0 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:07,236 ##[ Chorus Singing ] 1 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,918 [ Bell Ringing ] 2 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:27,783 [ Whistle Blowing ] 3 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,230 [ Beeping ] 4 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,802 ## [Jazzy Solo ] 5 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,859 [ Beeping ] 6 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:03,861 [ Tires Screeching ] 7 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,096 D'oh! [ Screams ] 8 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:27,881 And then the handsome prince realized... 9 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:30,683 he had to go to the bathroom really bad. 10 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,690 But the evil ogre- Barney- 11 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:35,522 had left the men's room in the most wicked condition. 12 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,927 So the prince went out back to the enchanted alley- 13 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:42,297 That's not a fairy tale. It's just something that happened to you at Moe's. 14 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:46,099 Shh, shh, shh! Anyway, the prince passed out for 1 00 years... 15 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:49,664 until he was awakened by the kiss of a noble raccoon. 16 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,745 And thank you, God, for the bad things adults do... 17 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,280 which distract attention from stuff I'm doing. 18 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:58,942 - Amen. - He's also thankful for your bounty, Lord. 19 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:02,215 - Good save, Mom. Night. - Sweet dreams, honey. 20 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:05,689 Uh, Mom? Will you help me with my project? 21 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,955 I need to make a working model of the digestive system. 22 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,792 - Of course, honey. - Thanks. It's due tomorrow. 23 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,389 Tomorrow? Well, that's too bad, mister. 24 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,765 I'm not gonna bail you out this time. 25 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,804 You're right, Mom. I understand. 26 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,641 All right. I'll get you the materials. 27 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:25,267 - But you're building it! - Okay. 28 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,671 Oh, I'll make the whole thing! 29 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:30,339 [ Apu ] Okay. 30 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,941 Papier-mache mix, pipe cleaners... 31 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:36,146 pig intestines and sparkle paint. 32 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,281 You're a lifesaver, Apu. 33 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:42,350 - All the other stores are closed. - [ Gasps ] At 1 1 :30? 34 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:46,728 But this is the peak hour for stoned teenagers buying shiny things. 35 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,801 Whoa! 36 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:53,032 It's a living mirror. Cool hat! 37 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:55,039 Well, I'm glad you're always here. 38 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:57,109 But isn't it a little rough on your marriage? 39 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,973 You know, Manjula understands. 40 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:03,378 I told her that endless toil is the only true path out of this jerkwater burg. 41 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:07,010 Well, when you have a free night, we'd love to have you two over for dinner. 42 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,020 Oh, please. Do not be insane. 43 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:13,252 You hosted our wedding. The least we can do is have you over for dinner. 44 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:17,295 It is payback time, and this time it's personal. 45 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,258 [ Grunts ] 46 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:25,064 Wow.! That looks great, Mom. Some of your best work. 47 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:28,698 - [ Gurgling ] - Oh! It sounds so real. 48 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:30,901 I didn't turn it on yet. 49 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:34,036 [ Gurgling Continues ] Oh.! 50 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:37,981 I'm never eatin' chili again. Ooh, chili! 51 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,860 Nelson, what are you doing? 52 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,759 I'm solving world hunger. 53 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:55,657 Hey, you're wrecking it! 54 00:03:55,768 --> 00:03:58,566 What the- Look out! It's gonna blow! 55 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,969 [ All Screaming ] 56 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,872 - [ Explodes ] - [ All Groaning ] 57 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,610 - I hope you're happy, Nelson. - Very. 58 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,911 But I can't help wondering where I go from here. 59 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:14,646 Stop worrying, Apu. The Kwik-E-Mart is in good hands. 60 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,654 I am not checking up on you, Sanjay. 61 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:20,089 I am simply asking you how many pennies you have left. 62 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,491 [ Gasps ] Seven? I'll be right there. 63 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:26,190 No, he won't. Apu's entertaining tonight. 64 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:30,531 If you need pennies, take them from Jerry's jar. 65 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,104 - Oh! - This is why I married you. 66 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,435 Woof. What an outfit. 67 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:38,203 - You are one ma-hot mama. - You think so? 68 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:41,303 I could not let you in the store like that because you are smoking. 69 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,076 Oh! Apu. 70 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:46,174 - [ Both Moaning ] - [ Doorbell Rings ] 71 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,379 Maybe we should not answer it, huh? 72 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,388 - [ Door Opens ] - Door's unlocked. 73 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:53,288 Oh! Marge, Homer. Welcome. 74 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:56,954 - Yes, welcome. - What a lovely home. 75 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,554 Oh, you are too kind, Marge. 76 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:04,365 I am sure you have noticed the many small imperfections that fill me with shame. 77 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,768 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 78 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:11,503 If anything, your home makes me ashamed of my home. 79 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:15,047 - Well, let us just say we both feel bad. - Deal. 80 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,412 Who is your favorite Indian pop singer? 81 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,610 Oh, don't make me choose. 82 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,586 Shankar, Shankar- Oh, here we go. 83 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:26,455 - ## [ Man Singing Rapidly ] - Oh! Sorry. 84 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:31,594 ## [ Man Singing ] 85 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:42,271 Good rice, good curry, good Gandhi, let's hurry. 86 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:47,177 Mmm! This is delicious. 87 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,510 - What's in it? - Chickpeas, lentils and rice. 88 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,879 - And what's in this? - Chickpeas and lentils. 89 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:55,784 - Try it with rice. - I'm so glad we were able to get together. 90 00:05:55,888 --> 00:06:00,689 Well, you know how hard it is to pry these two away from work. 91 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:03,591 [ Snickers ] Oh, yeah. Homer's a real go-getter. 92 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,529 [ Laughs ] Yeah. I'm going right to the top. 93 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:09,032 - [ Both Laughing ] - [ Pager Beeping ] 94 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:12,195 Hmm. What's an ''eltdown''? 95 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,205 Eh. 96 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,207 I don't understand, Marge. 97 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:20,609 - Doesn't Homer work a standard 1 8-hour day? - Eighteen hours? 98 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,181 - Nobody works that hard. - [ Clears Throat ] Mm-mmm! 99 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:25,876 - Mm-mmm.! - But he does work every day, right? 100 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:29,216 Well, pretty much, except weekends. 101 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:32,155 Week-ends? 102 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:35,523 Uh, say, who's up for a game of''keneshkanup''? [ Forced Chuckle ] 103 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:38,188 You told me it was an American tradition... 104 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:40,492 to work all the time and never see your wife! 105 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,966 Yes. Perhaps I stretched the truth a bit. 106 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,469 But the Kwik-E-Mart, she is a harsh mistress. 107 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:48,005 I think you just don't want to see me! 108 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:50,701 Maybe we should just close the door. 109 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,937 [ Speaking Foreign Language ] 110 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:02,577 - [ Arguing Continues ] - Maybe we should leave. 111 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:05,020 Uh-uh. No way. I don't wanna miss a word. 112 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:08,093 - You don't know what they're saying. - I'm picking it up. 113 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,754 ''Sala'' seems to mean ''jerk''... 114 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:14,060 and I think ''Manjula'' means some kind of spaceship. 115 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:18,035 Uh, this could take a while, folks. Thank you. Come again. 116 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:20,901 I hope we didn't get Apu in too much trouble. 117 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:25,501 Oh, they're newlyweds. They'll just talk things out and top it off with some lovin'. 118 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,638 - Oh, dear. - Hmm! 119 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:33,378 - [ Flipping Pages In Book ] - [ Tires Screeching ] 120 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:37,786 - [ Horn Honking ] - Either put that book down, or let me drive! 121 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,756 Hey, they stole our idea. See? Look. 122 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,728 - [ Marge ] Ooh.! - [ Tires Screeching ] 123 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:53,429 ''I cherish you, my precious.'' Mmm- Nah. 124 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:57,908 ''To a heck of a blacksmith.'' Nah. I already got him one. 125 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:01,138 ''You're a-peeling. Let's never split!'' 126 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,181 [ Laughing ] 127 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:06,149 That's funny, 'cause they're monkeys. 128 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:09,187 [ Laughing Continues ] So long, rejects. 129 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:11,756 [ Grunting ] Stupid cards. 130 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,826 [ Grunts ] 131 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:19,056 Morning, Apu. Still in hot water with the squaw? 132 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,065 Worse than ever, I am afraid. 133 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:25,934 My shameful neglect has made her feel unloved. Now I fear she will leave me. 134 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:29,565 Oh, she's not gonna leave you right before Valentine's Day. 135 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:33,236 That would be like going to an air show and leaving before the plane crash. 136 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,246 [ Gasps ] Oh, you are right. 137 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,373 There are still seven days before Valentine's. 138 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:40,646 Ah. Seven chances to prove my love for sweet Manjula. 139 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:43,779 [ Moaning ] Sweet mint julep. 140 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,790 I'll be at Moe's. 141 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:49,157 - [ Door Sensor Dings ] - Hmm. 142 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:53,457 [ Growling ] 143 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,466 Come on, boy. Come on.! 144 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:58,969 Dad, the vet says we shouldn't make him fetch the Sunday paper. 145 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,437 - [ Whimpers ] - Good dog! 146 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,406 Good doggie! 147 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,808 ''Tax Hike Approved''? Bad dog. Bad, bad dog. 148 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,813 [ Whimpering ] 149 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,815 Now to trim away the fat. 150 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:13,408 ''Outlook?'' Eh! ''Vista?'' No. 151 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,953 ''Spotlight?'' Eh! ''Mosaic?'' Eh! 152 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,182 I'd love to look at ''Scullery Week'' if you're through with it. 153 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,225 Oh, sorry, Marge. That's in my stockpile. 154 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,226 You can have this. 155 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:25,820 - This is about investment opportunities in Yemen. - Give me that! 156 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:29,629 All right! The personals. Hmm. ## [ Humming ] 157 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:33,671 ''Successful mayor type seeks open-minded discreet cheerleader type.'' 158 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,105 - Oh, that's sweet. - Oh, here's one. 159 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,642 - ''Desperately seeking suction''- - Hey, look at this one! 160 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,644 [ Gasps ] It's a poem. 161 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,680 [ Gasps ] From Apu! 162 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,682 Well, don't just gasp. Read it. 163 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,752 ''My darling bride Manjula... 164 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,877 ''I hereby mend my ways. 165 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,751 ''I'll shower you with valentines... 166 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:53,290 for seven love-filled days!'' 167 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,519 Oh, how romantic. 168 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:59,064 I used to take out ads like that when we were newlyweds. 169 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:02,259 The only ad you took out was to sell our lawn mower. 170 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,461 We sold it, didn't we? 171 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,671 - [ Grunts ] - [ Grunts ] 172 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:14,178 Until last night, I never knew Apu could be so romantic. 173 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,944 I can't believe it. He covered your whole bed with wildflowers? 174 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:21,986 Oh, I'm sure Homer has done that for you. 175 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:25,285 Well, sometimes I find pickle slices in the sheets. 176 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:28,758 And he says I've got six more surprises coming. 177 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:31,830 I feel like the luckiest woman in Springfield. 178 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,024 - [ Screeching ] - [ Screams ] 179 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:38,900 - Oh! - ## [ Singing ] 180 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:42,839 - ## [ Continues ] - Oh! 181 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:45,410 He has trained a bird to sing to me. 182 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:48,412 Limo out front. Tickets to opera, front row loge. 183 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:52,575 Oh!Just once I'd like a parrot to say that to me. 184 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:57,615 Then the bird sang ''I Love the Nightlife'' with clever new lyrics. 185 00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:59,623 Yeah. I hate that song. 186 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,625 I do too. But it was sweet. 187 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:05,185 Women really like that sort of thing, Homie. 188 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:07,197 Don't worry, honey. 189 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:10,928 I got something really special planned for Valentine's Day. 190 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:14,473 It's not that monkey card I found in the car, is it? 191 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:18,805 Wouldn't you like to know. [ Groans ] 192 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,511 A chocolate husband! 193 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,849 Oh, how darling. 194 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:32,117 [ Apu ] Help.! I can't breathe.! 195 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,556 - [ Gasping ] - Oh! Apu! 196 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:37,458 Oh, you are the sweetest filling of all. 197 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,861 Air. I need air. 198 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:43,401 - Oh, Apu. - Oh, Lord, my ears are filled with nougat! 199 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:46,198 - Oh, dear! Oh, no. - There's a nut in my eye. 200 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,541 ''So then the second salesman says, 'That's okay. 201 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,838 I just ate all the hot buttered corn.''' 202 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,470 [ Snickering ] 203 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,175 - You like that one, baby? - [ Groans ] 204 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,184 Sarah, what's wrong? 205 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,722 Usually, after two or three ''Truly Tasteless Jokes,'' you're all over me. 206 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,848 Manjula got to see La Boheme. 207 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:10,258 Sarah, please! Sarah, it's $1 0 a pill. 208 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:13,729 And so with Valentine's Day one day away... 209 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,165 all eyes are on the local Romeo... 210 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:18,361 whose seven-day gift-a-thon has been delighting his wife... 211 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,506 and ''entroubulating'' the rest of us. 212 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:29,247 Reverend Timothy Lovejoy says he's counseled... 213 00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:31,578 a number of disenchanted wives, including Maude Flanders. 214 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,242 [ Chuckling ] Everybody's marriage is falling apart except ours. 215 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:37,846 See, the problem's communication. Too much communication. 216 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:41,290 Homer, I've gone through seven years of receipts... 217 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:45,557 and you've spent less on gifts for me than you have on temporary tattoos. 218 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,564 But, Marge, it's worth it. 219 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:52,035 Look! The Taco Bell dog! Yo quiero- Hey, where'd it go? 220 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,163 Here, boy! [ Whimpering ] 221 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,503 You just don't get it. 222 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,342 [ Door Slams Shut ] 223 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,615 - This Valentine's crap has gone too far! - [ Shouts Of Affirmation ] 224 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,243 Edna won't even let me clap her erasers. 225 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:12,654 My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts! 226 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,784 The gal I'm stalkin' had me bumped back to 200 feet. 227 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,261 - Aw, Moe! - That's too far.! 228 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:22,323 And ask yourselves, people, who's to blame for all this? 229 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,459 Well, I guess we are. 230 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,470 I suppose I do take Maude for granted. 231 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,370 - Yeah, I've done some of that myself. - Will you stop it! 232 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,602 It's easy to blame ourselves... 233 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:34,110 but it's even easier to blame Apu! 234 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:38,013 - He's making us look bad! - [ Shouts Of Affirmation ] 235 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,347 - [ Horse Whinnying ] - What's going on out there? 236 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:51,058 Aw, geez. He's got everything but the Shriners. 237 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,893 [ Horns Beeping ] 238 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,297 Hey, watch it! You're all over the road! 239 00:13:56,402 --> 00:14:00,463 - We gotta stop that traitor Apu. - [ Shouts Of Affirmation ] 240 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,337 - Right after happy hour! - [ Shouts Of Affirmation ] 241 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:06,377 - [ Barney ] I call side seat! - [ Moe ] Drinking will help us plan. 242 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:15,216 Come on, Apu. Make your move. 243 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:19,985 - Maybe he's run out of romantic ideas. - No, no, not our lover boy. 244 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:24,153 If I know his M.O., he's saved the biggest one for today. 245 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:27,596 Aw, gee. The man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. 246 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,464 - How can we sabotage his labor of love? - I don't know. 247 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:33,003 Gasoline, axes. I got some stuff in the trunk. 248 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:36,233 - Hey, there he goes! - Let's roll! 249 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,072 - Uh, Homer, you're driving. - Not yet I'm not! 250 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,774 You'll know when I'm driving! And it'll- [ Screams ] 251 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,546 Tiffany's, eh? It looks like Smoochie's... 252 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:51,589 gonna seal the deal with a diamond the size of a doll's head. 253 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:55,182 Aw, man. He's making us look like a bunch of cheapskates. 254 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:58,058 Whoa, whoa! My rope came loose. 255 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:01,792 [ Wiggum ] There he is behind that shopping bag. 256 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,301 A croissant? What the- Oh, that's right. 257 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,770 - They have breakfast at Tiffany's now. - Only till 1 1 :00. 258 00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:10,307 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 259 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:14,812 So that's it. The crazy nut, he went and bought her a sloop! 260 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,941 Well, this is one love boat that won't delight and amuse. 261 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,019 Wait, Chief. He's not purchasing a boat. 262 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,020 Arr! 263 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,682 It's kind of you to deliver these copies of Jugs. 264 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:29,557 They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... 265 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,630 for about 1 0 minutes. 266 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,630 [ All Laughing ] 267 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,428 - Look who's talkin'. - Arr. 268 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:39,663 Well, this is turning out to be a total waste of time. 269 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,740 Not entirely. 270 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,839 Aw, geez. We've been following him for hours. 271 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,080 You know, with all the energy we're putting into this sabotage thing... 272 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,121 we could've written sonnets for our wives... 273 00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:00,680 or learned to tango or lovingly restored one of those antique- 274 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,125 Oh! [ Sighs ] 275 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,753 Whew! Well, at least I got a hunk of Moe's hair. 276 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,331 Man, that smarts! 277 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:13,167 Oh, baby! We got him now! There's no escape from the airport. 278 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,638 Oh, nuts! We lost him. 279 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,403 I told you we shouldn't have gone for long-term parking. 280 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,774 Hey, look! It's Elton John! 281 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:24,042 We had to make an emergency landing. It's that damn chandelier again. 282 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,049 - [ Electricity Crackling ] - [ Both Gasping ] 283 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,483 What's he doing in Springfield? 284 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:32,853 I got it. I got it! Apu must've hired him to sing for Manjula. 285 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:37,019 Not if I can help it, and help it I might. 286 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,222 Mr.John, I'm your biggest fan. 287 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:42,528 I've tape-recorded all your songs off the radio. 288 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,932 Oh, that's very sweet. 289 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:48,234 - Have a Grammy. - Uh- 290 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,575 Sir Elton, my noble friends and I... 291 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:58,048 would like to dub you a Knight of the Grand Concourse. 292 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:01,677 Yeah, it's for all your charity work and, um... 293 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:05,655 for, uh, you know, teaching us, um, to love again. 294 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,817 Really? I did that? 295 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:10,793 How the hell should I know? Just get in the cage. 296 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:14,992 What- Oh. Hazing the new guy, eh? 297 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,830 You know, when I was dubbed Sir Elton, the queen paddled me silly. 298 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,496 Hey, Apu's talkin' to a skywriter! 299 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,665 So that was his plan all along. 300 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:27,542 If he writes a message of love over Springfield, we're all screwed. 301 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,911 Hello? Lads, don't forget your old pal Elton. 302 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:34,008 Can anyone hear me? Skycap? 303 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:41,525 Okay, here is the message. And please don't skimp on the- ''Sarin''? 304 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,494 [ Chuckling ] Don't be frightened. 305 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:47,292 That tank's just peace corps surplus. 306 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,833 - Not so fast, Apu.! - Homer. 307 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:52,165 What a delightful coincidence. 308 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,762 We're puttin' an end to your insane Valentine's rampage. 309 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:58,138 Never again will good, lazy men have to-What the- 310 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:01,212 Oh, no, you don't! [ Gasping ] 311 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,856 Hey, you with the scarf, stop skywriting! 312 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:15,723 I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code. 313 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,854 I am so sick of that damn code! 314 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:22,331 - [ Gasps ] - If you won't stop, then I'll stop you! 315 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:26,234 - [ Grunting ] - What are you doin'? Don't do that! 316 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,770 [ Marge ] Aw.! 317 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,844 Isn't that sweet? 318 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,142 [ Sighs ] That must be for Manjula. 319 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:40,844 Just once I'd like a love note in the sky. [ Chuckles ] 320 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,252 [ Grunting ] Lousy message! 321 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,950 Don't, you crazy fool! You'll kill us all! 322 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,856 Correction: Kill us both! 323 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,929 [ Grunting Continues ] 324 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:57,299 ''I love you''- It's an angel.! 325 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,802 Oh, that's Neddie's pet name for me. 326 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:04,607 ''I love you''- Poppin' Fresh. 327 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,508 Oh, Clancy! [ Chuckles ] 328 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,013 ''I love you''- Edna K. 329 00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:12,083 It's a little run together, but that's what it says! 330 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:15,915 ''I love you''- Cactus? 331 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:19,218 Blobbie? Upsilon? 332 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:23,192 Oh, who am I kidding? Homer would never surprise me like that. 333 00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:26,560 - [ Plane Passing Overhead ] - Doggone it! You ruined my message! 334 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,862 Ow! What's the matter with you, you crazy old buzzard? 335 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,436 Get off me! You're making me mad! 336 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,132 Ooh-wee! My humble love note... 337 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,038 is turning into a Valentine's Day massacre. 338 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:40,043 You think you've got problems? 339 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:42,739 I just chewed my way out of a dog carrier. 340 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,748 [ Gasps ] Elton John? 341 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,842 That's my name. Well, not really. 342 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:51,753 - I hate to sound like a screaming fan, but- - [ Both Scream ] 343 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,087 That maniac nearly killed us! 344 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,753 Shall I take you to the pilot? 345 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,558 [ Chuckles ] You see, because that is your song. 346 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:03,761 - I heard you. - Yes, because someone saved your life tonight. 347 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,803 - [ Laughing ] - Cut it out! 348 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:08,395 Well, well, the bitch is back. 349 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,566 - [ Laughing ] - Oh! 350 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,735 [ Homer Screaming ] 351 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,210 [ Groaning ] Oh, geez! 352 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,841 Darn it! Why won't you die? 353 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,851 [ Gasping ] 354 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,319 Prickers! [ Screaming ] 355 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,914 Huh? [ Gasps ] 356 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,892 [ Grunting ] 357 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,293 What? 358 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,600 What in the world- 359 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,431 [ Sighing ] Roses. 360 00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,437 So many roses. 361 00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:46,239 Just when I think I have you figured out, you fall from the sky with roses. 362 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:50,406 - Roses. - Oh, Homie. Oh, they're beautiful. 363 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:55,817 Oh, I'm gonna snuggle your brains out. 364 00:20:55,921 --> 00:21:00,415 Well, I think I have a collapsed lung, but okay. 365 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:05,525 ##[ Elton John Singing ] 366 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,158 Oh. 367 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:39,856 Oh, I can't believe it. You closed the Kwik-E-Mart just for me. 368 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:43,059 Well, you and the health inspector. [ Chuckles ] 369 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:47,502 - Champagne Squishy? - Oh, thank you. 370 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:50,336 It should get you pretty darned hammered. 371 00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:42,126 - [ Murmuring ] - Shh! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net