0 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,303 ##[ Chorus Singing ] 1 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:19,984 [ Bell Ringing ] 2 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,918 [ Whistle Blowing ] 3 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:32,297 [ Beeping ] 4 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,938 ## [Jazzy Solo ] 5 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:01,926 [ Beeping ] 6 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:03,928 [ Tires Screeching ] 7 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:07,232 D'oh! [ Screams ] 8 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:12,935 Whoo-hoo! 9 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:26,007 ## [ Singing ] 10 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,818 - Homer! - ## [ Singing ] 11 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:36,521 - I said, Homer! - ## [ Ends ] 12 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,563 Marge, I'm out of beer! 13 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:44,604 You know, Homie, a lot of men use their Saturdays to do things around the house. Hint, hint. 14 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:47,468 But, Marge, I'm not like other men. 15 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,907 That's why you buy my pants at that special store! 16 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:55,310 I'm serious! You never finished painting the garage. 17 00:01:55,415 --> 00:02:00,045 And you still haven't taken down those awful hostage ribbons from the old oak tree. 18 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:03,680 Oh, you know as soon as I take 'em down, there'll just be more hostages. 19 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,987 And you could at least get that snake out of the piano. 20 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:09,960 - ## [ Middle Eastern ] - [ Hissing ] 21 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:13,294 Fine, I'll drop everything I'm doing just for you! 22 00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:16,857 [ Slurps ] But you'll have to live with the guilt of ruining my Saturday. 23 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,666 Can you live with that, Marge? Huh? Can ya? 24 00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:21,672 - Yup! - Can ya? 25 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:24,205 - [ Groans ] - [ Thuds ] 26 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,210 [ Ned ] God... bless him.! 27 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,716 [ Doorbell Chimes ] 28 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,719 - Excuse me. I have a few questions for Pop. - That's me. 29 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:38,689 You're Pop? No offense, but even I could kick your ass. 30 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,351 Hey, get off my case! The only reason I'm working here... 31 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,725 is 'cause I'm trying to get a date with Mom. 32 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:49,458 Look, Pop. I'm planning some expert home repairs... 33 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,265 and I need a pair of bolt cutters or wire cutters... 34 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:54,772 or something to get the lock off my toolbox. 35 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:56,933 Aisle one, next to the cat poison. 36 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:04,182 Edna, look. A dimmer switch could ratchet up the romance in our love nest. 37 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,775 You mean the janitor's closet? Ha! 38 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:08,945 [ Sighs ] What's the matter, Edna? 39 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:11,683 Lately you just say, ''Ha!'' to everything. 40 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:13,782 I want a baby now.! 41 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:19,096 Why don't we continue this in Pool Supplies? 42 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,724 Hi, I'm Doug Vaccaro. 43 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:26,635 You know me as Chip, the wisecracking assistant on the hit sitcom Toolin'Around. 44 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:29,606 [ Titters ] A man in an apron! [ Chuckles ] 45 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:33,440 But today I'm here as a ''tool'' of Global Dynamics Corp. 46 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,776 You know, installing your own barbecue pit... 47 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:39,579 is no harder than adding an aviary or Olympic-size swimming pool. 48 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:42,621 - In fact, it's a snap. - [ Fingers Snap ] 49 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,885 - Or if you're not into chicken- - No, no! I'm into chicken! 50 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:49,155 How about wild boar? Or swordfish? 51 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,787 Or hippo? 52 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,093 Mmm. Hippo. 53 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,100 [ Guttural Sigh ] 54 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:58,170 [ Male Announcer] Lighthearted apron not included. 55 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:01,035 Snapping fingers may not make food appear. 56 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:04,439 How about it, Bart? Would you like a new backyard barbecue pit? 57 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:06,512 Can I burn evidence in it? 58 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:09,241 We can all burn evidence in it. 59 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:15,045 There. That wasn't so hard, was it, honey? 60 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:18,317 Dad, I really need to rest my back. 61 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,291 Okay, sweetie. Daddy'll take over. 62 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:26,091 Oh, yeah. That's a fine-looking- 63 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,667 D'oh! Okay, no big deal. 64 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,066 [ Straining ] 65 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:34,537 [ Shrieks ] Stupid Lisa! [ Panting ] 66 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:37,576 Gotta build fast. Cement drying! All right, let's see. 67 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:42,307 Ohh. English side ruined! Must use French instructions! 68 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:45,714 ''Le grille''? What the hell is that? 69 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:48,719 [ Groans ] Come here. Get- Uh. 70 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:51,551 Come on. Fit, you- [ Muttering ] 71 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,753 Huh? [ Groaning ] 72 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,625 Ahh.! Yeah.! 73 00:04:57,730 --> 00:05:00,824 That's one fine-looking barbecue pit. 74 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:04,460 Why doesn't mine look like that? [ Screams ] 75 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:06,538 Why? Da-Why? 76 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,335 Why must life be so hard? 77 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:14,675 Why must I fail in every attempt at masonry? [ Crying ] 78 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,976 How's your father's project coming along? 79 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,051 I think he's almost done. 80 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:22,121 - [ Screams ] - Yeah, he's done. 81 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,584 [ Doorbell Chimes ] 82 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:28,593 [ Clears Throat ] I'd like to return this barbecue kit. 83 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:32,131 All returned items must be in a box and accompanied by a receipt. 84 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,199 Well, if you'll follow the flashlight... 85 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,326 you'll see the receipt embedded here and here... 86 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:40,235 and elements of the box here, here and possibly here. 87 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,467 Sorry. I didn't get this hammer hat... 88 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:45,669 - by handing out refunds. - [ Groans ] 89 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:48,906 [ Grunting ] Come on! Get- Ohh! 90 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:53,111 Yeah, hold on there, Santa Claus. That box is for toys only. 91 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:58,714 Well, of course. Any kid would love to have this, uh, activity center. 92 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:03,091 - It teaches them while they learn. - Yeah. Nice try, St. Nick. 93 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,289 Now hit the road, Kriss Kringle. 94 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:09,095 - But- But- - You heard me, Pere Noel. 95 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,638 [ Groans ] 96 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:17,074 - What you got there? - Beanie Baby. 97 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,915 [ Squeaking ] 98 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,920 I'll never get rid of it. 99 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,488 - It'll follow me to the ends of the earth! - [ Thudding ] 100 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,420 All right! My bumper fell off. 101 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,790 [ Horns Honking ] 102 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:41,264 Not my fault. Act of God, act of God. [ Chuckles ] 103 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:45,235 [ Horn Blares, Dies ] 104 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,499 Uh-oh. Uh- 105 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:48,904 Ahh! 106 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:56,306 ## [ Singing ] 107 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:00,552 Homie, someone's at the door. 108 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:04,020 They want to talk to you about some sort of car accident? 109 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:06,250 Take the kids out back. 110 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,327 I'll handle this. 111 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,529 Mr. Simpson? 112 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:15,927 I believe something of yours struck my car yesterday. 113 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:18,663 Oh, yeah? Prove it! 114 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,898 That's your license plate, isn't it? 115 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:25,436 Uh- [ Crying ] 116 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:28,036 All right! Just go ahead and sue me! 117 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:32,948 Everybody else does! The average settlement is $68,000. 118 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:36,954 I'm not here to sue you. My name is Astrid Weller. 119 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:40,856 I own an art gallery, and I'd love to display your piece. 120 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,827 You mean this hunk of junk? This isn't art. 121 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:46,296 It's just a barbecue that pushed me over the edge. 122 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:50,426 Didn't you? Didn't you? You stupid- [ Shouting ] 123 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:52,766 Uh, art isn't just pretty pictures. 124 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:57,104 It's an expression of raw human emotion. In your case, rage. 125 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,178 Oh, I got that, lady. 126 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:03,146 Is everything okay? I got worried when I didn't hear any shots. 127 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:06,980 - This lady says I'm an artist. - You? An artist? 128 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:11,113 Your husband's work is what we call ''outsider art.'' 129 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:16,184 - It could be by a mental patient or a hillbilly or a chimpanzee. - [ Gasps ] 130 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:21,096 In high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, hillbilly or chimpanzee! 131 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,862 Well, you should be very excited... 132 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:27,098 because outsider art couldn't be hotter. 133 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:30,937 So you'd better catch the fever. Catch it! 134 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,481 [ Chattering ] 135 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,151 [ Munching ] 136 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:44,485 Dad, chew with your mouth closed. You're losing your mystique. 137 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:47,115 Lisa, all great artists love free food. 138 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,854 Check outJasperJohns. 139 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:52,897 You squeal on me, I'll kill you. 140 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,866 [ Groans ] I don't know. 141 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:59,529 I studied art for years, but I just don't get this. 142 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,164 Sounds like somebody's jealous. 143 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:07,645 No, I'm not. I just can't believe some people are paying hundreds of dollars... 144 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:10,511 for something a hillbilly pulled out of the trash. 145 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:16,179 Hey, I done studied for years on how to get over that junkyard fence. 146 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:19,190 Then I learnt the gate was open. 147 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,386 Smithers, I think I'm in love! 148 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,986 - Hah! - With this sculpture. 149 00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:29,431 Sir, that's by Homer Simpson. I don't think you want to buy it. 150 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:35,201 Smithers, years ago I blew the chance to buy Picasso's Guernica for a song. 151 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,276 Luckily that song was ''White Christmas''... 152 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:39,367 and by hanging on to it, I made billions. 153 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:42,447 Anyway, I love this hideous thing. 154 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,709 Young lady, I'll take it! 155 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,808 Congratulations, Homer. 156 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:50,184 - You're now a professional artist. - Whoo-hoo! 157 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:52,621 Look, Marge! My first sale! 158 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,956 - In your face,JasperJohns! - Huh? 159 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,991 [ Homer Grunting ] 160 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,630 Where you going with that junk, Dad? 161 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,501 I'm gonna be an outsider artist. 162 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,667 That way I can turn all these old baseball cards, Disney memorabilia... 163 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,074 and antiques into something valuable. 164 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:18,617 Homie, I'm really happy you sold your sculpture. But don't you think it may have been a fluke? 165 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:22,620 Hey, I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days... 166 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:26,021 when I painted portrait after portrait of Ringo Starr. 167 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,218 That's my life you're describing! 168 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:31,956 I think I remember my own life, Marge. 169 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:36,694 Astrid said the key to my art is anger. But you know me. I'm Mr. Mellow. 170 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:40,636 - [ Together] Hmm? - So I'm giving you kids permission to get me mad. 171 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,709 - Come on. Give me what you got. - Well, if it'll help. 172 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:47,540 Uh, Mom found out her engagement ring is made of rock candy. 173 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,515 [ Grunting ] Good work, honey. Keep it coming. 174 00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:54,745 Well, I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse. 175 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,652 [ Shouting, Screaming ] 176 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,028 Moe, this is Astrid, my dealer. 177 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:08,328 And these are my fans: Gunter, Kyoto and Cecil Hampstead-on-Cecil-Cecil. 178 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:11,062 So, uh, you guys are Eurotrash, huh? 179 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,138 How's that working out for you? 180 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,606 Eh, to be honest, we are adrift in a sea... 181 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:19,940 of decadent luxury and meaningless sex. 182 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:24,278 Uh-huh. So, uh, where might this sea be located? Hmm? 183 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:27,511 I must get back to my hotel and practice my affectations for tomorrow. 184 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,520 Bonsoir.! [ Pops ] 185 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,090 - What do we owe you, Moe? - Nothing, nothing. 186 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:35,627 Just give me a priceless sketch with a certificate of authenticity. 187 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,094 All right. [ Muttering ] 188 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,688 Hey, Moe! Can I pay with a drawing? 189 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,997 - Yeah. Nice try there, twelve step. - [ Groans ] 190 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,596 [ Bird Squawks ] 191 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:52,144 Uh, Homer, you're making us a little bit uncomfortable. 192 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:55,873 Relax, big guy. He's just doing this for his art. Right, Homer? 193 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:59,151 Oh, yeah, art. 194 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,749 Here he is. This is where the magic happens. 195 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:10,420 - Wonderful news, Homer. - Is it about pies? 196 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:12,429 I, um- No. 197 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:16,729 We're going to hold a show devoted entirely to you. 198 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:21,739 Wow! It's like Marge's dream come true- for me! 199 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:24,571 Isn't that great, Marge? For me. 200 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,042 [ Groans ] 201 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,380 Look, Marge. 202 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,609 They're advertising my show in Art in America. 203 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,652 It's the first time I've been mentioned there- that I know of. 204 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,279 - I'm happy for you. Now good night. - Good night. 205 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,381 You're upset about something. 206 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,621 Is this about that trip Barney and I took to Machu Picchu? 207 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:46,596 Oh, Homer, being an artist was my dream. 208 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,031 But now, without even trying... 209 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,571 you've accomplished more in a week than I have in my whole life. 210 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:55,071 Aw, honey. I've always liked your art. 211 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:58,439 Your paintings look like the things they look like. 212 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:01,638 That's sweet. But how would you like it if I- 213 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:05,114 I don't know- entered a belching contest. 214 00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,014 Frankly, I'd be a little turned on. 215 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,644 [ Groans ] You don't understand. 216 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,883 Marge, I've screwed up everything I've ever done. 217 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,017 I mean, look at Bart. 218 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:19,496 But I finally found something where people worship me for screwing up. 219 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,566 And that feels pretty good. 220 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:25,228 Well, I guess nothing else matters as long as you're happy. 221 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:28,204 Now you're making sense. Good night. 222 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,275 [ Snoring ] 223 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,279 Then I bought a Rembrandt- 224 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,754 [ Burps ] 225 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,518 Homer is the most dangerous artist on the Springfield scene. 226 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,492 [ Applause ] 227 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,729 I give you Botched Hibachi. The tricycle's on loan from the Maggie Simpson collection. 228 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,806 This piece I call... 229 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:04,774 Failed Shelving Unit with Stupid Stuck Chain Saw and Applesauce. 230 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:08,040 And finally, my thing de resistance... 231 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:11,275 Attempted Birdhouse I. 232 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,851 [ Squawking ] 233 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,978 [ All Murmuring ] 234 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:19,353 Shall we start the bidding at, say, $1 0,000? 235 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,892 [ Throats Clearing ] 236 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,462 All right. How about a million? 237 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:27,532 I'll give you two bucks for the bird if it's still alive. 238 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:32,598 What's going on here? You weirdos love this stuff. 239 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,833 Homer, I'm afraid they only love what's new and shocking. 240 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,501 These pieces are just like your earlier work. 241 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,205 You've gone from hip to boring. 242 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:45,511 Why don't you call us when you get to kitsch? [ Chuckles ] 243 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,518 Come on, Gunter, Kyoto. 244 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,316 - If we hurry, we can still catch the heroin craze. - Mmm! 245 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,856 Wait! Come back! I'm a god to you! 246 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:56,121 Worship me or fear my wrath! 247 00:14:56,228 --> 00:15:00,927 Oh, please, fear my wrath! Please! 248 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,058 Call me. 249 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:09,931 I don't get it. Why don't people like my art anymore? 250 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:15,742 Homer, I know you worked hard. But all of your things were kind of the same. 251 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:20,547 Hey, RayJ.Johnson never changed his act, and he's more popular now than he's ever been. 252 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,746 - Who? - You can call him Ray. 253 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:26,552 Or you can call him J. Or you can call him RayJ. 254 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,753 - But you doesn't have to call him- - I'm sick of him already. 255 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:33,298 The point is, great artists are always trying new things... 256 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,197 like Michelangelo or Shaquille O'Neal. 257 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,827 You just need some inspiration. 258 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:43,669 It's so exciting to do something cultural together. 259 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:49,009 Matt Groening? What's he doing in a museum? He can barely draw! 260 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:52,174 Ow! Oh, no! I'm being erased! 261 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:56,015 Move it, bub.! We got an installation to ''installate. '' 262 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,249 Ooh! A Claes Oldenburg. 263 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,849 He's a European who defied convention... 264 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,556 - and embraced American popular culture. - [ Impressed Whistle ] 265 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,326 He must be a hundred feet tall. 266 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,068 Now this is a Joseph Turner. 267 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,696 In an era when everyone else painted portraits... 268 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,970 he broke away by painting the Venetian canals. 269 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,410 It's glorious! The streets are paved with water! 270 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,447 You could ride a walrus to work! 271 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:28,509 And Picasso started out painting realistically, then moved on to cubism. 272 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,420 By the end of his life, he was just painting crank letters to the editor. 273 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,719 They call it his AngryJerk Period. 274 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,091 [ Guttural Sigh ] 275 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,357 Mmm, split-pea. 276 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,592 [ Gasps ] With ham! 277 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:45,500 - Any ideas yet? - No. These guys are geniuses. 278 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:48,903 I could never think of something like soup or a pencil. 279 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,532 Oh! 280 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:53,475 I'm just gonna rest for a minute. 281 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,413 [ Snoring ] 282 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,150 [ Growling ] 283 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,915 [ Sniffing ] 284 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,082 - What the-Who the- Hey! - [ Karate Yells ] 285 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,159 [ Grunting, Groaning ] 286 00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:11,796 You're mean. 287 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,935 Hasta la vista, baby! 288 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,633 [ Groaning ] 289 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,708 Hmm? Uhh! 290 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,300 What the- Eww! 291 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,107 [ Gasps ] D'oh! 292 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:32,311 - [ Grunts ] - Soup's on, fat boy.! 293 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,511 Ooh! Ow! Hey! No! 294 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,282 No! Help! No! Ow! 295 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:41,189 - No! Yo, Andy, no! - Homer! Homer! 296 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:45,821 Marge! Oh, why does art hate me? I never did anything to art. 297 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,899 Oh. Let's get out of here. 298 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,763 Well, Dad, if the museum didn't inspire you... 299 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:55,965 maybe you should do something really radical, like Christo. 300 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,600 Is he that jerk that revealed the magicians' secrets? 301 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:02,840 No, Christo is a conceptual artist who does huge outdoor projects. 302 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,348 He once wrapped the Reichstag in plastic. 303 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,318 - Not the Reichstag! - Oh, yes. 304 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,947 And he also set up hundreds of yellow umbrellas along a California highway. 305 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:15,754 - Why did he do that? - To make the world a more magical place, I guess. 306 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,295 Although they did blow over and kill some people. 307 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:21,264 Killer umbrellas? Of course. 308 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,266 Exquisite. 309 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:26,997 No, Dad. No, my point is you have to do something big and daring. 310 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,301 Big? Daring? Lisa, that's it! 311 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:33,936 I've got an idea for a wonderful art project that'll make everyone love me again! 312 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,379 Step one: steal all the doormats in town. 313 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,748 Hit the road, ''Welcome Home''! 314 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,549 Adios, ''Casa de Flanders''! 315 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,522 See ya in hell, ''God Bless This House.'' 316 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,718 So long, ''The Simpsons''! 317 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,852 D'oh.! 318 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,364 Step two:snorkel the animals. 319 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:01,900 [ Panting ] It wasn't easy, but I got all the grizzlies. 320 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,567 Great. I'll do the pony while you do the lions. 321 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,644 Make sure you strap 'em on real tight. 322 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,713 Now, step three. 323 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,475 Are you sure this is art- [ Coughs ] and not vandalism? 324 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,951 That's for the courts to decide, Son. 325 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,256 [ Birds Twittering ] 326 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,556 [ Creaking ] 327 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,027 [ Homer On Bullhorn ] Wake up.! Wake up, Springfield.! 328 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,997 I've got a surprise for you. 329 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,364 Oh, Lord! What now? 330 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:33,370 - [ Chittering ] - Oh, that can't be good. 331 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:37,101 People of Springfield, behold my latest work! 332 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,905 Homer, what have you done? 333 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,413 It's conceptual art- The Grand Canals of Springfield. 334 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,608 Just like Venice, without the black plague. 335 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:49,084 - What do you think? - I think some people are going to be upset. 336 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,156 I love it, Homer! 337 00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:53,690 You've turned this town into a work of art! 338 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:58,388 I just wish JasperJohns hadn't stolen my boat. Aah! 339 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,465 So long, suckers.! 340 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,525 Well, they're in the business. Real people might not be so understanding. 341 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:08,697 What the flood? Maude, it's a miracle.! 342 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:12,038 The Lord has drowned the wicked and spared the righteous. 343 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,669 [ Gasps ] Isn't that Homer Simpson? 344 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:19,046 [ Scoffs ] Looks like heaven's easier to get into than Arizona State. 345 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,010 Ohh! I hate these flood pants. 346 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,127 Hey, they're working! 347 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,254 My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone-dry! 348 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,265 Everything's comin' up Milhouse! 349 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,371 [ Men, Women ] Ahh.! 350 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:46,308 ##[ Man Singing Love Song ] 351 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,945 Edna, I'm gonna pop you a question... 352 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:58,284 and... I hope the answer is yes. 353 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,654 Do you think mother would like this hat pin? 354 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,727 Oh. Yes. 355 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,820 Oh, you've made me the happiest man on Earth! 356 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,335 Well, Homer, I have to admit... 357 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,275 you created something people really love. 358 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,347 You truly are an artist. 359 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:26,042 No. I'm just a nut who couldn't build a barbecue. 360 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:28,881 You'll always be the artist in the family. 361 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:31,114 - Aww. - Is that our house? 362 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,487 - Yep. - And is that us on the roof? 363 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,857 - That's us. - Are we kissing? 364 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,624 Oh, I don't know. Could be. 365 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:42,029 I need some inspiration. 366 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,604 ##[ Man Singing Love Song Continues ] 367 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,176 Yoink! 368 00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:58,011 ##[ Continues ] 369 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,828 ##[ Ends ] 370 00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:43,094 - [ Murmuring ] - Shh! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net