take your seat. 58 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:31,576 [ Nelson ] Hey, blindy, have a nice trip.! 59 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,578 - [ Ralph Screams ] - [ Thud ] 60 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,204 [ Nelson ] Ha-ha.! 61 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:37,215 [ Skinner On P.A. ] Attention, please. 62 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:40,411 I need a volunteer for a thankless chore. 63 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:45,753 Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson's? Thank you, Lisa. 64 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:49,021 We have a new student, Lisa, and I want you to show her the works- 65 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,596 the lunchroom, the tree. 66 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:54,997 But when you get to the trophy case, give her some cock-and-bull story. 67 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:57,296 They're out for cleaning or whatever. 68 00:03:57,403 --> 00:04:00,133 Don't worry. I'll help her out. I remember how hard it was... 69 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,108 to be an outsider, always trying to fit in, never quite feeling like- 70 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:06,371 Lisa, I'd like you to meet Alex Whitney. 71 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,774 Your name's Lisa? Shut up! I love that name. 72 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:12,783 Did she just tell me to shut up? 73 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:15,012 Take it outside. 74 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:18,123 You'll want a locker in this hallway. 75 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:20,419 It's library-adjacent. 76 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:24,189 - Is that perfume? - Oh! Don't be such a Phoebe. 77 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,356 It's Pretension by Calvin Klein. Wanna try some? 78 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,832 [ Coughing ] Mm-mmm. 79 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,835 Okay. So what's the haps in Springfield? 80 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,837 What do you guys, like, do for fun? 81 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,635 Well, you'll definitely wanna get yourself a good doll. 82 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:39,041 The new Malibu Stacy has an achievable chest. 83 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,773 Dolls? Really? Okay, what else you got? 84 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:44,179 Oh.Jacks. Jacks are big. 85 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,481 They went out for a while, but then they came roaring back. 86 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:50,715 Oh, you mean that game with the little rubber ball? 87 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:52,791 Oh, don't worry. You'll pick it up fast. 88 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:55,918 Once you get to foursies, you're in the zone. 89 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:59,795 Uh-huh. Isn't that trophy case supposed to have trophies? 90 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:03,699 Uh, they were all wiped out in the big trophy fire. 91 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:07,864 Ah! I see the trophies are still out for cleaning, eh, Lisa? 92 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,874 - [ Chuckling ] - [ Forced Chuckle ] 93 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,747 Okay, boy, this is where all the hard work... 94 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:20,046 sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off. 95 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,213 Four pounds of grease. 96 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:27,259 That comes to... 63 cents. 97 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:31,660 - Whoo-hoo! - Dad, all that bacon cost $27. 98 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:34,562 Yeah, but your mom paid for that. 99 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,396 But doesn't she get her money from you? 100 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,402 And I get my money from grease. 101 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,200 What's the problem? 102 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:44,902 Wow! Look at that load of grease. 103 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:49,710 Boy, if we're ever gonna earn paper money, we have to expand our operation. 104 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,512 Um, I don't know how much more school I can miss. 105 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:55,781 Oh, you'll miss plenty. I have a feeling this business... 106 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:58,948 is going to consume our whole lives. 107 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:01,925 [ Chattering ] 108 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,361 Alex, over here! Okay if the new girl sits with us? 109 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:06,796 - Oh! - Okay, I guess. 110 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:09,333 She's a little weird. But let's give her a chance. 111 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:12,734 - Guys, this is Alex. - [ All Exchanging Greetings ] 112 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,830 Ooh, twins. 113 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:16,966 Which one is the evil one? 114 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:20,068 - [ Laughing ] - [ Forced Laughter] 115 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:23,945 - Okay, I'll go get our lunches. - So, Alex- 116 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,213 - [ Cell Phone Ringing ] -Just a sec. Hello? 117 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,584 - [ All Gasping ] - Oh, yeah. 118 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:32,180 Like I'd be seen with a Discover card. 119 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:35,260 - You have a cell phone? - And a purse! 120 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,131 That's it. Don't be shy. 121 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:43,566 - Now maybe a littlejoke to break the ice. - [ Laughter] 122 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,227 Or a big joke. 123 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:49,597 Careful now. Nobody likes a show-off. 124 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:55,804 Where are they going? Hey, wait up.! 125 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:59,442 - They left without me. - [ Milhouse ] Oh, Lisa? 126 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:05,115 I've got an extra seat, and you've got an extra lunch. 127 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:07,749 [ Nerdy Laughter] Catch my drift? 128 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,760 Milhouse, lower those eyebrows. 129 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,626 And the other one. 130 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,827 [ Groans ] 131 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:22,634 So there I am being nice to Alex... 132 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,108 and she takes all of my friends and ditches me. 133 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:28,078 I'm sure they didn't ditch you, honey. 134 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:31,082 Maybe they went off to plan a surprise party for you. 135 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:35,450 [ Laughing ] Oh, yeah. Good one, Mom. 136 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,819 They only like her 'cause she acts so grown-up... 137 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:40,916 with her perfume and her cell phone and- 138 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:43,086 Oh, and get this, Mom. 139 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,357 She drinks iced tea. 140 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:50,869 Lisa, I can't imagine anyone being more likable than you. 141 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,870 But, apparently, this new girl is. 142 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,566 So my advice would be to start copying her in every way. 143 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:59,873 - But, Dad- - Uh-uh. Think. Is that what Alex would say? 144 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:08,011 Oh, there you are. Listen, I'm sorry I ran out on you yesterday... 145 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,179 but the girls couldn't wait to show me that tree. 146 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,917 Oh, don't give it a second thought. I didn't. 147 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:16,051 Anyway, I got you a little present. 148 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:20,929 Oh, earrings! Wow! Thank you so much, Alex. 149 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,228 Oh. But these are for pierced ears. 150 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,464 - Yeah. Aren't they great? - Alex did ours. 151 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,336 Yeah. All you need is a thumbtack and a whole lot of paper towels. 152 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:33,401 Uh, but I don't think I'm ready for pierced ears. 153 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:37,574 - Well, maybe you can put them on your doll. - [ Laughter] 154 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,243 - [ Groans ] -Just kidding, Lise. 155 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,015 - I'm sure you'll be ready someday. - Oh, Lisa. 156 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:45,022 I was hoping I could count on you again... 157 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:47,558 to spearhead our annual school-wide apple pick. 158 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,992 - Absolutely! - Apple pick? 159 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:53,224 Yeah, it's great! We have pony rides, sing-alongs... 160 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,926 apple bobbing, apple picking, apple everything. 161 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,333 - You forgot apple bobbing. - No, I didn't. 162 00:08:58,437 --> 00:09:02,339 - Didn't your old school have apple picks? - No, we weren't big on fruit. 163 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:06,343 We were more into, like, dances. You know, things that are fun. 164 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:09,107 A dance? Great idea, Alex. 165 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,412 Yeah! Principal Skinner, can we have a dance instead? 166 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:15,316 [ Voices Overlapping ] 167 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:19,118 Well, we've never had a dance before. 168 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,523 Lisa, you'd be doing all the work. What do you think? 169 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:25,563 I don't know. The ponies might be startled by the loud music. 170 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,259 - Well, there wouldn't be ponies. - Oh. 171 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:32,599 Then at the risk of being unpopular, I think I'm gonna have to say- 172 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:40,408 School dance? I didn't approve any school dance. 173 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:43,676 Yes, you did. Yesterday, right by my locker. 174 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:48,447 - Oh, yeah. Yes. Um, carry on. - Oh! 175 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,085 [ Children Laughing, Shouting ] 176 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:59,392 When you want grease, go to the source. 177 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:03,366 - Good old Krusty Burger. - Oh, I'll say. Look at that redheaded kid. 178 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:06,529 There must be $20 worth of grease on his forehead alone. 179 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:08,539 I was thinking more of the deep fryer. 180 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,734 All right. We'll try it your way. 181 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,710 Can I help you, sir? 182 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,682 My God, you're greasy! 183 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,275 Mr. Maruko, help! 184 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,115 Mom's gonna kill you. 185 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:29,684 If she didn't want her car ruined, she should have done a better job hiding her keys. 186 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,298 Hey! What the- 187 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:37,392 Hey.! Hey.! You're taking our grease.! 188 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,495 - It's our grease now. - [ Groans ] 189 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:44,201 We run the grease racket in this town. 190 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,141 Hey, that's my shovel! 191 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:48,975 We also run the shovel racket. 192 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,149 [ Horn Honking ] 193 00:10:56,889 --> 00:11:01,292 Okay, girls, we're gonna need balloons, crepe paper, party hats. 194 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,726 Whoa! You've got a DingoJunction here? 195 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:10,359 ##[ Pop ] 196 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:19,233 - I am not wearing this. - Oh, come on, Lisa. It's totally you. 197 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,803 Just, you know, add some accessories, lip gloss, maybe drop five pounds. 198 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:26,942 Aren't we a little young for makeup and- What do you mean, five pounds? 199 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,180 Well, you want to look nice for your date. 200 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:32,451 - Date? - Hello! For the dance? 201 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:35,152 - You guys have dates? - Hello! 202 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:38,355 - Stop saying ''hello''! - Okay, calm down, Lisa. 203 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,830 - D.M.Y. - What's D.M.Y.? 204 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,060 - ''Don't mess yourself.'' - Ew! 205 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,069 Yeah. That's why we changed it to D.M.Y. 206 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,765 Don't worry, Lisa. There's still plenty of time. 207 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,273 - You'll get a date. - I don't want a date! 208 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,277 And I don't wanna wear perfume and cocktail dresses! 209 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,574 Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch... 210 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:59,481 and bake cookies and watch The McLaughlin Group? 211 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,053 Hello! 212 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:05,146 Hello? 213 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:09,853 Oh! I can't believe those goons muscled me out of my grease business. 214 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:12,795 I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done... 215 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,389 including my muscle-for-hire business. 216 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:20,996 My poor Homie. Couldn't you try some other far-out moneymaking scheme? 217 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,098 Ah, what's the point? 218 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,404 You could raise some emus. 219 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,139 Emus? Really? 220 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,375 Oh, that's pretty crazy. Nah. 221 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,714 I'd only fail just like I fail at everything. 222 00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:35,582 Hey, Dad, I've been thinking. 223 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:39,647 What if instead of giving up on grease, we go for one last big score? 224 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,354 Wait a minute. The boy's right. I can't quit now! 225 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:46,920 Aw! You always know just what to say to cheer me up. 226 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:50,331 Emu farm? [ Laughing ] 227 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,904 You're priceless, Marge. 228 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,166 - [ Door Slams Shut ] - [ Groans ] 229 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,641 The thing about huckleberries is... 230 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:02,771 once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned. 231 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:07,319 Uh- Uh- So anyway, I kicked the guy's ass. 232 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,646 Now, if the berries are too tart... 233 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:14,191 I just dust 'em with confectioner's sugar. 234 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,193 - Oh! - Good secret. 235 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,263 [ Lisa ] Hey, guys. 236 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,561 [ Gasps, Chuckles ] 237 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,461 - Hi, Lisa. - Are you all right? 238 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:32,101 No doubt. Can't a girl fabulize herself before the big dance? 239 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,441 Your earlobe's bleeding. 240 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:39,746 Oh. So, I guess major muffins like yourselves all have dates, huh? 241 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,844 - You'd better believe it. - Really? All of you? 242 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,389 Uh, we all have dates, Lisa. 243 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,551 - Everyone does. - Even me. 244 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,562 Unbelievable! Whoa- 245 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,564 [ Grunts ] 246 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,102 - Another wedgie? - Uh-huh. 247 00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:00,036 - Hang on. I'll get my forceps. - Hurry! 248 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,004 [ Panting ] Milhouse! Oh! 249 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,405 I've been looking all over for you. Listen. 250 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,775 You've always had a crush on me, right? Well, this is your lucky day... 251 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,871 'cause you're gonna take me to the dance. 252 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:12,450 - Pretty great, huh? See ya. - Oh! 253 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,917 But I can't. I already asked somebody. 254 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:18,114 - So un-ask her! - But that would- 255 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,249 - You're taking me! You got that? - [ Gasps ] 256 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:24,625 And it's gonna be a magical evening! 257 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,756 [ Gasps ] What am I doing? This isn't me. 258 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,427 I'm sorry, Milhouse. 259 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,902 I'm free next weekend! 260 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:36,600 There's plenty of Milhouse to go around! 261 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,253 All right, Son. We're about to embark on our most difficult mission. 262 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,324 Let's bow our heads in prayer. 263 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,415 Dear Lord, I know you're busy... 264 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:57,791 seeing as how you can watch women changing clothes and all that. 265 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,161 But if you help us steal this grease tonight... 266 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,497 I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity. 267 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,502 Dad, he's not stupid. 268 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:08,129 All right, screw it. Let's roll! 269 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:13,808 Mmm, I knew I should've attached those somehow. 270 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,438 [ Lisa ] Lucky parameciums. 271 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:19,415 You don't have to worry about finding dates or dancing. 272 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,887 Oh! 273 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:27,049 Lisa, I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance. 274 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,593 It's a little thick, but the price is right. 275 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,993 Thanks, Mom. But I told you, I'm not going. 276 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,964 Oh, so you don't have a date. 277 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,558 You can still go and have a wonderful time. 278 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,161 You don't understand. I don't belong there. 279 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,969 The other girls are already into fashion and makeup and dating. 280 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,476 They make me feel like a little baby. 281 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:51,106 Oh, honey. A baby couldn't have organized a big school dance... 282 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:54,379 unless it was especially skilled. 283 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:57,182 Or one of those super-babies from Brazil. 284 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,086 Forget it, Mom. I'm not going. 285 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,386 But they're counting on you to take tickets. 286 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:06,055 And if you sit there with a brave little smile and a festive bow... 287 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,827 why, you could be the belle of the ball. 288 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,129 Mom, you can't possibly believe that. 289 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,295 I have to, honey. 290 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:17,034 Or you can stay here and we'll have our own dance. 291 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,372 ## [ Singing ] 292 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:23,380 - ## [ Humming ] - I'll go. 293 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:27,142 This better work, boy. I don't wanna wind up... 294 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:29,652 working on your mother's emu farm. 295 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:32,918 Don't worry. This is the score we've been dreaming about. 296 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,653 The grease traps in this kitchen have never been emptied. 297 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,265 Okay, turn on the suction. 298 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:47,271 It's not working. 299 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:50,240 [ Grunting, Shouting ] 300 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,436 - [ Grunts ] - Whoa! 301 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,479 - What is it? - Uh, nothing. 302 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:01,986 - Enjoy the dance. - ##[ Pop On P.A.] 303 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:08,085 Wow, Lisa. I really admire your guts. 304 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:12,789 You came here all by yourself at the risk of being labeled a dateless wonder. 305 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,388 - [ Grunts ] - Ow! 306 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,400 It slipped. 307 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,868 ##[ Continues ] 308 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,599 It's gonna be a long night. 309 00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:28,043 - Where's the hose? - Bringing up the rear. 310 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,739 - Oh! - Are you as excited as I am? 311 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:35,752 Oh, yeah! Well, here goes. 312 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,759 And now we wait. 313 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,363 So, is this your school? 314 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,160 Well, it used to be. 315 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,134 ## [ Whistling ] 316 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,710 Eek! I mean, ach! I mean, what are you doing here? 317 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:05,978 Uh, we're new foreign exchange students... 318 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,452 from, uh, uh, Scotland! 319 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:14,322 Saints be praised! I'm from Scotland. Where do you hail from? 320 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,021 Uh, North Kilt Town. 321 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:23,796 No fooling? I'm from North Kilttown. Do you know Angus McCloud? 322 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,870 Wait a minute. 323 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:29,270 There's no Angus McCloud in North Kilttown! 324 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:32,002 Why, you're not from Scotland at all! 325 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:37,174 Ah, don't be daft. I was born in- Hey, what the- 326 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:41,150 [ Gasps ] My retirement grease.! No.! 327 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:45,622 Ya thievin' grease bandits! I'll kill ya! Wait up! 328 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,192 - [ Homer Whimpering ] - [ Growling ] 329 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,456 Not so fast, boyo. 330 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:57,330 Hell, if it was up to me, I'd let you go. 331 00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:01,702 But the lads have a temper, and they've been drinkin' all day! 332 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,742 [ Screaming ] Ow! Ow! Ow! 333 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:09,371 Stop pummeling me! It's really painful! 334 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:13,474 All right, fine. I'll strangle ya for a while! 335 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:22,390 Lisa, I have to run home. I need you to keep an eye on the dance. 336 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:27,193 Oh, I don't wanna go in there with all the happy dancing couples. 337 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:30,393 Normally, I wouldn't ask. But it's an emergency. 338 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,869 Mother has a june bug cornered in the basement, and she needs me to finish it off. 339 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,964 - Come on! Chop-chop! - All right! All right! D.M.Y. 340 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,270 I know what that means, young lady! 341 00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,146 [ Sighs ] 342 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,773 - ##[ Pop ] - Huh? 343 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:57,819 Oh, Lisa, it's terrible. Okay. This dance has gone Titanic. 344 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,491 - What happened? - Well, the boys and girls are, like, afraid of each other. 345 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,625 - They're acting like a bunch of- - Kids? 346 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,760 I know! What is up with that? 347 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,806 It's because they are kids, and so are we. 348 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:13,241 Come on, Alex. We've only got nine, maybe 1 0 years tops... 349 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,405 where we can giggle in church and chew with our mouths open... 350 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,847 and go days without bathing. 351 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,112 We'll never have that freedom again. 352 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,383 Hmm. Listen, you can giggle and stink all you want. 353 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:27,652 But I have a credit card, so- [ Blows Raspberry ] on you. 354 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,659 [ Groans ] 355 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:33,788 - [ Both Grunting ] - Uh, guys? Guys? The hose! 356 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,868 Bart, please. The groundskeeper and I... 357 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,268 are trying to settle this like adults. 358 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:43,068 [ All Screaming ] 359 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,937 [ Yawns ] 360 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:50,742 Hmm? Huh? Look, it's snowing! 361 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:57,778 Ah! The snowflake tastes like fish sticks. 362 00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:01,882 [ Screaming ] 363 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,859 [ Screaming ] 364 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,658 [ Screaming ] 365 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:14,104 It's like a hamburger milk shake! 366 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:17,334 Here comes a grease ball! [ Grunts ] 367 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,843 Hey, Luigi bring you kids free pizza. 368 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,073 Why you have to make the fun? Huh? 369 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,672 [ Laughing, Chattering ] 370 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:31,820 That's my grease! It's mine! Give it here! 371 00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:34,824 You're playing in grease? Yarg! 372 00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:39,329 - Oh, act your age. [ Grunts, Chuckles ] - Oh! 373 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,600 You are so dead. 374 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:52,866 [ Alex ] Ow.! There was bacon in that. 375 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,284 - [ Murmuring ] - Shh! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net