0 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:07,236 ##[ Chorus Singing ] 1 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,918 [ Bell Ringing ] 2 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:27,851 [ Whistle Blowing ] 3 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,230 [ Beeping ] 4 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:39,971 ## [Jazzy Solo ] 5 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,859 [ Beeping ] 6 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:03,861 [ Tires Screeching ] 7 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,256 D'oh! [ Screams ] 8 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:12,938 ## [ Humming ] 9 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:25,909 [ Man Announcing ] The start of television's second-most exciting season- 10 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:30,581 mid-season- is just 200 exciting seconds away! 11 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:32,157 - Door? - Locked. 12 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,885 - Phone? - Unplugged. 13 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:35,119 - Dog? Cat? - Taped and corked. 14 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,692 - Ooh! - [ Homer, Bart Laughing ] 15 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:46,636 [ Announcer ] And at 9:30, All in the Family 1 999. 16 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:48,639 Oh, geez there. 17 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:50,709 They got me livin' with an African-American... 18 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:53,438 a Semite-American and a woman-American there! 19 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:55,741 And I'm glad! I love youse all! 20 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:59,683 I love everybody! I wish I'd saved my money from the first show. 21 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:03,745 Oh, I can't wait. Look, Marge. I had a scorecard printed up... 22 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,381 at that all-night scorecard place. 23 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:08,120 Isn't mid-season just a dumping ground for second-rate shows... 24 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,196 that weren't good enough for the fall schedule? 25 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,264 You're thinking of all the other years. 26 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:14,560 This year's shows are classics. 27 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:17,135 There's The Laughter Family. That's animated. 28 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:20,604 Networks like animation 'cause they don't have to pay the actors squat! 29 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:23,642 [ Altered Voice ] Plus they can replace them, and no one can tell the diddly-ifference. 30 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:26,769 [ Announcer] And now mid-season kicks off with Admiral Baby. 31 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,780 Yee-hee-hee! 32 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:33,452 We're taking the entire 6th Fleet to Candy Island? 33 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:36,579 - Those are the admiral's orders. - [ Babbling ] 34 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:38,589 [ Canned Laughter] 35 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:40,591 [ Groans ] 36 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:44,322 It's hard to believe someone that young could have risen to the rank of admiral. 37 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,330 Gee! 38 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:49,299 I never thought I'd say this about a TV show... 39 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:52,166 but this is kind of stupid. 40 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:54,740 Hey! Police Cops. 41 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,332 That sounds like a lethal combination. 42 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:04,114 Let's get this bank back to our hideout, and we'll break into it later. 43 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,685 - [ Siren Wailing ] - It's the cops! 44 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:09,516 Worse. The police cops. 45 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,484 [ Grunting ] 46 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,523 [ Shouts ] 47 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:19,860 [ Screams ] 48 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:22,491 - This isn't bad. - Isn't bad? 49 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:25,230 Tell me one thing mankind's ever done that's any better. 50 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:27,329 - The Renaissance. - This is better. 51 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,374 - [ Grunts ] - Let's book 'em and roll. 52 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:31,773 And that's the end of that chapter. 53 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,946 You men saved my bank. 54 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,711 [ Chuckles ] I'd like to donate $40 to charity in your honor. 55 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,843 But, uh, I don't know your names. 56 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:44,822 - Lance Kaufman. - Simpson. Detective Homer Simpson. 57 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:47,484 [ Gasps ] 58 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:50,119 His name's like my name! 59 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,425 - [ Giggling ] - Ooh! 60 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,160 [ Chuckling ] I don't get it, Homer. 61 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:58,101 You're a millionaire, and you've got all the babes you want. 62 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:00,229 Why aren't you living it up in your palace in Europe? 63 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:03,935 Well, let's just say I... hate crime. 64 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:05,840 - [ Groaning ] - [ Gunshot ] 65 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:08,311 - [ Grunts ] - [ Gasps ] 66 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,507 Arrest that guy. 67 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,983 And that's the end of that chapter. 68 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:20,352 Wow! They've captured my personality perfectly. 69 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:23,987 - Did you see the way Daddy caught that bullet? - That's not really you, Dad. 70 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,589 He's just a fictional character who happens to have the same name. 71 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,225 Don't confuse Daddy, Lisa. 72 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,304 Homer, it's just a coincidence... 73 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:36,136 like that guy named Anthony Michael Hall who stole your car stereo. 74 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,766 Right. Coincidence. 75 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:41,313 [ Rings ] 76 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:45,350 Another person wants to congratulate you for having a famous name. 77 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:49,649 Y'ello. Yes, this is the original Homer Simpson. 78 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,656 Who's this? 79 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:55,717 The Debbie Pinson, who was the homecoming queen in high school? 80 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:57,796 Yes, I'm still available. 81 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,865 No, he's not! 82 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,366 Marge, that was Debbie Pinson! 83 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,096 Debbie Pinson! 84 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:07,638 - No dating! - [ Groans ] 85 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:11,107 -[ Bird Cawing ] - Hey, Homer. Homer, check it out! 86 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:14,668 - Bottom of page 1 2. - ''Local man has same name. 87 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,045 ''A TV character has the same name... 88 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,948 as Springfield resident Homer Simpson.'' 89 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:24,422 - Hey, you're famous! - And that's the end of that chapter. 90 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,424 - [ Chuckling ] - Wow! 91 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,824 Mr. Simpson, sir, can I get your autograph? 92 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:32,694 - All right. What's the name? - Homer, we've worked together for 1 0 years. 93 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,000 It's Carl. 94 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:39,899 You only wrote my name. Um, I wanted yours. 95 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,440 Take it or leave it, ''Carl.'' 96 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:48,207 So, uh, what kind of adventure you gonna be involved in tonight, Homer? 97 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:51,147 Mmm. Who knows? Maybe I'll have to foil an assassination. 98 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,218 Or stop a peace conference. 99 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:56,186 So they really based that Homer Simpson character on you, huh? 100 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:59,258 Yup. Right down to the scarf. 101 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,486 - [ Crowd Gasping ] - [ Moe ] Ooh, there it is.! 102 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,289 ## [ Dramatic Music On TV] 103 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:05,364 [ Grunts ] 104 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:08,263 Nice beating, Lance. Especially around the eyes. 105 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,701 It- Say, where's your partner? Where's Homer Simpson? 106 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:15,296 Coming, Chief!. [ Gasping ] Oh.! 107 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,205 Now what have you done, Simpson? 108 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:21,269 I was supervising the Guns for Toys program. 109 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,406 It's Toys for Guns.! 110 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,541 Now you tell me. 111 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:28,643 Oh! Simpson! 112 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:31,724 [ Laughing ] 113 00:06:31,824 --> 00:06:36,523 Hey, what's goin' on? That guy's not Homer Simpson. He's fat and stupid. 114 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:40,326 Hey, looks like they changed the character into a bumbling sidekick. 115 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,333 No. No, he can't be! 116 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:46,633 I know. Maybe he's just acting stupid to infiltrate a gang of international idiots. 117 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,037 Yeah, th-that's gotta be it. 118 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,508 You destroyed that drug shipment? 119 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:53,511 Yes, indeedy! 120 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:57,674 - That was my insulin! - Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs! 121 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,576 - [ Chief] Simpson! - [ Groans ] 122 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,554 Hey, Homer. That character is you all over. 123 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:07,626 Come on, Homer. Act all stupid, like you do on TV. 124 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,491 Yeah, come on, dum-dum. Do something unintelligent there. 125 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:15,226 - [ Laughing ] - Shut up! I'm not your clown! Don't diminish me! 126 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:19,403 Gentlemen, I bid you fare- [ Gasps ] 127 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:22,997 - [ Shouting ] - [ Laughing ] 128 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,306 - [ Blubbering, Screams ] -[ Tires Screech, Crashing ] 129 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:29,472 [ Homer ] Ow.! Ow.! 130 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:31,550 Geez. What an exit. 131 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:35,280 Oh, man. What's he gonna do for an encore? 132 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:38,482 Whoo. I don't think he'll be doin' no encores for a while. 133 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,491 [ Laughing ] 134 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,154 I can't understand what happened. 135 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:50,133 Why did they change Homer Simpson's character from cool to stupid? 136 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:52,204 The first episode was just a pilot, Dad. 137 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,432 Producers fiddle with shows all the time. 138 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:57,202 They change characters, drop others and push some into the background. 139 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:01,178 - [ Horn Honking ] - Your character provides the comic relief... 140 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,376 like, oh, Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now. 141 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,079 Wish I hadn't bought a hundred of these. 142 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:10,018 [ Bird Cawing ] 143 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:12,818 [ Lenny Whispering ] Get ready, everybody. 144 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:15,985 He's about to do something stupid. 145 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:18,222 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you gentlemen... 146 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,630 but you seem to have me confused with a character in a fictional show. 147 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:25,033 Now, if you'll excuse me, my fondue is just about- 148 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:28,231 - D'oh! - [ Laughing ] 149 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:32,505 -[ Lenny ] There goes Albany.! - Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs! 150 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,637 - [ Laughing ] - Oh, man. 151 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,772 [ Horn Honking ] 152 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:39,852 - Whoa! It's that Homer Simpson dude. - Ha-ha! 153 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:41,920 People are laughing at me, Marge. 154 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,581 Let's get out of here. Forget the baby's medicine! 155 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,419 But her forehead's on fire! 156 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,620 Fine. I'll be in the car, driving home. 157 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:53,688 Well, if it isn't that stupid cop from TV. 158 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,359 [ Grunts ] Ah, yeah, that got it. 159 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,336 - That's Homer Simpson. - Hey, that's Homer Simpson! 160 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,338 [ Chattering ] 161 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,408 Your catchphrase is hysterical. 162 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,034 Please say it clearly for my answering machine tape. 163 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,841 Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs. 164 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,916 Worst... reading... ever. 165 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,917 - How 'bout an autograph? - Picture, mister? 166 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,817 - [ Babbling ] - Come on, people! Enough is enough! 167 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,914 Oh, it's never enough. Not for them. 168 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:22,461 Once they get a taste of you, they want more and more and more! 169 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,326 That reminds me, do you mind if my nephew kicks you in the belly? 170 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,490 Okay. 171 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,500 [ Grunts ] Oh! 172 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,536 Aw, the flash didn't go off. 173 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,901 You got another one in you,Josh? 174 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:37,407 [ Squeaking ] 175 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:43,039 The whole town's laughing at me. Even that cat out there. 176 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,140 - Bart, kill that cat! - [ Bart ] Okay.! 177 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,151 And that big yellow flower! 178 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:51,622 Homer, your growing insanity is starting to worry me. 179 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:54,420 Why don't you talk to the producers of the show? 180 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,995 Maybe they'll make your character suave again. 181 00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:00,224 Hmm. I guess I could. 182 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,233 But while I'm gone... 183 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,498 keep an eye on that weird-lookin' kid down there. 184 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,574 - Bart? - Yeah. ''Bart.'' 185 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,244 [ Clears Throat ] Uh- 186 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,785 So I just wanna know, how come you made your Homer Simpson character so- 187 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,785 Stupid? [ Laughing ] 188 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,617 - Well, I can assure you, it happened organically. - It better have! 189 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:28,888 The 1 3 of us began with a singular vision- Titanic meets Frasier. 190 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,657 But then we found out that ABC had a similar project in development... 191 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,391 with Annie Potts and Jeremy Piven. 192 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,899 - Who's Jeremy Piven? - We don't know. 193 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:39,460 But it scared the hell out of us, so we slapped together a cop show instead. 194 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:43,531 - Police Cops. - Uh, no, actually, it was called Badge Patrol. 195 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:47,977 The network idiots didn't want a show about high-tech badges that shoot laser beams. 196 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,311 So we asked ourselves, who's behind the badge? 197 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,009 - Police. - Cops. 198 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,586 Police Cops. 199 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:58,248 Yeah, but why does the Homer Simpson character have to be so stupid? 200 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,257 Oh, he's not stupid. 201 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:03,226 He's a street-smart fish out of water in a world he never made. 202 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:07,959 I'm begging you! I'm a human being! Let me have my dignity back! 203 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:11,230 - [ All ] Mm-hmm. - D'oh! 204 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:15,035 Let me down, Chief. I'm beggin' ya! 205 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:19,441 I'm a human being. Let me have my dignity back! 206 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,945 [ Screaming ] Ow! 207 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:26,212 - Now he's stupid and whiny. - That does it! There's only one thing I can do. 208 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:31,487 Your Honor, I'd like to sue the producers of Police Cops... 209 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:34,718 for $20 million for improper use of my name. 210 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:38,126 Court finds in favor of Police Cops. Next case. 211 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,858 [ Grumbling ] 212 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:43,093 Then I'd like to legally change my name. 213 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,830 - What name would you prefer? - Any of these will be fine. 214 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:49,066 Hmm. ''Hercules Rockefeller. 215 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:53,908 Rembrandt Q. Einstein. Handsome B. Wonderful.'' Oh! 216 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:56,675 I'm going to give you the only name you spelled correctly. 217 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:58,909 From this day forward, your name shall be- 218 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:02,579 - ''Max Power''? - Dynamic, isn't it? 219 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:06,647 - I love it, Max. - You changed your name without consulting me? 220 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,727 That's the way Max Power is, Marge- 221 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:12,696 decisive, uncompromising and rude. 222 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,527 Oh, wait a minute! 223 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,602 The family name is my legacy to you! 224 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:21,799 I got it from my father, and he got it from his father. 225 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,375 And he traded a mule for it. 226 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:28,174 And that mule went on to save spring break. 227 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,078 But this will be so confusing. 228 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:33,413 The mailman won't know what to do. 229 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:37,387 - Did you think of the mailman at all before you did this? - Yes. Briefly. 230 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,220 And what about the tattoo on my you-know-what? 231 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:43,989 Oh, honey, they have acids that can burn that off. 232 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,623 [ Grunts ] But I fell in love with Homer Simpson. 233 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,463 I don't want to snuggle with Max Power. 234 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,560 Nobody snuggles with Max Power. 235 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:56,402 - You strap yourself in and feel the G's! - Oh, Lord! 236 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:59,740 And it doesn't stop in the bedroom. Oh, no. I'm taking charge. 237 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:02,313 Kids, there's three ways to do things- 238 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:05,815 the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way. 239 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:08,944 - Isn't that the wrong way? - Yeah, but faster! 240 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:12,387 - D'oh! - We should really put that in the corner. 241 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,393 ## [ Singing ] 242 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,636 ## [ Continues ] 243 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,219 ## [ Ends ] 244 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,312 Ah! Max Power! How's every little thing? 245 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,947 You remembered my name! 246 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:49,926 Well, who could forget the name of a magnetic individual like you? 247 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,623 - Keep up the good work, Max. - Mr. Power. 248 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:55,359 Yes, of course. Mr. Power. 249 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,302 [ Bell Dinging ] 250 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:02,807 So I want the monogram to read M-A-X P-O-W- 251 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:06,469 Sir, traditionally, a monogram is just initials. 252 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,479 Max Power doesn't abbreviate. 253 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,880 Each letter is as important as the one that preceded it. 254 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:15,215 Maybe more important. No, as important. 255 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,221 Very well. 256 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,292 If you've got enough room, add some exclamation points and a pirate flag. 257 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,860 - The man knows what he likes. -Just taking care of business. 258 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,487 If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steel. 259 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,725 Homer Simp- Uh, Max Power. 260 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,165 Ooh, hey! Great name! 261 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,931 Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer. 262 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:36,667 [ Laughing ] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. 263 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,744 Ooh, hey, my 1 :00 canceled. Have you had any lunch? 264 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,813 Yeah, but I usually have three or four. 265 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:45,611 - So where to eat? You like Thai? - Tie good. You like shirt? 266 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:52,418 Marge, this is Thai food. From now on, I want it morning, noon and night. 267 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:54,515 When did you start liking Thai food? 268 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,926 - When Trent Steel bought me some. - Who's Trent Steel? 269 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,225 He's Max Power's oldest and dearest friend. 270 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,892 What's this wrapped in a banana leaf? [ Sniffs ] 271 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,902 Mmm. Smells like mint. 272 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:07,029 - Oh, I spit my gum in there. - Eww. 273 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,801 Where'd you meet this Trent Steel- Moe's? 274 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,877 No way! This guy's a winner. 275 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:16,277 He has a company that makes computers, or a computer that makes... companies. 276 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:21,115 - You wouldn't understand. - Well, I guess your new name is really opening doors for you. 277 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,688 For all of us. Look! 278 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:27,816 ''You are invited to a garden party this Saturday.'' 279 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,895 This is our chance to rub elbows... 280 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,463 with Springfield's young, hip power couples. 281 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:35,692 - Like me and Debbie Pinson. - [ Groans ] 282 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,068 Wow! Look at this place. 283 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:46,804 The house number is spelled out with letters. 284 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,812 Get used to it, honey. 285 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,678 From now on we'll be spelling everything with letters. 286 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:56,821 Did you wish me to destroy this machine for you? 287 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,550 - Nah,just park it. - [ Chuckles ] Very well. 288 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:02,286 And I counted the pennies in the ashtray! 289 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,362 ## [Jazz ] 290 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,299 Ooh, look! It's Woody Harrelson! 291 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:13,269 [ Laughing ] I can't believe those pants are made entirely out of hemp. 292 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,640 And there's Ed BegleyJr. 293 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,643 And this one solar collector can gather enough energy... 294 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,770 to run this colorful pinwheel. 295 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,610 - [ Squeaking ] - [ Laughter ] 296 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,311 Wait. Wait. I got it. I got it. 297 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,616 -[ Laughter Continues ] - Very nice, Ed. 298 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:34,853 Your inventions continue to impress me and the entire nation. 299 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,890 Marge! President Clinton! 300 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,058 Oh, my Lord! 301 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,431 - I feel like Cinderella. - Me too. 302 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:48,302 - Let's sing the Cinderella song. - Eh, maybe later. 303 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:51,535 Uh-oh. Here comes Lorne Michaels. Pretend you don't see him. 304 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,907 Oh, Max Power. 305 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,471 Trent said I absolutely must meet you. This is fabu- 306 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,211 Anyway, Marge, uh, how do you feel about the economy? 307 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,416 So I said, ''If this is the House of Pancakes, how come I can't eat the walls?'' 308 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,018 [ Laughing ] 309 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,064 Oh, you are too much, Max. 310 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:17,534 I thought I knew all the players in Springfield. Where have you been hiding yourself? 311 00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,230 Well, I spend a lot of time on the couch. 312 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,364 - Tell me about it. - Haven't we all? 313 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,999 ##[ Band: Upbeat ] 314 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:28,944 I know you don't think you're good enough for me, but believe me, you are. 315 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,016 Hell, I've done it with pigs. 316 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,016 [ Chuckles ] Real no-foolin' pigs. 317 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,552 Are you sure it's a federal law... 318 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,554 that I have to dance with you? 319 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:41,524 You know, I'd change that law if I could, Marge, but I can't. 320 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,152 - [ Whispering ] - Aw, shoot. 321 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,697 Quebec's got the bomb. 322 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,768 Well, I gotta go, but, look, if you're ever near the White House... 323 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,836 there's a toolshed out back. 324 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:55,236 I'm in there most of the day. [ Clicks Tongue ] 325 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,740 Attention, please. Attention. 326 00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,812 Um, I just wanna say how thrilled I am with this turnout. 327 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,405 I'm proud to share my home with Springfield's best and brightest. 328 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,177 Hey, no problem! 329 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:09,413 We've all been blessed with privilege and success. 330 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,079 Whoo! Privilege! 331 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:16,150 - Uh, but with privilege comes grave responsibility. - [ Spits ] What? 332 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:20,254 We all have to give something back to the world that's been so good to us. 333 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:24,426 Give something back? Boo! Get a haircut! 334 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:28,063 I'm talking, of course, about our endangered forests. 335 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:31,142 - [ Murmuring Agreement ] - Happy little forest. 336 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:35,043 We have to protect them because trees can't protect themselves. 337 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,877 Except, of course, the Mexican fighting trees. 338 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:40,281 Somebody buy this guy a tree so he'll shut up! 339 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:44,378 Can we let the wanton destruction of our nation's forests continue? 340 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:48,620 - [ All ] No! - If a tree falls in the forest, will you make a sound? 341 00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,218 - [ All ] Yes! - To the protest bus! 342 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:55,790 - [ Cheering ] - Hey, stop shoving! I'm Max Power! 343 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,392 What's going on, Trent? Where are you taking me? 344 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:01,803 We're going to try and save some beautiful redwoods. 345 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,807 [ Screaming ] 346 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:08,039 - Aren't you coming, Ed? - I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. 347 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,174 It's a go-cart powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. 348 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,914 [ Motors Idling ] 349 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,661 Oh, this is the worst party ever. 350 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,822 I don't know. Remember that New Year's Eve at Lenny's? 351 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,832 He didn't even have a clock. 352 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:32,267 Oh, Marge, I thought it would be fun to be on Springfield's A-list... 353 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,339 but these people are nuts. 354 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,237 You can't blame them for having a social conscience. 355 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,311 Sure you can. Bunch of no-good do-gooders. 356 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:44,371 Hang in there, Max. Saving the environment is a hard, grueling job. 357 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:48,283 That's what I'm saying. See, Marge? This guy gets it. 358 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,515 [ Siren Wailing ] 359 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,853 All right. What's going on here? 360 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,018 We can't allow you to destroy these beautiful trees, which have the same rights you have. 361 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:03,424 [ Laughing ] Tree huggers. 362 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,560 - Something funny, nature boy? - No. 363 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:09,129 - I just thought it was cute when you called him- - All right, Max Power. 364 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,801 Eddie, swab this joker's eyes with Mace. 365 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,105 ''Swab''? I thought it was a spray. 366 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,805 - Okay. She's second. - [ Gasps ] Hmm? 367 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,313 [ Whimpering ] 368 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,217 Don't give 'em the satisfaction of screaming, Max. 369 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,485 - It'll only burn for- - [ Screams, Gasping ] 370 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,958 - Hey, hold still. - Keep running, Max. 371 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,030 - I can't lose him! - Help him out, Lou. 372 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:35,497 - [ Whimpering ] - Uh, you better call for backup, Chief. 373 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,398 Leave me alone! 374 00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:39,402 Go swab Begley. He likes it. 375 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,807 [ Lou ] Slow down, punk! 376 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,536 Uh-oh. 377 00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:49,546 - I'm free! Whoo-hoo! - [ Shrieks ] 378 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,709 - [ Screaming ] - [ Gasps ] 379 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,379 [ Screaming Continues ] 380 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,788 Oh, no! 381 00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:04,559 [ Siren Wailing Weakly, Honks ] 382 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,631 Oh, what a tragedy. 383 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:09,223 That car was just two days away from retirement. 384 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,530 - [ All Groaning ] - This is terrible. 385 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,074 Um- So, Trent, where's the party bus headed now? 386 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,517 Well, I'm glad you changed your name back to Homer Simpson. 387 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,782 Yes. I learned you gotta be yourself. 388 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,154 - Good night, honey. - Good night. 389 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,194 Oh, I almost forgot. 390 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,696 While I was at the courthouse, I had them change your name. 391 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,857 - To what? - Chesty LaRue. 392 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,731 - Chesty LaRue? -Just try it for two weeks. 393 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:47,805 If you're not completely satisfied, you can be Busty St. Clair. 394 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:51,535 I don't want to be Chesty LaRue or Busty St. Claire. 395 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,737 - Fine. Hooty McBoob it is. - Good night, Homer. 396 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:57,076 Sleep tight, Hooty. 397 00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,946 - Let go of those.! - [ Chuckling ] 398 00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,193 - [ Murmuring ] - Shh! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net