0 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,303 ##[ Chorus Singing ] 1 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:19,984 [ Bell Ringing ] 2 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,918 [ Whistle Blowing ] 3 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:32,297 [ Beeping ] 4 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,938 ## [Jazzy Solo ] 5 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:01,926 [ Beeping ] 6 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:03,928 [ Tires Screeching ] 7 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:07,232 D'oh! [ Screams ] 8 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:11,937 [ Homer, Bart Scream ] 9 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:26,912 And as we pass the collection plate... 10 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:30,456 please give as though the person next to you were watching. 11 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:33,492 [ Groans, Sighs ] Oh, man. 12 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,788 This is the hottest Easter ever. 13 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,760 Even that praying mantis is losing it. 14 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:39,764 [ Groaning ] 15 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,436 Thank you, Helen. 16 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,630 And thank you all for your kind contrib- [ Gasps ] 17 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:48,707 A chocolate bunny? 18 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,538 Who put this wicked idol in the collection plate? 19 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:54,943 - [ Congregation Gasps ] - Relax. I found it in the Dumpster. 20 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:58,381 Perhaps we need a hefty dose of the good book. 21 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,453 [ Marge Groans ] 22 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,521 ''In the beginning''- 23 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,989 Excuse me, Reverend. It's hard to hear you with those fans going. 24 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:08,788 - Well, let's get those off then. - [ Homer Groans ] 25 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:10,954 ''In the beginning... 26 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:15,160 God created the heavens and the Earth. '' 27 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:18,203 - Which brings us back to our- - [ Snores ] 28 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,475 Ooh. Ooh! 29 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:26,044 [ Animals Purring, Calling ] 30 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:34,347 What a beautiful garden. 31 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:37,150 - It's almost like paradise. - [ Homer ] Heads up.! 32 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,157 Whee! [ Grunts ] 33 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,388 [ Gasps ] 34 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:47,159 - Well, hello. - Aren't you hurt? 35 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,531 Of course not. There's no pain in the Garden of Eden. 36 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:52,696 Hey, you must be Eve. 37 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:54,773 Mmm, I guess. 38 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:58,571 Looks like God made you out of my sexiest rib. [ Growls ] 39 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:02,239 - Speaking of ribs, is there any grub around here? - Is there! 40 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:05,249 Good morning, Adam. Any bacon for you then? 41 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,979 Don't mind if I do. 42 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,382 [ Ned ] Hi-diddly-ho, paradise dwellers! 43 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:13,982 - [ Gasps ] - Good morning, Lord. I just have to compliment you... 44 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:16,755 on this beautifully crafted mate. 45 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:21,061 - Oh, Adam, you're too kind. - No, you're too kind and wise and righteous. 46 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:23,158 I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend. 47 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:25,863 [ Chuckles ] Oh, please! You're gonna give me a swelled head. 48 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,236 I just stopped by to see if you needed anything. 49 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:31,367 Well, some general-interest magazines would be nice. 50 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:33,468 You got it, Eve. 51 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,548 - There you go. - Oh, thanks. 52 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:39,311 Well, I better skedaddle. Oh, there's one more weensy little thing. 53 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:40,653 See that tree over there? I hate to be a bossy Betty... 54 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:42,587 See that tree over there? I hate to be a bossy Betty... 55 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,987 but I have to forbid you to eat its fruit. 56 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,252 No problem, Lord. And it would be even easier... 57 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,954 to avoid that temptation if I had a few extra wives. 58 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,031 - [ Groans ] - I'm just sayin'. 59 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:54,531 - [ Chittering ] - Oh, how cute. 60 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,898 Let's call this little guy a groundhog. 61 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:00,495 - Sorry, I already gave him a name: land monster. - Really? 62 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,973 Well, what do you call that thing on the branch? 63 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,044 - [ Hisses ] - Branch monster. 64 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:07,738 [ Snake ] Please, please, call me Snake. 65 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,145 Yo, have you dudes sampled this fruit? 66 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,582 It's, like, God's private stash. 67 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,653 But he said it was forbidden. 68 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,484 Quite so, mum. I recall one of the dinosaurs had a bite. 69 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,923 And, well, that was the last of- Egad! 70 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,256 Please stop eating that. God's going to be furious. 71 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,336 You're pretty uptight for a naked chick. 72 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,927 You know what would loosen you up? A little fruit. 73 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:36,873 Mmm, well, it is a sin to waste food. 74 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:40,468 And you keep saying we need to do things together. 75 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,980 Hmm. 76 00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:47,280 - Mmm! This could really spice up those pies I've been making. - [ Thunderclap ] 77 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,355 - [ Ned ] What the dickens? - [ Gasps ] 78 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,481 Eve, did you taste of the forbidden fruit? 79 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,583 - Ohh. - ## [ Whistling ] 80 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:56,559 Yes, God. 81 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,631 Doggone it, Eve. 82 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:01,165 I think you'd better hightail it out of this garden! 83 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,235 Adam, say something! 84 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:07,534 Uh, um- Uh, I think we should see other people. 85 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,234 - You heard me. Vamoose! - [ Gasps ] 86 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,074 [ Groans ] 87 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:16,914 [ Whines ] 88 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:21,282 Oh! Usually a mink massage makes me feel better. 89 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,355 But something's missing now. 90 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,424 I didn't say stop. 91 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,891 Lovely day in paradise, isn't it? 92 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,121 Yeah. Just like yesterday. 93 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:33,892 Today I'm featuring mouthwatering pork ribs. Tuck in then. 94 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,264 [ Sloshing, Snapping ] 95 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:39,805 Oh. I gave a rib to Eve, and now she's gone forever. 96 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:44,275 One whole rib and still standing. Well, aren't you the plucky one, sir? 97 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:47,039 - Come on! - Oh, poor Eve. 98 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:49,580 What are you doing out there in that horrible place? 99 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:52,048 I'm toiling. What does it look like? 100 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:56,485 Oh, this is my fault. I should have stood up for you during that whole ''Applegate'' thing. 101 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,648 Well, it's a little late for apologies now. 102 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,318 Don't say that. Maybe I can sneak you back in. 103 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:05,022 I mean, God can't be everywhere at once, right? 104 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:08,567 ## [ Whistling, Scatting ] 105 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,636 Somebody order a hole? 106 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,638 Ooh, that's a tight squeeze. 107 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:16,641 - [ Gasping ] - Oh, thank you. 108 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:19,075 - Are you okay? - I'll be fine. 109 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,646 Just give me a second to- [ Groans ] 110 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,477 - [ Gasps ] - [ Homer ] Come on, Eve.! Hurry.! 111 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,483 [ Grunting ] 112 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,147 Oh, my dear sweet Eve. 113 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:33,953 I love you even more than the butterscotch pond or the porno bush. 114 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,994 [ Thunderclap ] 115 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:38,791 - So! This is how you repay me, Adam! - [ Gasps ] 116 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:43,096 - [ Both Groan ] - And after I created my fingers to the bone for you. I- 117 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:46,296 [ Gasps, Screams ] My unicorn! 118 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,533 Oh, what have they done to you, Gary? 119 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:53,374 Oh, there, there. I'm sure he's gone to a better place, Lord. 120 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:56,573 Oh, shut up! You are so banished. 121 00:06:56,682 --> 00:07:01,210 Hey, now let's not do anything rash. God is love, right? 122 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,778 - [ Screams ] - God, you have every right to flick me out too. 123 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:07,416 But before you- [ Screams ] 124 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,586 Oh, my back! 125 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:11,788 So this must be that pain thing. 126 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:13,866 [ Groans ] Oh, yeah. 127 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:15,934 Definitely pain. 128 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:19,104 [ Animal Howling In Distance ] 129 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:22,039 This sucks. 130 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:24,575 Things were so much better back in the garden. 131 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:27,510 I'm sure God will let us return soon. 132 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,877 I mean, how long can he hold a grudge? 133 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:31,950 - [ Reverend Lovejoy ] ''Forever- - Hmm? 134 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:33,985 ''and ever... 135 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,546 and ever, a''- 136 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:42,023 And that concludes Genesis... 137 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:46,360 the first of the 66 books of the Bible. 138 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,798 [ Clears Throat ] Moving on to Exodus- 139 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,801 [ Groaning ] 140 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:54,971 [ Laughing, Chattering ] 141 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:01,246 And Abraham begat Isaac, and Isaac begatJacob... 142 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:03,338 and who did he beget? 143 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:04,882 ## [ Blows Note ] 144 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:08,283 All right. Let's go, you wee Israelites. 145 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:10,821 Back to slavin'. 146 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:12,584 [ All Groan ] 147 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,261 [ Groaning ] 148 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,032 Man, captivity blows. 149 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:22,498 - Talk to the whip. [ Grunts ] - [ Yelps ] 150 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,036 [ Whinnying ] 151 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:28,197 On your knees, ya mugs! It's the pharaoh! 152 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,977 Ah, excellent progress, Slave Driver Willie. 153 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,376 - Kudos on your whipping. - Oh, he noticed! 154 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,109 Ay! Suffering sarcophagus! My tomb! 155 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:42,046 - Who did this? - [ Chuckles ] 156 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:45,749 Come on, confess. Don't make me slay all the firstborn males again. 157 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:50,761 Bart did it. I saw him do it. 158 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:53,388 Take him away, boys. 159 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,399 No! The bush set me up! 160 00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:59,096 As for the rest of you, it's time for a little discipline. 161 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:03,107 Slave Driver, put away the encouragement whip and break out the cruel whip. 162 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,539 [ All Gasp, Murmur] 163 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:10,013 - [ Grunts ] - [ All Yelp ] 164 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,414 Heh! That's the new omni-lash, boys. 165 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:16,045 -Just look at that snapback. - Yeah, it's sweet. 166 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:20,319 We can't keep living like this. Moses, ask Pharaoh to let your people go. 167 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,088 Oh, now they're my people. 168 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:30,097 Scrub harder, slave! I want to be able to eat off that thing! 169 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:32,033 And make it snappy. It's almost lunchtime. 170 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:41,272 I think Moses here has something to ask you. Go! 171 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,575 - Uh, let my people go. - Let your people go? 172 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:47,779 I've never heard such insolence! You call yourselves slaves? 173 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:50,412 [ Both Groaning ] 174 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:55,183 Well, the ball's in his court now. 175 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:59,253 All right, read me back what I have so far, Mrs. Krabapatra. 176 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:02,129 ''Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird.'' 177 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:04,361 Mm-hmm. Very good. 178 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:08,600 Uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat head, cat head, cat head... 179 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:11,268 guy doing this- 180 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:13,004 - [ Croaking ] - What? What the- 181 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:16,548 - Keep that plague coming, Moses. - Frogs away! 182 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:19,015 [ Laughing ] 183 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:23,179 We spent all our money, but it was worth it. Now he's gotta let us go! 184 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,757 Mmm. Mmm! 185 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:28,850 These are the juiciest frogs I've ever eaten. 186 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:32,260 Mmm! Ra has rewarded my cruelty to the slaves. 187 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,334 It's a plague, you moron! And we got lots more planned. 188 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,402 And there's nothing you can do about it! 189 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,134 - [ Both Scream ] - So long, kids. 190 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,539 Give my regards to the British Museum. 191 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,771 [ Chuckles ] 192 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,847 [ Both Screaming ] 193 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,472 [ Both Grunt ] 194 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:54,246 Do you think we could ever be more than just friends? 195 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:58,722 Not now, Moses! We gotta find a way outta here. 196 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,858 I know we built a secret passage in here somewhere. 197 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:10,231 I found it! We're outta here! 198 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:14,872 Uh-oh. 199 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,101 [ Gasping ] 200 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,302 [ Together] Help! 201 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,676 Eh, slave labor. You get what you pay for. 202 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,788 - Whee! - Whoo! 203 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,619 - Whee! - ## [ Blows ] 204 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,521 [ All ] Huh? 205 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,995 Our time has come! Follow me to freedom! 206 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,998 - [ Cheering ] - ## [ Blows ] 207 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,702 ##[ Continues ] 208 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,497 Hey, Pharaoh, those half-pint slaves are ''exodusing'' as we speak. 209 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,907 Well, I say good riddance to bad rubbish. 210 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,708 Okay. But who's gonna build your pyramids? 211 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,840 Well, we cou-After them! 212 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,452 [ Sighs ] We'll never be able to swim that far. 213 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,853 [ Whinnying ] 214 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,018 - Oy, caramba.! - Screw this! 215 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:11,494 I'm converting! Save us, O mighty Ra! 216 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:14,498 Hey, cut that out! I have an idea. 217 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,569 All right, Moses. Lead your people! 218 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,735 Flush! 219 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,365 [ Toilets Flushing ] 220 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:33,309 It's a miracle! I performed a miracle! I'm a genius! 221 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,286 Yeah, yeah. Hurry, everyone! We don't have much time! 222 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:41,725 After them, men, into the temporarily dry sea. 223 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,866 - Aw, nuts. - [ Horses Whinnying ] 224 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,572 [ Gasping ] 225 00:12:56,909 --> 00:13:00,242 - [ Skinner ] Oh.! - Hey, Chief. He splashed me! 226 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:04,043 Look, nobody likes a crybaby, okay? You just splash him back. 227 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,050 [ Cheering ] 228 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:11,151 Well, Lisa, we're out of Egypt. 229 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:14,590 So, what's next for the Israelites? Land of milk and honey? 230 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:19,323 Hmm. Well, actually it looks like we're in for 40 years of wandering the desert. 231 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:22,332 Forty years? 232 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:25,870 But after that, it's clear sailing for theJews, right? 233 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:29,873 Uhh- [ Quavering ] More or less. Hey, is that manna? 234 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,943 [ Cheering ] 235 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:43,311 Now we come to King Solomon, whose wisdom was like a drill... 236 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:46,118 boring into the rock of injustice. 237 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,989 Boring. 238 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:51,153 Boring. 239 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:53,231 Boring. 240 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,300 [ Yawns ] 241 00:13:56,802 --> 00:14:00,795 King Solomon, these men need you to settle a dispute. 242 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:03,966 They each claim ownership of this pie. 243 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,271 Hmm. 244 00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:08,505 The pie shall be cut in two. 245 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:14,441 And each man shall receive... death. 246 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:17,021 - [ Gasps ] - I'll eat the pie. 247 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,060 Okay, next up- 248 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,561 ''Jesus Christ versus Checker Chariot.'' 249 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:37,440 - Ow. Dad, you're sitting on my arm. - [ Grunts ] 250 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,875 ''And after David smote Goliath... 251 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,209 ''the people crowded into the temple- 252 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:45,010 - [ Wheezing ] - ''where a cool breeze blew not. 253 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,915 And their hearts were filled with crankiness. '' 254 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:51,217 - [ Groans ] - And once again- 255 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,983 ## [ Harp ] 256 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,688 I'm bored. Send in my jester. 257 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,959 Hey, hey, King David! [ Chuckles ] How ya doin'? 258 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,728 Now, I'm not saying Jezebel's easy... 259 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,567 but before she moved to Sodom it was known for its pottery. 260 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,641 - [ Laughs ] - What else you got? 261 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,768 Well, wait a minute. I got something on the Canaanites. 262 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:15,403 Oh. They are so stupid- 263 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,414 [ Groaning ] 264 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,852 [ Crowd Gasps ] 265 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:25,520 Methuselah, my oldest friend, who did this to you? 266 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:29,617 Oh, it was Goliath. 267 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:32,629 But Goliath is dead. I smote him myself. 268 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,699 I ''smoted'' him good. 269 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,997 No, it was his son, Goliath II. [ Grunts ] 270 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,470 No-o-o! 271 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,871 Goliath II is gonna pay. 272 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:47,070 And this time it's biblical. 273 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:00,624 I'll just give Goliath II the old rock to the head... 274 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:04,093 applause, applause, you gotta believe in yourself, stay in school, and we're outta here. 275 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:07,859 - I don't know, Davey. - Quiet, you. 276 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,528 - Oh, you've gotten pretty fat, Davey. - [ Thudding ] 277 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,935 [ Gasps ] 278 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,007 Let's get it on! 279 00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,406 See ya later, Davey. 280 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,637 You killed my best friend! 281 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,839 [ All ] Ooh-hoo! 282 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:26,247 You killed my father, who was like a best friend! 283 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,286 [ All ] Ooh-hoo! 284 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:33,950 All I need is my trusty sling and one good, hard, um- 285 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:37,517 Say, how's tomorrow for you? [ Gasps ] 286 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,529 [ Groaning ] 287 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:47,068 - [ Groans ] - What say you now, Goliath? 288 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:51,131 Without your precious hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength! 289 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:54,406 - That's Samson, idiot! - [ Gulps ] 290 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,481 [ Frightened Yelps ] 291 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,082 [ All Gasp ] 292 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,187 Let my proclamation go out across the land: 293 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:07,190 - Ha-ha! - [ All ] Ha-ha! 294 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,556 [ Screams ] 295 00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:12,926 Oh. I hope this doesn't get into the Bible. 296 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,866 You're King David. I love you, 'cause you kill people. 297 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:21,838 Get yourself another hero, kid. I'm all washed up. [ Grunts ] 298 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,909 Well, I guess it's up to Ralph to stop Goliath. 299 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,604 [ Sheep Bleating ] 300 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,681 ## [ Humming ] 301 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:36,150 Goliath II is really gonna pay! 302 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:39,554 Get ready to meet the first action hero. 303 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,353 - [ Bleats ] - Wow. 304 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:45,362 - ##['80s Rock ] - [ Grunting ] 305 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,596 [ Grunts ] Ow! 306 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:56,196 ##[ Ends ] 307 00:17:56,308 --> 00:18:00,176 All right. It's giant-slaying time. 308 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,978 - [ Groaning ] - Oops. 309 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,184 - [ Shouts, Grunts ] - Crap. 310 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:18,052 [ Groans ] How am I supposed to get up there? 311 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,935 [ Burps ] 312 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,467 Jonah! Oh! 313 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,808 You died the way you lived- inside a whale. 314 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,608 [ Gasps ] 315 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,417 Hmm. 316 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,455 [ Grunting ] 317 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,889 I trampled four giant-slayers today. 318 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:52,463 I think I earned this. 319 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:55,158 Don't you know smoking stunts your growth? 320 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,464 Well, well, well, if it isn't the little prince. 321 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,471 I'm not afraid of you, Goliath. Before, I was arrogant. 322 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:05,031 But now my heart is humbled. And my spirit is- 323 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,669 [ Groaning, Whimpering ] 324 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:10,805 What do you know? A king fit for a meal. 325 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:16,479 Hope I don't give you... heartburn! [ Grunts ] 326 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,180 [ Gulps ] 327 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,315 [ Screams ] 328 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,629 [ Groaning ] 329 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,791 Huh? 330 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:35,501 Great news, everyone. Goliath is dead! 331 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:40,135 Although I haven't seen his body, the blast that failed to kill me surely killed the giant. 332 00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:43,078 Anyhoo, now that I'm your king again- 333 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,082 [ Shouts ] 334 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,651 [ Screams ] 335 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,483 - [ Crunching ] - [ Screams ] 336 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:53,114 [ Thuds ] 337 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,961 - Ralph, I thought you were dead. - Nope! 338 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:03,763 Rejoice, good people.! Goliath the Terrible shall rule no more.! 339 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,066 - But Goliath was the greatest king we ever had. - Wha- 340 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:10,198 He built roads, hospitals, libraries. 341 00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:13,506 To us he was Goliath the Consensus Builder. 342 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:17,309 - You're under arrest for ''megacide.'' - [ Whines ] 343 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,643 - [ Grunts ] - Where's your messiah now? 344 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:25,018 [ All Laughing ] 345 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,337 - [ Groans, Gasps ] - [ Snoring ] 346 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,338 - Mmm. Mmm. - Huh? 347 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,340 [ Clears Throat ] 348 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,342 [ Gasps ] Everyone's gone. 349 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:49,744 Oh, how embarrassing. Ooh, we slept right through church. 350 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,442 Eh, it's not the end of the world. 351 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,019 [ All Gasping ] 352 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:01,092 [ All Laughing ] 353 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,859 Oh, no! It's the apocalypse! 354 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:09,024 - Bart, are you wearing clean underwear? - Not anymore. 355 00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:12,535 It's the rapture! And I never knew true love. 356 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,765 I never used those pizza coupons! 357 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,240 ##[ Angelic Vocalizing ] 358 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:25,177 - Why aren't we ascending into heaven? - [ Rumbling ] 359 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,275 Oh, right. The sins. 360 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,820 Wha- Ohh! 361 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,913 - Where do you think you're going, missy? - Dad! 362 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,493 [ All Scream ] 363 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:39,325 [ Sniffing ] Ooh! I smell barbecue! 364 00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:42,628 [ Giggling ] Hey, look! 365 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:47,728 [ Screams ] Oh, they're out ofhot dogs.! 366 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:51,002 And the coleslaw has pineapple in it.! 367 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:53,669 [ Screams ] German potato salad.! 368 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,614 ##[ Hard Rock ] 369 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,104 ##[ Hard Rock ] 370 00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,017 ##[ Ends ] 371 00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:43,094 - [ Murmuring ] - Shh! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net