0 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:07,236 ##[ Chorus Singing ] 1 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,918 [ Bell Ringing ] 2 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:27,783 [ Whistle Blowing ] 3 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,264 [ Beeping ] 4 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,804 ## [Jazzy Solo ] 5 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,859 [ Beeping ] 6 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:03,861 [ Tires Screeching ] 7 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:07,099 D'oh! [ Screams ] 8 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:12,803 [ Screaming ] 9 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:27,782 ##[ Woman Singing ] 10 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:32,620 ## [ Continues ] 11 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:45,162 ## [ Song Ends ] 12 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:48,638 - [ Crowd Cheering ] - Thank you, Springfield! I love you! Peace! 13 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:52,336 [ Man On Speaker ] Thank you, Cyndi Lauper.Just a reminder, folks. 14 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,642 - We do have a baseball game today. - Oh, right. 15 00:01:55,748 --> 00:02:00,208 I'm Dennis Conroy. And here come your Isotopes. 16 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,618 - [ Crowd Booing ] - [ Coughing ] 17 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,156 Let's welcome two new additions to the team... 18 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,783 Smash Diggins and Fishbone Walker. 19 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:10,658 Lucky for us, they were sent down from the majors... 20 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:12,663 for drug violations. 21 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:13,993 - [ Crowd Cheering ] - ##[ Organ Fanfare ] 22 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,439 Why do you hate the Isotopes so much, Dad? 23 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:26,011 Because I loved them once and they broke my heart. 24 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:29,013 Let that be a lesson to you, sweetie. Never love anything. 25 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:31,379 - Even you? - Especially me. 26 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,384 But you gotta support the team, Dad. 27 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,920 They're already threatening to move to MooseJaw. 28 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:38,047 That's right. Like my mother always said... 29 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,457 you've gotta stick it out, even if you picked a loser. 30 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:44,121 - Hmm. - To the bitter end. 31 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:46,323 [ Conroy On Speaker ] First pitch of the game. 32 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:49,333 - [ Screaming ] - That's a rotator cuff. 33 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:51,426 - His career's over. - I'm gonna warm up the car. 34 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:54,098 - But there's only been one pitch. - And it sucked. 35 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:58,507 Bases loaded, two outs, bottom of the ninth, and it's do or die. 36 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:00,841 ## [ Homer Singing ] 37 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:03,438 That'll bring up Babe Ruth IV. 38 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,711 Of course, he's no Babe Ruth III... 39 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:10,778 but the franchise is very excited about this illegitimate great grand bambino. 40 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:15,224 And what's this? He's pointing to the right field bleachers. 41 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,455 Probably at a dying little boy. 42 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:20,727 - Mom, am I dying? - No, of course not. 43 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:23,927 - Is he, Mom? You can tell me. - No! 44 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,232 [ Conroy ] Now he's pointing to the ground. 45 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:29,001 Is he indicating a bunt? Yes, he's bunting.! 46 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:31,599 - [ Players Groaning ] - [ Crowd Booing ] 47 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,611 [ Marge ] Good hustle, kid.! 48 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,738 ## [ Homer Singing ] 49 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:39,181 - So who won? The losers? - No, they lost. 50 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:42,379 - [ Chuckles ] Losers. - But only by two points. 51 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:47,084 They didn't resort to stealing bases like the other team, so it's kind of a moral victory. 52 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:50,321 With a little middle relief, they might even make the play-offs. 53 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:53,888 You'll be in your cold, cold grave before that ever happens. 54 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,800 Homer, would you please stop talking about the children's graves? 55 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,168 [ Crowd Chattering ] 56 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,639 [ Laughs ] All right! Whoo! 57 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,642 [ Grunts ] What's the hubbub? 58 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,769 Did Moe finally blow his brains out? 59 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:08,972 Quiet! We're watching the Isotopes. 60 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,141 Shut it off. They're losers. 61 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,242 Where you been? The Isotopes are on fire. 62 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:17,221 Yeah, that sniper at the all-star game was a blessing in disguise. 63 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:19,382 Now we're in the championship game. 64 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:21,392 Championship? Hmm. 65 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:26,162 Whoo! 'Topes rule! 66 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,393 - [ Gulping ] - Well, here's a die-hard fan. 67 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:31,902 Sir, your beloved Isotopes are about to make history. Any thoughts? 68 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:35,304 Oh, it's a great team, Kent. We never gave up hope. 69 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:39,469 I want to thankJesus and say hi to my special lady, Marge. 70 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:42,844 We did it, baby! Whoo! Whoo! 71 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:47,852 The inspiring words of a fan who'll always root, root, root for the home team. 72 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:51,151 - Even if they lose this game. - They lost? Those losers! 73 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:53,521 No, no, no. The game's not over. 74 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,390 Whoo! Not over! Whoo! 75 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:59,329 There you have it- ''Whoo.'' 76 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,992 - Here it comes, baby. Real big one! - [ All Shouting ] 77 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:06,060 [ Conroy On Speaker ] Bottom of the ninth, two outs. It all comes down to this. 78 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,538 - And here's the pitch. - [ Bat Strikes Ball ] 79 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,542 Humpin' ''hay-zeus';! He got all of that one.! 80 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:15,205 - It's going, going, going- - [ All Gasping ] 81 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,681 Our technical director today was Stan Kadlubowski. 82 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:20,184 It's out ofhere.! 'Topes win.! 83 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:23,255 - [ All Cheering ] - Isotopes! 84 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:26,723 What'd I tell you? Isotopes.! Whoo.! 85 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,226 [ Gulping ] 86 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,890 - Ah, nobody touched my rumaki. - [ Screams ] Rumaki.! 87 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:36,935 - Yea! Isotopes! - [ Horn Honking ] 88 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:39,231 - Whoo! - [ Grunting ] 89 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:43,207 - Isotopes! [ Grunts ] - Isotopes! 90 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:47,302 - [ Horn Continues Honking ] - Isotopes.! You know what I'm sayin'to you, baby? 91 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:51,213 Hey! A baseball field! Batter up! 92 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,512 - [ Cheering ] - Go, baby! 93 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:55,519 - Steal second! - I think I'm gonna puke! 94 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:57,555 - Hey, who's on first? - Touchdown! 95 00:05:57,657 --> 00:06:00,421 - [ Barney Yelling ] - [ Tires Screeching ] 96 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:05,123 - [ Homer ] Safe.! - [ All Whooping ] 97 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:11,301 - Hey, Carl? Isotopes! - [ All Muttering ] 98 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:20,343 ##[ All Singing Rock ] 99 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:29,083 - [ Screams ] - Whoop. Careful. 100 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:34,626 [ Munching ] Wow. You look really hungover, Dad. 101 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,627 What did you do last night? 102 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:39,562 Last night? Um- 103 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:42,930 ##[ Piano ] 104 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:57,076 ##[ Ominous Chord ] 105 00:06:57,183 --> 00:07:00,084 Mm, uh, hello, big Maggie. 106 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:02,017 Yes.! Yes.! Yes.! 107 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:05,147 - Someone trashed the school! - What the ''dillio''? 108 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,659 Where this morning the three R's stand for ''rowdiness''... 109 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:11,525 ''ransacking'' and ''e-responsibility.'' 110 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:13,531 - Any suspects, Chief? - None. 111 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:18,502 That's why we're jumping to the conclusion that this was the work of no-good punk kids. 112 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,970 - Kids? - Therefore, effective immediately... 113 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:23,166 I am imposing a curfew. 114 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:27,076 Any kid caught on the street after dark will be shot... 115 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,638 or returned to their parents, as the situation may warrant. 116 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,843 - Whoa! - Curfew? 117 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,352 Serves you little punks right. 118 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:39,016 Maybe next time you'll think before- Oh, my God! 119 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:43,562 Look what those rotten kids did to my car! 120 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,928 The cops can't just slap a curfew on us! We have rights! 121 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:54,438 Sure you do. You have the right to remain silent. 122 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:56,201 [ Both Laughing ] 123 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,573 - That was cold-blooded, Marge. - Yeah. 124 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:01,875 But it's not fair. Adults always blame kids for everything. 125 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:05,439 Well, if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? 126 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:09,078 Acting childish, kidnapping, child abuse. 127 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:12,521 - What about adultery? - Not until you're older, Son. 128 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,923 [ Children Giggling ] 129 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,927 Okay, go deep! 130 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,998 - Ice cream truck! - [ Excited Shouting ] 131 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,591 I was here first! Get out of my way! 132 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:27,696 - ## [ Cheerful Tune ] - [ Children Laughing ] 133 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,435 [ Siren Wailing ] 134 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:34,274 Achtung, babies! Curfew is in effect! 135 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,473 Return to your homes immediately. 136 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,516 [ Screaming ] 137 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,643 [ Boy Whining ] I don't want to return home. 138 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:44,218 All right. Let's see some I.D.'s, boys. 139 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:47,588 [ Scoffs ] You two scofflaws are violating curfew. 140 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,752 I'm taking you downtown. 141 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,422 Oh, uh, sorry to disturb you, Dr. Hibbert. 142 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,432 [ Deep Voice ] Not at all, officer. 143 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,503 [ Laughing ] 144 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:03,107 Oh, what a beautiful night. Fireflies, full moon- 145 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,370 And here we are, locked inside. 146 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,606 Kids, the carnival's in town for one night only! 147 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,182 And they've got cotton candy and hats with feathers! 148 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,912 And there's no lines, because all the stupid kids have curfew! 149 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,989 So- Oh, right. Sorry. 150 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,956 [ Giggling ] 151 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,960 [ Both Sighing ] 152 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,826 Why don't you kids play one of your old board games? 153 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,799 When was the last time you played Citizenship? 154 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,335 - Energy Shortage? - Hippo in the House? 155 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,337 [ Marge ] Ooh, the Game of Lent.! 156 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:36,966 - [ Groans ] Can't we just go to bed? - It's only 5:30. 157 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,011 Fine. We'll play Hippo in the House. 158 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:44,606 - Oh, the hippo's missing. - [ Both Groaning ] 159 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:48,983 You think that's bad. I had to talk to my mom all night. 160 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:52,615 She's got problems. Scary problems. 161 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,625 Adults blow. 162 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,558 Yeah,just look at 'em over there. 163 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:58,926 Smokin' their cigarettes. 164 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,931 Drinkin' their coffee. 165 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,933 Scratchin' their big butts. 166 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:06,129 Your metabolism will change someday too, young man. 167 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:08,729 [ Mutters, Clears Throat ] 168 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:11,708 [ Motor Humming ] 169 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:16,441 That oughta show little Timmy and Tammy Scumbag who's in charge around here. 170 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,712 Gee, Chief, all those gears and motors must've cost a fortune. 171 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:23,152 -Well, you gotta spend money to make money, Lou. -Mm-hmm. 172 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:27,454 [ Yawns ] You wanna hold it for a while? 173 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,460 Nah. 174 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,429 - ## [ Humming ] - Marge, kite. 175 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,522 Hey, there is one thing we could do. 176 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,727 [ Gasps ] Lise, no! It's prime time! 177 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,031 You robbed me of my manhood! 178 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,368 That's petty theft. 179 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,238 - [ TVAudience ] Ooh! - Don't go there. 180 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:47,574 [ Laughing, Applause ] 181 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,272 Don't Go There will be right back. 182 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,283 - Oh, no it won't. - Wait.! There's a commercial.! 183 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,912 [ Wolf Howling ] 184 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,047 - Oh, yeah. - Whoa. 185 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:01,058 - [ Wolves Snarling ] - [ Man Narrating ] Forty years ago... 186 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,220 a film appeared that was so shocking, so terrifying... 187 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,527 it was sealed in a concrete vault deep beneath the earth. 188 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,693 But even the new management of Sony TriStar... 189 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:14,068 could not contain the pure evil of... The Bloodening. 190 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,698 [ Woman Screaming ] 191 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,640 Milhouse, do you see what's on Channel 6? 192 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:22,407 Uh, yeah. It's really something. [ Screams ] 193 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:26,007 - [ Screaming ] - A registered nurse trained in the treatment of terror... 194 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:29,576 will be on duty during the showing of The Bloodening. 195 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,782 [ Eerie Laughing ] 196 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:35,383 [ TVAnnouncer ] Now playing at the Springfield Drive-In... after dark. 197 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:38,588 Milhouse, spread the word. We're seeing this movie tonight. 198 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:42,099 That's right. We're breaking curfew. 199 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,807 Come on! 200 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,577 - I'm breaking curfew, Mom! - [ Mother ] We're out of Skoal.! 201 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:06,090 ''Due to the likelihood of fear-induced heart attacks... 202 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:09,855 we're offering all patrons million-dollar life insurance policies.'' 203 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:13,523 Life insurance? Hmm. Will I be able to borrow against the equity? 204 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:16,123 I don't know, sir. It comes free with the popcorn. 205 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,135 - Is that air-popped? - Skinner.! 206 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,705 - We're losing valuable make-out time. - [ Giggles ] 207 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:25,237 [ Grunting ] A little help. 208 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:29,542 - Sure. - [ Grunts, Groans ] 209 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:33,015 - [ Grunts ] Lisa. - Nelson. 210 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:37,920 ## [ Chorus Singing ] 211 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:42,293 [ Wolves Howling ] 212 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,030 Get off of my moor, you mischievous weans! 213 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:51,001 [ English Accent ] Actually, we prefer to stay. 214 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,932 You're thinking about hurting us. 215 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,270 - [ Gasps ] - Now you're thinking... 216 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,503 ''How did they know what I was thinking?'' 217 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:03,878 Now you're thinking, ''I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.'' 218 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,450 [ Gasping ] 219 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,254 [ Screaming ] 220 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,255 - Wow! - They showed him! 221 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:14,724 Man, I never liked Shakespeare until now. 222 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,091 - [ Crowd Chattering ] - Right, you little blighters. 223 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:19,187 We've had quite enough of your evil mischief. 224 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,391 But you're the one who's been bad. 225 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,400 You've been sneaking puddings. 226 00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:25,436 But- But how did you know? 227 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,302 We know all your secrets. 228 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,307 And you pilfered the poor box. 229 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:33,071 - [ Gasps ] - And, Doctor, we know that you and the bootblack... 230 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:37,081 have been rogering the fishwife in the crumpet shop. 231 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,878 - [ Gasps ] Lies! - How dare you! 232 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,384 Get them! Quickly! 233 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,785 We can't have that. 234 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,119 [ All Gasping ] 235 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:54,096 [ All Grunting, Groaning ] 236 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,532 [ Screaming ] 237 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,603 - Take that, you suckers! - Stick him with the pitchfork! 238 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,332 - Way to go! - In your face, fishwife! 239 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,834 Enjoying the movie, kids? 240 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,912 [ All Screaming ] 241 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:10,311 Listen up, punks. The moral of the story is... 242 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:13,510 the adults always win. 243 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:16,383 [ Screams ] 244 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,355 For crying out loud, Eddie. You scared the hell out of me. 245 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,985 Sorry, Chief. [ Chuckles ] 246 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:28,230 [ Groaning ] 247 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,634 Don't forget to clean under the jowls. 248 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,002 That spot is Club Med for mildew. 249 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,469 And let this be a lesson to you! 250 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:42,604 Kids never learn! [ Snickers ] 251 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,343 [ Groaning, Coughing ] 252 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:49,182 Oh, that is it! I'm tired of being pushed around by grown-ups! 253 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,279 It's time to fight back! 254 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,018 - Yeah! - Fight back! Fight back! 255 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:57,254 Man, if we had eye power like those kids in that movie... 256 00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:00,093 we could read the adults' mind and tell their secrets... 257 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:03,032 and make 'em pitchfork each other and junk! 258 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,433 - Oh, yeah! - Wait! 259 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,528 We don't need supernatural powers. 260 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,608 We already know their secrets. 261 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,836 She's right. Homer's done a ton of crap that never made the papers. 262 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:16,210 My mom shoplifts all the time. Stuff she doesn't even need. 263 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,045 My dad gets in car accidents on purpose. 264 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,051 Great. This is all gold. 265 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,553 [ Milhouse ] We gotta spread this stuff around. 266 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,556 Let's put it on the Internet! 267 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:29,059 [ Bart ] No! We have to reach people whose opinions actually matter. 268 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:32,221 And I think I know how. Why don't we- 269 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:35,732 - I can get my dad's amplifier from the garage. - Yeah, that's a good idea. 270 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,598 Attention, hemline and midriff monitors. 271 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,899 - [ Glass Squeaking ] - [ Gasps ] 272 00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:42,871 Willie, get my Windex! 273 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:46,942 [ Snoring ] 274 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:52,716 [ Cat Screeches ] 275 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:56,515 200 channels, nothin' but cats. 276 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:09,360 So, Marge, ready for another episode of Don't Go There? 277 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,436 I'm tired of that show. 278 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:14,802 But I've been hearing good things about Talk to the Hand. 279 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:18,399 Tom Shales says the writing ''snaps, crackles and pops.'' 280 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,705 Okay. Whatever takes my mind off my life. 281 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,748 ## [ Chorus Singing ] 282 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:27,649 Hey, look what I found! Grampa's old radio. 283 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:32,019 Oh, wouldn't it be grand to gather round and have a listen? 284 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,718 Well, turn something on. I'm startin' to think! 285 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,625 [ Changing Stations ] 286 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,059 [ F.D.R.'s Voice ] A date which will live in infamy. 287 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,535 Good evening, adults. We interrupt this broadcast... 288 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,198 to bring you a very special presentation. 289 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,503 Tonight's program is entitled- 290 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,841 [ Together] We Know All Your Secrets. 291 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:58,041 Boring! Go back to that ''infamy'' guy. 292 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:01,210 [ Bart On Radio ] Constable Wiggum likes to act tough... 293 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,847 but he also likes to walk the beat in control-top panty hose. 294 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,517 - [ Both Gasp ] - [ Chuckles ] 295 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:10,424 Well, it's not like that's a crime. 296 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,661 has been stealing supplies from the school cafeteria. 297 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,262 [ Gasps ] Edna! How could you? 298 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,274 Don't get up. I'll bus my own tray. 299 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,874 - And now we come to Mr. Homer Simpson. - [ Screams ] 300 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,645 Did you know he likes to eat out of the Flanders' garbage? 301 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:37,279 - Oh, Homer. - I have a problem. 302 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,654 Tune in tomorrow and every day until the curfew is lifted... 303 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:44,923 because we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about Springfield's other adults. 304 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,362 Well, at least they've already done me. 305 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,299 - And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson. - D'oh! 306 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,836 I've called this meeting to determine what to do... 307 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:56,567 about those blabbermouth kids and their creepy English accents. 308 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:59,235 Hey, shut up, Mayor! They're tellin' secrets again! 309 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:03,144 - [ Murmuring ] - Oh, I hope they don't reveal this is a comb-over. 310 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:08,276 [ Lisa With English Accent ] Our top secret tonight- gay divorcee Luann Van Houten... 311 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,845 has been cheating on her boyfriend, Pyro... 312 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,687 with his best friend, Gyro. 313 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,421 How many times have I fought beside you, Gyro? 314 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,724 And this is how you repay me? 315 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:23,928 - [ Both Grunting ] - Pyro! Gyro! Settle down! 316 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,403 Can't we shut down that infernal transmitter? 317 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,872 - Can't we just blow it up? - You go ahead, girlfriend! 318 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,637 - They're the worst! - Yeah! 319 00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:35,406 - Say it again, girl! - Settle down, people. 320 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:39,109 As we speak, Chief Wiggum is tracking down those little squealers... 321 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:42,016 using the latest in crime-fighting technology. 322 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,215 Uh, I got nothing. How about you, Frinky? 323 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:49,488 I have captured the signal and am presently triangulating the vectors... 324 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,893 and compressing the data down... 325 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:54,864 in order to express it as a function of my hand. 326 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:55,400 They're over there! 327 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:55,889 They're over there! 328 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,768 And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license? 329 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,436 - [ Gulps ] - That's right. Homer Simpson. 330 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,173 - [ Homer ] D'oh.! - Freeze, you little shock jocks! 331 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,647 [ Guns Cocking ] 332 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,523 Brilliant. They transduced amplitude modulation... 333 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:22,424 via the concavity of that oversized beverage conveyance. 334 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,190 I mean, that is some clever ''viving.'' 335 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,390 All right, you kids, come down now. 336 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,059 - We promise we won't kill ya. - Speak for yourself. 337 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,196 Bart, get down here! I'm gonna spank you back to the Stone Age! 338 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,206 You can't make us come down! 339 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,299 You adults are always givin' us orders! 340 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,173 You kids are always disobeying them. 341 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,804 Well, adults treat kids like children! 342 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,406 Kids treat adults like cash machines! 343 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,541 - Adults! - Kids! 344 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:47,641 - Adults! - Kids! 345 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:48,981 - Adults! - Kids! 346 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:52,079 ## [ Singing Musical Comedy ] 347 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,651 - ## [ Continues ] - [ Marge Groans ] 348 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:23,117 - ## [ Continues ] - [ Cat Screeches ] 349 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,514 - [ Screams ] - ## [ Continues ] 350 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:05,523 ## [ Ends ] 351 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,602 We're gonna teach all you rug rats a lesson. 352 00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:14,729 Oh, yeah? What can you old people do to us? 353 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,570 - Yeah, you old fogeys! - Buzz off, you old- 354 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,576 - What do you got? - You're all wrinkly! 355 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:21,578 Somebody should iron you! 356 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:25,138 This is Kent Brockman reporting from... my own home... 357 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:29,118 in accordance with the new curfew for anyone under 7 0. 358 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:32,019 - Mm, I can't believe that passed. - [ Grumbling ] 359 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,582 I warned you guys that seniors always vote in record numbers. 360 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:39,186 The controversial measure passed by a single vote. 361 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,766 [ Groans ] You really should've voted, Homer. 362 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,131 [ Scoffs ] It wouldn't have made a difference. 363 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,728 Lights out, you punk kids! 364 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:52,942 Yea! We took back the night! 365 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,878 Hey, fellas! Hey, you wanna stop with the kicking? 366 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,109 My pills are in that can.! 367 00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:03,278 Good gravy.! I don't kick your things. 368 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:07,324 When you're trying to breathe on the machine, do I go up and kick it? 369 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:10,327 Oh, now look at that. It went down the sewer.! You happy? 370 00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:13,364 I'm gonna sue now.! Now it's time for the lawyers.! 371 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,763 - Shh. - Don't tell me to shush, you stupid lady! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net