0 00:00:03,903 --> 00:00:07,236 ## [ Chorus Singing ] 1 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,918 [ Bell Ringing ] 2 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:27,783 [ Whistle Blowing ] 3 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,230 [ Beeping ] 4 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,872 ## [Jazzy Solo ] 5 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,859 [ Beeping ] 6 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:03,861 [ Tires Screeching ] 7 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,098 D'oh! [ Screams ] 8 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,996 - 'Scuse me. Pardon me. 'Scuse me. - [ Marge Groans ] 9 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,799 - Hmm. - Hey. 10 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:30,246 Ah, but Paris would make a tres bon site for the next Olympic Games. 11 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:31,789 And why is that? 12 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:35,759 We don't have to explain ourselves to the likes of you! 13 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,296 I await your reply. 14 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:41,731 I recommend Moscow, where the American dollar buys seven rubles. 15 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,530 - [ Pager Beeps ] - Twelve rubles. 16 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:47,595 - [ Beeping Continues ] - Sixty rubles. 1 ,000 rubles! I must go! 17 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:50,301 - I suggest Motown. - Detroit. 18 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:53,902 No, no. Mongolia Town- home of the Motown sound. 19 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,811 ## [ Vocalizing ] 20 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:59,578 You are all crazy! The answer is Buenos Aires. 21 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,381 - Hokkaido! - Budapest.! - Cleveland! 22 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,388 - England! - Bangkok! - People! People! Please. 23 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,118 You are forgetting what the Olympics are all about- 24 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:08,751 giving out medals of beautiful gold... 25 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,592 so-so silver and shameful bronze. 26 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,666 - [ All Murmuring ] - [ Woman ] It's so true. 27 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:18,066 I have here a letter from a little girl named Lisa Simpson. 28 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:22,870 She says her town might not be important enough to host the Olympics... 29 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,309 but she asks if the torch could just pass by... 30 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:31,179 so she can experience the glow that we feel every day. 31 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:34,981 Well, I say we don't bring her the torch. 32 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:38,114 I say we bring her... the Olympic Games! 33 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:41,955 - Who is with me? - [ Cricket Chirps ] 34 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:44,359 Well, I don't care. It's my decision. 35 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:47,922 Springfield was shocked today to learn it will host the next Olympics. 36 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,502 Economists predict our city will experience the same boom... 37 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:53,902 that Sarajevo enjoyed after the 1 984 Games. 38 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,498 And it's all because of your letter, Lisa. 39 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:59,578 Well, actually, I just wrote it for a school assignment. 40 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,909 Everyone else wrote to the Backstreet Boys. 41 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,711 To honor the arrival of our foreign friends- and enemies- 42 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:09,220 Channel 6 is sponsoring a contest to find a Springfield Olympic mascot. 43 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,517 The winner will join such other memorable mascots... 44 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:15,856 as the Atlanta whatsit and the Montreal vampire. 45 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:19,398 A mascot contest? I'm sure to win that- 46 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,524 unless one of you jinxes me. 47 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:24,967 No one's gonna jinx you, Homer. In fact, we're rooting for you. 48 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:28,040 - Yeah. Go for the gold, Dad. - Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 49 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,543 Well, you said I couldn't do it, but here it is. 50 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:36,240 Meet Abby, the Olympic Tabby! 51 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:38,408 [ Bart ] How'd you get the eyes to move? 52 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:41,885 - [ Plaintive Meowing ] - [ Gasps ] You papier-mached my cat? 53 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,752 Just for the prototype, honey. 54 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:47,018 [ Meows ] 55 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:48,616 - [ Hisses ] - [ Yelps ] 56 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,925 Knowing you always hate my first idea, I prepared a backup. 57 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:55,228 How about a big Olympic hello for Springy- 58 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,599 the Springfield spring! 59 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,138 [ Bart ] Those aren't the dog's eyes, are they? 60 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,936 - Hey, that's cute. - Good work, Dad. 61 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:05,010 It's fun for the whole family. 62 00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:07,079 And the ends are razor sharp- 63 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,114 to protect our nation and its interests. 64 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:11,911 - Ow! - God bless America. 65 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:21,587 [ Spray Can Rattles ] 66 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,895 - [ Squeaking ] - Hit the road, Lefty. You too, Rizzo. 67 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:35,134 - [ Chirps ] - Oh, Cinnamon, don't make this harder than it already is. 68 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,248 [ Crowd Cheering ] 69 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,945 Bravo, Springfield. 70 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:51,319 - I have never seen such a clean sewer. - [ Chuckles ] 71 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:55,155 And we are positively inspired by your solar power plant. 72 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:57,559 Yes. Love that sun, man. 73 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:00,861 We will do anything, including but not limited to anything... 74 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,935 to make your stay here tolerable. 75 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,004 Yes. You'll be completely above the law. 76 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:10,098 Uh, women, guns, cash- whatever you need. It's yours. 77 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:11,938 - [ Man ] Ach du Lieber.! - [ Wolf Whistle ] 78 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,741 - [ All Murmuring ] - And that's not all. 79 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:17,714 We've just chosen our official Olympic mascot. 80 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,980 - [ Crowd Oohs and Aahs ] - [ Applause ] 81 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:23,715 [ Gasps ] They picked Springy! 82 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,791 In your face, Patty and Selma! 83 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,918 - Well, we still love you, Ciggy. - Yeah. 84 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:35,061 Mmm! That glue really gives it a pop. 85 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:39,161 And now, because the children are our future... 86 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:42,139 here are the children of Springfield Elementary... 87 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:46,200 with a song they call ''The Children Are Our Future.'' 88 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,610 - Children? - ##[ Up Tempo ] 89 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:53,285 ## [ Singing ] 90 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:12,565 ##[ Continues ] 91 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:16,073 I've never wanted a beer worse in my life. 92 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:19,076 [ Gasp ] I love you, honey. 93 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,203 Are you talking to me or the beer? 94 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:25,751 To you, my bubbly, long-necked, beechwood-aged lover. 95 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:28,582 ## [ Continue Singing ] 96 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,753 - ## [ Ends ] - Bravo! 97 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:40,458 Magnifigue.! 98 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,466 Muy bueno. 99 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:46,231 It gives me great pride to officially declare... 100 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:49,570 the next Olympics will be held right here in- 101 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:51,438 Wait! Wait! We have one more act. 102 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:55,173 The patriotic comedy stylings of Bart Simpson! 103 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:58,216 - [ Man ] Oh, fine. - Thank you, thank you. 104 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:00,842 - So, uh, you're from Russia, huh? - Da. 105 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:02,853 - You drunk yet? - Da. 106 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:05,617 Poland, eh? [ Chuckles ] Too easy. 107 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:09,058 How ya doin', Germany? Here's my impression of an East German woman. 108 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,961 ''Kees'' me, or I'll crush you. 109 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:15,898 [ Laughing Hysterically ] 110 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:19,233 - He says what we're all thinking. - I'm not thinking that. 111 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:22,239 Hey, Swiss miss. There's no missin' you, babe. 112 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:24,332 - Lay off the cocoa. - [ Laughter ] 113 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,139 [ Mutters In German ] 114 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:31,548 Now I'd like to say one last thing to our Olympic representatives. 115 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:34,779 If there was a medal for horrible audiences, you'd get the gold. 116 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:38,448 - Peace out. - [ Loud Feedback ] 117 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,753 [ Gasps, Grunts ] 118 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,021 [ Tires Screeching ] 119 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:47,233 Skinner! 120 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:48,427 Skinner! 121 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:52,334 How could you put this boy on with that horrible material? 122 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:54,906 Well, it really did seem funny in rehearsal. 123 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:59,410 - And he didn't even get to his Ubangi routine. - [ Laughing ] 124 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:02,106 Ha, ha, ha. Laugh it up, ya punks. 125 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:06,481 'Cause you and Jan Murray here just cost our town the Olympics. 126 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,577 - Hey, Chalmers. Where are you from? - Huh? 127 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:11,589 Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball State... 128 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:14,182 then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. 129 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,420 - Uh, why do you ask? - Don't worry, sir. 130 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:18,793 I'll teach these children some respect for their town. 131 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,765 I'm assigning each of you 20 hours of community service. 132 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,302 - [ Groaning, Grumbling ] - Community service? 133 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:26,394 - No, no! - Intercourse? 134 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,374 - What if we refuse? - You won't pass to the next grade. 135 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,307 I fail to see the threat. 136 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:34,311 Skinner! Good idea. 137 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:38,679 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. 138 00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:42,447 Let's see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy. 139 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,215 All right, Martin. For your community service... 140 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:50,489 you'll be setting up a midnight basketball program for inner-city street gangs. 141 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,802 All right, gang. Shirts and skins. 142 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:58,871 - Let's hustle. - [ Gunshot ] 143 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,634 [ Tires Screeching ] 144 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:04,938 - Milhouse, do you like the beach? - Who doesn't? 145 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,239 Good. 146 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,371 I want you to pick up all this medical waste... 147 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,042 that's washed up on the shore here. 148 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,848 Ow! I pricked myself. 149 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,923 Well,just keep working. 150 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,356 You'll prick yourself with the antidote sooner or later. 151 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:23,189 [ Sighs ] 152 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:26,231 - What are ya gonna do to me? - Bart, not all community service... 153 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,994 is gang warfare and dangerous infection. 154 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:32,502 And to illustrate that point, here's where you'll be working. 155 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,971 The fireworks, candy and puppy dog store? 156 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:38,237 [ Puppies Yipping ] 157 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:40,938 No, no, no. Next to it. 158 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:45,950 Settle a bet. Boil or mole? 159 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,576 [ Groans ] 160 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,893 Okay.Just breathe through your mouth... 161 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:57,019 and don't ask how they're feeling. 162 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,255 ##[ Muzak ] 163 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,891 - [ All Groaning ] - [ Creaking ] 164 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,594 Oh, man. 165 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,502 - [ Wheezing Groan ] - [ Yelps ] Whoa! 166 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,201 - [ Grunts ] - [ Dentures Chattering ] 167 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:14,370 - Aren't you a beautiful- - Let's pull his skin. 168 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,947 - [ Yelps ] - Look at that. 169 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:19,245 Oh, be a dear and snap my support hose to my girdle. 170 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,252 [ Shuddering ] 171 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,948 2:00. Recreation time. 172 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,183 - Oh, goody! - Whew! Saved by the bell. Whoa! 173 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,523 - Where do you think you're goin'? - [ Gulps ] 174 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,891 Oh, no. Lise, they got you too? 175 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,229 Got me? What are you talking about? 176 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,102 I got a nice diagonal goin' here. 177 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,303 B-3. 178 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,812 - You sunk my battleship. - [ All Laughing ] 179 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,643 G-52. 180 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:54,516 - You sunk my battleship. - [ All Laughing ] 181 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,986 Oh! I got a bingo! What do I win? 182 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:59,387 - A banana. - A whole one? 183 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,586 - Yep. - That's the prize? A banana? 184 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:06,062 Their natural mushiness prevents choking and promotes regularity. 185 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,633 They're not babies, Lisa. Give 'em something fun- 186 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,634 like cigars or booze. 187 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,636 We tried giving them eggnog at Christmas... 188 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:14,865 but it led to widespread ''de-shawling.'' 189 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:19,001 Well, that's what they get for wearing such tight little shawls. 190 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:21,204 - Oh! - [ Chuckles ] 191 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:24,646 - Okay. 4:00. Nap time. - [ All Snoring ] 192 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:28,083 - You tell 'em when to sleep? - [ Whispering ] Shh. Don't wake them. 193 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,486 [ Vacuums Whirring ] 194 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:34,787 While they sleep, we suck up excess dirt and crumbs. 195 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:38,295 Here you go. Make sure you get into every crevice. 196 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:41,628 - [ Snoring ] - Cool. 197 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,895 Grampa. Homer. 198 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,028 Grampa. Homer. 199 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,333 Don't play with the faces. 200 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:54,974 So, Bart, how was your first day of forced volunteerism? 201 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:58,710 That place sucks. The nurses don't let Grampa do anything. 202 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:01,048 They practically chew his food for him. 203 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:04,350 Lucky stiff. I'm workin' my ass off here. 204 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,448 Good steak, honey. 205 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,550 The elderly aren't like you or me, Bart. 206 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,652 They thrive on consistency, predictability... 207 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,663 and a life with no surprises. 208 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,323 Sounds good to me. 209 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,128 - [ Doorbell Rings ] - I'll get it! 210 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:20,262 - [ Laughing ] - Delivery for Homer Simpson. 211 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:22,636 [ Grunting ] 212 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,710 Mmm! Whoo-hoo! 213 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,778 My springs. They finally came. 214 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:29,177 But we lost the Olympics to Shelbyville. 215 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:32,409 Yeah, but I should have no problem selling a thousand springs. 216 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,816 - To who? - Idiots. 217 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,013 Ooh! These are fun. 218 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:42,124 Oh, Rhett! Rhett! 219 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:45,163 Oh, Rhett. Where will I go? 220 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,392 - What'll I do? - Frankly, my dear- 221 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,867 [ Different Male Voice ] I love you. Let's remarry. 222 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:56,530 - Ahh. That's sweet. - What a lovely ending. 223 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,371 They cut out the best word. 224 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:01,503 Didn't that movie used to have a war in it? 225 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,048 Come on, you. You've been warned. 226 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:07,847 - Picture yourself on a beautiful sailboat. - [ Waves Lapping, Gulls Crying ] 227 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:11,548 Ah. Can't you just feel the sea breeze in your hair? 228 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:14,125 - [ Man ] Oh, boy. - Or scalps. 229 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:16,956 Say, I hear a foghorn. 230 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:19,257 [ Imitating Foghorn ] Boring! 231 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:23,358 Come on, Bart. We don't want to overstimulate these people. They just had pudding. 232 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,369 [ Doorbell Rings ] 233 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:28,770 Hello, little girl. Is your mommy home? 234 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:32,537 You'll need to ask her for five dollars to buy Mr. Bouncy Best Friend. 235 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:37,605 I know you. Your little smart-mouthed boy cost this town the Olympics. 236 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,684 - [ Agnes Grunts ] - [ Skinner ] Who is it, Mother? 237 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:42,549 - Bart Simpson's father. - Oh. I'll be right down. 238 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,555 [ Footsteps ] 239 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:48,388 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [ Grunting ] 240 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,223 Ow! Ow! Ow! [ Grunting ] 241 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,162 Boy, Lenny,you sure look hungry. 242 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,165 - Have some nuts. - Hey, thanks. 243 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:59,761 - Ow! My eye! Ow! Ow! Ow! - [ Chuckling ] 244 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:03,330 Now, if you wanna be the life of the party like Lenny here... 245 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:07,276 just place your order for this hilarious novelty item. 246 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,404 - [ Lenny Screaming ] - Homer, get outta here. 247 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,608 Boy, Moe, you sure look angry. 248 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:13,947 - Here. Have some nuts. - Hey, thanks. 249 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,544 Ow! God! My eye! 250 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:20,455 - Ow! Get it out! Geez! Gaagh! - [ Lenny Yelping ] 251 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,459 Don't pull. Don't pull. 252 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:26,588 [ Groans ] I said don't pull! Don't.! 253 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,667 Now we're pulling into port. 254 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,292 Ah! And who's waiting for us at the dock? 255 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,997 Why, it's all your childhood dogs! 256 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,836 I see Petey and Blackie and Schnoodle. 257 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,705 - Oh, no! Pirates! - Pirates! 258 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,439 Ahoy, mateys! It's me- Long Bart Silver. 259 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,573 - And I'm gonna rip you a new I.V. hole. - [ All Gasp, Shudder] 260 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:48,141 - Bart, what are you doing? - I'm just trying to liven things up around here. 261 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,189 These people need to ride motorcycles and play rockin' electric guitars... 262 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,190 like the old people on TV. 263 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,283 Excuse me. But when those pirates boarded... 264 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,124 I swallowed my wedding ring for safekeeping. 265 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:02,189 - Get me some ipecac. I'd like to expunge it. - [ Sighs ] 266 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,735 Okay, she's gone. Let's break out of here and have some fun. 267 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:08,967 - Shouldn't we ask someone first? - If I get up, somebody will take my chair. 268 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,133 Got that right. It's the only one left with padding. 269 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,108 [ All ] Padding. 270 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,806 [ Sighs ] What about you, Chief? 271 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,883 Don't you wanna be free like the eagle? 272 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:21,885 Oh, I don't live here. I'm just dropping off Indian casino pamphlets. 273 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:24,615 Vote ''yes'' on Prop 21 7. 274 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,726 [ Grunts ] 275 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:33,524 You know, the door was open, Chief Break Everything. 276 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:38,535 Come on, people. You don't wanna stay in a place where they vacuum you while you sleep. 277 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:42,073 - They do what now? - Now's our chance. Let's go! 278 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:45,200 - [ All Shouting ] - [ Woman ] I'm gonna follow him. 279 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:50,507 Oh, no. Bart has stolen the elderly. 280 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,777 [ Yelps ] 281 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,853 Forgot my hat. 282 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:05,087 - ##['60s Pop ] - [ Cheering, Whooping ] 283 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,596 Oy! 284 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,538 [ Laughing ] 285 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,370 [ Shouting ] 286 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,546 [ Both Grunting ] 287 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,014 Oy! 288 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:31,783 [ Murmurs ] 289 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,523 [ Murmurs ] 290 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,900 Uh-oh! 291 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,435 ##[ Ends ] 292 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:48,905 Ow! Today's grass is far sharper than the grass in my day. 293 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,636 Hey, everybody.! How'd you like to go on a real boat trip? 294 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,042 - Oh, that would be nice. - I'm there! 295 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,578 Arr! Not a looker among 'em. 296 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,349 Full speed ahead! Damn the torpedoes! 297 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:07,186 What'd he say? Put on our tuxedos? 298 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,192 I want some taquitos. 299 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:13,025 [ Homer ] Welcome to the kitchen of tomorrow- today.! 300 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:17,068 - How much would you pay for a self-flipping hamburger pan? - Nothing. 301 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:20,138 Don't answer yet. Watch how easy it is to flip hamburgers... 302 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:23,072 with the help of God's greatest creation- the spring! 303 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,439 Now watch this. 304 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:29,714 [ Screaming ] 305 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,686 [ Moans ] 306 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,188 - Are you okay? - Some second-degree burns. 307 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,190 But some first-class burgers. 308 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,921 [ Groans ] I want you to get rid of these springs. 309 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,463 But you haven't seen the baby of tomorrow. 310 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,192 Ta-da! 311 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,030 - Now if I drop her, no more tears. - [ Gasps ] 312 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,969 ## [ Humming Basketball Theme ] 313 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,270 - Give me my baby! - ''D'' it up, Marge. I'm goin' to the hole. 314 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,112 [ Marge ] I want these springs out of our house today.! 315 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,705 [ Toilet Flushing ] 316 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,945 ## [ Singing Drinking Song ] 317 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,618 You're not flushing those springs down our toilet, are you? 318 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,694 - Of course not. - [ Toilet Flushes ] 319 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,161 ##[ Singing ] 320 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,858 [ Groaning ] Mm-mm-mm. 321 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,867 ##[ Big Band ] 322 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,563 ## [ Continues ] 323 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:30,005 Oh, Abe, you dance divinely. 324 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,976 I haven't felt this relaxed and carefree... 325 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:36,104 since I was watch commander at Pearl Harbor. 326 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:39,309 Aw, geez. This place used to be crawlin' with Russian subs. 327 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,386 Now there's just four. 328 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,623 - [ Gasps ] Sea hag.! - Bart Simpson! 329 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,026 Bart, are you crazy? 330 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,723 You've got to get the old folks home to the old folks' home. 331 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,527 No way. They're finally having some fun. 332 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,728 - ##[ Calypso ] - How low can I go? 333 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,101 - [ Bone Snaps ] - [ Yelps ] That's it. 334 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,572 - Gee, Bart, maybe you're right. - [ Watch Alarm Beeps ] 335 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:06,439 They don't even seem to care that it's medication time. 336 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,103 - Medication time? Hot dog! - [ All Murmuring ] 337 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,239 - Gimme, gimme, gimme! - [ Chattering ] 338 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,648 But I've set you free. 339 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:16,983 No more nap time. No more bingo. You can do whatever you want. 340 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:21,120 - Let's play bingo. - Yeah! Let's play bingo. 341 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,694 - You sunk my battleship. - [ All Laughing ] 342 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,088 [ Sighs ] 343 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:34,132 Now, Smithers,you say you painted all your navy buddies this way? 344 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:37,640 Until I was discharged, sir. 345 00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:43,910 I don't get it, Grampa. If you guys like all that boring stuff... 346 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,984 why did you follow me out here? 347 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,609 Gotta do somethin' till bingo. 348 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,347 [ All Gasp ] 349 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,719 [ All Screaming ] 350 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:56,123 How could you miss that huge boat coming right at us? 351 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,217 - Oh. Two glass eyes. - [ Clink, Clink ] 352 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,369 Oh, it's not fair. I'm not supposed to die now. 353 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:09,804 I'm supposed to die in a foolish motorcycle stunt at the age of 1 5. 354 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:13,309 Ha, ha! You're not dead yet, you pudgy little pisher. 355 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,880 - [ Together] Jack La Lanne! - Don't worry. 356 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,279 I'll save you theJack La Lanne way! 357 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,152 [ Grunts ] 358 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,890 [ All Cheering ] 359 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:34,892 - [ Yelping ] - [ All Screaming ] 360 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,968 Uh-oh. 361 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,070 - This is all Bart's fault. - Let's get him. 362 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,072 - I blame him. - He's killed us all. 363 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,869 I want some taquitos. 364 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,671 Leave him alone! 365 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:48,940 Sure, Bart's responsible for our deaths. 366 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,210 But he gave us the most fun we had in 20 years. 367 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:55,343 So before we go to our watery graves... 368 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,615 I say that we- [ Gurgling ] 369 00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,658 [ All Screaming ] 370 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,318 [ All Sigh ] 371 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,125 [ All Screaming ] 372 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,064 [ All Sigh ] 373 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:12,636 [ All Scream, Sigh ] 374 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,400 What the heck's going on? 375 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:18,476 ##[ Homer Singing, Echoing ] 376 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,751 Ah. What a shame. Not a looker in the bunch. 377 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:37,086 So, you workin' tomorrow at the home, Bart? 378 00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:39,755 Well, I finished my community service. 379 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,561 Oh. Right. 380 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,432 But I could swing by after school. 381 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,835 - I'll bring the limbo stick. - Hot diggety! 382 00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:50,271 ## [ Humming Calypso ] 383 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,275 ## [ Vocalizing ] 384 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:54,277 Hey. Stop shakin' the harness. 385 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:55,814 How low can I go! 386 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:56,906 How low can I go! 387 00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:58,983 [ Water Splashes ] 388 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,020 ##['60s Pop ] 389 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,204 [ Loud Shout ] 390 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:49,328 ##[ Ends ] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net