0 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:07,236 [ Chorus Singing ] 1 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,918 [ Bell Ringing ] 2 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:27,851 [ Whistle Blowing ] 3 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,230 [ Beeping ] 4 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,871 ## [Jazzy Solo ] 5 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,859 [ Beeping ] 6 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:03,861 [ Tires Screeching ] 7 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,165 D'oh! [ Screams ] 8 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,872 Mmm. 9 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:28,252 [ Chuckles ] So I said to that nurse... 10 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:31,517 ''You can take your free tetanus shot and shove it.'' 11 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:34,218 - You told her, Dad. - You better- 12 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:36,818 - [ Bones Crack ] - believe I did. 13 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:40,331 [ Grunting ] 14 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,663 You still haven't told us why Lenny bit you. 15 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,101 Well, I really gave him no choice. You see- 16 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:48,197 - Lousy meat-eating scum. - Huh? 17 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:51,277 - Not you. - [ Chomping ] 18 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:55,040 I'm going over to protest this disgusting new restaurant called The Slaughterhouse. 19 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:59,175 It's decorated with hanging steer carcasses and a fountain of blood. 20 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:02,618 Oh, I heard about that place on The Red Grocer. 21 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,316 The worst part is you pick out your own cow... 22 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:07,325 and they kill it right in front of you. 23 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:10,794 Well, maybe the animals don't mind, honey. 24 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,457 They might enjoy being the center of attention. 25 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,932 I think I read somewhere that cows like being killed. 26 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:18,697 Wait! There's a place like that in Springfield? 27 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:22,241 - Then why are we eating this crap? - [ Clanging ] 28 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:26,073 Come on, everybody. We're going to The Slaughterhouse. 29 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:29,808 - You didn't need to knock the food on the floor. - Didn't I? 30 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:34,819 [ Chainsaw Revving ] 31 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:38,118 [ Mooing ] 32 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:43,594 Wow! It's even more wonderful than Lisa said. 33 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:47,029 Oh, whoa. A complimentary basket of hooves. 34 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:51,763 Mmm. Beef salad, beef on the cob, beef-fried beef- 35 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,998 Is there anything on the menu that isn't meat? 36 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,337 - Ha. Not likely. - Cool. 37 00:02:56,442 --> 00:03:00,378 Even this menu is made of meat. It's an entire chicken pounded flat. 38 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,847 How clever. The kids' menu is on the beak. 39 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:07,750 Hmm, I think I'll take- oh, that one. 40 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,754 - [ Gunshot ] - [ Thud ] 41 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,824 No. He's a bit listless, isn't he? 42 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,587 Give me- ooh, that spirited fellow. 43 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:16,592 - [ Gunshot ] - [ Thud ] 44 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:20,223 He didn't put up much of a fight. Why don't you pick one for me? 45 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,426 - [ Gunshot ] - [ Thud ] 46 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,060 On second thought, I'll just have a glass of milk... 47 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:27,935 - from that cow. - Hmm? 48 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,531 - [ Gunshot ] - [ Thud ] 49 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:32,702 [ Homer ] Wait a minute. Is this the biggest steak you've got? 50 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:36,714 Seventy-two ounces? I thought this was supposed to be a steak house... 51 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:41,981 not a little girlie, underpantsie, pink-doily, tea-party place. 52 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:45,421 Well, there is one steak that's only available by special request. 53 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:49,154 We call it ''Sirloin-a-Lot.'' It's the size of a boogie board. 54 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:52,789 Ooh! I'll have that one. And to drink, meatballs. 55 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,766 - Very good, sir. - [ Dinging ] 56 00:03:55,868 --> 00:04:00,737 Ladies and gentlemen, this brave man has accepted the ''Sirloin-a-Lot'' challenge. 57 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:05,038 He will pit his stomach against 1 6 pounds of indomitable tenderloin. 58 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:08,602 - [ People Oohing ] - They like me because I'm brave. 59 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:12,412 Only two people have ever finished the whole thing. 60 00:04:14,053 --> 00:04:16,248 If you want some friendly advice, pal... 61 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,256 I wouldn't tackle the big one right away. 62 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:21,122 Oh, yeah? What do you know about it? 63 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:32,560 - Hmm? - It's you! You're him! 64 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,606 You're Tony Randall! 65 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:37,699 [ Chuckles ] Red Barclay's my name. I'm a trucker. 66 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:40,973 And I've eaten steaks from coast to coast with taters and toast. 67 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,447 Take my advice. This one's not for greenhorns. 68 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:49,419 Greenhorn? Who's a greenhorn? What's a greenhorn? 69 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:52,218 It's an insult. Sock him, Dad. Sock everybody. 70 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:57,627 Oh, you're just jealous 'cause you don't have the belly for it anymore, Mr. No-Belly. 71 00:04:57,730 --> 00:05:00,198 Mr. Hasn't-Got-A-Belly. 72 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,325 Well, I have just finished a whole lamb. 73 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:06,098 But, uh, I reckon I could take you to school. You're on, boy. 74 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:08,763 - ##[ Fanfare ] - [ Grunting ] 75 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,742 [ Drooling ] 76 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,244 Is it safe to eat that much food, Dr. Hibbert? 77 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,578 You know, I wouldn't have thought so before I bought 1 2% percent of this restaurant... 78 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:21,711 but now I feel a balanced diet can include the occasional eating contest. 79 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:25,018 - But what if he chokes? - Oh, not to worry. 80 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:27,251 We have the latest Heimlich machine. 81 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,329 [ Gagging ] 82 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:39,003 On your left, the pride of the American trucking industry... 83 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:43,804 - ''Reliable'' Red Barclay! - [ Cheering, Applause ] 84 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,810 And an your right, Homer somebody. 85 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:48,437 - Go, Dad! Go, go, go! - Yeah! Come on, Homie! 86 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:52,382 Gluttons, to your marks, and gorge! 87 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:58,754 Chew, chew, chew! Chew, chew, chew! 88 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,850 - Ooh, dear. - No, Homer! Don't fill up on bread! 89 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:03,861 Huh? Oh, right! The steak! 90 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,931 [ Chomping ] 91 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:11,931 Come on, Dad. Pick up the pace. Chew and swallow. No savoring. 92 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:16,600 Must eat beef. Must defeat guy I just met. 93 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,902 [ Chomping ] 94 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:22,879 [ Chomping ] 95 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,882 So much steak. 96 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:28,476 Lungs filling. Sinuses packed with meat. 97 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,954 Come on, Dad. Just 1 2 more pounds. 98 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,651 [ Groaning ] 99 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,990 Oh, humans are so ridiculous. 100 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:39,826 He's not even halfway through Walter and he's already hallucinating. 101 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,957 [ Both Laughing ] 102 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:45,401 Lousy drunks! I'll show them! 103 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:50,740 [ Groaning ] 104 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:57,673 What's happening to me? 105 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:00,685 There's still food, but I don't want to eat it. 106 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:05,247 I've become everything I've ever hated. [ Sobbing ] 107 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:10,159 - Mmm. - [ Cheering, Applause ] 108 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:15,633 The winner and still champion, ''Reliable'' Red Barclay! 109 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:19,466 My hat's off to you, Red. You're a true American hero. 110 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:22,905 And you did it with style and dignity. And- Hey! 111 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:24,909 You're not breathing. 112 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,945 Don't people usually breathe? 113 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,346 This man is dead. Looks to me like beef poisoning. 114 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,421 - [ All Gasping ] - Probably from some other restaurant. 115 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:37,887 - [ All Sighing ] - [ Man ] Pass the ribs. 116 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,594 [ Grunting ] 117 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:47,097 You'd better take one of these too. He's eaten quite a lot. 118 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,100 [ Tires Squealing ] 119 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,966 There goes the finest trucker who ever lived. 120 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:54,403 He called me greenhorn. 121 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:58,204 I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had. 122 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,303 In 38 years, he never missed a shipment. 123 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:04,906 But I guess this is one delivery old Red won't be making. 124 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:09,317 Oh, yes, he will. And on time too. 125 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,982 Oh, no. Homer, no. 126 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:16,152 I've got to, honey. I owe it to old Red as both his friend and his killer. 127 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,196 Oh, let me go with you, Dad. 128 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:20,265 - Don't you have school? - Don't you have work? 129 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:21,594 Ah, touche! 130 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:23,669 Bye, Marge! 131 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:27,898 - Aren't you gonna say bye? - Good-bye, Homer. 132 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,874 - That didn't sound like you meant it. - Oh, all right. 133 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,241 Good-bye, sweetheart. Have a nice trip. 134 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,577 That's more like it. So long, suckers! 135 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:40,083 - [ Homer Laughing ] - [ Horn Honks ] 136 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,685 [ Grinding ] 137 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:50,421 - [ Homer Grunting ] - [ Grinding Continues ] 138 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,193 - [ Grunting ] Come on! - [ Grinding ] 139 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,632 Ah, now I'm getting the hang of this thing. 140 00:08:56,736 --> 00:09:00,604 - I don't know why I didn't become a trucker before. - You're not really a trucker now. 141 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:03,834 Oh, yeah? My left arm says different. 142 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,707 Well, according to Red's schedule, we have to make it to Atlanta in three days. 143 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:08,746 Piece of cake. Just need a little truck-driving music. 144 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,987 Yeah. The open road. 145 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:22,958 ## [ Ends ] 146 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:28,164 Ah, that little punk. I'll teach him some manners! 147 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:32,737 - [ Screams ] - No, Dad! He wants you to blow your horn. 148 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,430 Oh. 149 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:39,143 [ Homer ] That little punk.! 150 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:41,681 Lisa, we got another postcard from your father. 151 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:41,976 Lisa, we got another postcard from your father. 152 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,748 Wow! Dad and Bart have been everywhere. 153 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:54,451 They've eaten submarine sandwiches, grinders and hoagies. 154 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:58,929 It's not fair. Your father always gets to have such exciting adventures. 155 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:02,558 Maybe it's time we took a walk on the wild side. 156 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,404 We're buying a new doorbell? 157 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,473 A musical doorbell. 158 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:15,309 So many doorbells. I'm in way over my head. 159 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:18,781 ## [ Humming ] 160 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:22,115 - [ Rings ] - [ Chuckles ] 161 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:24,121 [ Grunting ] 162 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:27,192 Oh, great! Look at my shoes. 163 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,888 And today's my evaluation with Senor Ding-Dong. 164 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:35,696 Excuse me, Mr.... Trainee, I'm trying to find a musical doorbell. 165 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,292 Well, you came to the right place. 166 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:43,774 We got your ding-dang-dongs and your do-re-mis and your ha-cha-chas, huh? 167 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:46,504 [ Chuckles, Mumbles ] 168 00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:49,080 I'm trying to find a particular tune. 169 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:53,550 It's the one that goes like- ## [ Humming ] 170 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:58,386 - Mom, is this the one you want? - ## [ Pop ] 171 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,721 Yes! That's it! 172 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,226 Lisa, you ought to be a doorbell salesman. 173 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,957 Oh, that's just what I need. Another piranha in the tank. 174 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:09,034 ##[Jukebox:Rock ] 175 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:12,969 - A little more high test, darlin'? - Sure thing, Gwen. 176 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,734 I'll be right back with your pie, hon. 177 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,174 - Ah, that's a nice, friendly gal. - Yeah. 178 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,906 Wouldn't it be great to live right here at the truck stop? 179 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,914 Watching all the people come and go. 180 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:27,452 - You could have a different best friend every day. - I suppose. 181 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:30,454 Great. Now write your mother and tell her the marriage is off. 182 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:34,424 And then when the paperwork is done, I'll make Gwen my wife. 183 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,722 - Will that be all, sweetie? - For now. 184 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:40,526 The light's on. All systems are ding-dong. 185 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,624 Come on, Mom. Let's take it for a test drive. 186 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:46,762 It's not a toy, Lisa. We'll just have to wait until someone comes. 187 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,506 Anyone? Anyone at all? 188 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:53,703 Oh! Milhouse is selling seeds, and he's coming this way- 189 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,747 Oh, the birds got him. 190 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,783 [ Screaming ] Not the face! 191 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,978 If your father was here, there'd be process servers, repo men... 192 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,988 and bounty hunters to beat the band. 193 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,990 Wait! People are coming! 194 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,185 - I think they'reJehovah's Witnesses. - Yes! 195 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,821 Wait, Marlin. You know, I just had a thought. 196 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,923 Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion. 197 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,002 What if we don't have all the answers? 198 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:20,368 You're right, Nureen. Let's go get real jobs. 199 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,404 Oh. I would have feigned interest. 200 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:29,642 ## [ Humming ] 201 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,649 Still no visitors. 202 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,777 It's time we opened up a can of Whup-Tushie on this situation. 203 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,787 What's the number for Luigi's? 204 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,824 Dad's got it on the speed dial under ''fire.'' 205 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,423 This is it, honey. We did it. 206 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,430 - Damn it! - Oh. 207 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,865 - [ Marge ] Ring the bell.! - Why? You already know I'm here, don't you? 208 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,494 - [ Marge ]Just do it.! - Nothing doin', missy. 209 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,039 Now do you want your half order of garlic bread or not? 210 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,905 - No. But if you'll just ring the- - [ Tires Squealing ] 211 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,773 Oh, that's it. I'm putting an end to this. 212 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:02,313 - Lisa, no, no, don't! It won't be the- - ## [ Pop ] 213 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:05,906 Oh. It's heavenly. 214 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,919 ## [ Singing ] 215 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,516 Why is it playing over again? 216 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,494 Who cares? No one could ever get sick of this song. 217 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,587 ## [ Singing ] 218 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:22,223 ##[ Suspenseful ] 219 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:25,201 [ Man ] Hey, get that truck out ofhere.! 220 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,703 [ Chomping ] 221 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:31,209 - [ Woman ] You mean, it ate Patrick too? - It ate everybody. 222 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,175 What about Erica? 223 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,680 - It ate everybody! - It ate everybody, stupid! 224 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:43,085 I bet old Red caught himself a mess of catfish with these fishing sticks. 225 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:47,421 - Uh-huh. I bet he used bait. - Relax, boy. We're ahead of schedule. 226 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:50,222 Actually, we have to go 2,200 miles in 1 0 hours. 227 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,490 Ten hours? We gotta roll! 228 00:13:57,069 --> 00:14:01,597 Uh, yeah. I need something that'll keep me awake, alert and reckless all night long. 229 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:05,939 Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these. 230 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:10,573 - Sold! - Hey, you can't that many pep pills at once. 231 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,084 No problem. I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills. 232 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,086 [ Chomping ] 233 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:20,090 [ Giggling ] Okay, we're all set. Let's put the pedal to the metal. 234 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,689 I wholeheartedly agree! Oh, man, I'm really wired. 235 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,732 This is a big mistake. I- 236 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:32,827 Oh, here come the sleeping pills. So drowsy. 237 00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:37,773 Pep pills! Perking up again! I could drive all... night. 238 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,107 [ Snoring ] 239 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,972 [ Both Snoring ] 240 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:52,788 - [ Snoring ] - [ Beeping ] 241 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,855 [ Tires Squealing ] 242 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:06,335 - [ Bell Dings ] - [ Snoring ] 243 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:09,635 Huh? [ Screams ] I fell asleep at the wheel! 244 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,801 Hey. [ Mumbles ] 245 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,511 But we didn't crash. It's a miracle! 246 00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:12,875 But we didn't crash. It's a miracle! 247 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:22,579 I fell asleep at the wheel, and the truck drove here by itself. 248 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:27,125 Yeah. That Navi-Tron Auto-Drive System has made our jobs cushier than ever. 249 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,421 - The what now? - You know, this thing. 250 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,462 With this baby driving your truck for you... 251 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,896 all you gotta do is sit back and feel your ass grow. 252 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,298 - The trucks drive themselves? - Shh! Hey, hey. Shh! 253 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,837 Didn't your union rep tell you about the scam we got going? 254 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,908 I'm not really a trucker, so I don't talk to the rep that often. 255 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,636 All right, listen, pal. Here's the deal. 256 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,736 You stumbled on the secret that only truck drivers are supposed to know. 257 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,747 [ Laughing ] 258 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:53,784 - Hey, pay attention and stop looking at that squirrel. - [ Chittering ] 259 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,548 We get 40 bucks an hour to drive these rigs. 260 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:59,852 Do you think anybody would hire us if they knew we weren't really driving the trucks? 261 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,417 Wow! You guys are even lazier than me. 262 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:07,727 - Well, don't worry. I'll keep your secret. - See that you do. 263 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:14,465 - Hey, Bart. Watch me run down this old lady. - Dad, no! 264 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:19,036 - [ Beeps ] - [ Screams ] 265 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,112 [ Laughing ] 266 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:24,341 The second I let go of the wheel, this little wonder kicks in. 267 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:28,716 And if scaring old ladies don't float your boat, watch this! [ Grunts ] 268 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:33,118 Come on out, boy! It's windy! 269 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:37,059 Wow! You're right, Dad. It is windy! 270 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,531 Hey, look. Nobody's driving. 271 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,567 Well, will wonders never cease? 272 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:49,107 Relax, everybody. The Navi-Tron Auto-Drive System is driving the truck for me. 273 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,666 But keep it a secret. It's a big scam, okay? 274 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,211 [ Shutters Clicking ] 275 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,278 What the hell? Breaker, breaker. 276 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,981 Looks like we got us a 1 0-38. 277 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,955 Uh, 1 0-38. Uh, let's see. 278 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:12,428 Uh, ''outsider blabbing about auto-drive system.'' 279 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,398 Well, we'll have to teach our friend some discretion. 280 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:20,131 - Yeah.Just like we did toJimmy Hoffa. [ Chuckles ] - Hey, shut up! 281 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:23,976 Calling all big rigs. Motormouth on Highway 7. You know what to do. 282 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:31,616 I need to get some sleep. 283 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,446 I have a test tomorrow in- [ Quoting Lyrics ] I mean, English. 284 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,077 Okay, okay. Let me just get the wire cutters. 285 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:41,182 Oh. Your father traded our tools for M&M's again. 286 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,591 Oh, the heck with it. [ Groans ] 287 00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,890 ##[ Playing Faster ] 288 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,796 - ##[ Continues, Faster ] - [ Dogs Howling ] 289 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,461 ##[ Continues, Faster, Louder ] 290 00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:01,739 Look, Son. It's one of nature's most beautiful sights. 291 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,042 The convoy! 292 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,021 - He hit us! - Oh, I should have known. 293 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:14,786 - They're hazing us to initiate us into the truckers' fraternity. - [ Crash ] 294 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,293 Thank you, sir! May I have another? 295 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:22,527 - Dad, they're trying to kill us! - Oh, why do all my trips end like this? 296 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:30,105 - Eat water, good buddy! - [ Screams ] 297 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,006 Whoa! Look at him roll! 298 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,443 [ Grunts ] 299 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:38,175 Oh! My good knife! My wife's gonna kill me. 300 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,843 - [ Homer ] I think we lost 'em, Bart. - Dad, stop! 301 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,722 Uh-oh. Well, well, well. 302 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:50,761 Looks like we got ourselves a showdown, boy. 303 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,831 - All right. - What are you doing? 304 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:56,628 - I'm keeping a promise to an American roadmaster. - Huh? 305 00:18:56,735 --> 00:19:00,398 Red! The trucker! 306 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,532 - Big fat guy couldn't handle his steak? - Oh, yeah. 307 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,837 - We'll get past that barrier somehow. - [ Beeping ] 308 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,913 Old Blinky here will find a way. 309 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:12,245 - [ Engine Revving ] - [ Tires Squealing ] 310 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:16,253 I'm afraid I can't let you do this, Red. The risk is unacceptable. 311 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,879 I'm not Red. I'm Homer. 312 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,423 - Gotta go! - Uh-oh. 313 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,052 - [ Screams ] - Dad, do something. 314 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,130 Something better! 315 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:28,393 [ Screaming ] 316 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,027 [ Both Screaming ] 317 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:35,834 [ Screaming Continues ] 318 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,000 Whoo-hoo! 319 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:42,479 Now that man is a genuine, steel-belted, gear-jamming rig jockey. 320 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,071 - That's a fact. - Boy howdy. 321 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,775 - You can say that again. - Yeah. 322 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:49,479 Boys, I've been thinking. Maybe it's time we ditched the high-tech gizmos... 323 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,647 and went back to driving like our daddies did. 324 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,748 - Drunk? - No! No. 325 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,054 Using our hands and our wits. 326 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,527 Yeah, sure it's hard work and it's lonely as hell. 327 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,531 But it has meaning and dignity. Huh? What do you say? 328 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:07,566 Nah. Let's just find some other scam. 329 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,164 Hey, how about bootlegging Beanie Babies? 330 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,073 - Sounds good to me. - Oh, I like that. 331 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,148 Yep, you're gonna make it, Dad. 332 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,775 Somewhere up there, I bet Red is saying thanks. 333 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,751 1 0-4, dead buddy. 334 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:31,025 This is Red Barclay's shipment, on time as always. 335 00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,097 All right, let's see. 336 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:37,328 Artichokes and migrant workers. Looking good. 337 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,336 So where is old Red anyway? 338 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:42,601 Well, the last time I saw him, he was in a big plastic bag. 339 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,836 Ha. Yeah, that sounds like Red, all right. 340 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:49,675 Well, Son, I guess it's time to go home. 341 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:52,215 Any thoughts on how we're gonna get there? 342 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:57,016 No. But I'm sure the Good Lord will provide. 343 00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:00,888 Are you crazy? I'm not driving a trainload of napalm to Springfield! 344 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,622 Thank you. 345 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,828 - ## [ Pop ] - [ All Shouting ] 346 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:14,633 I'm really sorry, everybody. But I've tried everything. 347 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,766 I'm afraid we're just going to have to learn to live with it. 348 00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,003 No, no, no. No dice! 349 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:24,515 All right, Chimey, this time the bell tolls for thee. 350 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:27,210 Huh? 351 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,810 Ayayay.! Senor Ding-Dong! 352 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,946 - ## [ Continues ] - I thought you were just a marketing gimmick. 353 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:37,120 There was a time when that was true. But now I am so much more. 354 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,493 - ## [ Stops ] - [ Crowd Cheering ] 355 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:42,965 Oh, my. Gracias, senor. 356 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:48,870 De nada. If you ever need me,just ring. 357 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,467 [ Engine Cranking ] 358 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:55,808 Does anyone have any jumper cables? 359 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:58,678 [ Engine Cranks, Stops ] 360 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,252 [ Senor Ding-Dong ] Oh,you stinking Chevy.! 361 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,294 - [ Murmuring ] - Shh! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net