1 00:00:05,129 --> 00:00:06,630 (crow squawks) 2 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:07,965 Oh, boy. 3 00:00:07,967 --> 00:00:09,933 Monday morning chit-chat at the water cooler. 4 00:00:09,935 --> 00:00:13,170 The only reason to have done stuff over the weekend. 5 00:00:13,172 --> 00:00:15,172 The only part of the movie I didn't get is: 6 00:00:15,174 --> 00:00:18,008 now Radioactive Man gets his powers from his suit? 7 00:00:18,010 --> 00:00:19,743 The suit is slowly killing him, 8 00:00:19,745 --> 00:00:21,979 but if he doesn't wear it, he'll die. 9 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:23,513 Oh... 10 00:00:23,515 --> 00:00:25,816 Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive Man sequel? 11 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:27,617 Uh, it's not a sequel, it's a reboot. 12 00:00:27,619 --> 00:00:29,619 Actually, this one undoes the stuff 13 00:00:29,621 --> 00:00:31,855 from the last one, so it's a de-boot. 14 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,991 Stop talking! I haven't seen it yet! 15 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:36,960 Radioactive Man Re-Rises came out three days ago. 16 00:00:36,962 --> 00:00:38,028 It is fair game. 17 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:39,529 Yeah, if you haven't seen it, 18 00:00:39,531 --> 00:00:40,998 then you gotta leave the water cooler. 19 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,166 But what if I want some cooled water? 20 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,202 You should have thought of that 21 00:00:45,204 --> 00:00:47,137 when you were not seeing the movie. 22 00:00:47,139 --> 00:00:49,039 Fine. I'll drink alone. 23 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:50,207 (grunts) 24 00:00:56,214 --> 00:00:59,216 It was so awesome when Radioactive Man 25 00:00:59,218 --> 00:01:01,218 had to erase his own memory. 26 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:03,186 Yeah, so he wouldn't be tortured by his past 27 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,688 when he was born in the future. 28 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:07,190 Oh, they're talking about the movie! 29 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,792 Hurry up, you idiot! 30 00:01:08,794 --> 00:01:10,227 No, no, don't stop! 31 00:01:10,229 --> 00:01:12,029 I'm sorry I got mad. 32 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:14,064 I'll do that thing you like. 33 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,568 I got Radioactive Man's new villain... 34 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:20,137 the Collider. 35 00:01:20,139 --> 00:01:22,305 I turn out to be a good guy. 36 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:27,077 I die, but come back to life after the credits. 37 00:01:27,079 --> 00:01:28,712 Oh! 38 00:01:30,248 --> 00:01:31,648 Sometimes we feel 39 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:34,251 there's nowhere left to turn, 40 00:01:34,253 --> 00:01:36,086 much like Radioactive Man, 41 00:01:36,088 --> 00:01:38,588 when he had to kill his own antimatter twin 42 00:01:38,590 --> 00:01:41,224 with a blast of time particles from the Chrono-cube... ♪ Amazing grace 43 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,527 ♪ How loud I sing ...and in doing so, mortally wounding... 44 00:01:43,529 --> 00:01:46,229 ♪ To drown the spoilers out! ...his girlfriend, who was pregnant with his own... 45 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,732 ♪ Shut up, shut up, shut... ♪ 46 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:49,699 (yells) 47 00:01:49,701 --> 00:01:52,102 And stay out! 48 00:01:52,104 --> 00:01:53,236 HOMER: Okay. 49 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,538 I gotta go see 50 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:55,939 the Radioactive Man movie 51 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,541 before it gets totally ruined for me. 52 00:01:57,543 --> 00:01:59,042 Ooh, date night! 53 00:01:59,044 --> 00:02:01,411 I'll go change my bra. 54 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,547 I want to see Radioactive Man Re-Rises. 55 00:02:03,549 --> 00:02:05,449 If Bart's going, I'm going! 56 00:02:05,451 --> 00:02:07,851 If Grampa's going, I'm going! 57 00:02:07,853 --> 00:02:10,353 If you all go, then I have to pay for a babysitter. 58 00:02:10,355 --> 00:02:12,055 We'll call that nice girl 59 00:02:12,057 --> 00:02:14,257 who's getting her Masters in Child Development. 60 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,625 Emily-Beth? 61 00:02:15,627 --> 00:02:16,927 We can't afford Emily-Beth! 62 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,862 She brings her own puppets! 63 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:21,098 (cooing) 64 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,632 Bye-bye, Maggie! 65 00:02:22,634 --> 00:02:24,334 Bye-bye, money. 66 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,637 Two adults, two kids, 67 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:30,373 and one senior with the mind of a baby so he should be free. 68 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:33,276 For the 3-D show, that'll be $72. 69 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,545 What?! Or, for ten dollars more, 70 00:02:35,547 --> 00:02:39,116 you can see it in IMAX Hobbit Frame Rate 71 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,550 Virtual Reality Vision. 72 00:02:40,552 --> 00:02:41,551 (moviegoers shuddering) 73 00:02:41,553 --> 00:02:42,819 (vomits) 74 00:02:47,658 --> 00:02:50,260 All right, movie, you better be worth it. 75 00:02:50,262 --> 00:02:51,828 (dramatic music plays) 76 00:02:58,903 --> 00:03:00,504 (engines revving) 77 00:03:00,506 --> 00:03:02,539 (dancers screaming) 78 00:03:05,276 --> 00:03:08,111 HOMER: The motorcycle dudes are chicks! 79 00:03:08,113 --> 00:03:09,846 I wonder what else is chicks? 80 00:03:13,351 --> 00:03:15,218 (women gasping) 81 00:03:17,321 --> 00:03:20,524 ♪ 82 00:03:20,526 --> 00:03:21,825 Don't ask. 83 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,193 Do smell. 84 00:03:23,195 --> 00:03:25,162 ANNOUNCER: Also available in "Arctic Slut," 85 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:26,329 "Morning After Melon" and "Elon Musk." 86 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,265 Hey... they tricked us! 87 00:03:28,267 --> 00:03:29,633 That's a commercial! 88 00:03:29,635 --> 00:03:32,035 If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, 89 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,603 I'd sign up for Hulu Plus! 90 00:03:33,605 --> 00:03:34,938 Shh! 91 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,206 You're shushing me? 92 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:37,774 This guy's on his cell phone, 93 00:03:37,776 --> 00:03:39,709 she's texting, he's sexting, 94 00:03:39,711 --> 00:03:42,712 and that guy brought a baby to a 9:00 movie! 95 00:03:42,714 --> 00:03:44,381 (Spanish accent): That's negative, man. 96 00:03:44,383 --> 00:03:46,316 What happened to the movies? 97 00:03:46,318 --> 00:03:49,186 First they got worse than TV, and now this! 98 00:03:51,155 --> 00:03:52,222 (all gasping) 99 00:03:52,224 --> 00:03:53,657 (yelling) 100 00:03:53,659 --> 00:03:55,825 And stay out! 101 00:03:55,827 --> 00:03:57,027 (Homer moans) 102 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,728 Chins up, Homer. 103 00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:01,031 You don't need a theater to watch the movie. 104 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,400 You just have to illegally download it. 105 00:04:03,402 --> 00:04:05,001 Illegally download it? 106 00:04:05,003 --> 00:04:06,303 Is that legal? 107 00:04:06,305 --> 00:04:07,871 Who knows? But it sure is easy. 108 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,206 I'll walk you through it. 109 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,307 All you have to do is... 110 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:12,209 ANNOUNCER: The FOX network forbids 111 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:13,243 the broadcast of step-by-step instructions 112 00:04:13,245 --> 00:04:14,411 for illegally downloading 113 00:04:14,413 --> 00:04:16,246 copyrighted intellectual property. 114 00:04:16,248 --> 00:04:17,747 In the meantime, please enjoy this footage 115 00:04:17,749 --> 00:04:19,082 from NASCAR's 2011 Martinsville Cup. 116 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:21,718 (engines roaring) 117 00:04:24,255 --> 00:04:25,755 Wow, that was easy. 118 00:04:25,757 --> 00:04:27,757 All I had to do was click on... 119 00:04:27,759 --> 00:04:29,826 (engines roaring) 120 00:04:30,828 --> 00:04:33,330 And play! 121 00:04:34,699 --> 00:04:36,433 ♪ 122 00:04:36,435 --> 00:04:38,068 Bless you, boy. 123 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,704 That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer 124 00:04:40,706 --> 00:04:43,106 that I can talk about with you in the room. 125 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,507 How did you know how to do that? 126 00:04:44,509 --> 00:04:46,109 I'm under 30. 127 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:48,578 Guys, guys, I saw the Radioactive Man movie! 128 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,447 Here's my ten favorite scenes from worst to best. 129 00:04:50,449 --> 00:04:52,616 Number ten: when what's-his-name did that stuff with those dudes. 130 00:04:52,618 --> 00:04:54,251 Number nine... 131 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,885 Uh, Homer, that movie's been talked out. 132 00:04:55,887 --> 00:04:57,721 We're discussing the new James Bond flick. 133 00:04:57,723 --> 00:05:00,056 I like that James Bond is ugly now. 134 00:05:00,058 --> 00:05:01,925 I like that he doesn't have any gadgets. 135 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,526 I like that he's not good at shooting, 136 00:05:03,528 --> 00:05:05,862 doesn't say funny quips, or do any James Bond stuff. 137 00:05:05,864 --> 00:05:07,430 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 138 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,232 Homer, go to the theater and see the movie. 139 00:05:09,234 --> 00:05:10,233 (scoffs) Theaters? 140 00:05:10,235 --> 00:05:12,302 All I need to see this movie 141 00:05:12,304 --> 00:05:15,038 is a laptop and a Web site based in a country 142 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,407 that's really just an offshore oil platform. 143 00:05:17,409 --> 00:05:19,476 Care to join me? 144 00:05:21,245 --> 00:05:22,612 ♪ 145 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,748 That was so much better than the cinema. 146 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:26,449 It mixes the wonder of movie-going 147 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,285 with the rush of stealing. 148 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:31,121 All we want is brand-new, big budget entertainment 149 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:32,489 in our homes for nothin'. 150 00:05:32,491 --> 00:05:34,157 Why doesn't Hollywood get that? 151 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,826 Gentlemen, I am inspired 152 00:05:36,828 --> 00:05:39,129 to create a theater for the people... 153 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:41,164 an experience free of all the nuisances 154 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:44,301 and gouging of modern-day moviegoing! 155 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:46,936 Yeah, no more jerks talking on their cell phones! 156 00:05:46,938 --> 00:05:49,306 No more jerks telling me not to talk on my cell phone! 157 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,274 And best of all... 158 00:05:51,276 --> 00:05:52,742 we'll never have to sit through 159 00:05:52,744 --> 00:05:54,911 another annoying commercial again! 160 00:06:01,285 --> 00:06:04,487 Welcome to "Cinema Pirate-diso." 161 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,690 Tonight's movie is Life is Funny, 162 00:06:06,692 --> 00:06:08,525 directed by Judd Apatow. 163 00:06:08,527 --> 00:06:10,927 It's based on his life, starring his family 164 00:06:10,929 --> 00:06:12,662 and ad-libbed by his friends. 165 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,832 So for the next three and a half hours, enjoy! 166 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,002 (frustrated groan) 167 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:22,005 Did you just pass gas while we were making love? 168 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:25,208 You're the one who hired the Korean taco truck 169 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,177 for our private school fund-raiser. 170 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:28,511 (chuckles) 171 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,347 I live it, he writes it. 172 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:32,015 ♪ 173 00:06:35,886 --> 00:06:37,153 Well, what did you think? 174 00:06:37,155 --> 00:06:39,489 We may be going to Hell for seeing "side bosom," 175 00:06:39,491 --> 00:06:42,025 but this backyard is a little slice of Heaven, 176 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,226 all thanks to Homer Simpson! 177 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:45,128 (cheering) 178 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:46,496 This is fun! 179 00:06:46,498 --> 00:06:48,231 And it was so nice of the movie company 180 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,233 to let you show their film. 181 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:52,135 Let me? Uh, sweetheart, 182 00:06:52,137 --> 00:06:55,171 I downloaded it off the Internet... 183 00:06:55,173 --> 00:06:56,740 illegally. 184 00:06:56,742 --> 00:06:58,975 An illegal download? 185 00:06:58,977 --> 00:07:02,245 But Hollywood says stealing from Hollywood is wrong. 186 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:04,514 (scoffs) Why should a regular guy like me 187 00:07:04,516 --> 00:07:06,182 have to spend 15 bucks a ticket 188 00:07:06,184 --> 00:07:08,518 so studios can pay huge salaries 189 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,721 to the Air Buds and Ray Liottas of the world? 190 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,023 Oh! 191 00:07:14,025 --> 00:07:16,393 When I watched that pirated movie, 192 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:18,528 I was stealing with my eyes. 193 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:21,164 So I'm repaying the good people in Hollywood 194 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:23,266 for the ticket I should have bought. 195 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,435 Now this money will end up in the hands 196 00:07:25,437 --> 00:07:27,203 of the talented people 197 00:07:27,205 --> 00:07:30,106 who make magic happen on the silver screen. 198 00:07:35,679 --> 00:07:39,315 (inhales) Ah... 199 00:07:41,218 --> 00:07:42,385 (startled gasp) 200 00:07:42,387 --> 00:07:44,187 Karen, get me the FBI! 201 00:07:44,189 --> 00:07:45,255 Karen! 202 00:07:57,968 --> 00:08:00,770 You people joined this squad for one reason: 203 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,605 to fight movie pirates. 204 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,207 I wanted to catch serial killers. 205 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:06,209 (mocking, whiny tone): "I wanted to catch serial killers." 206 00:08:06,211 --> 00:08:08,244 From now on, you will lay down your lives 207 00:08:08,246 --> 00:08:10,447 to protect America's chick flicks, buddy comedies 208 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:13,616 and steady stream of animated misfires. 209 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:16,453 Sir, you have to see this. 210 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:17,821 "Took it off the Web... 211 00:08:17,823 --> 00:08:19,122 "watched for free... 212 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,124 never pay for a movie again"? 213 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,259 Men, set your guns on "kill." 214 00:08:23,261 --> 00:08:26,095 We're going after Homer Simpson. 215 00:08:26,097 --> 00:08:27,297 I now present, 216 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,566 direct from the computer of an angry editor 217 00:08:29,568 --> 00:08:31,234 at a special effects house, 218 00:08:31,236 --> 00:08:34,237 Cosmic Wars Episode Seven. 219 00:08:34,239 --> 00:08:36,539 (epic orchestral theme playing) 220 00:08:43,848 --> 00:08:46,149 (audience cheering) 221 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:49,152 My childhood has been un-ruined! 222 00:09:01,265 --> 00:09:02,465 Listen up, seat meat! 223 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:04,100 You are all in violation of 224 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:06,469 Title 17 of the U.S. Copyright Code. 225 00:09:06,471 --> 00:09:07,537 (all gasping) 226 00:09:07,539 --> 00:09:09,305 Easy there, hotshot. 227 00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:11,608 All the people are doing is watching a movie. 228 00:09:11,610 --> 00:09:13,843 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 229 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,144 I'm not wearing an undershirt 230 00:09:15,146 --> 00:09:17,847 and my badge is poking into my skin. 231 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,115 What's going on here? 232 00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:21,050 Is there a fondler in the neighborhood? 233 00:09:21,052 --> 00:09:22,485 I'm here to arrest 234 00:09:22,487 --> 00:09:24,187 and hopefully stage the prison suicide 235 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,122 of the mastermind of this operation-- 236 00:09:26,124 --> 00:09:27,624 Homer Simpson! 237 00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:29,392 Ooh, mastermind. 238 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:32,061 We got our man, thanks to a tip 239 00:09:32,063 --> 00:09:34,397 from a heroic American snitch. 240 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:37,133 (gasps) One of you turned me in? 241 00:09:37,135 --> 00:09:40,003 Who was it? 242 00:09:40,005 --> 00:09:41,037 You! 243 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,073 Superintendent Chalmers, 244 00:09:44,075 --> 00:09:45,909 you never forgave me for that time 245 00:09:45,911 --> 00:09:48,144 we wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that luau! 246 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,414 They're gonna take Dad! 247 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:53,249 We gotta do something! I'm on it. 248 00:09:59,023 --> 00:10:02,158 (screams) Copyrighted material! 249 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,027 Don't look at it! 250 00:10:04,029 --> 00:10:05,828 Someone sell me a ticket! 251 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:06,996 Ear plugs in! Blinders on! 252 00:10:06,998 --> 00:10:09,499 We trained for this! 253 00:10:16,674 --> 00:10:18,207 (gunshot) 254 00:10:18,209 --> 00:10:20,843 (grunting) 255 00:10:25,182 --> 00:10:26,449 From now on, 256 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,251 the only place you'll be watching movies 257 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,019 without having to buy a ticket is jail. 258 00:10:30,955 --> 00:10:33,756 Oh... oh... (whimpers) 259 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,059 Baby, promise me 260 00:10:36,061 --> 00:10:37,460 you'll find out who turned me in. 261 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,962 (moans) 262 00:10:38,964 --> 00:10:41,431 It's probably someone I would never suspect. 263 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,232 Never suspect. 264 00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:44,968 (moans) 265 00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:47,437 Your moans of sympathy are all I have. 266 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,372 Oh... 267 00:10:49,374 --> 00:10:51,374 HOMER: Whoever did this to me will be haunted 268 00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:54,010 by unbearable guilt forever! 269 00:10:55,145 --> 00:10:56,312 Forever! 270 00:11:03,153 --> 00:11:06,155 What are you guys in for? 271 00:11:06,157 --> 00:11:06,990 Bank robbery. 272 00:11:06,992 --> 00:11:08,391 Drug trafficking. 273 00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:09,459 What about you? 274 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,793 Movie piracy. 275 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:11,828 (all gasp) What?! 276 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:12,996 People in show business 277 00:11:12,998 --> 00:11:14,998 work hard to make those movies. 278 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,235 My media stocks under-performed because of people like you. 279 00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:21,504 My brother lost his job as a grip 280 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,806 on a movie set because of piracy. 281 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,242 He had to sell his Jet Ski. 282 00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:29,078 A grip without a Jet Ski ain't no grip at all! 283 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,079 (yelling) 284 00:11:33,017 --> 00:11:35,184 You're about to find out 285 00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:38,488 what we do to copyright infringers. 286 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,489 (yelling) 287 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,257 (tires screech) 288 00:11:43,627 --> 00:11:44,694 (all clamoring) 289 00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:50,299 (train horn blowing in distance) 290 00:11:50,301 --> 00:11:51,467 Uh... huh? 291 00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:53,002 (horn blowing) Huh...? (screams) 292 00:11:54,471 --> 00:11:56,873 (men yelling) 293 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:58,908 (grunting) 294 00:12:02,646 --> 00:12:04,213 (screams) 295 00:12:07,651 --> 00:12:08,851 Whoo-hoo! 296 00:12:19,663 --> 00:12:21,330 It's almost like having Dad here. 297 00:12:21,332 --> 00:12:24,133 Only with less growling when I go near his food. 298 00:12:24,135 --> 00:12:26,536 I just want to know who dropped the dime on Dad. 299 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,071 Lousy rat. 300 00:12:28,073 --> 00:12:30,339 Maybe the person that turned your father in 301 00:12:30,341 --> 00:12:32,875 thought they were doing the right thing. 302 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,577 Homer just pirated a movie. 303 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,679 But it's not the worst thing Dad ever did. 304 00:12:36,681 --> 00:12:39,248 It's not even the worst kind of pirate Dad's ever been. 305 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,750 Lisa, tell your brother 306 00:12:40,752 --> 00:12:42,351 that stealing is wrong, no matter what. 307 00:12:42,353 --> 00:12:43,886 I don't know. 308 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,089 It wasn't like Dad was stealing for himself. 309 00:12:46,091 --> 00:12:48,891 He created this wonderful experience for the whole town. 310 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:52,228 I just can't imagine anyone turning him in. 311 00:12:55,332 --> 00:12:56,833 (door creaking open) 312 00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:58,167 Dad, Dad, you're back, you're back! Hey! 313 00:12:58,169 --> 00:13:00,169 Dad, you're back! Dad! 314 00:13:00,171 --> 00:13:02,572 Homer, what are you doing out of prison? 315 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,074 You have to go back and give yourself up. 316 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,076 I can't go back to jail! 317 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,912 There's no shampoo, just soap! 318 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,081 Wait, I know one place in Springfield 319 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,985 that doesn't care about Internet piracy laws. 320 00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:20,523 Thanks for taking us in. 321 00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:23,126 Our family always appreciates asylum. 322 00:13:23,128 --> 00:13:26,796 This consulate is like being on Swedish soil. 323 00:13:26,798 --> 00:13:29,932 You're as safe here as you would be in the Skatteskrapan. 324 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:30,967 (whistles) 325 00:13:30,969 --> 00:13:33,035 Your country doesn't think illegally 326 00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:35,037 downloading movies is wrong? 327 00:13:35,039 --> 00:13:36,606 The people of Sweden believe 328 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,141 all movies should be shared freely. 329 00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:40,576 How is that not stealing? 330 00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:43,746 Bah, your Hollywood studios are the real thieves, 331 00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:46,616 claiming all their hit movies have lost money. 332 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,152 I spit on their bookkeeping. 333 00:13:49,154 --> 00:13:51,954 Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to Taken 334 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,956 where The Hangover guys get taken 335 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,892 and the only ones that could rescue them 336 00:13:55,894 --> 00:13:57,226 is Fast and Furious. 337 00:13:57,228 --> 00:14:00,163 Aw, man, I would love to pirate that. 338 00:14:00,165 --> 00:14:02,932 As would the proud people of Sweden. 339 00:14:02,934 --> 00:14:04,801 (sirens blaring) 340 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,536 (tires screeching) 341 00:14:09,173 --> 00:14:10,573 They've found us! 342 00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:13,009 There's only one surefire way to get fugitives 343 00:14:13,011 --> 00:14:14,477 out of a foreign building-- 344 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,579 blasting death metal. 345 00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:20,016 ♪ Respecting the law, respecting the law ♪ 346 00:14:20,018 --> 00:14:23,019 ♪ Copyright law, copyright law ♪ 347 00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:24,620 ♪ Copyright law, copyright law... ♪ 348 00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:27,423 You like this? 349 00:14:27,425 --> 00:14:29,826 Oh-oh, Swedes love death metal. 350 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,829 It reminds us of death. 351 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:36,532 Damn those Peace Prize-giving fish-smokers. 352 00:14:38,302 --> 00:14:41,971 I'm so tired of being trapped in this embassy. 353 00:14:41,973 --> 00:14:43,506 Consulate. 354 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,007 Consulates are regional offices, 355 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,543 which serve the embassy in the capitol. 356 00:14:49,012 --> 00:14:50,613 Thank you so much for sticking with me 357 00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:52,048 through all this. 358 00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,983 You're the greatest wife in the world. 359 00:14:53,985 --> 00:14:55,852 (moaning) 360 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,887 It was me! 361 00:14:57,889 --> 00:15:00,189 I was the one who told the FBI. 362 00:15:01,825 --> 00:15:02,825 You? 363 00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:03,893 How could you? 364 00:15:03,895 --> 00:15:06,128 You're my own flesh and blood. 365 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:09,031 I was just trying to do the right thing. 366 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,867 Who would've thought the authorities 367 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,002 would use a confession against me? 368 00:15:13,004 --> 00:15:16,239 Have you forgotten what you promised at our wedding? 369 00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,040 To love and cherish? 370 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,242 To aid and abet? 371 00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:22,011 I never wanted to say funny vows. 372 00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:24,146 Well, you did! And they got laughs. 373 00:15:24,148 --> 00:15:26,048 Solid laughs! 374 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,516 I didn't mean for this to happen, 375 00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:29,652 but you were stealing. 376 00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:32,488 All I ever had was you looking out for me. 377 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,957 I got nothing now. 378 00:15:45,435 --> 00:15:48,004 ♪ 379 00:16:05,389 --> 00:16:07,256 All rise in the matter 380 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:08,925 of The People vs. Homer Simpson. 381 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:12,561 The people call Hollywood ultra-producer, Judd Apatow. 382 00:16:12,563 --> 00:16:15,097 Homer Simpson is an enemy of art. 383 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,466 Art created by writers, directors, 384 00:16:17,468 --> 00:16:21,103 and the guy who uses a computer to erase or enhance nipples. 385 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,606 And not just the people who dream for a living, 386 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,608 but the people who depend on us. 387 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,143 The spin class instructors, 388 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:30,046 the personal rabbis, Seth Rogen. 389 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:32,348 (laughing) 390 00:16:33,984 --> 00:16:35,952 (crying): It's true, I need him. 391 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,387 I saw a bootleg DVD of The 40 Year Old Virgin 392 00:16:38,389 --> 00:16:40,089 for sale at a car wash. 393 00:16:40,091 --> 00:16:43,159 They left off my director's commentary! 394 00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:44,994 It didn't even have a blooper reel! 395 00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:46,295 (all groaning) 396 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,097 (gavel banging) 397 00:16:48,099 --> 00:16:49,832 Homer Simpson, you have been found guilty 398 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,767 of illegal reproduction and distribution 399 00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:53,402 of copyrighted material. 400 00:16:53,404 --> 00:16:55,938 Before sentencing, do you have anything to say for yourself? 401 00:16:55,940 --> 00:17:00,009 No. Homer, tell them your side of the story. 402 00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:02,979 I know I hurt you, but please trust me now. 403 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,181 It'll work. 404 00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:07,450 You know what, Judge Apatow? 405 00:17:07,452 --> 00:17:10,152 I do have something to say. 406 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,421 These movie people may say I'm a pirate, 407 00:17:12,423 --> 00:17:13,990 but I'm just a man. 408 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,525 A man who loved Hollywood too much. 409 00:17:16,527 --> 00:17:19,328 So I made my own rules and fought the big guys 410 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,198 who tried to destroy my way of life. 411 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,366 He doesn't sound like a villain. 412 00:17:23,368 --> 00:17:25,034 He sounds like a classic underdog. 413 00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:27,203 He's the unlikeliest of heroes! 414 00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:29,205 But where's the love story? 415 00:17:29,207 --> 00:17:30,873 At first my wife didn't believe in me. 416 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,210 Maybe we forgot why we fell in love in the first place. 417 00:17:34,212 --> 00:17:37,013 But when times seemed darkest, one minute ago, 418 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:40,182 she was there and gave me the strength and courage 419 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:44,120 to fight for what I believe in. 420 00:17:44,122 --> 00:17:46,822 He's a downloading David versus a greedy Goliath. 421 00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:49,825 An Erin Brockovich but with more cleavage! 422 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:52,194 Two, three... Good Lord, he's hitting 423 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,063 all four quadrants! 424 00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:57,366 One family, against all odds, took on the system... 425 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,301 and lost. 426 00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:01,037 (clamoring) 427 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,372 Mr. Simpson, I'd like to buy the rights to make a movie 428 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,874 based on your true story. 429 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,675 I'm attached as executive producer! 430 00:18:06,677 --> 00:18:08,010 Attached! Attached! 431 00:18:08,012 --> 00:18:11,247 One movie? We envision a trilogy. 432 00:18:11,249 --> 00:18:14,250 Will Smith's family wants to play your family. I'd be Jaden. 433 00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:16,252 (all clamoring) 434 00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:18,387 On behalf of Hollywood, 435 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,824 we are dropping all charges. 436 00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:23,325 These people hate my dad. 437 00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:26,062 How can they want to make a movie about him? 438 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,064 Hollywood may be run by big corporations 439 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,599 trying to squash people, but they make movies 440 00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:33,035 about people standing up to big corporations 441 00:18:33,037 --> 00:18:35,171 trying to squash them and winning. 442 00:18:35,173 --> 00:18:38,174 I'll sign with whoever can convince Channing Tatum 443 00:18:38,176 --> 00:18:40,943 to gain the most weight to play me. 444 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:49,952 Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! 445 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,220 What the hell is all this? 446 00:18:51,222 --> 00:18:52,755 We're so excited about your movie 447 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,523 that we're having a special screening. 448 00:18:54,525 --> 00:18:57,259 But the movie isn't in theaters till next week. 449 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,261 Yeah, we ripped a version off Bootleg Bay 450 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,729 just like you taught us. 451 00:19:00,731 --> 00:19:02,264 It's still got timecode on it, 452 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,300 but, otherwise, it's a clean copy. 453 00:19:04,302 --> 00:19:06,068 (chuckles) 454 00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:08,204 You're pirating my movie? 455 00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:10,906 The hell you are! Piracy is stealing! 456 00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:14,143 You're taking money out of my family's mouths! 457 00:19:14,145 --> 00:19:15,878 (gasping) 458 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,380 But the movie is... i-it's about you pirating movies. 459 00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:20,149 Oh, that's Hollywood fantasy. 460 00:19:20,151 --> 00:19:24,286 We live in the real world, where I have something called... 461 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,323 prof-it par-tic-i-pa-tion. 462 00:19:27,325 --> 00:19:29,125 That's negative, man. 463 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,127 Oh, Homie... 464 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:35,397 Now all of you go see my movie in the theater the day it opens! 465 00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:37,166 No bargain matinees! 466 00:19:37,168 --> 00:19:39,502 And tell your friends it was great! 467 00:19:39,504 --> 00:19:42,605 Buy the stuff they advertise in the commercials before it! 468 00:19:42,607 --> 00:19:45,407 Homer in the movie wears Ask Body Spray 469 00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:47,309 and so should you! 470 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,945 Don't ask! Do smell! 471 00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:52,615 Homie, do you really think you should be... Up-bup-bup-bup-bup! 472 00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:56,352 What have we learned about not blindly supporting our husband? 473 00:19:56,354 --> 00:19:58,687 Ask Body Spray! 474 00:20:06,263 --> 00:20:08,197 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 475 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,038 But then when times seemed darkest, 476 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,941 she was there; she gave me the strength and courage 477 00:20:18,943 --> 00:20:20,843 to fight for what I believe in. 478 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,845 On behalf of Hollywood, 479 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:26,348 we're dropping all charges! 480 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,083 (cheering) 481 00:20:29,152 --> 00:20:31,520 (laughing) 482 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,956 So what do you think, Lise? Who are the good guys here, 483 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:36,725 the media companies or the Internet freedom guys? 484 00:20:36,727 --> 00:20:39,228 Well, both groups claim their intentions are noble, 485 00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:41,730 but at the end of the day, they're both trying to steal 486 00:20:41,732 --> 00:20:43,532 as much money as they can. 487 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,968 So... everyone's a pirate? 488 00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:47,603 And the worst one of all is... 489 00:21:28,445 --> 00:21:31,213 (Seth Rogen laughing) 490 00:21:31,215 --> 00:21:33,282 Shh!