0 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:07,236 ##[ Chorus Singing ] 1 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,918 [ Bell Ringing ] 2 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:27,851 [ Whistle Blowing ] 3 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,230 [ Beeping ] 4 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,871 ## [Jazzy Solo ] 5 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,859 [ Beeping ] 6 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:03,861 [ Tires Screeching ] 7 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,165 D'oh! [ Screams ] 8 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:12,935 [ All Shout ] 9 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:28,581 Hey, why didn't you tell me the new issue of Weird was here? 10 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:32,249 [ Chuckles ] I love their hilarious send-ups of hit movies. 11 00:01:32,358 --> 00:01:34,258 - Dad, it's not- - ''Gigabytes.'' 12 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,385 [ Laughing ] They've done it again. 13 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:39,624 ''Gigabytes.'' Wait-This isn't Weird. 14 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:42,257 Why, there's no magazine called Weird, is there? 15 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:45,929 This is Wired. It's about computers and technology. 16 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:51,466 Hey, look. There's a cybercafe opening right here in Springfield. 17 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:53,478 Will you take me, Dad? Please? 18 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:55,571 I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet. 19 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:58,048 The Internet? Is that thing still around? 20 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:00,142 I know a Web site that shows monkeys doin' it. 21 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,483 Bart, the Internet is more than a global pornography network. 22 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:03,988 - It's a- - [ Horn Honks ] 23 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:07,856 - Come on, Lisa. Monkeys. - [ Groans ] 24 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:15,128 Ach. Let's see what's been captured on the up-kilt camera. 25 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:18,136 [ Beeps, Whirs ] 26 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:21,298 Ew. This lass needs a bit of grounds keeping. 27 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:23,773 Eh? Aah! That's Willie! 28 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,778 My name is Mary. 29 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,644 I'm 45, heavy and willing to settle for less. 30 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,680 Wow. This Mary's got the whole package. 31 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:36,914 Wow, Dad. You're surfin' like a pro. 32 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:40,424 Oh, yeah. I'm betting on jai alai in the Cayman Islands. 33 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:43,052 I invested in something called News Corp- 34 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,131 - Dad! That's Fox! - [ Screams ] 35 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:47,131 Undo! Undo! [ Groans ] 36 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:49,133 Dad, do we have any money left? 37 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:51,863 Well, let's check the old bank account. 38 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:54,804 - [ Beeps ] - See? Even after my cyber squandering... 39 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,876 we've still got $1 ,200. 40 00:02:56,976 --> 00:03:00,173 - All right, dorks, this is a holdup. - [ Gasping, Murmuring ] 41 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,077 Oh, yes! 42 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,377 Download to papa. 43 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:09,615 - [ Beeping ] - Yoink dot adios, back-slash losers. 44 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,358 - [ Groans ] - [ Marge ] We were robbed? 45 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:17,896 You seem to know an awful lot about this for an innocent person. 46 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:20,727 We were saving that money for our family vacation. 47 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:23,563 Now we're gonna have to start all over again. 48 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,503 - [ Groans ] - Aw, don't worry, sweetheart. 49 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:30,633 I'll get us the money- even if I have to get a second job. 50 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,649 Evenin', neighbor. Low on funds again? 51 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:44,723 - Yes, sir. - Now, Homer, we can't have you burglarizing us... 52 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:47,122 every time you got a bill to pay. 53 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,491 I know, sir. I'm sorry, sir. 54 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:54,099 It's just that you and Maude live like royalty in your fancy castle... 55 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:58,000 while I got Marge trapped over there like a pig in a mud beehive. 56 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,595 Oh, we're-We're not as well off as you think. 57 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:03,335 We give to eight different churches just to hedge our bets... 58 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,707 and the Leftorium's business has gone way down hill... 59 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:08,212 since Leftopolis moved in next door. 60 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:11,249 If you're not rich, then how come you have a new refrigerator... 61 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:13,512 an electric can opener, a milk shake machine? 62 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,554 [ Chuckling ] We picked those up cheap. 63 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,055 - They were evidence at a murder trial. - Sweet. 64 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:21,183 We got that tip at the Chuck Garabedian Mega-Savings Seminar. 65 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,353 - Go on. - He taught us how to live... 66 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,863 a Burt Reynolds lifestyle on a Mac Davis income. 67 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:28,195 We've already got tickets for his next seminar. 68 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:31,566 I think you'll find living thrifty a lot more satisfying than stealing. 69 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:34,003 Maybe you're right, Ned. 70 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,632 Maybe you're right. 71 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,248 Are you tired of missing out on the good things in life- 72 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:51,289 Family vacations,jet packs, Solid Gold Dancers? 73 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:53,416 There's only three left in the world. 74 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,585 Well, stick around, 'cause I'm gonna tell you... 75 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:59,392 the 1 2 savings secrets Wall Street won't tell you. 76 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:02,798 Then I'll show you the three ways to get back to the highway- 77 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:07,339 including one shortcut those Wall Street fat cats don't want you to know. 78 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:11,843 - [ Cheering ] - Oh, here we go with the fat-cat bashing. 79 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:15,880 Well, what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue. 80 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:19,145 [ Chuckles ] Uh-oh! I'm late for the Short Line Railroad. 81 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:22,050 [ Tires Squeal ] 82 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,385 Let's start with mega secret number one: 83 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:27,357 ''Ya gotta squeeze every penny.'' 84 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,861 You see this tux? I got it cheap 'cause Roy Cohn died in it. 85 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,931 - [ Murmuring ] - That fancy yacht? 86 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:35,660 A bargain, 'cause it smells like cat pee. 87 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:39,226 - [ Murmuring ] - And those beautiful women? 88 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,432 - They used to be men. - [ Groaning ] 89 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:46,205 The point is, ya gotta squeeze every penny. Come on, let me hear you. 90 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:49,907 [ Together] Squeeze every penny. Squeeze every penny. 91 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,247 I'm squeezing. I'm squeezing it. 92 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,652 - [ Slurping Sound ] - Hey, I squeezed so hard it went into my hand. 93 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,815 Oh, Homer, not again. 94 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:06,827 Ew. We're gonna do our grocery shopping at a 99-cent store? 95 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,833 Well, maybe for your wedding. 96 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,535 - [ Bart ] How about here? - Not if we want that vacation. 97 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:21,712 Look, Mom. They have your dress. 98 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:25,614 [ Groans ] Thirty-three cents? I paid almost double that. 99 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:29,353 Blue? 100 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:32,049 Wow! This plankton's only 33 cents. 101 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:35,559 According to the Mexican Council of Food... 102 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:37,629 this expired two years ago. 103 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,893 Sure, by their standards, but we live in America. 104 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,628 [ Chomping, Groaning ] 105 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:47,035 This also says it can cause red tide poisoning. 106 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,438 But it's so cheap. 107 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:53,871 Well, let's see what's in the old vacation fund. 108 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:57,775 Homer, you could have just unscrewed the bottom. 109 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:00,011 A little late for ''could-haves,'' Marge. 110 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:02,644 I don't think there's enough here for a vacation. 111 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:05,656 There is for a Mega-Savings vacation. 112 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,522 Chuck Garabedian says you can fly mega cheap... 113 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:10,619 if you don't care where you go. 114 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,961 That's right.Just go to the airport and wait for some no-shows. 115 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:16,694 Then you can buy their seats for a fraction of the price. 116 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,771 Are you going through our garbage? 117 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:21,863 That's right. You fat cats didn't finish your plankton. 118 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:23,908 Now it's mine. 119 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,109 Hawaii, here we come. 120 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,776 No. No. We're going to Paris. I can feel it. 121 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:34,876 Come on, Transylvania. 122 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:37,148 [ With Jamaican Accent ] No, mon, let's go home toJamaica. 123 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,952 I and I been in Babylon too long. 124 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:43,893 [ Woman On P.A.] Attention. Flight 605 to Tokyo is ready for departure... 125 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:46,362 and has four available mega-saver seats. 126 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,934 - [ Both ] Yeah! - Come on, Homer.Japan. 127 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:53,904 No, notJapan,Jamaica. I wanna pass the dutchie on the left-hand side. 128 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:58,636 Never mind. Looks like the Flanders are gonna get those seats anyway. 129 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:01,941 Oh, so Flanders thinks he can steal our vacation, huh? 130 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,882 - [ Groans ] - Come on! 131 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:09,453 - Whoo! - [ Horn Honking ] 132 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:12,422 - Sayonara, suckers. - [ Snarls ] 133 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:15,824 Yea! The Simpsons are going toJapan. 134 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:17,828 [ Gong Sounds ] 135 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,830 Hey, watch the gong,jerk. 136 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,473 Come on, Homer. Japan will be fun. 137 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:33,067 - You liked Rashomon. - That's not how I remember it. 138 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,204 Besides, if we wanna see Japanese people... 139 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:37,578 - we could have gone to the zoo. - Homer! 140 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,914 What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese. 141 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,353 His name is Takashi. He's in my book club. 142 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:47,688 Look, Mom. The safety instructions are written in haiku. 143 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:49,761 ''Fasten seat belts tight. 144 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,796 ''Your seat cushions float gently. 145 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,832 Headsets, five dollars.'' 146 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,469 [ Beeping ] 147 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:01,665 Sir, it is not safe to use electronic devices yet. 148 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:03,674 - You're the waitress. - [ Beeps ] 149 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:07,705 [ Attendant ] Turn it back on.! Turn it back on.! 150 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:12,682 Ooh. I never knew Jim Belushi made so many movies. 151 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:16,312 Yeah, isn't it amazing? They're filming one right now in the bathroom. 152 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,822 Gonna be on towards the end of the flight. 153 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:23,257 Toga! Toga! Toga 2,000! 154 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:24,920 Marge, they stole my idea. 155 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,831 The local time is... tomorrow. 156 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,668 [ Homer] Here's our room. 157 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:44,272 Homer, you're supposed to slide those doors open. 158 00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:47,045 I don't have time for that. [ Grunts ] 159 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:52,520 [ Man's Voice ] Welcome. I am honored to accept your waste. 160 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,458 - [ Beeps ] - ## [ Bells ] 161 00:09:56,996 --> 00:10:00,022 [ Gasps ] They're years ahead of us. 162 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,795 Mom! Lise! Check it out. Dad's on TV. 163 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:08,766 - Oh, yeah! - [ Marge, Bart, Lisa Screaming ] 164 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,603 [ Gasps ] It's breathtaking. 165 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,079 Look. There's the Imperial Gardens. 166 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,082 The Meiji Shrine. 167 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,243 The Hello Kitty factory. 168 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,913 [ Cats Yowling ] 169 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:24,922 [ Yowling Stops ] 170 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,924 Who's up for some exploring? 171 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,221 - Hey, I'm still checking outJapanese TV. - ## [ Synthesizers ] 172 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,387 Isn't this that cartoon that causes seizures? 173 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,829 [ Beeping ] 174 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:37,391 [ Grunting, Groaning ] 175 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,630 Bart, what are you doing? [ Grunting, Groaning ] 176 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,798 Hey, what the- [ Grunting, Groaning ] 177 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,109 Hmm. All right. 178 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,771 [ Grunting, Groaning ] 179 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,905 - Robots be right back. - Whoo! 180 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,746 - All that seizing made me hungry. - Me too. 181 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:55,218 Let's go to an authentic Japanese noodle house. 182 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,846 The toilet recommended a place called Americatown. 183 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:02,417 Dad, we didn't come halfway around the world to eat at Americatown. 184 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:05,827 I'd like to see theJapanese take on the club sandwich. 185 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,627 I bet it's smaller and more efficient. 186 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:11,635 [ Man ] We now return to Battling Seizure Robots. 187 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:15,332 - [ Beeping ] - [ All Moaning ] 188 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,576 [ Mechanical Clicking ] 189 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,481 I can't believe they stuck us at ''Tax-a-chusetts.'' 190 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,511 - Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket. - And? 191 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:34,491 Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated. 192 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,754 Howdy, gangstas. 193 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:40,127 I am average American Joe salary-man waiter. 194 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,690 These prices suck. 1 0,000 yen for coleslaw? 195 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:47,000 Don't you serve anything that's even remotelyJapanese? 196 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,438 Don't ask me. I don't know anything. 197 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,136 I am product of American education system. 198 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:57,113 I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics. 199 00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,515 [ Laughs ] Oh, they got our number. 200 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,051 One square watermelon, please. 201 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:09,855 Oh, my goodness. Homer, those are $1 50. 202 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,862 It's worth every cent. 203 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:15,491 I'm tired of fumbling with round fruit. D'oh! 204 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:18,570 Well, maybe we should just head back to the hotel. 205 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,139 But you promised me we'd do something Japanese. 206 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,140 Oh, of course you're right. 207 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,642 You know, I read about a Shinto teahouse... 208 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,713 where they practice the traditional- Run, Bart! 209 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,681 - Hey. Isn't that Woody Allen? - Hmm. Looks like he's doing a commercial. 210 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:37,414 Oh! [ Clears Throat ] Hello. 211 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:40,356 [ Clears Throat ] So many rice crackers claim to be low-cal... 212 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:44,327 but only Fujikawa rice crackers make your interiors go bananas. 213 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,489 What did I do to deserve this? 214 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,499 Oh, right. 215 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,839 Mmm. Fifty-dollar pretzels. 216 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,843 Hey, what's Baby Huey doin'? 217 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,881 - Says here they throw salt before they wrestle to purify the ring. - Hmm. 218 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,748 - Spare some salt, tubby? - Tubby? 219 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:10,151 [ Speaking Japanese ] 220 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:17,051 - Yoink. - Hey, that's mine! [ Yells ] 221 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,529 - Hey. - [ Grunts ] 222 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,068 - [ Crowd Groans ] - Like we say in my county, ''Hasta la vista, baby.'' 223 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:27,071 Congratulations. I am the emperor. 224 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,141 Yeah? And I'm ''clobber-saurus.'' 225 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:35,371 [ Gasping, Sighing ] 226 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,678 All hail Emperor Clobbersaurus. 227 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:41,309 [ Booing ] 228 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,587 Your wife has paid your bail, Mr. Simpson-san. 229 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:54,257 Thank God. Couldn't take another minute in this hellhole. 230 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,292 [ Chomping ] 231 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,033 Now can we do something Japanese? 232 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,340 Oh, I'm sick of doing Japanese stuff. 233 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:12,781 In jail we had to be in this dumb Kabuki play about the 47 Ronin... 234 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:16,150 and I wanted to be Yoshi, but they made me Ori. 235 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,155 Then we had to do two hours of origami... 236 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,350 followed by flower arranging and meditation. 237 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,484 [ Speaking Japanese ] 238 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,265 Honey, I know you wanna seeJapan... 239 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,664 but we're down to our last million yen. 240 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,929 Don't worry, ichiban. 241 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,403 I'll show you something Japanese. 242 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,743 Oh, it's beautiful, Dad. 243 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:44,248 It's a crane. TheJapanese believe they bring good luck. 244 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:48,013 Oh, be careful. We need that money to get home. 245 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,317 - [ Marge Gasps ] No! - [Japanese ] 246 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,493 [ Man ] Now, Mr. Simpson... 247 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,620 I know you lost all your money, but don't worry. 248 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,598 The United States will not stand idly by... 249 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,396 while one of its citizens is stuck here like this. 250 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,233 [ Grunts, Groans ] 251 00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:10,706 But, Mr. Ambassador, how are we going to get home? 252 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:13,903 Beats me. Try getting a job and earning some money. 253 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,880 That's what I did. By the way, ''ambassador'' is taken. 254 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,316 [ Groaning ] 255 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,158 Every truckload of fish we gut... 256 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,955 brings us 31 cents closer to those tickets home. 257 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:33,088 And I think I finally found what I was put on this Earth to do. 258 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,929 Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out. 259 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,436 Spare my life and I will grant you three wi- 260 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:41,733 - [ Screams ] - Knife goes in, guts come out. 261 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,139 Yippee! Time for the company loyalty song. 262 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,906 ## [ Singing ] 263 00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,008 [ Groans ] 264 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,110 Well, this sucks. What else is on? 265 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,490 - [ Bell Ringing ] - [ Cheering ] 266 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,321 [ Laughs ] Thank you. 267 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:05,295 You have fulfilled our dreams, and dreams of our ancestors. 268 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,558 [ Male Announcer ] Tune in tomorrow, when another lucky family... 269 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,566 tries to win their dreams... 270 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,865 on Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show. 271 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,702 Family Wish Show. Hmm. 272 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,242 That gives me an idea. 273 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,744 I think we all had that idea. 274 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,906 I didn't. What is it? Lunch? 275 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,047 Thank you, thank you. 276 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:35,718 And welcome to our contestants from America, the Simpson family. 277 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,888 - You honor us. - Don't patronize me. 278 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,934 Now, Simpson family, have you picked a wish? 279 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,629 Well, I haven't talked it over with the family- [ Chuckles ] 280 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,230 but I think we'd all like a free dinner at Americatown. 281 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:53,402 No, no, no. We want plane tickets home to Springfield. 282 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,605 [ Cheering, Whistling ] 283 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:59,582 Now, our game shows are a little different from yours. 284 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,017 Your shows reward knowledge. 285 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,214 We punish ignorance. 286 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,848 Ignor-What? [ Screams ] 287 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,052 - [ Laughing ] - Okay, let's begin. 288 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,061 Our categories are: 289 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:14,530 ''Ow. That hurts. '' ''Why are you doing this to me?'' 290 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:17,124 - And ''Please let me die. '' - [ Bell Dings ] 291 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,136 - ''Ow. That hurts.'' - Oh, yeah, number one. Definitely. 292 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,229 I don't know. I like ''Why are you doing this?'' 293 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,503 - ''Ow. That hurts.'' - We'll go with ''Ow. That hurts,'' Skip. 294 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:28,205 - My name is Wink. - [ Groans ] 295 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,406 [ Laughing, Chattering ] 296 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,114 All right, Simpsons, whack the pinata. 297 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,154 - [ Groaning ] - Come on! 298 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,451 Whack that pig open. Once more. 299 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,549 Harder. Whack it open. 300 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,060 - [ Laughing ] - Good. All right. 301 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,597 You may remove your blindfolds. 302 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:49,166 - [ Groaning ] - Oh, sorry, Dad. 303 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,668 - We didn't know. - I had an inkling. 304 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,864 - Could someone please whack my hernia back in? - Sure, thing, Dad. 305 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,941 Mr. Simpson, we'll cut you down... 306 00:17:57,042 --> 00:18:01,376 as soon as you answer one question aboutJapan. 307 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:05,143 - Is the answer ''Japan''? - Actually, it is. 308 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,411 [ Speaking Japanese ] 309 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,886 That means you move on to the lightning round. 310 00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:14,322 - [ Moans ] - [ Thunder Rumbling ] 311 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,361 - [ Screams ] - He seems okay... 312 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,398 but he is being burned internally. 313 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,527 [ Screaming ] 314 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:28,538 Hey, isn't that Homer on theJapanese Channel? 315 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,201 If that's Homer, then who the hell's been puttin' beers on his tab? 316 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,709 D'oh. Whoo-hoo. 317 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,612 Uh-That boy ain't right. 318 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,015 [ Host ] Congratulations, Simpsons. 319 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,146 The airline tickets are yours. 320 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,816 All you have to do is to pick them up... 321 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,722 from inside that volcano. 322 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:50,562 - Why are you so cruel? - [ Laughing ] 323 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,370 This vacation really blows. 324 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,462 Well, at least we're past the lighting round. 325 00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,666 [ Screams ] Hmm. I see. 326 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:08,678 I sure hope they don't have an ice cream round. [ Screams ] 327 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:15,685 Mmm. I don't think that bridge can support much weight. 328 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:20,857 Well, Maggie weighs a lot less than- Oh, I'll just go. 329 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,893 [ Groaning ] 330 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:28,490 [ Together] Plummet! Plummet! Plummet! Plummet! 331 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,592 Plummet.! Plummet.! Plummet.! Plummet.! Plummet.! Plummet.! 332 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:34,331 Yes! Got 'em. 333 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:38,739 - [ Together] U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.- - [ Buzzes ] 334 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,472 [ Screams ] 335 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,309 [ Gasps ] Lisa! 336 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,887 - [ Screams ] - [ Grunts ] 337 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:54,492 - Oh.! - Marge! Your shoe! 338 00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:01,323 The plane tickets! [ Grunting ] 339 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:04,664 Whoa! Whoa! 340 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,864 Oh, I'm afraid this might be the end. 341 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,341 Well, at least we'll die doing what we love- 342 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,742 inhaling molten rock. 343 00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,610 [ All Screaming ] 344 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,616 [ Cheering ] 345 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:23,449 [ Screams ] It burns! It burns! 346 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,252 Don't worry, that ''lava'' is just orangeade... 347 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:31,261 made by our sponsor, Osaka Orangeade Concern. 348 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:35,322 - It burns! It burns! - It's loaded with wasabi. 349 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:39,131 Kudos, Simpsons. You have won your freedom. 350 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,638 [ Audience Cheering ] 351 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,211 Before I go, I want to say something. 352 00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,211 Game shows aren't about cruelty. 353 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,611 They're about greed and wonderful prizes... 354 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,741 like poorly built catamarans. 355 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:56,287 But somewhere along the line, you lost your way. 356 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,754 - For shame. - [ Groaning ] 357 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,383 Coming up next, a Canadian couple... 358 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:06,328 who say they are deathly afraid of scorpions. 359 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,897 - Oh, that stings, eh. - [ Screams ] 360 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,233 - Ooh, God! Ow! Ooh! - [ Screaming ] 361 00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:15,363 Sting those Canucks. 362 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,738 [ Laughs ] I love this show. 363 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:20,676 Take that, you stupid hosers. [ Groans ] 364 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:24,180 Good-bye,Japan. I'll miss your Kentucky Fried Chicken... 365 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,547 and your sparkling, whale-free seas. 366 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,415 - Hey, what's goin' on? - What's happening? 367 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,420 [ Beeping ] 368 00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:32,456 [ Man On P.A.] Folks, we're experiencing... 369 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:35,185 some moderate Godzilla-related turbulence at this time, so I'm gonna go ahead... 370 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,161 - and ask you to put your seat belts back on. - [ Screeching ] 371 00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:41,198 When we get to 35,000 feet he usually does let go... 372 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,325 so from there on out, all we have to do... 373 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,426 - [ Yawning ] - is worry about Mothra, and we do have reports... 374 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:48,472 he's tied up with Gamera and Rodan at the present time. 375 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:51,599 - Thank you very much. - [ Roaring, Screeching ] 376 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,974 [ Godzilla Screeches ] 377 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:41,726 - [ Murmuring ] - Shh! 378 00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:47,962 [ Homer Screams ] Undo.! 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