0 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:07,002 ##[ Chorus Singing ] 1 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:20,086 [ Bell Ringing ] 2 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:27,720 [ Whistle Blowing ] 3 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:31,996 [ Beeping ] 4 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,728 ## [Jazzy Solo ] 5 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,626 [ Beeping ] 6 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,628 [ Tires Screeching ] 7 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,023 D'oh! [ Screams ] 8 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:12,736 - [ All Gasp ] - [ Channel Changes ] 9 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:24,415 [ Snoring ] 10 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,417 [ Chattering ] 11 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:28,419 Hey, hey. Settle down, children. 12 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:31,422 Now, who's ever wondered how the post office works? 13 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:36,490 - No one? - I did until we came here last year. 14 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:40,191 Ah, yes, last year. Anyway, look. 15 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,531 Here comes our guide for the day, Postmaster Bill. 16 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:45,900 [ Chuckling ] Howdy, partners. 17 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:48,132 Welcome to your post office. 18 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,436 Wow! It's ours? 19 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:54,872 - [ Skinner ] Bart.! - Be with you in a minute. 20 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:57,347 This is the lobby where customers come... 21 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,782 for all their ''postalistic'' needs. 22 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,548 ''Legends of comedy,'' my tuchus.! 23 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:05,522 What has Fatty Arbuckle done that I haven't done? 24 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,752 This machine reads zip codes. 25 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,228 These five digits tell us where to direct your mail. 26 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:14,596 But it's nine digits now. What's the point of these other four numbers? 27 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,965 Those are citizen relocation codes. 28 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:20,597 With any luck, we'll never need 'em. 29 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:24,643 - She's onto us. Should I flood the chamber? - Not yet. Let's get some lunch. 30 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:28,305 Well, children, any questions for Postmaster Bill? 31 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:30,609 You ever gone on a killing spree? 32 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:36,385 No, no. The day of the gun-toting, disgruntled postman... 33 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,481 shooting up the place went out with the Macarena. 34 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:42,584 Well, I'm just glad I work at an elementary school. 35 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:46,426 And this is where our employees gather to unwind... 36 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,661 after a hard day of serving the public. 37 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:52,101 Bingo! Birthday card! 38 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,264 - Graduation! - Ding-ding-ding! Wedding! 39 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:56,706 [ All Cheering ] 40 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:58,902 [ Chuckling, Moans ] 41 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,879 I'm sure you all heard of the dead letter office. 42 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:04,176 Well, as a souvenir of your visit... 43 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:08,482 you can each help yourself to one piece of undeliverable mail. 44 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:11,079 - [ Cheering ] - I'll take you. 45 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:17,886 - [ Growling ] - I got some dog food! 46 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:20,625 I got my letter to Santa. 47 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:24,499 A coupon book? What am I gonna do with this piece of junk? 48 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:26,572 - Happy birthday, Dad. - Wow! 49 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,369 A Val-U-Qual coupon book! 50 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:32,444 Let's see. Ten percent off carpet cleaning. Ten! 51 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:36,504 [ Gasps ] Two pizzas for the price of one at Doughy's! 52 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:41,178 - Doughy's has terrible pizza. - Yeah, but there's two! 53 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:43,983 Oh, free foot pain analysis. 54 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:48,254 Oh, Marge. That's just a trick to get you in there, so they can cure your foot pain. 55 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:51,421 I guess. [ Moaning ] 56 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:55,490 See ya, kids. Me and my Val-U-Qual book are gonna paint the town red... 57 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,502 with savings! 58 00:03:57,604 --> 00:04:01,370 I'll start with a couple of pizzas, then a complimentary tango lesson. 59 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:05,570 And I'll cap it off with a smooth, refreshing colonic. 60 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:09,444 - Um, Dad? - ## [ Singing Upbeat Song ] 61 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:14,046 ##[ Continues ] 62 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:20,324 Now, this wheel balancing is free, right? 63 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,917 Oh, you betcha. Absolutely. 64 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:25,589 Uh, oh, oh, wait a minute. 65 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:28,166 These tires won't take a balance. 66 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,066 - They won't? - Nah, no. You hear that clunk? 67 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:34,264 - No. - That tells me you need four new tires. 68 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:38,401 - Really? - Yeah. Legally, I can't even let you drive out of here. 69 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:41,071 Oh, please, can't you let me slide this time? 70 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:45,139 Gee, I'd really like to, but if my boss found out- 71 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:48,812 What's going on over here? You gonna let this man drive out of here on unsafe tires? 72 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:52,015 - No, boss, I swear. - That's it. You're fired! 73 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,593 No, wait. This is all my fault. 74 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:59,097 Oh, if I could only turn back the clock and buy four new tires. 75 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,732 ##[ Instrumental Easy Listening ] 76 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,939 [ Moans ] 77 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:16,846 Ooh, I know that look. You came in for the free wheel balance... 78 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:19,281 and now it's costing you 500 simoleons. 79 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:22,252 - Six with the tip. - Hey, you got off easy. 80 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:26,018 I just came in to use the phone, and they got me for the whole Road King package- 81 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:29,288 alignment, shocks, Armor All, stem lube. 82 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:31,295 [ Laughing ] Stem lube. 83 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:34,855 Even I didn't fall for that, although winter is coming. 84 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:39,165 Man, we are a couple of grade-A suckers. 85 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:42,173 - Wally Kogen. - Hey, I know you. 86 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,209 We were in the same pyramid scheme. 87 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:48,872 Oh, don't remind me. Friends helping friends, my ass! 88 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:51,074 Say, you wanna grab a beer while we're waiting? 89 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,551 Yeah. I'm getting tired of them pointing and laughing at us. 90 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,422 [ Man ] The road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless. 91 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:06,191 - I mean, when you think about it. - Football's so great. 92 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:09,427 But now the two conference champs must survive... 93 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,026 a harrowing bye week that no one enjoys. 94 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:22,812 Bye weeks! Bronco Nagurski didn't get no bye weeks. 95 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:26,351 And now he's dead. Well, maybe they're a good thing. 96 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:29,182 Yeah, how 'bout that Super Bowl. You going this year? 97 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:31,188 Me? Nah. [ Gasps ] 98 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:34,020 Unless there's a coupon for it. Nah. 99 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,721 Well, I run the Springfield Travel Agency. 100 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,593 We've got a charter bus going down to the game. 101 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,599 You help us fill it, you can ride for free. 102 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:44,602 Homer Simpson at the Super Bowl? 103 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,733 Dang! That was my last quarterback. 104 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:51,435 Now what am I gonna do? You! 105 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:55,002 - Me? - Yeah, you. Get your hand off my wife's leg. 106 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:57,412 Sorry. 107 00:06:57,517 --> 00:07:02,614 It's a deal. Hey, Moe, you wanna come with me and Wally to the Super Bowl? 108 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:05,020 Oh, absolutely. My favorite team's in it. 109 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:07,752 The Atlanta Falcons. 110 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:11,956 Yeah, ever since I was a boy, I've always loved the Atlanta Falcons. 111 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:16,000 Yeah, they're good, but I wouldn't count out the Denver Broncos. 112 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,265 Yeah, I hear that President Clinton... 113 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:23,604 is gonna be watching with his wife, Hillary. 114 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:28,738 Come on, Lenny. I need four more guys to fill my Super Bowl bus. 115 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:30,748 - What do you say? - Nah. 116 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,750 - Come on! - Nah. 117 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,877 - Come on! - Nah. 118 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:37,512 - Oh, come on! - Ah- 119 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:41,719 Yes! Now that Lenny's in, Carl will fall like a domino. 120 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:44,353 I'm so happy you're going to the big game. 121 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:48,958 My dream has always been to see the Bolshoi Ballet. 122 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:51,332 Yeah, yeah. Do we have any pencils that work? 123 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:54,497 Wow. You've signed up quite a few people, Dad- 124 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,508 the Sea Captain, Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, the Squeaky-voiced Teen. 125 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,314 I gotta hand it to you, Homer. It's really a good group. 126 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,545 Yeah, not a dame in sight. 127 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:11,248 Oh, thank God. Now we can stop holding it in. 128 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,258 [ All Sighing ] 129 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:18,388 All aboard for Miami. 130 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,729 - [ Grunting ] - [ Barney ] I don't know if I can last that long. 131 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:26,628 Super Bowl, please, and step on it. 132 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:30,231 - [ All Cheering ] - Hey, wait up! 133 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,641 Aw, crap. It's that pip-squeak Rudy. 134 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,246 - What is it, Rudy? - Can I come too? 135 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,649 Forget it, kid. You're too small to go to the Super Bowl. 136 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:43,847 But what I lack in size I make up for in... 137 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:46,083 obnoxiousness. 138 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,752 [ All Cheering ] 139 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,833 ##[ Upbeat Song ] 140 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:04,037 Well, sports fans, I see you've located the beer supply. 141 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:07,271 So, let's all enjoy it in moderation. 142 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,907 - [ Man ] Boo.! - Hey, don't make me come back there. 143 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,485 Seriously now, if you have any questions... 144 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,282 just ask our team leader, Homer Simpson. 145 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,653 ## [ Drunkenly Humming ] 146 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,352 Or me. Better ask me. 147 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:28,399 [ Sighs ] It's so nice to have a peaceful weekend together. 148 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,231 - Yeah, I'm bored too. - Mm-hmm. 149 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:35,433 Hey, why don't we do one of those craft kits Aunt Patty always gives us. 150 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:40,979 Hmm. Oh! How 'bout paint by numbers? 151 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,208 - It's so rigid and uncreative. - Okay. 152 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:48,515 - Oh, leather craft. - Oh, those poor, helpless cows! 153 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:52,751 Mm-hmm. What about clay? You got any problem with clay? 154 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:55,088 Hey, what's this? 155 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,685 ''Vincent Price's Egg Magic.'' 156 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:58,531 Wow. What are we waiting for? 157 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,236 [ All Laughing ] 158 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,239 Now look what you've done. 159 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:12,573 All right, all right. You guys have had way too much booze. 160 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:15,579 - Last call. - [ Excited Chattering ] 161 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,716 Come on, come on. Gimme an excuse. 162 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:25,086 Pro Player Stadium. Super Bowl. 163 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:28,024 - [ All Cheering ] - [ Gunshots ] 164 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:32,164 Hey, all right! 165 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,164 [ Bleating ] 166 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,166 [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry. 167 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:39,897 - The guys made kind of a mess in your bathroom. - What bathroom? 168 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:43,305 Uh, okay, fellas. Enjoy the pregame fun. 169 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,309 I don't wanna be a Panicky Pete... 170 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:47,743 but it's Sunday and I haven't been to church yet. 171 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,975 No problem. The N.F.L.'s got you covered. 172 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:54,883 And that the wandering Oakland Raiders may someday find a home. 173 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:58,616 Lord, hear our prayer. Can I get an amen to that? 174 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,919 [ All ] Amen! 175 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,461 Cool! The N.F.L.'s oldest surviving player. 176 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:08,158 - I'm 53 years young. - [ Shuddering ] 177 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:09,825 Whoo! 178 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,869 Hey, Troy Aikman! 179 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,871 So, Ned, you like dune buggies? 180 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,271 Well, not my cup of- 181 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:19,139 Sure you do. Everyone likes dune buggies. 182 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,550 Great spiral, Daniel! 183 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,642 Man, that hurts. 184 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,483 Excuse me. Coming through. Friends of Dan Marino. 185 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:33,057 Okay, Dan, fire away! 186 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:36,026 I'm Dan's manager. This is Dan. 187 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,596 - Go long, son. - Yes, sir. 188 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,935 [ Whimpering ] 189 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:47,437 I'm catching a pass from Dan Marino. This is the greatest moment of my- 190 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,735 Whoo-hoo! Homer Simpson with a pick! 191 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:54,040 - Hey, Bubba, Hacksaw, get that moron. - [ Growling ] 192 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,671 - Uh-oh. Lateral to Bart. - [ Growling Continues ] 193 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:59,478 - D'oh! My spine. - [ Bone Snaps ] 194 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:07,384 Oh, honey, that is egg-ceptional. 195 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,627 Okay, now we just have to stick the feet on. 196 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,723 Right. 197 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:19,032 Hmm. Lisa, I don't want to alarm you, but I'm not finding any. 198 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,107 But it clearly says ''feet included.'' They have to be here. 199 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,438 No. Nothing. 200 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:28,206 I can't believe Vincent Price would lend his name to such a shoddy product. 201 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,976 - Now what do we do? - Let's call the company. 202 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,780 Mom, this was made in 1 967. They're probably out of business. 203 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,787 Well, we'll just see. 204 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,824 Murray Hill 5-923 2. 205 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,825 [ Line Ringing ] 206 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,827 Hello. This is Vincent Price. 207 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,921 [ Gasps ] It's Vincent Price! I thought he was dead. 208 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:51,526 You should know the grave could never tame me. [ Sinister Laughter] 209 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:55,869 Oh, Mr. Price. I loved you in The Abominable Doc- 210 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:59,035 If you are calling about the missing feet, leave your address... 211 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:03,343 and the replacement feet will be rushed to you by my grandson Jody. 212 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:07,681 And now I must return to the sweet embrace of the crypt. 213 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,779 But I'll be back. [ Sinister Laughter ] 214 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,915 So, is he alive or not? 215 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,892 - [ Machine Beeps ] - 7 42 Evergreen Terrace. 216 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,156 Springfield- ''Oh, hiya,'' Maude. 217 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,822 Come on in. 218 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,801 Who needs tickets? Tickets, right here. How 'bout you, slick? 219 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,373 Scalping tickets to the Super Bowl. 220 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,433 Have you no shame, sir? I should give you a royal caning. 221 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,412 [ All Shouting Agreement ] 222 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,744 Hey, I'm just trying to make an honest buck. 223 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,876 Ah, get lost, you bloodsucking parasite. 224 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,386 Wally and I have all the tickets we need. 225 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:47,186 Uh, sorry, fellas, but these tickets are counterfeit. 226 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,158 - What? - Counterfeit? 227 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,161 Yeah, see, the hologram's missing... 228 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,561 and there's no such team as the Spungos... 229 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,898 and finally, these seem to be printed on some sort of cracker. 230 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,903 Stop eating our tickets! 231 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:03,099 Oh, how could I fall for fake tickets? 232 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,734 Gee, the fellas are gonna be crestfallen. 233 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,439 Yes, if by ''crestfallen'' you mean ''kill us''. 234 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,038 Listen, let me talk to them. Maybe I can smooth this over. 235 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,118 My friends- 236 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,779 - They don't have the tickets! - Kill 'em! 237 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:19,449 My friends- Ow! All right, I'll get you into the game! 238 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,627 Excuse me, uh, Mr. Scalper, sir. 239 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,630 Have I told you that I love you? 240 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:29,826 Forget it. You'll just hurt me like all the others. 241 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,403 Okay, Moe, I believe you had me by the throat. 242 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,529 Reverend Lovejoy was working the body. 243 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,540 Wait. Dad, look! 244 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:41,209 Hello. Gentlemen, I have an idea. 245 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:47,850 - Run! - [ All Cheering ] 246 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:51,150 - Get back here! - We can still make the kickoff. 247 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:56,058 - Here comes the kick. - [ Cheer Building Up ] 248 00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:59,221 - Ow! - [ All ] Yea! 249 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,765 As a doctor, I'd say he's had enough. 250 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,165 But as a football fan- 251 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,034 - [ Cheer Building Up ] - [ Screams ] 252 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,175 [ Wind Gusting ] 253 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,153 [ Honking ] 254 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,156 ##[ Rock ] 255 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:42,665 [ Man Over TV] The Catholic Church- we've made a few changes: 256 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,107 These Super Bowl commercials are weird. 257 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,578 [ Man ]Just about ready for the second quarter here in Miami. 258 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,913 I tell you, Pat, that wild first quarter blew out my Telestrator. 259 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:56,647 - And now the fans are screaming for more. - [ Screaming ] 260 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:59,883 - Let us out of here! - Relax, Simpson. Relax. 261 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,892 A little-known fact about jail cells... 262 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:05,623 is they always have one phony bar for, like, emergencies. 263 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:09,667 Real. Real. Real. Real. Real. 264 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:13,295 So by the process of elimination, this one is the fake. 265 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,635 [ Groaning ] That's painful. 266 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,642 [ Crowd Cheering On TV] 267 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:21,542 Ah, nuts. That sounds like a touchdown. 268 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,582 - [ All Moaning ] - No, no, no. I know my roars. 269 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,174 And that was most definitely a safety. 270 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,345 - [ All Moaning ] - Oh, man! 271 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,083 Gosh, fellas, to see you all stuck in here when... 272 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:36,992 even guys in China can watch all the action from their town squares or what have you... 273 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,065 well, I just feel pretty doggone bad. 274 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,931 If they were electing a president of Dumbville, I'd have to nominate me. 275 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,403 - You got my vote. - We're never gonna get out of- 276 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,839 Psst, cleaning lady. Would you let us out of here? 277 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:55,209 - Me? I'm Dolly Parton. - I didn't ask for your life story. Just give me the key. 278 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:59,182 Young man, where I come from, the South, folks say ''please.'' 279 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:02,913 And besides, I gotta go sing a medley with Rob Lowe and Stump. 280 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,456 - Dolly, wait! - Wally? 281 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,457 You know Dolly Parton? 282 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,926 Yeah. I book a lot of package tours to Dollywood and EuroDollywood. 283 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,294 - That's in Alabama. - Wally Kogen! 284 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,232 What are you doing in Super Bowl jail? 285 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:20,169 - Ask her if she'll go out with me. - We had a little ticket snafu. 286 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,400 Do you think you can bust old Wally and his pals outta the pokey? 287 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:27,275 Well, I do have some of my extra-strength makeup remover. 288 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,210 Shield your eyes. 289 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,586 [ Excited Murmuring ] 290 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,212 - Thanks, Miss Parton. - [ Barney ] Way to go, Dolly. 291 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,223 - [ Bart ] Thanks, babe. - Will you go out with me? 292 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:43,021 Oh, look at the time. I better scoot to that halftime show. 293 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,926 See y'all! 294 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,999 Man, that's gonna be some show. 295 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,729 Who's ready for some football? 296 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,737 Football! 297 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,502 ##[ Upbeat Rock ] 298 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,272 Hey, Homer, we've been running around cheering for an hour. 299 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:07,784 - Where the hell's the game? - [ All Murmuring Agreement ] 300 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:11,788 You guys are following me? I was following Flanders. 301 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:15,792 Hey, look what I found. 302 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,623 - Whoa! - [ Excited Murmuring ] 303 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,360 - Hey! - [ Crowd Cheering ] 304 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,063 - Hey, somebody just scored. - [ Homer] Coming in a minute. 305 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:29,106 - [ Chattering ] - [ Belches ] 306 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,675 [ Homer] Hey, it's the beer copter! 307 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,242 - What the bloody hell? - Hit the road, gramps. 308 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,344 This is a private skybox. 309 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:47,357 I'm Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire tyrant. And this is my skybox. 310 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,825 If you're Rupert Murdoch, prove it. 311 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:52,396 - [ Whispering ] - [ Whispering ] 312 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:56,559 - ##[ Fanfare ] - [ Crowd ] Hi, Rupert! 313 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,637 - [ All ] Uh-oh. - Well, I'm convinced. 314 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,798 Tell you what, Mr. Murdoch. Let's just split the difference. 315 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:06,708 The boys and I will just crouch here quietly and take it easy on the snacks- 316 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,837 Silence! 317 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:12,405 - Seize them! - [ Gasping ] 318 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,653 Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! 319 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,723 [ Crowd Cheering ] 320 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,816 The game! We're so close. Follow me, boys. 321 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:25,226 We're finally going to the Super- [ Screams ] 322 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,958 - [ Player] We did it! We're number one! - We're rich! 323 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,398 - How does it feel? - Did you ever stop believing? 324 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,993 Does this suit make me look fat? 325 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,939 - Players and V.I.P.s only. - [ All Moan ] 326 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,812 I can't believe it. We're actually in the winning locker room. 327 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,145 Whoo! I'm going to Disneyland! 328 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:49,414 Really? 'Cause I'm a travel agent and I've heard nothing but bad things. 329 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,950 - [ All Grunting ] - Let go! 330 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,194 - [ Ringing ] - Y'ello? 331 00:19:57,296 --> 00:20:00,493 - Hello. This is President Clinton. - Hey, how you doing? 332 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:05,229 Your determination and grit under extreme pressure are an inspiration. 333 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:09,103 - The whole country is proud of you. - Well, it's about time! 334 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,472 And on behalf of America, I'd like to- 335 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,477 Ow! 336 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,638 All right, Lovejoy! You're gonna get it. 337 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:20,411 Hello? Hello? I command you to answer me! Hello? 338 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,750 Al, do you have to do that right now? 339 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,417 What are you gonna do with your Super Bowl ring, Carl? 340 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,121 I'll probably give it to my wife. It's our anniversary today. 341 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,629 [ All Sighing ] 342 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,631 Dad, that doesn't belong to you. 343 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,792 But this might be my last chance to win one. 344 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:41,100 We sure put together a heck of a trip, Homer. Ever thought about being a travel agent? 345 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,572 Wally, I'd be lying if I said I hadn't. 346 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,838 'Cause you can really ''go places'' in the travel business. 347 00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:50,779 - Huh? Feel free to use that one. - What one? 348 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,285 Well,John, what did you think of tonight's episode? 349 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:59,687 I loved it. The last-minute addition of Wally Kogen to the lineup... 350 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:02,225 was a bit of a gamble, but it really paid off. 351 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:05,785 Marge and Lisa painting eggs- did that work for you? 352 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:09,663 Oh, big-time! They came off the bench with a huge effort... 353 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,965 that allowed Homer and Bart to make some significant gains. 354 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:16,472 Did it strike you as odd that in a Super Bowl show with Dolly Parton... 355 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,941 we didn't see any football or singing? 356 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:22,673 I hadn't thought about it, Pat. But in retrospect, it was kind of a rip-off. 357 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,840 What a way to treat the loyal fans... 358 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:28,010 who've put up with so much nonsense from this franchise. 359 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,817 - Any final thoughts? - Nah, I'm too mad. Let's get the heck out of here. 360 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:36,924 All aboard, boys. I've been waiting for you. 361 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,395 Now, I'll tell you- that doesn't make a lick of sense! 362 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,728 I know. Just get on the bus. 363 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:45,030 - [ Gears Grinding ] - [ Price ] Where's that infernal clutch? 364 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,971 - Wait, wait. I'll get it. - [ Boy ] Give it some gas, Grandpa. 365 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,941 Oh, quiet,Jody. You're not helping. 366 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,106 ##[ Rock ] 367 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,751 ##[ Instrumental Easy Listening ] 368 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,757 [ Rupert Murdoch ] Silence.! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net